"Boom~!!"

When Zhen Hao sighed, a loud sound came from the battlefield in the distance.

Everyone looked for prestige, only to see that at this time, the pale golden energy vented from Lao Poduo had changed from the thickness of his arm to the thickness of his human waist.

The stout pale golden energy was like a rocket thruster that breathed fire at the bottom, carrying Lao Poduo, who was originally just bouncing around, all the way up, and soon disappeared in front of everyone's eyes, leaving only a pale golden exhaust for everyone.

The monks below looked up, sighing that this energy was really terrifying, and at the same time, they felt even more distressed in their hearts for this elixir that had been stolen and eaten.

Such a powerful energy was enough to push their cultivation to a level that they couldn't even think of.

At the same time, I was a little glad that my part of the area was intact......

With Zhen Hao's eyesight, he can clearly see that Lao Poduo, who is swaying up, has lost consciousness.

The body is straight, the face is facing forward, the eyes are all whites, the mouth is wide open, the tongue is weakly drooping outside, and the strong hurricane brought by the upward movement continues to fly, throwing out a silk thread.

Come quickly, go quickly, and it really deserves to be a good way to "expand the output channel".

It turned out that it would take dozens of minutes to vent the surplus energy, but all of it burst out at this moment, and it was completely cathartic in three or five breaths.

Ten minutes is more than three or five breaths, this is like a gap, and the young men who know how to cherish time know which one to choose.

Laboratous (hysteria, bursting, screaming): I choose the slow! I choose the slow!

When you go out, the most important thing between people is to say it three times, and if you say something important three times, you must say it three times......

This was the last wish of the hard-hit Lao Poduo in the local area, before falling into a coma.

The more girls there are, the stronger the system: what does the setting between your people matter to my system?

"Huh~!!"

After the excess energy was vented, Lao Poduo, whose big belly and bottom exhaust were all gone, fell from the sky, unconscious, and rushed straight to the ground with a whistling sound.

The monks looked at each other, and someone asked, "What ......is this?" If this person is crushed into pulp, will he still be able to find the elixir that may remain in his body?"

In an uproar, the monks turned their heads to each other, took out their abacus from their arms, and calculated how much impact Lao Poduo would have when he fell from the sky according to altitude, gravity, and gravitational acceleration.

Then calculate how much pressure the impact can exert on the human stomach through the heavy body.

In the end, the monks came to a conclusion that was not very good.

No matter what position you land from, you will end up in a puddle of flesh, and the pressure on your stomach is enough to crush everything in your stomach.

"So if we reach out to catch him before he hits the ground, is it possible to reduce the extent of the damage to his body?"

"Then you go down and pick him up?"

Someone asked this kind of idiotic question, and the monks didn't want to reply directly, and then they felt still angry, and their eyes swept back and forth, wanting to see which little genius asked such a question.

"Whoa~!"

Although the speaker said it secretly, someone still heard his voice after all. The uproar took half a step back, revealing a man dressed in white like snow, with green silk coiled behind his head.

The little white face + no brain, the evaluation of him in everyone's hearts dropped rapidly, he didn't speak, and looked down at Fu Ankang with stupid eyes.

"Senior brother, didn't you say that you are a top student in the Wuli Village Academy? Why don't you even understand this simple question?"

The little junior sister who is also from the Floating Cloud Sect looked at Fu Ankang with a look of disbelief and sadness, and couldn't believe that this senior brother who often bragged about the first place in his academy exams on weekdays was actually ...... It turned out to be a liar.

The little secret was exposed, Fu Ankang looked embarrassed, his index fingers in both hands little by little, lowered his head, pouted and whispered: "I'm right, I did take the first place in every exam, although I ...... Although the whole school is just one student......"

There's nothing wrong with it, it's true that you can get first every time!

The little junior sister of the Floating Cloud Sect had tears in her eyes, she looked at Fu Ankang in a daze, she couldn't accept this setting, covered her face with one hand, and ran out crying.

Seeing this, Fu Ankang's complexion changed, and seeing that the cabbage that was about to arrive slipped away from his mouth, he hurriedly turned around and chased out: "Senior sister~!Senior sister, you listen to my explanation~!Senior sister, you wait for me......

The little junior sister covered her ears with her hands and shook her head frantically: "I don't listen! I don't listen!

......

Looking at the two people in the distance, the monks smashed their mouths, and once again set their eyes on Lao Poduo, who was about to fall to the ground.

"The wind is tight, evacuate~!"

One person shouted, and all the monks took more than ten steps back, leaving a large enough stage for Lao Poduo.

"Boom~!"

As soon as the stage was vacant, Lao Poduo, who had long been eager to perform on the stage, crashed directly into the stage with a roar, waving a lot of arms and legs.

Without waiting for the flying arms and legs to fall, the monks stepped forward quickly and surrounded the Lao Poduo who had fallen from the sky, and then there was a burst of exclamations.

"Ah~!...... How is this possible! I can't be wrong...... There's no way to be wrong!"

"~!Is this still a person?"

"It doesn't make sense, we all calculate the same, how can there be such a big deviation, isn't this scientific?"

......

The camera moved up, revealing a lot of work that was tightly surrounded by everyone, with an intact body, smooth breathing, and no different from a normal person except for a somewhat pale face.

It doesn't look like he fell from a great height at all, and you say he fell out of bed.

"I see!"

When all the monks were discussing why Lao Poduo had nothing to do, one of them shouted, with a determined face: "This person must be a body cultivator who has achieved cultivation and has a certain degree of attainment!"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and after having an idea, the scholar took out the abacus again and began to beat in a row, wanting to calculate how much strength it would take to be safe and sound to be able to withstand a high-altitude landing at this height.

The scumbag monks had nothing to do, and they came forward and squatted beside Lao Poduo, groping back and forth, wanting to see what was wonderful about this man's body.

Among them, Ma Furong and Scarface Man are among them, both of which belong to the category of scumbags.

However, the scumbags of the scholars groped for a long time on Lao Poduo, but they couldn't figure out the mystery, and they only felt that the muscle hardness of their bodies was similar to theirs, and there was no difference.

"Hiss~!"

Suddenly, the monk who was touching everywhere gasped three times, looked at Lao Poduo on the ground blankly, and looked surprised: "From people to ...... It turned out to be a woman, and there was no ...... There are no cylinders. ”

Following the direction that the monk groped for, seeing the indescribable location, all the scumbag monks also gasped, and then ....... His eyes twinkled, and his interest increased!

"How is it possible, this person is obviously a man, how can it be a woman dressed as a man!"

A monk rejected the claim that Lao Poduo was a woman, and then stepped forward and directly reached out to use a trick to steal the peach from the legendary monkey.

"You let me prove it to you, this person is definitely not a woman!"

As he spoke, the monkey's paws, whose eyes were covered, had already touched the bright peaches on the peach tree, groping back and forth with a holy face, and then his face stiffened and he looked disgusted.

"Phew, this is the smallest peach I've ever seen!"

The light in his eyes flickered, and the monks were even more interested, and they hurriedly rushed forward, wanting to see what the smallest peach in the world was like.

But the total number of places is so big, even if they are impatient, all the monks can only honestly line up and come one by one.

As soon as the previous monk left, the latter monk who couldn't wait stretched out his big hand and grabbed directly at the peaches on the tree that were protected by layers because of their scarcity.

"Smack~!"

Before the peach was caught, the big hand stretched out by the monk who couldn't wait to pick the peach was grabbed in his hand, and the palm of the hand clicked under the force.

The monk looked back in pain, only to see that the person who came was the Taoyuan guard who was taking care of the Taoyuan, and there was a lot of work!

Caught in the face, the monk blushed and struggled to escape from this awkward place.

But Lao Poduo's big hands were like iron claws, clutching his palms, not only unable to escape, but also painful.

"It hurts, it hurts!

The screams of this monk could not make Lao Poduo's face shake in the slightest.

His eyes were still red and bloodshot, and he reached out and pulled out the seriously misplaced crotch, and the red in Lao Poduo's eyes gradually turned into bloodthirsty.

Lao Poduo, who was fainted by the pain of the enlarged output channel, felt a pair of big hands groping back and forth on him in the dizziness.

I didn't want to pay attention to it, but Lao Poduo didn't expect them to intensify their efforts and target the good brother who lived and died with him.

Brothers are like siblings! Brothers are bullied, how can Lao Duoduo sit idly by!

Especially after regaining consciousness a little, Lao Poduo heard the slander of his brother by this group of brutes, and it was some extremely vicious slander of "female", "the youngest in history" and so on!

So Lao Po, who couldn't bear it anymore, moved a lot, got up and directly reached out and grabbed the thief's big hand, and the resentment in his heart was like a volcano about to erupt.

"What about you! Can't you hear me?! Why don't you hurry up and send my junior brother's hand away!"

"What nonsense! Just cut off his arm!"

Seeing that the monk who was tightly clutching his palms was about to faint in pain, his companion jumped to his feet in a hurry, reached out and pulled out the machete at his waist, and directly slashed at the arm of the monk holding the monk's palm.

"Bang~!"

The blade collided with his arm, instantly tearing through the sleeve of Lao Poduo's shirt and slashing at Lao Poduo's arm, making a crisp sound and splashing four or five sparks.

The scumbag circle fell silent, staring blankly at Lao Poduo's arm, which had only broken two hairs and a white mark, and swallowed a mouthful of bad saliva.

"I've figured it out! This person fell from such a high altitude, and the body cultivation under the half-immortal couldn't survive at all! Only after breaking through the half-immortal, the half-immortal whose body was strengthened by mana could be safe and sound!"

The Xueba monk raised his head excitedly, raised his head forty-five degrees, and glared at the other weak chickens with his nostrils, with a proud expression, ready to meet everyone's praise for him.

"Smack~!"

The touting didn't wait, just waited for a volley slap that was quite angry.

The power of this slap was terrifying, and the head of the scholar exploded into a cracked watermelon in an instant, and the red and white were all over the ground...... is worthy of being a top student, and 90% of his head is brains.

In other words, people in the Xianxia world are even different from ordinary people in terms of body structure?

Zhen Hao reported his chest with one hand, touched his chin with faint stubble, and looked at the red-clothed nun with his eyes, that ...... Is it different from other structures?

"Hiss~!"

Zhen Hao, whose thoughts were flying, didn't notice Niu Erhua, whose eyes were gradually becoming unkind, and by the time he noticed it, he had become a crazy patient who gasped, rolled his eyes, trembled all over, and then foamed at the mouth.

"Bang Bang Bang~!"

At the same time, a series of crisp applause rang out at the same time.

There are many monks around Lao Po, one is counted as one, whether it is a scholar or a scumbag, they are treated equally, there are many of them, and all of them spit out a mouthful or even several mouthfuls of blood foam containing half a mouthful of big teeth, and flew out in an instant.

"Puff~!"

There were two unlucky eggs, a man and a woman, who flew out of the distance, impartially, and hit the night fragrance vat directly, head down, planted in the night fragrance stab, revealing only two pairs of legs that were constantly struggling in the air.

"Hiss~!"

Anyone who can breathe out at the scene of the Dan can't help but gasp when they see this scene, and their stomachs are churning faintly.

Even the lungs were about to explode, and when he saw this, he couldn't help but feel a trace of guilt in his heart, his face was empty, don't look around, don't dare to look at these two people again.

"Bang Bang~!"

Two wet crunch sounds sounded back and forth, and the unlucky guy who looked like a woman, holding on to the wall of the bucket with both hands, laboriously withdrew from the bucket.

Without resting, the woman hurriedly turned around and ran to the man's unlucky man with bursts of "body fragrance", grabbed his legs and pulled the person out.

"Scarface, are you alright?"

Listening to the voice, it turned out to be Nama Furong and the scar-faced man......

I don't know how much they just ate, but compared to their bets, it must have been a lot more.

"Bang la la ~ pop ~ !"

The sound of running water and foreign objects falling into the water sounded, and the scarface man also managed to get out of the sea of suffering with the help of Ma Furong.

After getting out of trouble, the two looked at each other, and then their stomachs churned, holding a large bucket and spitting up.

Until they couldn't spit out anything, the two hugged each other tightly, hugged their heads and cried, the cry was earth-shattering and full of grievances.

Lao Poduo put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky, and was engrossed in admiring the beautiful scenery on the horizon, indicating that he didn't hear any cry at all.

After only a moment, Ma Furong and Scarface stopped crying under the "strange fragrance", retching while helping each other to get off the cart.

He didn't mean to talk to everyone, but he helped each other and limped into the distance...... Where is there a river.

"Puff~!"

As soon as they took two steps, the two couldn't help but vomit again...... No, they're spitting blood!

Looking at the red at the feet of Ma Furong and the scar-faced man, everyone was stunned, they were so angry that they were angry and angry......

"Yes...... It's poisonous! This...... Poisonous!poof~!!"

The scar-faced man and Ma Furong turned around with great difficulty, stretched out their hands and pointed at the night fragrance vat, their eyes full of horror.

Then he spat out several mouthfuls of blood again, staggered, and fell into a pool of blood.

"This ...... Who is this?!"

One of the only three remaining ugly monsters of the Yin Slayer Sect spoke out angrily, with an angry face, pointing at the scar-faced man who was out of breath, and asked with a crying voice: "Who is this so frustrated......! This kind of thing is poisoned!"

The monks were silent, glanced at the poisoned arrows of the "Phantom Tiger Army" inserted in the barrel, and ignored this stupid beep.

Not far away, although he looked at the scenery, but in fact, he had been secretly observing the situation in the field all the time, and when he saw that these two people had died, the embarrassment in his heart suddenly dissipated, and he withdrew his gaze from a distance, and the arrogance and domineering of the half-immortal queen appeared on his body again.

The mana surged, and under the frightened gaze of the monks, Lao Poduo slowly rose and floated in mid-air.

overflowing with pride, he crossed his hands in the air: "Hahaha~!I'm finally a half-immortal!I'm finally a half-immortal!hahaha~!!"

......

After more than ten breaths, watching Lao Poduo didn't want to stop laughing at all, Zhen Hao, who wanted to watch the play, said that he would never allow this phenomenon of making up time to happen.

"Well, if you keep laughing, they're all gone. ”

"Haha~Hiccup~"

Half a long laugh was stifled by Zhen Hao's kind reminder, and Lao Poduo's face turned red for a while, and he hiccuped by the way.

Turning to look at the scattered monks around him, the blue and red on Lao Poduo's face began to turn black, these weak chickens did not kneel down to him to die, his majesty was greatly provoked!

Glancing at Zhen Hao, who was smiling and honestly waiting for his trial, a hint of approval flashed in Lao Poduo's eyes, and then he ignited a fire under his feet and took off, instantly chasing after the fleeing rabbits.

From tracking to the end, the whole process passed a total of five minutes and thirty-eight seconds.

The monks with blue noses and swollen faces and constant wailing were piled up in a pile and thrown in front of Zhen Hao and his party.

Looking at the weak chicken in front of him who was constantly wailing and rolling, Lao Poduo frowned, squinted, and said in a deep voice: "Shut up"

The wailing stopped abruptly, and the monks looked at Lao Poduo in fear, and couldn't help but shrink their necks.

The friars were even more so, and the blue nose and swollen face on their faces told them that this Lao Duoduo in front of them was not a fellow who cherished jade.

And Lao Poduo was also in his heart at this time.

Originally, he also wanted to take these female cultivators who looked good as his wife, but he didn't expect a sentence from the system to make him cold from beginning to end, wow, wow, wow, and he was afraid for a while.

[Ding,Please don't challenge the bottom line of this system.,This system is a system for finding girls.,Not a system for finding a mother.,Warning for the first time.] 】

The meaning of the system is very clear, the female cultivator in front of her, who looks young, is actually an old woman who has been half-cut into the ground, and the old mother of Xinghualou on the next street is stronger than them.