Chapter 316: Phew!

has already experienced systematic punishment, and Lao Poduo has given up accepting them, planning to have him and not even dare to try a second time.

The more I think about it, the more angry I become, the more I think about it, the more I respond to people.

Lao Poduo couldn't help but feel sorry for himself in his heart, and the old aunts came again to punch and kick.

It's not enough to fight, and he scolds and scolds in his mouth: "I let you pretend to be tender here when you're old! I'll let you pretend! I'll kick you to death!"

One person, one meal, rain and dew, all the female cultivators, no one was left behind.

"I didn't pretend...... My really, tender!"

was implicated by the old aunt, and the young nun was dissatisfied with a lot of work, slandered her stubbornness even if she was physically bullied, and shouted out that she was still a child.

Then there was one more meal than the old aunts, and the old fist served.

The wind is high and refreshing, there is a lot of thought, and after reaching it, there is a lot of work, pick it aside, pour a cup of herbal tea on the teapot, and drink it all.

Then he looked at the monks with an indifferent face: "I want to create a sect, do you know what you think?"

The noses and faces were swollen and frightened, and the monks looked at each other very attentively, and there was a five-body throw in front of Lao Poduo and shouted in unison.

"Meet the Boss!"

Blushing, excited, shivering.

Lao Poduo but still resisted and wanted to jump three feet high, and looked at Zhen Hao and his party impulsively, pretending to be light and informed.

"And with you, what about the thoughts?"

Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Now it is reasonable, everyone in society is free to create a sect, and if you have the right, you can be cheap." ”

Lao Poduo: Why does this sound like something is wrong with me?

Shaking his head to dispel this thought, there is a lot of work, but he is too suspicious.

With his hands on his hips, his eyes swept around and he had just received it, and his subordinates had finally worked a lot of scorching, and his eyes stayed on Niu Erhua and Wang Daoxiang, and there was a place for the red-clothed nun with a spare light.

Sister in Cardinal: I feel like I'm being looked down upon.

"Since you don't have an opinion, then I solemnly announce here that there is a sect "Harem" is established, and there is a sect master with me, and I ...... with the two of you."

"Wait!"

Zhen Hao: (.???) β”›

"You just said you, what is the name of the sect?"

Lao Poduo's brows furrowed, but he looked at Niu Erhua, and repeated on his face: "I, the sect is called "Harem". ”

"What's wrong?

"Of course not!"

Zhen Hao's eyes widened with surprise, and he looked at Lao Poduo: "The common sense of monogamy has that you really have the ability to spend money to find a few daughters, and no one has anything to say...... Please, even if you change your name to cover it up, it's good that you are so upright and that it is difficult for me to be a pioneer of justice. ”

Isn't it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?!

Looking embarrassed, Zhen Hao has a lot of work, and at this time he doesn't understand that Zhen Hao is playing him, he is really an idiot.

His face was gloomy, and he took off without saying a word, and looked down at Zhen Hao: "Are you teasing me?"

White-haired little boss: Yes! That's right! He's just teasing you!

That's right, I'm going to tease you!

Zhen Hao responded to this teasing in his heart, but he had a serious look on his face: "Listen, there is a creation sect that can be had, but it must not violate the law, and as a pioneer of justice, I will not sit idly by." ”

"Very good, yes, I'm worried that I can't find a reason to kill you, but I didn't expect you to hit the knife yourself, and I ......"

"Dog~!"

There is a lot of work, and the words are all choked back, and there is a gloomy face and a look at the group of female monks.

Especially those old aunts have an old female voice because of this dog.

"Who shouted?"

The female cultivators covered their mouths with one hand, shook their heads again and again, and brushed with the other hand and pointed into the distance.

Following the female cultivators, looking in the direction, I saw an old figure on crutches, rummaging through the corpses on the ground, with tears in his eyes, and sometimes raising his head from time to time with a crying voice calling out "dog".

"Mother~!"

Seeing that there were people coming, Zhou Siren screamed in surprise and hurriedly ran towards the figure.

As soon as he ran two steps, Zhou Siren felt that the sky was spinning, and he was fierce with his feet facing the sky, and he fell to the ground.

Just as he was about to get up, a pair of big feet stepped directly on him, and under the heavy blow in his chest, a mouthful of old blood sprayed directly on the big feet and gold silk boots.

This big foot, the master is working a lot.

For the Zhou Si people at their feet, there are a lot of struggles, and they ignore it, and they will squint at Zhen Hao.

"Don't you say that you are the vanguard of justice, now I am going to kill this mother and son, you just need to kneel down and kowtow to me three times, and I will let them go. ”

"Do you have this head or not?"

"I'm knocking! I'm knocking!" Before Zhen Hao could speak, Zhou Siren hurriedly shouted: "I'll kowtow to you, please don't kill my mother!"

"Noise!"

Lao Poduo said coldly, there was strength under his feet, and Zhou Siren instantly closed his voice, his face was flushed, and he couldn't breathe.

But even so, Zhou Siren still opened his mouth wide and his eyes were full of pleading, looking at Lao Poduo with hope that he would change his mind.

It's a pity that Lao Po didn't look at him a lot, and his eyes were dead, staring, staring, and watching Zhen Hao full of drama.

"Young people have you, and the road is narrow. ”

Zhen Hao shook his head, with a sympathetic face, and looked at Lao Poduo: "I want you to have it now, I will immediately kneel to this comrade Zhou Siren at your feet and beg for mercy, and he has pumped his mouth three hundred times in a row, and begged him for forgiveness." ”

"Cursed to death?"

Lao Poduo looked down at his feet with eyes full of pleading, and Zhou Siren became a little interested in him: "The name is quite unique, I don't know if it will be true, can I curse me or ...... Do you need a little stimulation?"

Saying that, there was a lot of work, and he looked up not far away, and when he heard the movement here, he was walking towards this side step by step with a cane, and the corners of Zhou's mother were raised, cruel and ruthless.

Glancing at himself again with a sympathetic expression, Zhen Hao sneered a lot, stretched out his hand, summoned mana, and the unlucky guy who didn't know about it was bound in his hand.

Holding the flying sword in his hand, he pretended to stab a few swords in the direction of Zhou's mother, and seeing that Zhen Hao was still indifferent, there was a lot of work, and the smile gradually stiffened, and with a cold snort, he waved his hand, and the flying sword stabbed towards Lao's mother.

Zhou Siren was anxious, his face turned red, and he tried his best to roar: "It's still an elixir!"

Suddenly, there was a lot of labor in his hand, throwing the sword, and after a pause, he looked down at Zhou Siren, and he couldn't see what he was thinking.

"Qiang~!"

Throwing the flying sword aside, there was Lao Poduo who grabbed Zhou Siren with one hand, and some of them picked him up by the collar and came to him.

"Do you know what you're talking about? ”

Zhou Siren struggled and nodded to show that he understood.

Lao Poduo was silent and stared at Zhou Siren again, and his eyes looked at him for a moment, and then he threw him to the ground.

Zhou Siren's buttocks squatted on the ground, he bared his teeth and gasped, and then he didn't get up, and hurriedly said: "At the beginning, the immortal went down to earth and rewarded two elixirs, one of which I picked up, and the other one was picked up by my colleagues. ”

Saying that, Zhou Siren squinted at his old mother, and after seeing that she was about to come over, he continued: "My colleague has been discovered by the imperial court, and the Youhu Army has already killed him, and another one is in their hands. ”

"The one who chased you just now?"

"Yes!"

While speaking, Zhou's mother was close at hand, and Zhou Siren hurriedly got up, some were facing Lao Duoduo, some slowly retreated, and some retreated to their old mother's side.

The old eyes were dizzy, and Zhou's mother didn't recognize the person in front of her until Zhou Siren retreated to her with her back to her.

"Dog~!Are you okay?Why did so many people die here, some scared me to death, and I thought you were ......?"

Saying that, in Zhou's mother's eyes, tears began to flow down her cheeks, and there was a hallucination that was tightly wrapped around Zhou Siren, and her arms were afraid of this one.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay. ”

Zhou Siren gently patted his old mother's dry folds, and his palms whispered comforting in his mouth, but his eyes were still straight and straight, staring at Lao Poduo with full vigilance.

Zhou Siren's performance made Lao Poduo more convincing that "it is another elixir".

But he still warned Zhou Siren with his eyes, and then he got up and flew to the battlefield of the Youhu Army.

Lao Poduo is not an opponent for them!

With a sigh of relief, Zhou Siren was tense all over, and his muscles were slightly relaxed.

Tightly wrapped around Zhou Siren's arm and buried his head in the crook of his arm, Zhou's mother was aware of the doubt and raised her head: "Dog?"

Zhou Siren didn't answer, but patted Zhou's mother again, and dragged Zhou's mother to Zhen Hao's side with the back of his hand.

Seeing that Zhou Siren not only didn't take the opportunity to escape, but also came to him, the corners of Zhen Hao's mouth went up, and a smile appeared.

"What? You don't blame me?"

"No blame. ”

Zhou Siren shook his head and looked directly at Zhen Hao, his eyes were full of calm, and he didn't complain that Zhen Hao didn't save him when he saw death.

At least Zhen Hao couldn't see that he still didn't think so.

Zhen Hao nodded lightly and then turned his head and continued to stare back and forth in the pool of blood on the battlefield looking for the elixir lao po duo did not have a little conversation with zhou si people meaning.

Zhen Hao didn't speak, Zhou Siren didn't care, he gently patted Zhou's mother with his hand, and followed Zhen Hao with the back of his hand, his eyes flew around, and he worked a lot.

One breath, two breaths, three breaths...... Six breaths...... Nine breaths.

After three breaths, there was Zhou Siren, and his breath was obviously disordered, and his eyes began to peek at Zhen Hao's side frequently.

After six breaths, there were Zhou Siren, who had his mouth up and down several times, and there was hesitation and hesitation on his face, and there was a look of wanting to say something to Zhen Hao, and there were some scruples, and there was a desire to speak and stop.

After another three breaths, Zhou Siren finally couldn't help his heart, and he turned his gaze to Zhen Hao.

"Don't you wonder why I don't blame you?"

"Not curious. ”

Zhou Siren: "......"

struggled and hesitated for a long time, but was choked by Zhen Hao's three words, and Zhou Siren felt like eating......

Looking up not far away, because of the accidental ingestion of poison, Xiang You, both of them died, and his body was crawling with mosquitoes, Ma Furong and the scar-faced man Zhou Siren suddenly felt that he didn't seem to be so uncomfortable.

......

"Hahaha~!I'm joking with you,!"

Zhen Hao laughed out loud suddenly, there was silence, and the scene was very scary, and Zhou's mother shuddered violently, and some poked her head out of Zhou Siren's arm, and Zhen Hao glanced at her.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, Zhou's mother recognized Zhen Hao's "pig" at a glance, a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes, and then she turned around and looked, and sure enough, she saw "cabbage" Niu Erhua, "cow dung", the old demon of Montenegro or "flower" Wang Daoxiang.

Zhen Hao: Black question mark face .jpg

Mother Zhou saw Niu Erhua, Niu Erhua also saw this, and reminded them to be careful of jogging in the market, grandmother.

Hurriedly got up enthusiastically, some stepped forward quickly, some helped Zhou's mother to sit at the table, some said they were laughing, and some didn't know what they were talking about.

Zhen Hao was curious, listened attentively, and vaguely seemed to hear something like "the pig arched", "inserted in cow dung" and the like.

Whenever he heard that Niu Erhua and Wang Daoxiang were here, he smiled and leaned back together, and his little face was red.

Zhen Haohe's face was already dark, but now it is three points darker, and the old demon of Montenegro glanced at each other, and some of them had confirmed their eyes, and some of them were sympathetic.

Zhen Hao: ( β€²??)? (._.`)

"Then don't you mind what, there is my mother, there is no malice in her, . ”

Zhou Siren obviously heard his mother too, and there was a smile on his face and embarrassment at Zhen Hao, and he rubbed his hands.

Zhen Hao nodded without speaking, and reached out and patted Zhou Siren on the shoulder to show understanding...... Patted again...... Still shooting.

On Zhou Siren's face, the smile couldn't be maintained for a long time, and yes, it hurt so much that he grinned his teeth, and he still had to nod at Zhen Hao.

After all, at this moment, he heard behind him, and more than a dozen "pigs" had popped out of the old lady's mouth.

This is obviously in the discussion with Niu Erhua Zhen Hao has and daily pig = Zhen Hao.

As the saying goes, if there is a father's debt, the son will pay it, and the same will be for the mother, so for Zhen Hao, he can only grit his teeth and endure malicious revenge.

But listening to the old mother behind him, the more he talked, the more energetic he became, and the people of Zhou Si were about to cry.

Mother, if you keep talking, it's useless to have your son's shoulder!

But Zhou's mother is not, and a certain female bald head obviously can't hear her poor son's heart, roaring.

The more he talked, the more excited he became, some only said that Zhen Hao was not happy with a pig, and some put him as a "cow dung", and the old demon of Montenegro pulled him closer to the battlefield, and there were "pigs" and "cow dung" with his mouth open and closed.

Seeing that there were obvious signs of getting up, the old demon of Montenegro had Zhou Siren's face changed instantly, his complexion was as big as a bean, and beads of sweat kept flowing down his cheeks, and he felt that the other half of his shoulder might not be safe.

No, I want to save myself, I can't sit still and wait to die!

The upper body was paralyzed, and the warning made Zhou Siren move, and he used his brains to start thinking about breaking the situation and countermeasures.

Glancing at the elixir of the Ghost Tiger Army battlefield, Lao Poduo had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and an idea came to him spontaneously.

"Then you don't want to know why I don't blame you?"

"Don't want to know. ”

......

After three breaths, I looked at it and continued to say, Zhen Hao and Zhou Si were a little anxious.

"Why didn't you say it?"

"Say what?"

Zhen Hao's face was inexplicable, looking at Zhou Siren with that look in his eyes, as if he was looking at a stupid beep.

According to the plot, you should say, "Hahaha~!I'm joking with you!"

Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders: "It's very simple, yes, I was joking just now, but I'm not joking now." ”

Zhou Siren: A bewildered .jpg

"Hahaha~!I'm kidding you!"

Looking at Zhou Siren's doubts about life, Zhen Hao laughed again and slapped Zhou Siren vigorously, with a look of "Haha, you were deceived by me" on his shoulder, and he looked like he was beaten.

Zhou Siren: Convex (θ‰Ήθ‰Ή)

"Hehe~ ~"

Catering to Zhen Hao, Zhou Siren forcibly grinned and showed a bitterness, smiling, and didn't want to talk nonsense with Zhen Hao anymore, so he said it.

"When the immortal stabbed me, the sword was full of cracks after it was blocked. I thought about it again and again, and after careful observation, I found that many people died on the entire battlefield, and most of the weapons were intact. ”

"So what?"

"So save my life, it's impossible for them because they don't have the ability to break that fairy sword. ”

Saying that, Zhou Siren turned his gaze to Zhen Haoyou, and his eyes flashed with an inexplicable luster: "At that time, there was only a group of you left on the scene except for them." ”

"Although you seem to be unremarkable, you don't seem to be panicked at all, so I guess there is, you are sure, among you, someone saved me!"

Zhou Siren glanced at the entire chaos stall and found that he didn't pay attention to him, and his eyes were full of confidence and looked at Zhen Hao squarely.

"Or you saved me!"

Ordinary + fearless = big guy

There is nothing wrong with this equation conversion, and Zhen Hao can't think of anything that can be refuted.

After spreading his hands and having a face that was discovered, he was helpless: "Well, since you have discovered it, then I will no longer hide my true identity." ”

Zhou Siren: I look forward to .jpg

"I have a hero who is both beautiful and intelligent...... Good people and chivalrous, the incarnation has the correct guidance of the social atmosphere, the popularity of thousands of beautiful girls, the stimulation of the progress of the film market, the improvement of the basic quality of young people, the Yushu Linfeng, the personable, the pioneer of justice!"

Zhen Hao: There is a .jpg that can break my cattle with both hands on the waist

Zhou Siren: o_o ......

White-haired little boss: Vomiting

"Taro, what's wrong with you?"

The white-haired little boss had a stomach spasm that caused the red-clothed nun in her arms, worried that she hurriedly got up and asked with a tender face.

"I'm fine with the red clothes, but it's just a little bit of food, and it's not in the way,. ”

The white-haired little boss reciprocated the tenderness, with a pair of big hands holding the red clothes tightly, and a handful of small hands pulling it into his arms, with low eyebrows and looking down, two faces getting redder and redder, and two mouths getting closer and closer......

It's normal, couples have a conversation...... What the hell is this Taro?

Taishang Laojun, Taiyi Zhenren, and ...... Too platinum star?

Look at the head of this white-haired little boss, the rich white hair has Zhen Hao, and there is no need to go to great lengths to guess that there is such a white and certain platinum star.

But you're too platinum, and you're so old, and you're still so old that a cow eats tender grass, okay?

In the future, when you go out and walk with other people's red clothes, she calls you husband or grandpa?

Phew!