Chapter 885: Lao Guo complained about the three major TV stations
"This time, Yundeoksha was able to come to South Korea to perform, and I got a lot of help, like Uniqlo who was recording in the back row. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" In the middle of the performance, Lao Guo began to say very unreliable words of thanks.
"Mr. Guo, aren't you talking nonsense with your eyes open, that's Youku. "Teacher Yu didn't come to the stage, and the work of praising belonged to Xiaofeng.
"I'm sorry, please forgive me for being short-sighted, Uniqlo, Youku is our old friend, they will come to record the more important performances of our Yunde Society, which is our partner, and I am happy that there is a Korean TV station to record our Yunde Club performance today, I think it is still a Korean TV station that is more in line with the style of our Yunde Society, as long as it is labeled as a 19 ban, you can broadcast it casually. Lao Guo began to complain again.
"It's not that exaggerated, if you really give Yunde Club's cross talk a rating, it is impossible for the whole people to watch it, and it is a little difficult to be over 12 years old, but there is no problem at all to set a cross talk over 15 years old. Hearing Lao Guo compare the cross talk of Yunde Club with the highest level of restricted films, Xiaofeng was speechless, and at the evil point, it was a small Japanese movie that was not allowed to be shown at all.
"It seems that what we can't broadcast is not enough, we have learned to control it in China, or the land of South Korea is more suitable for cross talk, at least there is no need to suppress it, there are many traditional jokes in minor tones that can't be said at all now. I don't know why Xiaofeng felt that Lao Guo's regretful expression was particularly sincere.
"Anyway, thanks to SBS TV, which came to record, this is our first time working together, and I promise it won't be the last. "SBS can come to give Lao Guo a great surprise, as long as there is a chance in the future, Lao Guo does not mind cooperating with SBS, of course, the premise is that there is such an opportunity.
When SBS was mentioned, Yoo Jae-seok, as a representative, also stood up and signaled, and all kinds of rumors about Yoo Dashen have been flooded recently, although Yoo Jae-seok has stated that as long as he can run, he will never give up filming variety shows, and now he is just meeting a new challenge, but the Korean people are still very worried that they will not be able to see Yoo Jae-seok on outdoor variety shows in the near future.
"Thank you, thank you sincerely, but I really don't understand why Korean TV is called SBS. "Thank you Lao Guo for not complaining about the uncomfortable problem again.
"What did Mr. Guo say about this, asking SBS to commit a taboo on you?" Xiao Feng asked with a speechless expression on his face.
"It's not a taboo, but I don't know how this name is in South Korea, and when I see SBS in China, I guess no one wants to watch this TV station's program. Lao Guo said that Koreans really don't know how to name names.
"What does this mean, who did SBS recruit to provoke whom, Mr. Guo, you may not know that the variety shows produced by SBS are still very popular in China. Xiaofeng explained helplessly.
"It's right for variety shows to be welcome, if variety shows are not popular, I'm sorry for the variety show with this name. Lao Guo nodded and expressed his belief that SBS's variety show was popular.
"Mr. Guo, what you said is getting more and more slippery, why don't I see that the three English letters of SBS have a variety show style. Xiaofeng made a look of puzzlement.
"Brother, don't worry, listen to me explain to you, I don't know if you can understand you Korean, but I guarantee that after I finish speaking, most of the audience will admit that what I said is right. Lao Guo comforted Xiaofeng a few words, which made Xiaofeng very depressed, was he not in a hurry at all?
Waiting for Xiaofeng to express his deafness, Lao Guo Cai said with a smile: "The first word that came to my mind when I saw SBS for the first time was SB, and I think there are definitely people in the audience who have the same idea as me." ”
"Mr. Guo, this SB, I know what it is, but there is an S behind the family. "Xiaofeng doesn't want the name SBS to be played badly by Lao Guo.
"It's even worse to add an S, SB itself is enough to see, you also have an S-rated SB. "Lao Guo's ability to misinterpret is invincible, but Xiaofeng is not easy to refute directly, after all, the S-level statement is also available in South Korea, and Lao Guo has said before that this is his personal understanding, and he will share it with everyone, and there is absolutely no other meaning.
"Mr. Guo, it's not right for you to understand it this way, SBS is just an abbreviation for Seoul Broadcasting, even if you really want to express the S-level SB, that S should be in front of SB. "People came to video but were complained about their names, and it is estimated that only Lao Guo did it.
"SSB? What you say makes sense, but SBS you can also understand that the classification is marked at the back, what is the English name, super, yes is super, there is a superman in the United States, and there is an SBsuper in South Korea. "Lao Guo is really full of malice towards South Korea, even if he goes to the realm, he still doesn't forget to complain a little, but is it really good to complain about SBS who helps you like this? Xiaofeng feels that SBS definitely regrets joining in this excitement after seeing this paragraph, and it is not pleasing to help.
"But what you said also makes sense.,S is super so understandably right.,S on behalf of super is in front.,Then there's BS in the back.,Oh! I understand.,This name turned out to be super despised.,I like the name of this TV station.,It's a special match with my style.,Super despise this name I like.。 Lao Guo is very satisfied with his ability to misinterpret.
SuperSB or something is just a joke, Xiaofeng didn't worry much, but this super contempt for the name with a moderate degree of spit and a higher degree of spread is definitely likely to become the name of SBS in Huaxia with Lao Guo's efforts, Xiaofeng silently mourned for SBS, he really had no way to make Lao Guo swallow this sentence back.
The audience gave great encouragement to Lao Guo's misinterpretation, and many onlookers who were not afraid of big things asked Lao Guo to misinterpret the English abbreviations of the other two major TV stations in South Korea.
Lao Guo is confused about these proposals, firstly, he doesn't know what the abbreviations of the other two TV stations are, and secondly, he is not prepared, the abbreviation of SBS is misinterpreted, and he still knows that SBS is going to record so he prepares, but Xiaofeng's eyes lit up after hearing this proposal, and he can't take it back if he says it, and now the best way is to muddy the water, so that Lao Guo will complain about the three major TV stations and put a map cannon to estimate that SBS will not be so depressed.
Thinking of this, Xiaofeng took over the conversation with a smile on her face: "The requirements of the parents must be met, Mr. Guo, please tell me how you understand the names of the other two TV stations." ”
Lao Guo squinted his eyes at Xiao Feng and said: "Feng En, we didn't say that when we were rehearsing, aren't you embarrassed for me? An actor who doesn't follow his lines is not a good actor, you can call it dancing, and this is what annoys you the most as a director." ”
"What's the rehearsal? Are we just talking about it here? You can't just say that. Regarding Lao Guo's practice of using rehearsal as an excuse, Xiaofeng said that SBS was super contemptuous.
"Okay, okay, we didn't rehearse, you let me say okay, first you have to tell me what the other two TV stations are called. Xiao Feng said helplessly and aggrieved, Lao Guo said this sentence Xiao Feng was relieved, Lao Guo said this, obviously raised SBS, he didn't know about the other two TV stations, let alone complain, Lao Guo's style of complaining about being close to him didn't know if SBS could accept it.
Xiaofeng told Lao Guo that one of the other two major TVs is called kbs and the other is called MBC, and also told Lao Guo about the nature and characteristics of the two TV stations, the reason why he grinds so much is not that Xiaofeng received benefits and forcibly implanted advertisements, but to give Lao Guo some time to think about how to misinterpret it.
"As soon as you hear the name, you know that this KBS is a national TV station, and from the name, it is very Korean, and it is much taller than SBS. Lao Guo's mind turned very fast, and Xiao Feng won it in less than a minute, and his side thought about what to say.
"Teacher Guo, you won't say that you rely on contempt, that's too substandard. Xiao Feng misinterpreted it according to Lao Guo's style of understanding.
"Feng En, I really didn't find that your comprehension ability is so strong, sure enough, you are very talented in Chinese. Lao Guo stood on tiptoe and stretched out his arm to make a very laborious look and patted Xiaofeng's shoulder, Xiaofeng really wanted to ask Lao Guo, aren't you tired of this kind of old stalk?
"Of course, your comprehension needs to be improved, and such a simple understanding is too low-level. After praising Xiaofeng, Lao Guo habitually stepped on it, Xiaofeng was very helpless, your previous understanding of SBS was not high-end.
"This KBS, I think it's divided into two parts to understand. Lao Guo didn't give Xiaofeng a chance to complain and continued.
"Then tell me which two parts are divided. Xiaofeng remembered the task she had praised.
"First of all, this K"
"Look,, but, praise, Mr. Guo, you want to say that word. ”
"Feng En, why do you always forget to think in Chinese, this is in Korea, thanks to you are still a Korean." Lao Guo said with a look of disdain.
"I also want to speak Korean, but Mr. Guo, you have to understand it?" Xiaofeng replied to Lao Guo.
"Didn't you raise the bar? Did I say I'm going to speak Korean?" asked Lao Guo dissatisfied.
"Then didn't you say that this is Korea, you don't speak Korean and speak Chinese?"
"Can't I speak English? Can't I speak English in South Korea?" Lao Guo's question Xiaofeng was speechless, although for various reasons, South Korea has risen in recent years to learn Chinese, but as a loyal little brother of the United States, in South Korea in addition to Korean The highest audience is American English.
Xiaofeng said that I would not speak, and after you said it, Lao Guo said with a victorious smile: "This K is korean." ”
Xiao Feng is also drunk on Lao Guo's English pronunciation, Xiao Feng estimates that this is what he has just learned from his mouth, but fortunately Lao Guo has self-knowledge of his pit daddy pronunciation, not only repeating it twice, but also explaining it in Chinese.
"Mr. Guo, your understanding is not much higher than mine, saying that my understanding is low, you are what people originally meant. Xiaofeng felt that she was too wronged to be criticized for being low-level.
"I see you're still a quick temper, am I done? Lao Guo squinted at a 45° angle, glared at Xiaofeng, and then said.
Xiao Feng was speechless, and made a gesture for you to continue, Lao Guo continued: "The meaning of K is finished, BS doesn't need me to explain more." ”
"You wait a minute, why don't you explain?" You didn't say anything?" Xiao Feng stopped Lao Guo, who was smiling happily, again.
BS, contempt, together is koeran contempt, translated into authentic Chinese is Korean contempt. Lao Guo's explanation was exchanged for laughter from the audience.
"Mr. Guo, a South Korean state-owned TV station, for example, it is equivalent to Huaxia TV in China, and the name is understood as the contempt of Koreans, is this appropriate?" Xiaofeng really admires Lao Guo's urine now, and he didn't forget to complain about Koreans when he arrived in South Korea.
"My explanation is definitely in line with the Korean style. Lao Guo said very firmly.
"Then what do you say is in line with this?" In fact, Xiaofeng really doesn't want to cooperate with this sentence, but it's not like that to be frozen on the stage, Xiaofeng just wants to stay away from the big-mouthed Lao Guo and get off the stage as soon as possible, who let Xiaofeng wear Korean skin now.
"Let me explain first, I'm not speaking ill of South Korea, if I go out of this gate and be arrested by the South Korean police or suddenly assaulted with a gun, I will be too wronged. Lao Guo made a frightened expression and said.
"Okay, when you were in Huaxia, your mouth was much more poisonous than this, and I didn't see that your life was in danger, and it is estimated that I want to kill you as a peer who talks about cross talk, you can rest assured that South Korea doesn't say cross talk. Xiaofeng comforted Lao Guo.
"South Korea doesn't always say that we are good and we are good, the whole of Asia is ours, the whole world is ours, and the whole universe in the future is ours, so the national television station calls the contempt of Koreans, and we Koreans want to spread our contempt to the whole world. "Lao Guo's self-justification is wonderful from the audience's point of view, but Xiaofeng is about to cry, have you considered my feelings when you say this?
MBC, known as the kingdom of Korean dramas, was said by Lao Guo to be unsellable, and then the head Lao Guo also commented on the ban on Korea, the good and bad influences were said, and the task was completed, and finally it was explained that the ban on Han had nothing to do with him Lao Guo and Yundeshe, and it was difficult for cross talk to enter South Korea, and South Korea did not say cross talk.
Fortunately for Xiaofeng, Lao Guo didn't forget to state that these are all nonsense, don't laugh crookedly, everyone just listen to a happy one, don't talk nonsense outside, those videos should be cut back and cut out, he Lao Guo is the age of a flower, but he doesn't want to die young because he said these words.
Lao Guo said that he was a flower and got boos unexpectedly, Lao Guo told the audience with a depressed face that this was calculated according to the forty-one flowers of a man, Xiaofeng immediately said that this is right, but no matter how it is calculated, even if Lao Guo dies now, it cannot be regarded as an untimely death.