"The advantages of the two of them are nothing, what is shameless for fame, what is it to recognize a godfather and godmother for fame, I don't even want my life for fame, who can compare with me. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info "Zhang Yunlei, who has been chirping today, has finally gotten a handful, and Zhang Yunlei, who has always been relatively low-key, has finally become stronger."

"Hey, you wait, it's right to want to be famous, but what is the purpose of fame, you even took your life in order to become famous, is it worth it? Child, next time you want to die and become famous, I advise you not to jump from a height of more than ten meters, you save someone who is hit by a car or drowned is better than this, I guarantee that you can at least be on the news of the provincial station." Xiaofeng felt that Zhang Yunlei was a little in the wrong direction, since he didn't even want his life, there were still many ways to become famous.

"I don't really want to die, didn't I say it before? It was a complete accident to fall so hard, and with this unsuccessful experience, I promise that this will never happen next time, and I will definitely be able to make the news without falling so badly." Zhang Yunlei began to curse and swear, not only reiterating that he would continue to walk on the road of dying for fame, and that he would get better and better.

"Sao Pian is the captain of the fifth team, Zhang Helun claims to be the founder of the Black Gate, these are nothing, I, Zhang Yunlei, the captain of the Yundeshe death squad, stand up if you are not convinced, I will play with you. Zhang Yunlei lifted the front of his coat and looked like he was about to do it.

"Don't, don't be so excited, it's not worth fighting so hard to become famous, there are many things to pursue in life, although no one can escape the word fame and fortune, but you can't be so persistent, don't you think you are very tired of living?" Since he shouted uncle, Xiaofeng felt that he had the obligation to help Zhang Yunlei establish the correct three views.

"I just fought so hard because I didn't become famous, and I also wrote a poem to explain my determination, ah~!, life is precious, love is more expensive, if it is for the sake of fame, both can be thrown, as long as I can become famous, I can do anything. The more Zhang Yunlei spoke, the more firm he became, as if he would jump off the building on the spot if he didn't agree with him.

"Good guy, hey, don't pose, I said that cross talk is not a ticket nature, if I find you as a partner, just run in, but you get away with it and die, it's not very difficult to find a partner again, but I can't afford to delay so much time." Originally, Xiaofeng felt that Zhang Yunlei was the most reliable of the three, not only listened to what he said, but also appreciated Xiaofeng's attitude, but this statement found that this was the most unreliable.

"Uncle, don't worry, as long as I become your partner, I promise to take you with me every time I play, I will never go first alone, even if I play with the two of us, I can be a companion on the road, even if I leave and you are disabled, I will come back and take you away." Zhang Yunlei said with a smile.

"No, why are you so panicked, did I come to the stage to say that cross talk is coming or listening to ghost stories, I'm looking for a partner, but I'm looking for someone to die with. Xiaofeng asked angrily,

"Uncle, I'll just say it, it's still the most suitable for me, don't worry, as long as I can go to Hollywood, I will never forget my uncle, and let people play a major supporting role in the movie I starred in. "Sao Cake began to draw cakes for Xiaofeng.

"I thank you in advance, as long as I don't make a TV series called Widow like your master and let me be the male lead, the 44-episode TV series actor will leave the country in the form of black and white photos for less than a minute. While complaining about the sassy cakes, Xiaofeng didn't forget to bring Lao Guo with him.

"Uncle, I'm still reliable, you think, after many years, I write a book about our partner's experience, then you will live with me for a hundred years. "Zhang Helun is also quite skilled in painting cakes.

"Are you sure it's not a stench for 10,000 years?" Xiao Feng asked rhetorically.

"The stench of 10,000 years is the same as that of Liufang Baishi to a certain extent, some people are not afraid of scolding, they are afraid of scolding you and are too lazy to scold, I have thought of the name of the book, just call my partner. Zhang Helun began to imagine an unreliable future.

"Learn from my uncle, the writing is clean, my partner has four big characters in the book, and there are three big characters written under the symmetry, and when you read it together, my partner is poop. Zhang Helun smiled very happily.

"Alas, stop, I don't have a problem with the title of the book, but why is there still three words poop on this cover. Xiaofeng asked unhappily.

"The author's name. Zhang Helun's answer made Xiaofeng speechless.

"Aren't you called Zhang Helun, why did it become poop?" Xiao Feng then asked.

"Uncle, why are you talking so disgusting, what is poop, it is a big side of the stone, a stone of stones, a big size, and you look at it while walking. Zhang Helun explained with an aggrieved face.

"Since you have a pen name like that, don't publish a book. After listening to the explanation, Xiaofeng felt speechless.

"Uncle, you still choose me, you chose me today, tomorrow the two of us will go to Nanshan Tower to fly, the theme song I have thought of and sing the song ibelieve, icanfly, I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I believe I can fly high, I see the door of the underworld approaching me closer and closer. Zhang Yunlei sang as he spoke, and the key was still the same as before, but the lyrics were changed to make Xiaofeng feel like he was being held.

"If you want to jump to find your master to jump, do I promise to go with the elements?" Xiaofeng directly threw the pot to Lao Guo, what kind of apprentices are these accepted, although it is said that there are all kinds of birds in the forest, it is not surprising that Lao Guo's hundreds of apprentices have something strange, but this strange rate is too high.

"Uncle, you choose me, I promise to be obedient. ”

"Uncle choose me, not only obedient but also able to sleep with me. ”

"Uncle, let me take you flying. The three of them quarreled around Xiaofeng.

"Okay, shut up, in the end, I choose a partner, or a partner chooses me, the three of you are willing to quarrel and go off the stage to quarrel, so many people are watching, and there is a video, you don't have to embarrass yourself, anyway, the cross talk actors don't care about this, it's nothing to embarrass your master, your master is no longer a person, but you can't lose Huaxia's face, I don't choose this partner, where are you coming from. Xiaofeng was annoyed and began to growl.

"Uncle, don't be angry first, wait until the partner is confirmed, it's not easy for my master to promise to be sincere. Sao Bi tried to persuade Xiaofeng, but it was better not to persuade him.

"Don't talk about those useless, I found out, you Yunde Society is not popular and looks down on Lao Guo Lizhuo, and those who are not popular are going crazy in order to get this opportunity, your master definitely didn't have any good intentions when he made this promise, maybe it was to clean up the portal, where do you like it, I won't look for this partner, and I won't say cross talk. Xiao Feng said angrily.

"Uncle, what you said is true?"

"It's more real than real gold. Xiaofeng said that he would fool these three away first, who made him promise for a while that his partner would be found among these three people, and he was fooled away, and he continued to find a partner, Xiaofeng didn't believe it, it was so difficult to find a normal person in Yunde Club.

"What to do now, let you fight, now you don't have to fight. Sao Cake complained with an unhappy face.

"That is, is it interesting to fight back and forth?" Zhang Helun belongs to the grass on the wall.

"Yes, it hurt my brother's affection. Zhang Yunlei added.

I didn't have to fight for the words of the three of them, but I listened to it, Xiaofeng wanted to complain that the three of you still know that they are senior brothers, but these three people didn't give Xiaofeng this chance at all.

"Then what should I do now, making it so embarrassing?" asked Sao Cake very depressedly.

"Yun Lei, you have the fastest brain, you give an idea, in order to fight for this, we have offended the master, the master and the brothers, if you can't help it, I don't think you have to fly, you can go back to the hotel today and let people throw them down from the 22nd floor." Zhang Helun said with a depressed face, he didn't feel anything when he was fighting, he dared to say anything, and now he regrets it too late.

"I have an idea. Zhang Yunlei showed an unfathomable smile, and after seeing the sao cake and Zhang Helun's urging eyes, he continued: "It doesn't matter if he doesn't partner up, the three of us form a combination, after the friendly conversation just now, I think the effect of the three of us being combined together is quite good." ”

"No, no, no, the three of us are all funny, what's the matter when we get together, all three of us are funny, is that still cross talk?"

"I think what Yun Lei said makes sense, why is our master famous, isn't it innovation, the three of us together can be called innovation. Zhang Helun agreed with Zhang Yunlei's proposal.

"Can this combination be good?" asked Sao Piao, unconvinced.

"It doesn't matter if it's good or not, we will have an explanation for forming a group. Zhang Yunlei glanced at the cake with a very contemptuous look.

"Oh, oh, oh, yes, let's go down and discuss the name of the three of us. Sao Bao finally understood what Zhang Yunlei meant.

Xiaofeng watched the three of them get off the stage in a daze, and he stood on the stage very embarrassed by himself, and shouted backstage for a long time cheekily, but it turned out to be Lao Guo.

"Oh, my own brother, how is the partner looking for? Lao Guo walked next to Xiaofeng with a smile on his face.

"Didn't find a suitable one. Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and replied to Lao Guo.

"No, although the people who came to South Korea this time are not elite, it is not difficult to find a partner for you, you are too demanding. Lao Guo accepted the audience's boos very calmly and asked with a concerned face.

"I'm not demanding at all, and it's coming down and down, and I just want to find someone who is normal now. Xiaofeng felt that she was too wronged.

"This requirement is not high, you go to Yunde Club to find a normal point, you have to be a person, this requirement is too high, brother, you came to the wrong place, there is no human person who says cross talk, let alone normal, do you know what the predecessor of our Yunde Club is called? Huaxia Second Mental Hospital, later reorganized and called Yunde Society, the name is elegant but not straightforward at all, after so many years, there is not much knowledge of what we do. Lao Guo sincerely popularized the history of Yunde Society to Xiaofeng.

"Feelings, I've fallen into a mental den. Xiao Feng asked with a glare.

"Then you think that, so don't be so demanding, it's almost enough. Lao Guo's eyes were rounder than Xiaofeng, as if the two of them were talking about who had rounder eyes now.

"Then forget it, for the sake of my personal physical and mental state, I still don't talk about cross talk. Xiaofeng made a frightened look, and almost fell into a thousand hatreds.

"Don't be discouraged, if you have the opportunity to go to our headquarters, I will call all the cross talk actors of the Quanyun De Club and let you choose, your treatment is higher than that of the emperor, although the emperor is named as a concubine with three officials, six courtyards and seventy-two partial concubines, but the one who chooses the waiter can't be selected from hundreds of people at once, brother, don't worry, my old Guo is the talker, and you must praise it." Lao Guo said that he was a man of his word, and he couldn't let Xiao Fengbai come back.

Xiaofeng didn't want to continue on this topic, Yan Yan rejected Lao Guo's proposal, and only a few of them made Xiaofeng embarrassed, if a lineup of hundreds of people was formed, Xiaofeng could also die in Yanjing, and play a more peculiar fallen leaf to return to the root and return to Huaxia.

"Really not looking for a partner? That's okay, I don't force it, if you don't look for it, you won't find it, but you must honor the female ghost and goblin who promised me, or I will let the two apprentices block your door every day and say cross talk. "Lao Guo still has a lot of thoughts about female ghosts and goblins.

Xiaofeng immediately said that he would definitely cash it out, if the two who said cross talk were still entangled by Lao Guo's apprentice, Xiaofeng said that it would be better to kill him directly.

Xiaofeng promised, Lao Guo was very happy, Lao Guo said that it was okay not to find a partner or talk about cross talk, the circle of cross talk was too chaotic.

"Just now, I was talking about an adapted joke, which I created with Feng En, don't take it seriously, I don't want to complain again tomorrow, Lao Guo has swelled again, Luo Fengen earns more in minutes than your Yunde Club annual ticket money, can people go to Yunde Club to talk about cross talk?" Lao Guo began to blacken himself again.

"The joke was written by Mr. Guo, and the money I made is not so exaggerated, in fact, Yunde Club is still quite profitable, you see that people who buy houses change cars, wear famous watches, wear international brand clothes, and I can't even afford the house in Yanjing. Xiaofeng helped Lao Guo blacken himself.

"Yes? Where did you hear this, I don't know? Lao Guo's words were booed by the audience again.

"Why did you arrange such an opportunity for Feng En today? You see that my apprentices are a little famous, not my old Guo Chongyang, the reason in this is called Zhi'en Tubao, for the performance of Yundeshe in Seoul, Feng'en did not help less, I am not afraid of your jokes, the Korean artists present are Feng'en help invite, the venue is Feng'en help rent, even the entire Yundeshe itinerary in South Korea is arranged by Feng'en, for which I can only use this form to express my gratitude, of course, the key is that Feng'en's Chinese is enough, or I can just pull a Korean star out to create a hundred jokes is useless, he can't say it, I can also write Korean jokes, but you can't understand it。 Lao Guo didn't say a few words seriously and then went down again, and the boos were about to break through the sky.