☆、0257_Avoid trouble

"What are you doing?" asked Ji's mother in confusion.

Me: "Buying something." ”

Ji's mother: "I heard scratches, quality problems or something? Are they trying to pit you?"

Me: "No, I asked them to come and trick me." ”

Ji's mother: "......"

Me: "Don't worry, I'm measured. "It's a hassle to let them check out the results. There is no quality problem in the detection→ the scratches are caused by the damage to the protective film→ the cat has a problem→ the person with the cat has a problem→ check the identity of the person with the cat......

Although it takes some effort to confirm the cause of the scratch - after all, the hairball does not use spiritual power, it is used for pure physical damage - and it is very likely that it will not even be able to find out, so that when the quality problem is really a problem or I don't know when the protective film is damaged by something, it will not be associated with the cat, let alone the cat owner, but I really don't have to gamble on luck for a few spirit beads.

- The point is that I am not Shi Bolin, and I am not confident in my luck.

After returning from Wan Xin, when the senior brother used me as a lucky talisman, the senior brother was not unlucky. As a result of sending a message, he was dipped in waste medicine liquid in Dan Xiufeng, and one hand was emerald and green, and it took three days to lift. And I, who is said to be a living lucky charm, stood a meter away from him when he was stained with waste medicine. I myself didn't get a drop, but I didn't use the lucky charm function to let the senior brother avoid getting it or let him get a little less.

After my hand turned green, the elder brother told me that my amulet was complete and I could move freely.

I guess this sentence should be translated as: the mold is all over, and if it doesn't work, you can step down.

But I will never feel guilty for not being able to do it, and the elder brother is completely unlucky in this matter. I told him that it was Shi Bolin who had a lucky bonus, and it was useless to arrest me, so I deserved it if I didn't listen to the advice of my conscience.

☆、0258_Bought is a waste

Once the cat food and cat treats are settled, it is easy to choose other things. The appearance is eliminated by half, the feel is eliminated by the small half, and the rest is all wanted.

During the whole process, Ji's mother looked at me with a look at the loser.

Really, this aunt, you don't see my mother's way of spending money. I'm already seen as a tough guy by the whole family.

Speaking of titles, it's quite confusing. For example, there are those who call their mothers, those who call them mothers, and those who call them mothers respectfully or jokingly. In addition to local habits, it is probably that the mortal world calls mom more, and the cultivation realm calls mom more. Then in more formal occasions, I tend to call my mother, and I call my mother more in my daily life. Also, when wearing a costume, it is recommended to call your mother, and when you are wearing a vest and pants and pulling shoes, it is recommended to call your mother.

Anyway, there are all kinds of conventional, cumbersome, and some contradictory unspoken rules, but on the whole, it is just a mess, what is the love.

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Because the pet store provides a delivery service, I don't have to open the storage box. Ji's mother said: "That's how it should be, use the treasure of the immortals to pretend to be mortal, it's really a shame that you can think of it." You can open and close the box once enough to buy something to put in it. ”

Well, I know this sentence well, and I often say to my brothers and sisters: The consumption of a snack you send is XX times the price of the snack itself.

It can be seen that there are indeed similarities in the way of thinking of misers.

After leaving the pet store, I went to the largest supermarket in Jijia Village, and picked up a bunch of things, during which I kept saying to Ji's mother: "Anyway, you look distressed, why don't you go home first, out of sight and out of mind?"

Mother Ji caressed her heart: "You buy so much, what should you do when you leave?" You said that you will live here for a year at most. ”

Me: "These consumables are almost time to be thrown away in a year." ”

Ji's mother: "The cat climbing frame is also thrown away in a year?" She hasn't recovered from the loser in the pet store.

I pointed to my backpack: "Take it with you." ”

Ji's mother's expression at that moment may be called: It's better to throw it away.

No, in fact, you are overestimating the consumption of switch storage tools, and the large luxury cat climbing frame is still more expensive than the storage consumption. It's just that the practicality is not high, the hairball doesn't like to crawl everywhere, it prefers a comfortable cat nest compared to the cat climbing frame, but the cat nest in the pet store is certainly not as good as the winged cat spirit beast special nest produced by Yunxia Sect's Beast Peak. Thereupon...... You're right, it's a waste to buy it.

☆、0259_Quirk

Leaving the Yunxia Sect, he couldn't leave behind in his daily training.

The training location of sword cultivation generally cannot be indoors, which is not only a problem that the space will not be able to be active, but also because sword cultivation needs an open temperament and unbridled breadth. A narrow space with an obstruction will cause oppression to sword cultivation, that is, it will hinder cultivation.

So I had to find an open space to go out day and night.

The place is not difficult to find, after all, because the planet is large enough, and the space within the space caused by the formation, etc., and so on, the per capita usable area is very large, and there are many uninhabited areas.

It's more troublesome to go out and come back every day, although there are hidden means, but as the saying goes, you will always encounter ghosts when you walk too much at night. I wondered what reason I could think of in case I was seen.

Do you continue to use the excuse that the rich second generation has a lot of quirks? Running around secretly without sleeping at night doesn't seem to be something that quirks can be fooled about, right? It seems that it also involves the safety of the neighbors? What if others think I have any bad intentions?

My brother who is experienced in remote consulting assignments.

My brother said: "Just bite to death and say that you have quirks, don't say anything else, mortals will make up for their own brains." ”

Me: "What if they think I'm a perverted murderer?"

My brother: "Run, then." Anyway, as long as you don't really kill someone, your fake identity will not be cancelled by the mortal world, and the mortal world will not come to the cultivation realm to interrogate you for the sake of unwarranted brain supplementation. ”

Me: "That's what you're doing?"

My brother: "Otherwise, I'm a passerby in the mortal world, and I really live like a mortal, and there is nothing abnormal at all? I'm just going to do a task, not to experience life, of course, how convenient and how to come." Don't think about it so much, just your face, as long as you don't stand next to the corpse with a sharp blade covered in blood, no one will be a murderer, and it's good if people don't make up for you as a victim. ”

What's wrong with my face? Who told you that beauty must be a victim? Do you know that this is prejudice?

My brother: "What am I biased against me? You are already very beautiful and dangerous, I don't believe you go to a bad place, you see how many vicious incidents you can encounter in one night? Of course, it's just a prelude, I believe you won't give the wicked people a chance to play, and you must have made them fall down as soon as their minds move." ”

Me: "I don't catch thought criminals. ”

My brother: "That's because you haven't really encountered someone who stares at you with dirty eyes." ”

...... Why should I discuss this subject with you? A quiet citizen like me would not go to such a noisy place.

☆、0260_contrast

On the evening of the twenty-ninth day of my stay in Jijia Village, I heard the doorbell ringing, and I thought it was a courier, but as soon as the door opened, I saw Ji Zuo.

"Surprised?" asked Ji Zuo with a smile.

Then I was even more surprised. First of all, I basically haven't crossed paths with Ji Zuo these days, and she has no reason to come to me, and secondly, Ji Zuo's face is more paralyzed than me when facing strangers, what does this smile mean?

If it weren't for Ji Zuo as my mission target, these two anomalies would have been enough for me to throw directly at the door.

But I still have the difficult task of brushing up on Ji Zuo's favorability, so I can only pull the corners of my mouth and ask, "Is there anything wrong?" and I asked, but my eyes had already fallen on the plate in her hand.

"As you can see," Ji Zuo held up the plate, "my mother asked me to bring it to you." She said that she was afraid that you would eat fast food every day and eat haggard. ”

I took the plate and tentatively invited, "Come in and sit down?"

Ji Zuo finally refused normally: "No, the family is still waiting for me to go back for dinner." ”

Oh...... "Wait for me," I said, turning around and going back to a plate and filling some of the fruits I bought today and handing them to Ji Zuo, "Fruits after dinner." ”

Ji Zuo: "What are you expensive to buy?"

Nonsense, price is something I need to consider?" It's not expensive. "I told her honestly.

Ji Zuo smiled again, so laughing that I couldn't help but ask her, "Why are you so kind to me today?"

Jizo: "Yes. ”

I pondered the mission description repeatedly, but I didn't pick out the character you might be kind to.

Ji Zuo: "Since you came, my mother has hardly been nagging about my affairs, and it's not enough time to just talk about your affairs every day." ”

Me: "......"

Ji Zuo: "And after comparing with you, she seems to think that I am very well-behaved, very caring, and especially satisfying her, and she has always been kind to me recently." I was suddenly treated as a favored little daughter instead of a peekable bear child. Thank you. ”

Me: "...... You're welcome?"

☆, 0261_ movie

After that day, Ji Zuo and I officially established diplomatic relations - although I myself didn't seem to have contributed to the establishment of diplomatic relations at all, all thanks to Ji's mother's help. Well, the mission guidance of the Yunxia Sect's mission office is really reliable.

Then it is time to consider the fourth and fifth steps and discuss with Ji Zuo about saving and harming the monks.

It is not an uncommon topic for the mortal world to discuss monks, on the contrary, it is one of the enduring topics that almost everyone can say a few words about. When two strangers greet each other for the first time, if there is nothing to say, then talking about the monk is as safe as talking about the weather.

In the textual film and television works of the mortal world, there are also endless stories about monks. Although most of them were either exaggerated to the point that the monks were ashamed to say that they couldn't do it, or they just borrowed a background story that had nothing to do with cultivation, at least it promoted the familiarity of mortals with the group of monks. Even if it's a strange impression of messing around, anyone can have some opinions on Xiuzhen.

But although I am not very familiar with Ji Zuo now, I am not completely strange, and I suddenly told her a monk in a daze, a little abrupt, right? You should still find an introduction and cut in naturally.

Well...... Why don't you go to see a Xiuzhen movie?

"Huh, I'm with you?" Ji Zuo was very surprised when faced with my date invitation, "Watch this?"

...... Why is the focus of your question 'this one'? Is there anything wrong with this one? I wonder.

The one I chose is the only one of the movies currently in theaters that is in the Xiuzhen category, and if I don't watch this one, I'll have to wait another month for the next one of this genre to be released. Of course, in fact, you can also watch old movies from the past. But watching old movies at home and going to the cinema to watch new movies, I think the latter seems more unintentional.

And the introduction of this movie called "Xiuyuan" also meets my needs. It tells the story of a young girl who rescues a monk who has fallen into distress, and in the process of healing, the two develop a mutual affection, but the monk chooses to leave the mortal world after his injuries are healed in order to take revenge. Before leaving, the monk promised the girl that he would come back within ten years, and the girl agreed, but ten years later, the monk still didn't hear from him. The deep-rooted girl is afraid that the monk has forgotten her agreement, and even more afraid that the monk has died in the process of revenge. She is tormented by constant speculation about whether the love between the two is likely to be consummated, and where will the future of the lovers go......

Regardless of how the official is sour, anyway, saving the monk is exactly what I need, I said to Ji Zuo: "If you have no opinion, I'll go and book a ticket?"

Ji Zuo: "...... Okay......"