☆, 0252_ fake identity

Monks often need to stay in the mortal realm for a while, maybe for a mission like me, maybe they just want to live in a different environment for a while, or they may have bad intentions, etc. No matter what the reason is, anyway, when you go to the mortal world, you have to follow the rules of the mortal world, such as all kinds of certificates, all kinds of numbers, and all kinds of certificates...... Very cumbersome.

If it were up to the monks to do this on their own, the one-year task would have passed before it had even begun, and it would probably be full of loopholes because of unfamiliarity.

Therefore, the high-level of the cultivation realm has an agreement with the mortal realm that the mortal realm will provide some forged identities, and the monks who need them can directly use them, and if necessary, they can also take multiple fake identities for one monk to use. However, the premise for the use of these identities is that the monk's true identity must be provided to the mortal realm for registration.

That is, which fake identity corresponds to which monk, although most mortals don't know, the high-level of the mortal world and the law enforcement department specializing in the monk's incident have real-time filings. If this monk does something bad, the mortal world will notify the cultivation realm, and then implement it to the sect where the monk is located - the scattered cultivation alliance is the scattered cultivation alliance, because the false identity of the casual cultivation to obtain the mortal world is also taken from the scattered cultivation alliance - and then start the specific punishment.

The above is an official and regular channel, if you don't take this road and have to toss it yourself, it's okay, but even if it is smuggling, the officials of the mortal world will not only not provide any convenience to this monk, on the contrary, if the mortal world discovers the identity of this monk, then the official will not cover up, but will directly reveal his identity. As for whether this kind of screaming will cause trouble for this monk, it's not a mortal business anyway, is it?

According to the agreement between the Xiuzhen Realm and the Mortal Realm, in this case, the Xiuzhen Realm has the obligation to protect mortals, and once the smugglers are discovered, it will be dealt with as an urgent task and the smuggled monks will be arrested and returned to the Xiuzhen Realm as soon as possible.

☆、0253_Fake identity with disguise

Of course, I obtained a fake identity officially recognized by the mortal world through the Yunxia Sect. Moreover, my fake identity was decided shortly after I was born, so it can be said that I have a complete resume identity that has grown up with me.

Except for the hidden registration that ordinary people can't find, the fake identity I used is absolutely flawless, enough to confuse the truth.

And this fake identity also comes with multiple disguised versions.

The original version of this fake identity is set to be a rich second generation.,Gender male.,Self-taught at home because of infirmity.,But the test results are complete from elementary school to high school graduation.,In addition, I also took courses such as makeup.、Methodology for dealing with monks with mortals.、Information science.,Other subjects can continue to be added as needed.。

Then the disguise one, the frail and sickly is an illusion, but in fact, he has received dark training, and when he becomes an adult, he is vigorous and has a strong fighting ability, and he has a weak sense of right and wrong.

Then disguise two, gender men are illusions, but in fact, they are women, but in order to fight for the right to speak in a family with a patriarchal concept, they pretend to be men since childhood.

After that, it was an illusion to be self-schooled at home, but in fact, in order to avoid the disasters caused by the family struggle, he changed his name and changed his surname to go to school in other places until he graduated. This disguise contains both genders and genders.

I don't know how Yunxia Sect communicated with the mortal world back then, my fake identity is unpredictable in terms of gender, it's no problem to think about men and women, it's just that I made up my mind to pretend to be a woman more than ten years ago.

The above original version plus each camouflage version has an official proof of identity, but in order to show a sense of hierarchy, the original version of the identity certificate is the most perfect - basically equivalent to a legal real citizen of the mortal world - the camouflage version has left a few loopholes in case someone wants to check my situation.

I used disguise two this time, if there is a master in the mortal world who carefully checks, at most he can find out the original version of the fake identity of my rich second-generation sick and weak man, and then the master will be confused, because obviously, I am not sick and weak at all. Of course, it is possible to recover from illness and weakness, so my male identity will be a goof at that time.

However, in such a small city as Jijia Village, I am a runaway bear child, and no one should make such a desperate effort to check me within a year, right? Although I am very rich, the rich second generation is really not a rare group, and there are also several teenagers and girls in Jijia Village who spend more money than me - I don't dare to be so public, and I really don't want to clear the mission without investigating and measuring it in advance. I'm just trying to make my life as comfortable as possible without compromising the task.

☆, 0254_ rich second-generation girl

There is a problem with the fake identity of the mortal world that I have set since I was a child, that is, after I build the foundation, the growth rate of my physical age will be far left behind by the actual years, and when I am twenty or thirty years old, my appearance will still be fifteen or sixteen, and when the time comes, the fake identity that grows at the speed of the mortal world will not match my appearance.

But it doesn't matter, I am also experienced in this area of fake identity manufacturing. Because the false identities set for the monks are all simple and rare, when the age and appearance do not match, the fake identities are slightly moved, such as from uncle to nephew, mother to daughter, anyway, in the relationship between relatives. Even if it is a few hundred years later, it can still be replaced by Zeng Zeng...... The identity of the great-grandson, but the overall identity setting can still be used, it doesn't matter if it is very similar, it is normal for a family to have a similar resume.

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My current personality is a rich second-generation girl who ran away from home, in order to avoid being tracked by the family, the previous cards have been deactivated, and the new card is still being handled gradually, and life is a little inconvenient. Fortunately, the news in the small city spreads quickly, and everyone knows what my situation is, so when I pay, I use cash or Lingzhu, do not leave a contact number, do not fill in identity information, etc., everyone said that it is understandable, at most a few words:

"It's okay to lose your temper, and when your anger is gone, go home quickly. ”

I responded: "I didn't lose my temper, and I will go back in a year at most." ”

Most people have to sigh when they hear this: young people nowadays are really ignorant.

This pet store seems to know me, and after hearing that I call myself a wronged leader, it didn't doubt my spending power at all, and first introduced me to a cat food bowl inlaid with a variety of gemstones.

It's beautiful, it's just too flashy.

I poked the furball and asked, "Do you like it?"

The fur balls tightened, and the front paws rested on the eyes, pretending not to hear.

I carried it by the back of the neck and put it in the bowl for him to take a closer look.

The hairball was still sleepy and hazy and didn't react, so the clerk laughed dryly: "It seems to be too big......"

Well, you just found out, it's enough to be a nest. I pretended to be polite and said, "It's too small." ”

☆、0255_Taste

The clerk immediately said that this one has an extra small size, and it has been contacted, and it will be sent over soon, without delay.

Oh, it's efficient, but did I say I wanted to buy this? I looked at the furball, and the hairball's paw slashed a gem twice, creating two cracks - thank you it was slashed with the tip of a claw.

I silently looked at the two cracks, until the clerk also saw the cracks, and then I was shocked: "How can it be?

According to the instructions, the gems on the food bowl have been strengthened, and the cat cannot break the protective film covered with it, whether it is scratching, biting or falling...... If cats are mortal beasts.

I took the cat back into my arms during the foundation building period, and casually watched a clerk rushing to the back of the store with a food bowl, making a phone call while walking, reporting that there was a quality problem with the expensive food bowl, applying for another quality appraisal, and complaining......

I scratched my hairball, not knowing whether to offer to say that I was willing to pay compensation. As an image of a wronged leader, it seems that it doesn't matter if you say it, right?

Before I could think about it, another clerk walked up to me and started recommending cat food to me.

"This cat food is designed for kittens, and you can see that it's very easy for kittens to chew," she says. It is nutritionally balanced, has a brightening and bright fur effect, and can promote the strengthening of kittens' bones and teeth. The taste is also great, and it is a ...... that most kittens love very much."

She stared at me dumbfounded, as I took one and put it in my mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it.

It tastes really okay, crunchy, a little fragrant, light, slightly fishy but not heavy.

Why are you so surprised? As mammals, cats eat beneficial things, and people eat at least harmless people - of course, the reverse is not good, human intestines and stomach are tempered, poisonous or not poisonous dare to stuff in, human recipes are generally unbearable for animals.

And as far as I know, there are very few people who have cats who don't taste rations for their cat owners, right? As a clerk in a pet store, your reaction is too new, is it your first day at work today?

☆、0256_Implement the big head of injustice

I picked up another stuffed ball in my mouth, probably because I hadn't eaten cat food before, it said it could be eaten as a snack, and jumped from my arms to the tasting bowl, and took another one in my mouth and continued to eat.

I said to the newcomer clerk, "I want a pack of this, do you have any snacks?"

Clerk: "When, of course." ”

Me: "Give me some of each, including staple snacks." "Okay, don't stare at me, I'm talking about giving 'me' a taste, except that the hairball doesn't like heavy spicy and I don't like it too fishy, my taste is not very different from it.

When Ji's mother couldn't worry about me, sure enough, when she came to the pet store to look for me less than 20 minutes after she went home and put down the dishes, she saw a bunch of tastings in front of me, and my cat and I were tasting them one by one, I had a grain, it had a grain, it had a grain, and I had a grain...... If we both approve of the grain, ask the clerk to write down a packet.

By this time, the previous rookie clerk had been replaced for making too much fuss and making the customer, that is, me, unhappy, and replaced by a lady who looked a few years older than the rookie clerk but was noticeably more calm.

The lady did not ramble on or ask any questions, I said what I needed, and she carried it out at once, and when I tasted and observed, she stood quietly and undisturbed. Well, I prefer this kind of service, so I am willing to serve this intimate service.

So I said to the lady, "The food bowl just now is the one that was scratched by my cat, and I want it." ”

The lady was stunned for a moment, and responded: "That has a quality problem, we will change it to the same model for you." However, because it is too expensive, we only have one in the store, and it will take some time to pick it up. The kitten is already on its way, and it will be there soon, so I'll immediately inform you to send another ...... of that size."

Me: "No, I'm going to want the scratch one." As long as it, I bought it at the original price, and I don't want it if I exchange it. Oh, I'm going to get the kitten too. ”

The lady quickly calmed down and said that there was no problem and that she would do as I said, except for the price. She said: "We definitely can't sell defective products to customers at the original price, and even if we want to be greedy, the price bureau will not tolerate it." We are a regular store. However, it is true that the re-evaluation of the quality inspection will take some time and delay your business. In this way, we sell to you at the purchase price, and at the same time send the simple test results and videos from our side to the manufacturer for them to verify. If ......"

Me: "I don't care about spending more, but I don't want to be interrupted for that little bit of money." I hope that after I buy this bowl, there will be no follow-up related to it, whether it is compensation or re-testing, do not want. Understood?"

Lady: "Understood. The comfort of our customers is our number one priority, and we will not disturb you, but at least we ask for your permission to come and hand over the payment to you if we receive the payment, so that the whole process will not take more than a minute. Or let us know when you have a new account......"

Me: "I don't want to. Don't bother me for a minute, don't bother me for a second, and don't expect me to reach out to you about this. Otherwise, I would have to change to a pet supply store. ”

Seeing that the lady really couldn't convince me, and she was not strong enough to be willing to drive me out of the door, she could only promise that she would never let the follow-up problems disturb me in the slightest, and then quickly walked to the side to give a notice - the food bowl that was only with quality problems may have been sent to the quality inspection, and someone had to turn around and send it back quickly.