I rushed into the toilet as fast as I could, and after venting, the whole person became more empty, and scolded him: "Shaxian on the dog day must be substandard in hygiene." ”

Suddenly, a dark shadow appeared in the toilet, almost scaring out the I had just choked.

"Who?" I jerked back, nearly stepping into the dung pit.

"I!" the black shadow burst out with a word, short and powerful, and menacing.

I was still suspicious, and I saw the black shadow's mouth open to reveal a golden glow.

I let my guard down a little and confirmed, "Feng Jinya?"

"Well, hurry up, I'm about to leave the old driver. Feng Jinya raised his hand and glanced at his watch, which turned out to be a Rolex green water ghost.

I lifted my pants and followed Feng Jinya out of the toilet, and we walked towards the big locust tree one after the other.

Under the dim street lamp, there was a long, large car, parked a bit like a passenger car, but the compartment was a little narrow, presumably modified.

I walked slowly to the strange car in front of me, but when I approached, I was confused.

This thing is a passenger car, it is clearly a hearse that pulls a dead person.

The carriage behind it was used to hold the dead, and for convenience, the dead could be lifted up and down as long as the back door was opened.

"We're not going to drive this car out, are we?" I looked at Feng Jinya in surprise.

Feng Jinya pulled the car door, jumped up, and shouted: "Yes, you said that you are right, that is, you will drive this special car out, you kid won't be scared, right?"

I put on a posture of not caring and shouted: "I am also a person who has seen the world, what is there to be afraid of, I am worried that this car will break down halfway, after all, it looks a little old......"

"Hurry up and get in the car, what we have to do today is only to drive this car, other cars can't do it!" Feng Jinya grinned, his smile a little intriguing.

I climbed into the passenger seat of the car and asked, "Why?"

Feng Jinya smiled and said: "I'm going to pull people this time, you have a place to sit, he can't do it if he doesn't, you can't hug him." ”

I didn't like Feng Jinya's jokes very much, which made me feel very uncomfortable and even disgusted.

Feng Jinya took out a lighter and a tube of sandalwood from his bag and put them on the windshield, clasped his hands together and muttered, and finally started the hearse.

The hearse slowly drove towards the door of the funeral home, Feng Jinya saw that the sliding door was not open, and shouted at the security room: "Dog, if you still want to eat mixed rice, hurry up and open the door for Lao Tzu, otherwise I will smoke you." ”

As soon as the words fell, Fat Tiger rushed out of the security room with his pants in one hand and the remote control in the other, first saluted Feng Jinya, and then opened the door in an orderly manner.

I asked curiously, "Why is Fat Tiger afraid of you?"

"You'll find out later. Feng Jinya showed a little smugness, rubbed the steering wheel violently, and drove the hearse onto the road with one foot of the accelerator.

The hearse is like a wild horse galloping on the dim road, and I have to say that Feng Jinya's driving skills are very good, and he is stunned to drive the hearse out of the racing car.

I felt that the atmosphere in the car was a little depressing, so I thought about finding something to talk about, saw the incense on the windshield, picked it up and asked, "Who is this thing for?"

Feng Jinya yelled at me: "Stop, put it down." ”

I had to put the incense back in its place and pull up another topic: "Brother Ya, have you ever seen Xu Banblind, what does he look like?"

A sneer appeared at the corner of Feng Jinya's mouth, and he responded: "You ask me, I really don't know, but people who have heard him say that he looks a little miserable, and he has some real skills." ”

"Oh, what's the skill?"

"It's the ability to save people's lives. ”

Feng Jinya stepped on the accelerator again, and the hearse was faster.

I took out a Huazi and handed it to Feng Jinya, he took a sip, nodded with satisfaction, was silent for a while, and continued: "I heard that Xu Ban can see objects that ordinary people can't see. ”

"Isn't he blind?"

Feng Jinya corrected: "He is half-blind, not completely blind, and people often ask him to deal with some evil things. ”

I asked, "For example?"

Feng Jinya took a puff of cigarette and said in a low voice: "For example, if someone dies in someone's family, but the family still has something to ask the deceased, then you have to go to Xu Banblind." ”

I shuddered, and asked, "Can he do it?"

Feng Jinya said in an affirmative tone: "Sort of, in short, he can be psychic." When my second uncle died that year, I was looking for Xu Ban to ask about it, and I was stunned to find out my second uncle's bank card password and private money. ”

The word psychic exploded in my mind like a bombshell.

Although I had heard of psychics before, most of them were jokes, and they were nowhere near as impactful as the stories told by Feng Jinya.

"It seems that Xu Banblind is really a bit capable. Although I praised it, I was a little panicked in my heart, guessing what means Xu Banblind would use to deal with me.

A few minutes later, the hearse drove into the main road, and the traffic became congested, but Feng Jinya was still relaxed, and stepped on the accelerator sharply.

I kindly reminded: "Brother Ya, you better slow down, it's rush hour after work, don't scratch others." ”

Feng Jinya pulled out a sign with black letters on a white background from the back seat, which read "Funeral Home Special Car".

Feng Jinya said proudly: "Don't underestimate this brand, it works better than any pass, as long as it is in the car, no one does not avoid us, a few days ago I drove to a rich woman who drove an Audi, originally she was still unforgiving, and then saw the words on the sign, did not go obediently." ”

I was a little skeptical: "Does it really work?"

Feng Jinya didn't reply, slammed the steering wheel, and was stunned to stop the big run behind.

"Damn, can you drive? Scratch my car, can you afford to pay for it?" The owner of the Daben car poked his head out of the window and pointed at Feng Jinya and scolded.

Feng Jinya was not in a hurry, picked up the sign and showed it to the owner of Daben, and teased: "I'm sorry for you, there is an uncle lying behind me, he is in a hurry to reincarnate, so you can take care of it." ”

The owner of the Daben car jerked his head back into the car and waved us to go first.

"Hey, cow. No, is there really an uncle lying in the back?" I looked back at the carriage.

Feng Jinya stretched his neck and continued to drive, teasing: "How can you tease him." Yo, it's a little blocked in front. ”

Sure enough, the traffic control in front was investigating drunk driving, and a few people who were drunk and crazy were detained.

Feng Jinya took out a white wine bottle from his bosom and poured it a few sips.

I hurriedly stopped: "You are crazy, aren't you looking for death by drinking at this time? ”

While talking, a traffic manager walked towards us, and was about to salute a set of words, but when he saw the sign on the windshield, he immediately changed his face, hurriedly took a few steps back, and shouted: "Let's go, if you don't go back, there will be a traffic jam, hurry up." ”

Feng Jinya winked at me, then hummed a little tune.

The hearse drove towards the highway, the speed was frighteningly fast, I could have slept for a while, but I could see Feng Jinya with a steering wheel in one hand and a wine bottle in the other, and I was like taking a stimulant, and I was so excited that my eyes were rounder than a light bulb.

"How long will it take?" I asked, yawning.

Feng Jinya threw the drunk bottle aside: "It's about two o'clock, let's sleep when you're sleepy." ”

I wanted to sleep, but you drove the car into a rocket, and I was afraid that I would never wake up again.

I asked softly, "Why do you have to go and pull people at night?"

Feng Jinya suddenly became very irritable, slapped his hands on the steering wheel, and said, "Do you really think that I want to think that only those dead people who can't see the light will choose to go out at night for funeral, such as executed prisoners, or ruffians who die on the streets." ”

I nodded, and asked, "So, we're not going to the same place." ”

"Hey, you just understand, that's right, I'm going to pull people, you go to Heishui Village to find Xu Banblind, I'll take you along the way. Feng Jinya was sleepy, and he was weak when he spoke.

"We're not too far apart, aren't we?"

"It's not far, just a few kilometers apart, and when you get to the willow forest, you just get off the car, through a mass grave, you will see a small village, the first one at the head of the village is Xu Ban's blind yard, you just go to him." ”

Good guy, Feng Jinya said lightly, but I heard that my scalp was numb, and I lived around the mass grave with Xu Banblind, what kind of ruthless person is this.