"yes, what's wrong?" I had a vague premonition.

"That old locust tree is hundreds of years old, it's all fine, you dare to touch it, it's really damn dead. "Sun Bald pointed at me and yelled.

"Bald man, don't scare me, I've touched it before, nothing at all. ”

"And now?"

"When I first touched it, I felt that my hands were a little sticky, like a magnet had caught my hands, and it took a lot of effort to move my hands away, and I also dyed them red. ”

I stretched out my hand to show Sun Bald, who sighed for a long time.

"That was before, you only have one soul and one soul left, you must not touch the old locust tree, it is a tree spirit, it can suck your essence and blood, plus the last few days are yang and yin are declining, you originally had seven days of yang life left, and now there are only three days left to be sucked by it. "Sun Bald's bullet fell on the ashes on the cigarette butt.

"Fuck, this is the Dafa of sucking sperm, when I touched it, I only felt that my body was a little cool, as if it had been electrified, but I didn't expect it to be sucking my yang energy. "I tried to rub the red off my hands, but after a long time, it didn't subside.

Sun Bald took a puff of cigarette, thought about it, and said, "Hey, you used to be a young man with strong blood, can you compare now? I don't know if I have been sucked in sperm and blood, let me tell you what is good." ”

I took out the brocade box in my trouser pocket and asked, "Isn't this thing able to ward off evil spirits and keep you safe?"

Sun Bald snorted coldly and said, "Yes, but your current identity has changed, and the brocade box is useless." For example, aphrodisiacs work for the old man, but it is useless for the eunuchs, not only is it useless, but the heartburn is uncomfortable. ”

I was speechless for a moment, and a big locust tree appeared in front of me.

"What is the origin of that tree? It's so wicked, why don't you cut it down? "I hated the big locust tree, and I was so angry that I clenched my fists.

"Hmph, cut it down? It's easy for you to say, it doesn't matter what the object is, once it becomes a refinement, which one ordinary people dare to move. Sun Bald threw away the cigarette butt, stood up and continued, "Half a year ago, the curator thought about cutting down the big locust tree and building a few rest rooms, and guess what?"

I thought about it for a while and said, "The curator had a nightmare, and the big locust tree gave him a dream, saying that whoever dares to cut it down will take someone's life." ”

"Is there a dream, I don't know, anyway, the old man who was cutting down the tree died suddenly under the tree, died a miserable death, his two eyes were about to come out, his mouth and ears were full of blood, and then no one dared to hit the idea of the locust tree. ”

I was a little disheartened: "Hey, to put it mildly, it's still my life, otherwise I would have run into this." The big locust tree grows so strong, and I thought it would become a fine tree, but I don't know how it grows. ”

"Hmph, how did you grow like this, it's not that it's nutritional, there's no other reason. ”

"Good nutrition? What do you mean?"

"It means that it has absorbed the essence of the world, and this is it. Sun Bald pointed to the greasy plastic bucket on the ground with his foot.

I bent down to look at the liquid in the plastic bucket and asked, "Is this the essence of the world?"

Sun Bald nodded, picked up the plastic bucket and walked towards the door.

I hurriedly followed Sun Bald and shouted, "Where are you going?" My life depends on you, there are still three days left, you have to find a way as soon as possible." ”

"Bald, are things ready?" a man with big shoulders and a round waist and a scruffy beard appeared at the door of the cremation room.

Sun Bald handed the plastic bucket in his hand to the man, then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, saying, "Feng Jinya, bring him with you." ”

Feng Jinya was a little surprised, and his gaze wandered between me and Sun Bald.

"Bald master, don't bring people with you for this kind of thing, he's a young man, I'm afraid it's a little inconvenient. Feng Jinya was embarrassed.

Sun Bald emphasized: "No, he has to follow, I should have gone in person, but there is something in my hand, I really can't get out, you just take him, and when you come back, you will be indispensable." ”

Feng Jinya grinned, revealing a few golden gilt teeth.

Sun Bald turned to me and shouted, "Boy, if you still want to live, come here if you want to." ”

I ran to Sun Bald as fast as I could, and Feng Jinya looked at me carefully.

Feng Jinya quipped: "Brother, are you bold?"

I simply replied: "People who come here to work are not bold." ”

Feng Jinya reached out and patted me on the shoulder, and my body leaned sharply because of the force.

Sun Bald took out a small wooden box and stuffed it into my hand, and said, "Listen, tonight you take Feng Jinya's car to Heishui Village to find Xu Banblind, and when you see him, give him the wooden box, and beg him to save your life." ”

I weighed the small and light wooden box, guessing that it was certainly not gold or silver, and asked worriedly, "What if he doesn't help me?"

Sun Bald's body trembled, and he muttered, "Yes, what if he doesn't help you, he really stopped me." ”

Feng Jinya interjected: "Boy, if Xu is blind and doesn't help you, you will find a way to beg him until he agrees, understand?"

Sun Bald clapped his hands and sighed: "It can only be like this." But you have to remember one thing, don't drink a sip of water or eat a grain of rice at Xu Banblind's house, you must remember. ”

I was puzzled and didn't know the meaning of Sun Bald's words, and didn't let me eat and drink at Xu Ban's house, was it because he was stingy?

In the past, there was a great painter of Qi who was very stingy, whenever a guest came to the house, he would bring out a plate of peanuts, and if the guest did not eat it, he would sell his paintings. But if the customer eats it, even if it is a single pill, the Qi painter will think that the customer likes to take advantage of it, and then hide the painting and no longer sell it, or sell it several times more at a higher price.

I don't dare to conclude whether Xu Banblind is the same person as Qi Painter, if he can really save my life, let alone that I don't eat or drink, and in turn let me invite him to eat a three-day flowing water feast.

"What the are you doing? Hurry up and pack your things and get ready to go. "Sun Bald raised his leg and gave me a kick.

Feng Jinya and I walked out of the cremation room side by side, and in order to facilitate contact, we added WeChat to each other.

Feng Jinya's WeChat avatar is very interesting, it is actually a picture with "Amitabha" written on it.

"Your name is Yang Kui, right? After work, you waited for me under the tree. Feng Jinya pointed to the big locust tree not far away.

"Okay, no problem. "I didn't dare to look at the big locust tree anymore, and looked elsewhere, thinking of what reason to ask for leave.

Feng Jinya reminded: "That's it, let's set off at seven o'clock, you must arrive before this point in time, I won't wait for you if it's late, I'm not just you, there are still a lot of things to do, if you delay me to do business, you kid ......"

I glanced at Feng Jinya, but I couldn't help but think of Tang Seng in "Journey to the West" in my mind, thinking that these five big and three rough old men are really verbose.

"Got it. "I spread my legs and went straight to the dressing room to ask for leave.

Shen Yihuan didn't ask too many details, and gave an approval very happily.

After getting off work, I rushed to the Shaxian restaurant opposite the funeral home, ordered a braised pork set, and was just about to pick up chopsticks to eat, when I suddenly remembered Sun Baldzi's previous instructions, so I had to change to a vegan platter.

After eating, I hurried back to the funeral home, and saw the security guards Fat Tiger and Tie Zhu were facing the mobile phone, judging from the sound, it should be watching a small film of Sakura Country.

When the two of them saw me coming, they didn't mean to dodge, they were used to this kind of life, and after work, the leaders in the hall all ran away, and the time was all their own, and no one would disturb their entertainment.

"Brother, do you want to be together?" Fat Tiger grinned and pointed to the phone screen, motioning for me to come closer.

"Forget it, I don't feel like watching a film at a funeral home. I turned away.

Tie Zhu teased: "Hey, as long as the film is different from where it looks, why don't you go home yet? It's going to be dark soon, don't wander around, don't blame me for not reminding you if something happens." ”

I said nonchalantly: "I have something to do, I'm going to go out with the car in a while, have you seen Feng Jinya?"

For some reason, when the two security guards heard Feng Jinya's three words, their faces instantly became gloomy, and they hurriedly put their mobile phones in their trouser pockets, completely losing the hanger they had just now.

"I didn't ...... Ah, you...... Let's find out. ”

While talking, the two security guards hid in the security room in a panic and exchanged words with each other.

I was surprised and wanted to go up and ask why, but there was a gurgling sound in my stomach, and then I felt a hot current gushing out of my buttocks.