Chapter 709: Mentally Retarded Father, Elf Baby (Ask for a Subscription and Ask for a Monthly Pass!)

"Teacher Zhou, this special way of timekeeping! I feel so lively, hahahaha!"

"It's okay to come back from playing cards and quarrel with your wife, walk your dog and pee under someone's windowsill, what kind of fairy is it that lives in this community?"

I really couldn't help but laugh when I saw this paragraph. This teacher Zhou is also a ghost. ”

After reading this paragraph, I laughed at first, but I couldn't laugh when I laughed and laughed. My child has just turned a week this month, and the most impressive thing in the past year is that he has never slept a single night. The child eats a large amount of food, feeding once every three hours during the day and two meals at night. Really...... Afraid that he will be hungry, when the alarm clock goes off at night, he has to get up no matter how well he sleeps. If you don't raise a child, you don't know the kindness of your parents, although this paragraph comedies the process of raising a baby, but it's really ...... Not easy. ”

"Yes, I am really envious when I see you laughing. Anyone who has been a parent has experienced that babies under the age of one are really haggard. ”

"Hey, I can't laugh. I haven't raised a child, but this period of wisdom is really distressing. Although he looked like he was thirty or forty years old, his mind was still just a child. Obviously I was sleepy, and I yawned a lot when I talked to Mr. Zhou, but I still carefully remembered the posture of raising a baby. Obviously, the plot is very funny, but it is inexplicably sad to watch. ”

"Sad + 1008611, Mr. Zhou looks fierce. But he is also a very kind person, he knows that he will not be able to remember the time and time of Dazhi, so he uses these details of life to make him understand. Obviously, he understands Dazhi, Dazhi's IQ is only seven or eight years old, and he can live in this society because of these kind people, right?"

"The lines and characters are absolutely amazing! I really admire Xinye, how the did you make this up? What the hell is in this old man's head!"

Drip!

Received a cheer value, 91004 points!

Looking at the surging comments of netizens on the computer screen, Li Shixin smiled.

What's in Lao Tzu's head?

Of course, it's a ridge full of persimmons!

In the pride of Xinye, the plot of "As Long as Love" on the screen is still continuing;

Dazhi obviously remembered Teacher Zhou's entrustment.

In the following time, he followed the rhythm of life in the neighborhood and began his career as a wet nurse.

Here, the movie uses a set of quick shots to reflect this part of Dazhi's journey.

"Ga Zipo, I'm back!"

In the night, accompanied by the rattling of the spokes of the tricycle and the shouts of Lao Liu, Dazhi handed the bottle to Xingqing.

"Poke that mother's forehead, pus brain watt! Playing cards with that group of red guys every day and losing every day, one loss is dozens, and the days are not enough?"

"Wrong mother, what do you know!"

"Se Sandi, Allah is a township, where is Ning Qiang in the city?"

In the vicious scolding of Xiao Liu and his wife, Dazhi couldn't help but close his eyelids together, and stuffed the pacifier into the baby's mouth.

"Nong Zongsheng (animal), raise a Zongsheng and don't know how to go to the next place to pee? Every day I go to the eaves of Ala's house, and the dog pees and moss all climb to the window!"

In the midst of Xu's mother's scolding, Dazhi took the toothbrush in his mouth and stuffed the diaper in his hand into his washbasin.

Breastfeeding is not all the daily routine of this special father and daughter.

Although Dazhi has an intellectual disability, he is also a working person.

He tied Xingqing to his body with strips of cloth and went to work together, with the baby hanging on his body, and the baby's little face was covered with flour when he kneaded the dough. When holding buns for guests, they will raise their baby's little hands to greet them with a happy meal. When cleaning, a clean towel will be attached to the baby's head.

But occasionally, the owner of the bun shop, Brother Fei, will also have some complaints about the father and daughter.

Especially when you are busy, it is obvious that the presence of the baby will distract Dazhi, who is already prone to distraction.

When you're busy, you're probably just looking for helpers.

And this helper can only be Mr. Zhou, who lives at home and has retired.

"Teacher Zhou....heheheheuhuh, good morning. ”

At the door of Mr. Zhou's house, looking at the big and small ones who were also smiling brightly, Mr. Zhou was about to close the door - but Dazhi blocked the crack in the door that was about to close with his foot.

"Brother Fat said that you can't take Ding Ding to the store on Mondays and Tuesdays. ”

They said that a child should have a milk name, so I took a milk name. They say what is lacking, so it's called Tintin, heheheheuhuhhh ”

"No time!"

"Teacher Zhou, the first sentence that Ding Ding learned was Grandpa Zhou. Tintin ...... Scream, scream. ”

"Zhou Yaya. Haha, Karma ......"

Looking at the baby who was wrinkling his little nose and smiling and waving his little fists, obviously very happy, Mr. Zhou was helpless.

"Who the said you were a fool!"

He glared at Dazhi viciously and took the baby cleanly. When he looked back, he had already grimaced at the child.

But that's not all there is to the father-daughter life.

Children can get sick.

In the cold night, the child's cry once again resounded through the alley.

This time, the milk powder no longer worked, and the child's diaper was clean, just a flushed face.

The doctor from the pharmacy at the entrance of the alley came and left medicine for Dazhi.

But for a baby, taking medicine is too difficult.

Dazhi tried a lot of effort to feed the medicine, but the child still cried.

Seeing the child's uncomfortable appearance, Dazhi also shed tears in a hurry.

"Baby, what are you uncomfortable about, when will you learn to speak......"

Looking at the crying baby, Dazhi silently took off his clothes, opened the door and stood outside the cold wind......

By the time the camera returns to the house, the baby is no longer crying.

There was only one left draped in a blanket and a large and a small one with the same ice pack on his forehead.

"Daddy knows your throat, your throat hurts. Bear with it, take grandma and medicine, and it will be fine soon. I've already eaten it, and you're going to have to be good, ......."

Looking at the silly father, a smile appeared on the baby's weak little face.

Time just passed.

"Uncle Liu, why did you come back? Auntie has been cooking for a long time!"

"I'm so busy today! Xingqing hasn't slept yet?

"I've eaten it!"

"Uncle Liu, Auntie was sharpening her knife in the yard just now, and said that she was going to cut three drops of your color!"

"This township is not resting, how can you scold people in front of children? You little red guy wants to learn. ”

"Got it!"

"Huh?"

"Uncle Zhao! Nong Fa is going to ask Ah Huang Fa to pee on the wall of Granny Xu's house, and the wall of their house will be knocked down!"

A set of quick mirrors passed, and the baby who was babbling in swaddling clothes had grown up.

She carried a small schoolbag and a peaked cap, and she was precious but old-fashioned.

It seems that he has become the master of the small world of the alley.

And behind her, the silly man, was never absent.

One big and one small are not like father and daughter, but like a pair of friends, jumping and playing all the way to the kindergarten.

The Zhi family has a girl who has just grown up, and Li Xingqing's children are going to school.

The seemingly calm and warm life is about to usher in a subversion and waves.