Chapter 709: Mentally Retarded Parenting (Asking for a Monthly Pass at the Beginning of the Month!)

When he released the first part of "As Long as Love" on Weibo, Li Shixin actually made it clear to netizens that this movie is different from his previous works - it is not serialized on the Internet as before, but will be on the screen in the cinema.

In fact, don't look at the group of sand sculpture netizens in the comment area, and urge Li Shixin to change in a fancy way. clamoring to ask Li Shixin to update the follow-up content, but in fact, most people are urging to update has become a habit, purely to make fun of them.

According to authoritative research, in fact, urging changes is also addictive. The interest is roughly the same as going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, whether you are cheap or not is one aspect, but there is definitely nothing wrong with cutting the price.

What if the boss (zuozhe) gives a discount (jiageng)?

Not discounting is the norm, but if it's discounted, isn't it a surprise?

It's the same thing.

Most netizens in the comment area understand this truth and know that Li Shixin's new work is being filmed and will be released soon. Waiting is also waiting, it is better to urge a change with water.

But no one really thought that Li Shixin could continue to release the follow-up part of "As Long as Love".

So when Li Shixin appeared on Weibo with a video attached, the netizens who were selling cute and knurling flowers in the comment area exploded!

"it! Didn't you say that it was going to be released in theaters? The part that was released before, plus this part, often takes more than 20 minutes! This is a small half of the movie is going to be released!"

"Xinye is awesome~ (broken sound)!"

"Why don't you want to serialize the content before the movie is released?

"Poof! I'm just used to urging changes, you see I've been in the bed all day in the morning, I'm idle, and I haven't brushed my teeth yet...... Xinye, you will update this baldness, I'm so panicked! It can't be that you always think that the movie will hit the street when it is released, and then give up on yourself, right?"

In the spirit of not benefiting oneself but benefiting others, Xinye released the movie he had worked so hard to make for us to see. ”

"I wipe, a group of sand sculptures, urging more and urging for several days, whether the letter is shaking or Alzheimer's committed, sent a follow-up video, you still have the heart to be here blindly?

"The sand sculptures are still pressing, and the smart people have already clicked on the video. ”

In the comment area, the first batch of smart people have entered the second act of the plot of "As Long as Love";

Inherited from the plot of Li Dazhi adopting an abandoned baby in the first act, the story of the second act is mainly about the plot of Dazhi raising a child.

It is not easy for a person whose intelligence is only the level of a seven-year-old child to even live on his own, and he has to create 10,000 tons of trouble for other people around him, let alone raise a child.

Although Li Dazhi took the baby away and did not meet the regulations, in the face of real problems, the community neighborhood committee and the people around him also acquiesced to this fact.

After buying a lot of milk powder and baby products with the salary that Brother Fat had just paid him, Li Dazhi returned home.

It was next to a dilapidated welfare home, an illegal building nestled between several tube buildings.

It is so small and abrupt, just like Li Dazhi, who should not exist in this society.

In the cramped room, four mentally retarded people looked at the baby who had eaten enough milk powder and slept peacefully, and there was a trace of obsession in their eyes.

"She, she's so ......"

"Well, there is no Ding Ding yet, and there is no Ding Ding in the former orphanage. I said she didn't have a tintin, and she hit me angrily. ”

"She, she probably thinks you have what she doesn't, so, so it's very annoyed. ”

"You, two retarded people. Men have tintin, but women don't. Compared to this, I, let's give her a name, we all have names. My name is Xiao Cong, your name is Changsheng, and your name is Defu...... We all have names. ”

"Yes, she's so pitiful, she doesn't even have a tintin, so she has to have a name, she can't even have a name. ”

"What's it called?"

When the four of them were surrounding the baby, racking their brains to think about the name, there was a talent variety show going on in the old-fashioned TV.

"Hello everyone, I'm Liu Yuxiang. I'm from ....... The reason why I stand on this stage is because I have had a musical dream since I was a child. But my parents died young, and my blind grandmother raised me, and she was already struggling to raise me, and she couldn't afford to learn to sing......"

"Okay No. 13, we already know your miserable background. Please start your performance. ”

"Thank you, judges, the name of the song I want to sing for you next is called "Xingqing". Riding the wind and wandering by the blue sky......"

In the sound of the baby's even and weak breathing, the melody of the song made Li Dazhi and the four of them close their mouths.

"Let's call Xingqing. I heard that all children have to have the same surname as their father. is called Li Xingqing. ”

Watching the talent show on the TV, Li Dazhi held the baby's little finger and set a name for her.

Weibo.

In the comment area.

Seeing Li Dazhi using pop songs to name his children, a group of netizens have become one.

"Dafa is really a good name for a popular song! Dazhi, I would like to be named a ghost genius by you!"

"Mom, this name is inexplicable, a little nice?"

Hearing the stupid singer say that the song was called Xingqing, he breathed a long sigh of relief. If this Nima comes to the draft song "My Skateboarding Shoes", the child will be sad!"

"Poof, are you the devil upstairs?

"Hahaha, my scalp is also numb when I see this paragraph. I'm really worried that as soon as the sand sculpture singer opens his mouth, he will make a whole paragraph of "Jiangnan Leather Factory Closed". ”

"The one who is closed up, you me out!"

"A group of second goods, haven't you noticed that this song is better than the name?! Why didn't I find it? Kneel and beg Da Neng to give a link to the full version!"

"Sand sculpture, the soundtrack in the Xinye movie, why do you ask netizens?

In the comment area, there is an interlude of kneeling and begging, and the plot of "As Long as Love" continues;

Li Dazhi would not have thought that for him, in the process of raising children, choosing a name is the easiest thing.

Raising a child is really complicated for him.

After the friends left, the child began to cry.

Faced with the non-stop pain and the bruised baby with a small face, Li Dazhi panicked.

The cries that seemed to be demonic sounds soon tormented him to the point of madness. He tugged at his hair and stared at his bloodshot eyes, obviously sleepy and out of focus, but he had to circle around the baby.

It was late at night, but the baby's crying still didn't stop.

A burst of cries in the middle of the night woke up the neighbors.

"Dazhi, what are you going to do with a red guy!"

"It's a big night, so don't let people sleep?"

"around like this again, Alaper will splash your swill tomorrow morning!"

Tuk-tuk.

Amid the scolding of the neighbors, there was a knock on Dazhi's door.

Standing at the door was a thin-faced, angry old man.

He wears a neat shirt and an old-fashioned wool vest, and thick glasses on the bridge of his nose, which makes his two nasolabial folds look extremely deep.

"Teacher Zhou. ”

Seeing the man standing at the door, Dazhi had red eyes and a face full of malaise.

"She kept crying, I didn't, didn't know what to do. ”

"Hmph. ”

Faced with Dazhi's helplessness, the man snorted heavily and walked into the room.

Looking at the little baby who kept kicking his legs on the bed, he walked up and lifted the child's diaper.

Inside, a slice of chocolate.

She pulled. Get her clean and change a clean diaper. ”

"Oh!"

Under the guidance of Teacher Zhou, Li Dazhi clumsily changed the child's diaper with big dark circles under his eyes.

Looking at his rusty and clumsy movements, Mr. Zhou let out a long sigh.

"Dazhi, it's not so easy to feed a child, you need to do a lot of things. Send her back. ”

Teacher Zhou's persuasion did not say that he was wise.

"She, her mom and dad don't want her anymore......"

Listening to Dazhi's simple thoughts, Teacher Zhou was stunned.

Then he shook his head.

"Since you don't want to send it away, do your best. Great wisdom, great wisdom!"

Pulling Li Dazhi, who was changing diapers, Teacher Zhou stared at his eyes and patted his arm vigorously before pulling him back from the state of falling asleep.

"When will she wake up?"

"She's always awake, she doesn't sleep......"

Dazhi is already sleepy.

Even if he made up his mind to be a dad, he was just a kid on a psychological level.

At this moment, in the courtyard outside the window, there was a rattle of the tricycle chain.

It was the voice of Lao Liu, who was delivering the courier, coming home.

Night after night, never absent.

"Dazhi! Listen, from today onwards, when Lao Liu comes back, you feed her milk powder once. Then when Xiao Sun comes back from playing cards and quarrels with his wife, you feed her again. Wait until tomorrow morning when Zhao goes downstairs to walk the dog, and you feed her again. Before each feeding, check her diaper. If it's dirty, change it quickly and wash it out right away. Remember?"

Listening to what happened on time every day in these alleys, Dazhi smiled stupidly.

"Hehehehe Xiao Sun always loses when he plays cards and always quarrels with his wife. Da Zhao walks his dog and always pees under the window of Xu's mother's house...... Hehehe ”

Looking at the video, Mr. Zhou's simple and rough timekeeping method, and the environment full of life, there is a lot of hahahaha in the comment area.

This novel way of raising babies made some netizens who were parents laugh.