Chapter 290: The name of the chapter where the fried chicken is powerful
Since eating the hair early in the morning, there has been a steady stream of unlucky eggs...... Kind-hearted people came to help Zhen Hao eliminate food, Zhen Hao ate those two mouthfuls of pure food and half a Dao Gao Chicken has long been digested and absorbed into indescribable, and now he is hungry, his stomach is frantically protesting, and he urgently needs to eat.
So Zhen Haoba set his eyes on Hangzhou City not far away.
Inside the city of Hangzhou.
The golden giant palms that were still flying in the sky just now and the lovely, mighty, domineering and good-looking golden dragons disappeared, and the people who knelt on the ground in Hangzhou City sighed for a while, and nine out of ten people prayed in their hearts that the dragons were safe, and the only one was still praying that he would be alive to go back tonight to see the child.
None of the thousands of people cared about the safety of the golden hands, and the difference is vividly displayed here.
Golden Giant Palm: (> people<;)
But then the golden giant palm regained its psychological balance, because when Zhen Hao drove the golden holy light special effect and the evil fireball to face the hard, the people in Hangzhou City instantly shifted the target of their worries, gave up the golden dragon, and began to pray for this handsome, dashing, and handsome person who looked at his figure, hoping that he could always be so handsome.
Especially after Zhen Hao was hit into the underground river by the fireball turned into Zhuge Rose, the big girls and daughters-in-law in Hangzhou cried bitterly one by one, feeling that life was bleak, shouting that they wanted to commit suicide by throwing themselves into the lake, and martyrdom with this super handsome person who wanted to give birth to a monkey for him just by looking at it.
Their husbands and boyfriends didn't dare to raise their heads under Zhen Hao's glory, but in order not to let most of their life savings go down the drain, they still used their strength to forcibly pull them back, comforting them repeatedly, saying something "He is so handsome, God will definitely not watch him die!"
After that, there was no movement in the Jinshan Temple.
Just when everyone was curious about the situation in the temple, the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law were shouting one by one to fight with the benefactor who was so handsome that the earth cried ghosts and gods, a pure white and flawless pillar of light fell from the sky, and in a trance, people seemed to see a figure dissipating in the pillar of light.
Looking at the dissipated figure, it was obviously the volume of the fireball, so the people of Hangzhou City were sure that they were safe, and they sang and danced one by one, and came up with a configuration that only exists during the New Year's holidays.
So this day is also known as the Fire Festival.
But these are the methods of the bachelors, and the real married man has long followed his little daughter-in-law, who is crying, heartbroken, and has been shouting to see his benefactor Oba on the way to Jinshan Temple, and there are many unmarried girls with the same performance.
According to the calculations of the first hundred Xiaosheng in Hangzhou City, there are more than 1,500 big girls and little daughters-in-law on the way to Jinshan Temple, all of whom have been selected through layers of selection, and they are the best fans with dignified appearance, beautiful appearance, and good buttocks.
These true love fans help each other and support each other on the road, not because they have physical problems, but because they think that the benefactor has not appeared after the death of the fireball monster, and it must be more than lucky, so everyone has to draw three or five times because of this on average along the way.
Especially after arriving at Jinshan Temple, looking at the potholes, the ground full of big holes, the Leifeng Pagoda that twists and turns, and the sinkhole with the faint sound of water at the bottom, more than 1,000 big girls and little daughters-in-law immediately began to cry, and the cry shook the sky and the earth, and it was transmitted to Hangzhou City.
Compared with these big girls and little daughters-in-law who were selected to worship the place where the handsome Bien people fought, in fact, those in appearance, physique and ass were only slightly worse than them, so the left-behind women who were not selected were the ones who cried the most.
Obviously, I really want to see the big benefactor who is so handsome that they can barely breathe just by seeing a wisp of figure, but because they don't eat and fight, they don't look good enough, they are knocked out, and they miss the opportunity, the more they think about it, the more angry they become, the more uncomfortable they become, and on average, everyone has to smoke it more than ten times.
That's it, and when the more than 1,500 big girls and little daughters-in-law came to cry earth-shattering, they instantly understood that the left-behind women in Hangzhou who had passed away were crying even more miserably.
It's a terrible word! At least three tragic words can be described a little.
What's more, because she was unsuccessful and thought that she had not seen the last appearance of her benefactor, she was extremely dissatisfied with her face, and ran to a remote unknown medical center to ask the doctor to go under the knife on her face.
At that time, the doctor was frightened, trembling, trembling, thinking that his identity had been exposed for many years.
That's right, this person...... No, it should be said that this demon is the Daoist demon fox in Qilitun outside Hangzhou.
Because he was fed by a little old man walking in the foot doctor since he was a child, he was not so resistant to human beings, and he also learned a medical skill in his spare time, so after the death of the little old man walking foot doctor, he moved to a remote medical center in the corner of Hangzhou City.
But today, there was an unforeseen situation, and a little girl who seemed to have an abnormal brain actually came in and asked him to use a knife in her face without saying a word.
What is this? Isn't this a naked seduction!
The fox doctor firmly believed that as long as he cut it with this knife, the little girl screamed, and immediately seventy or eighty mighty men with thick hair would break into the door, and then the chickens that did not explain to him would be destroyed and beaten to death, bone-drawn, skinned, and the meat would have to be boiled and eaten.
So the fox doctor, who thought he had seen through this little girl's trick, said that he would not use a knife or anything, and would never be the kind of fox who would betray the blame.
So the little girl cried even more, and smoked five times in this fox doctor's hall, so that the fox doctor could explain the cause and effect.
Seeing the resolute face of the little girl who insisted on going under the knife, the fox doctor finally gritted his teeth and agreed to operate on this girl who was not satisfied with her appearance and even had a little resentment.
Of course, the main reason is that the fox doctor doesn't look like a fake when he looks at this little girl.
So under this series of coincidences, the world's first plastic surgery in the world of "The Legend of the New White Lady" was vigorously launched in this remote corner of Hangzhou, taking the first step towards modernization!
However, cutting meat with a knife is not a joke after all, and the fox doctor is engrossed and cautious, for fear of smashing his own signboard.
In fact, this is not as difficult as imagined, after all, this is the world of Xianxia, although the fox doctor's cultivation is not high, but the plastic surgery object is also a mortal, hemostasis, anesthesia, scar removal, and skin grafting by the way are no problem.
Therefore, the little girl who had plastic surgery that day saw her appearance after plastic surgery at noon that day.
Looking at the strange and beautiful woman with melon seed face, cherry red lips, big eyes, willow leaf thin eyebrows, and high nose bridge in the mirror, the little girl was intoxicated and very happy, and after forcibly taking advantage of the fox spirit's face, she jumped up and ran out of the fox clinic.
The person went out, but the vixen looked at the two taels of fine skin and tender meat left after the operation, and it was a little difficult, he was a good fox who abided by the law, and it was okay to eat a few rabbits, and he refused to let him eat people.
Can't eat...... Then throw it away?
If you throw it away, you will be found and reported to the officials tomorrow, and the people of the government will immediately arrest him, and the crime of cannibalism is still indispensable.
The fox doctor thought about it, and with a flash of inspiration, he closed the door of the medical hall, wrapped the oil paper and the two taels of fine skin and tender meat left after the operation, and went straight out of the city, all the way to his hometown Qilitun outside the city.
The life of the fox doctor's hometown is very bad, and they are often oppressed by even more powerful monsters, so that they can catch the king that humans have sacrificed to them.
However, because the fox doctor's hometown is close to the human city, his kind has more contact with humans, and although he was often killed when he was a child, he also received a lot of favors from humans after becoming a sperm.
So not to talk about how grateful you are, at least you can't do it, and you can't bear to catch someone and offer it.
If you can't bear it, then there will be no tribute, and if there is no tribute, your natural status will not work, so your life will be tight, and you will often be bullied by demons, which will fall into a dead circle.
But today is different, he has meat, and it is still reasonable and legal to get two taels of fine skin and tender meat without doing anything hurtful to nature.
So when the fox doctor appeared in front of his fellow clansmen with the extra two taels of fine skin and tender flesh after the operation, the fox doctor was stunned, thinking that the fox doctor had killed people after all.
But when the fox doctor told the causes and consequences of the plastic surgery, they were all stunned, saying that there is such a good thing in the world?
So when they wanted to pay tribute with great interest, they were all frightened by the terrifying demon who smelled human flesh outside the door and followed all the way.
The strong smell of foxes and horses in the room made the tiger demon who followed up frown, but he still tried his best to tell the fox doctor his plan softly.
The tiger demon blessed them, and the fox doctor provided him with these fine skin and tender meat that did not damage the harmony of heaven and had no resentment.
The two parties hit it off and happily signed a contract for the plastic surgery business in the entire Hangzhou City.
So the Fox Plastic Surgery Clinic was set up in a hurry.
At the same time, there was a cry in the city of Hangzhou.
The women cried, and the men followed suit, and they were busy doing artificial respiration on their daughter-in-law who had been pumped again.
When they woke up, they hurriedly came forward and promised countless unequal treaties, including the one that allowed their daughter-in-law to set up a spiritual position for his handsome benefactor in the house.
The men in the family got it, and the big girls and little daughters-in-law staggered to the door again, and got together in twos and threes on the street, crying and crying and began to compare themselves with each other, how good they were to their own handsome benefactors, how they missed, and even set up a tablet for him in the house!
As soon as the tablet came out, who competed with each other, the other Zhen Hao's little fan girls had jealous faces distorted, and their hearts of comparison were vigorous, saying that they wanted to die with Shuaibi's benefactor.
Under the wind of comparison, Hangzhou West Lake artificial rescue team came into being, and the rescue team of hundreds of people was composed of the best sailors, who stayed by the lake and waited for people to jump into the lake and die.
At first, they were very nervous about the people who jumped into the lake, and when they saw someone jumping into the lake and being martyred, they hurriedly jumped down to save people.
But when there were more people jumping, they found that it was just like that, and even under the request of the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law crying "Don't rescue me so early, I want to drink two sips of water", the members of these artificial rescue teams said that there is nothing in this world that can distort their three views.
As a result, the Hangzhou West Lake Artificial Rescue Team, which had just been born less than half an hour ago, died directly and became an experience team of "martyrdom with the handsome benefactor" to experience five cents once.
Then the girls went crazy again, lining up to experience the feeling of martyrdom with the handsome benefactor.
The members of the experience team calmly kicked the experience personnel who paid the money into the lake, and then scooped them up after dozens of silent counts, and watched the martyr girl cry and cry, and went back to show off to her companions with a proud face that she was really martyred, and drank three sips of martyrdom water in the martyrdom lake.
That's right, a good West Lake was forcibly renamed as a martyrdom lake by Zhen Hao, a group of crazy little fan girls.
And the husbands and boyfriends who were not allowed to approach in the distance looked at their daughters-in-law and girlfriends with worried faces, panicking, not knowing what to do, how to live in the future.
But soon their worries became unnecessary.
When the plastic surgery girl appeared proudly on the shore of the West Lake, the strange and beautiful woman with melon seed face, big eyes, willow eyebrows, cherry mouth, and high nose bridge instantly overwhelmed the crowd and became the focus of the audience.
But the little girlfriends who are familiar with this plastic surgery girl still recognized the true face of this little girl at a glance, and they were shocked one by one, and hurriedly stepped forward to ask, wanting to ask some ways to become beautiful.
The plastic surgery girl couldn't keep it a secret, so she immediately told the fox doctor's fox clinic.
So the plastic surgery method swept the entire city of Hangzhou in an instant, and the remote fox clinic was instantly overcrowded, and there were at least three or five hundred customers every day, and the fox doctor was tired of convulsions of his hands and feet, which could barely be completed.
Later, I heard that a master of the Tao was coming to collect this vixen, but he was driven out by the women of the whole city, and chased and scolded for three streets.
After that, the women outside Hangzhou also received the news, and instantly exploded on the spot, and searched around every day, trying to find the location of the person who had attained the Tao and teach him a lesson.
In the end, this enlightened master was beaten by the women wherever he went, and finally he didn't post an apology to the fox doctor, so that he could survive and not starve to death because he had no business.
As a result, this fox doctor was called "one of the top ten unprovoked monsters in the world" by the Dao Gao Human World.
But that's all for later, so let's not mention it for the time being.
This tiger demon is also a business wizard, and he knows how to trickle down the long stream, and talent is the most important truth, so after the plastic surgery business exploded, he broke into the fox doctor's room overnight with a bunch of garbage that was for him, but for the fox doctor, it was a tonic to improve the cultivation of the treasure medicine.
After a night of long talk, the fox demon said some words that the superior "dug out his heart", and the fox doctor was immediately grateful, and bowed his head, saying that as long as the fox demon lived up to him in this life, then he would be absolutely loyal and have no other heart.
The tiger demon was extremely moved, forcibly squeezed out two crystal teardrops, and immediately made a blood alliance with the fox doctor and worshiped as a brother of another race.
At this moment, the "Tiger Fox Plastic Surgery Clinic" that will open the entire world of "The Legend of the New White Lady" in the future was officially established.
However, the city of Hangzhou was lively, but Xu's mansion was quiet, only the sound of Zhen Hao constantly eating.
In the living room of Xu's mansion, Zhen Hao sat on a chair and ate the chicken, duck and fish on the table, eating with a mouth full of oil and sweating.
Niu Erhua kept pouring wine and wiping his sweat on the side, virtuous and tight.
The old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang waved their hands and rejected Zhen Hao's Cheng (Void) Heart (Affection) Cheng (False) (Meaning) "You also sit down and eat?", indicating that the two demons were not hungry at all, and then continued to stand honestly behind Zhen Hao as a platoon.
In front of the table where Zhen Hao was eating, there were a dense group of people, Xu Xian's sister Xu Jiaorong and brother-in-law Li Gongfu supported each other, looking at the old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang behind Zhen Hao in horror.
At that time, the old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang said that when the two demons were not hungry, they didn't mean to carry these two people on their backs at all, Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu listened to it really well.
Li Gongfu: I'll just say that I saw this black charcoal head conjure up a big black house last night and flew away, and you still said that I was drunk and dazzled!
Xu Jiaorong: Okay, okay, okay! You are amazing, you have good eyes, then you go to sleep in the study tonight!
Li Gongfu: No, I was wrong! I don't dare anymore!
Xu Jiaorong: ()^))
Skipping these two loving couples who made constant eye contact, behind them were a full forty-four pairs of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian, of which forty-three were caught by Zhen Hao on the road when he came back.
Before they gave the introduction fee, they just wanted to slip away, which was simply mad, morally corrupt, and unsightly!
So Zhen Hao waved his hand and gave one of them a shot of Zhen Hao's active skill of talking nonsense when the villain met, so that they began to complain to each other and see each other frankly.
But the result made Zhen Hao a little surprised, Bai Suzhen, who has practiced for more than 1,800 years, has never been to Lishan from being ignited by Lishan's old mother until she is more than 1,800 years old, and the most bad thing she has done is to steal a few chickens, ducks, fish, and rabbits.
But Xu Xian is different, people seem to be loyal and honest, but from childhood to adulthood, he has stolen chickens and touched dogs, and the entire chicken farms in Hangzhou have been touched by him, and he knows every hen under the gold ingot.
It's a pity that Xu Xian has never taken practical action, and he is a pseudo-chicken master with rich theory and no actual combat.
But even so, Bai Suzhen was not lightly angry, pouting and not turning his head, not wanting to deal with this panicked man who wanted to explain, but in fact, he couldn't explain it clearly, and his stomach was full of black water.
Bai Suzhen: ̄へ ̄
At the very end, it has been lined up in the courtyard outside the living room, and as far as the eye can see, it is all green, full of the luster of love.
This is the poor, lonely, and unloved Xiaoqing.
Since yesterday's blind date meeting, her dear sister Bai Suzhen has never looked at her with her eyes, which broke the snake's heart.
Little Youths: ╥_╥...