Chapter 289: Too Much Nonsense Says Dead to Myself
Taishang Laojun finally removed his squinting eyes from the treasure mirror and turned white...... Probably glanced at Monkey King, and said angrily: "You monkey, you can't believe others, don't you still believe me? Think about it, how can I ever deceive you by half a point." ”
"But this ......" Monkey King looked at Zhen Hao, who was struggling to resist in the mirror, and could barely stop the fireball from falling, but could not make an effective attack on it, and he didn't believe that this person could block the temptation of the old thief.
"Do you remember the thunder of the Great Dao from the mortal world yesterday?"
"This old grandson remembers that the entire Buddha and Bodhisattva of the Western Heaven were all startled. ”
After that, the Monkey King sneakily poked his probe left and right, leaned into the ear of Taishang Laojun, and continued with a mysterious face: "And at that time, my grandson saw it clearly, and the Rulai on the lotus seat was so frightened that he hit a spirit, although it was only for a moment, but I still saw it!"
Taishang Laojun: (→_→)
Looking at the Monkey King who was proud because the Buddha had beaten a spirit, Taishang Laojun couldn't help but roll his eyes that only he knew and no one else could see.
"Boring...... Did he really only hit one spirit?"
Monkey King: "......"
"There is only one. ”
"Really? Are you sure you can see clearly?"
......
Holding the golden hoop stick in his arms, Monkey King squinted at the Heavenly Monarch, refusing to answer this stupid question, and ready to do it at any time.
"Hey~!"
After getting the exact answer, Taishang Laojun was a little melancholy, and couldn't help but sigh...... He almost hit two of them......
"Back to the topic, the target of the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder yesterday was the person in this mirror. ”
"Hiss~!!"
Monkey King gasped seventy-seven forty-nine pounds of cold air, and the shocked monkey hair stood upright: "Then how can this person still be alive?
"I don't know. Taishang Laojun shook his head honestly, brushed his beard with his hand, his eyes were probably confused, and admitted that he couldn't see through Zhen Hao: "This person not only blocked the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder, but also used unknown means to scare away the Heavenly Dao ......"
"Boom~!!"
A thunderous explosion directly reached the ears of Taishang Laojun and Monkey King through the Tushi Palace, and the two of them buzzed with melon seeds, and Taishang Laojun even pulled off a large handful of snow-white beards.
This is the world's top boss ——— Tiandao's warning to the little brother who whispers bad things about him below.
Tiandao: If you talk nonsense, I will chop you.jpg
"You get the idea. Taishang Laojun put away the horror on his face, his face was expressionless, and he looked at Monkey King with frightened eyes.
Taishang Laojun was confident that Monkey King would definitely not be able to see his eyes, even if he had fiery eyes.
In fact, it's true, Monkey King, don't talk about eyes, he can find out where Taishang Laojun's eyes are by relying on his fiery eyes, and he usually judges who Taishang Laojun is talking to, and he looks at who Taishang Laojun's face is facing.
"I see. Monkey King looked down at Zhen Hao in the mirror, his tone was a little amazed, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, he felt that Zhen Hao was his long-lost brother, and it was time for them to recognize each other.
Taishang Laojun nodded, although he felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this monkey, but he didn't think much about it, and continued to look down at the battlefield in the mirror, and the coldness in his eyes continued.
Taishang Laojun: Lingshan ...... What a ...... Buddha, Tao...... Hum!
Hangzhou Jinshan Temple battlefield.
Zhen Hao saw that he slapped more than ten palms one after another, but he could only slightly block the attack of the falling fireball, and at this time he finally sensed that something was wrong.
This is someone ...... Immortals, Buddhas, and things that don't know what to do are testing themselves through the hand of Zhuge Rose.
Zhen Hao knew that this was because he was too high-profile yesterday and offended something that was not human, but he didn't expect this group of guys who were not human to be so cautious, and the revenge would come so quickly, and they didn't care about the life and death of ordinary mortals at all, and they really cultivated good immortals.
It's a pity...... They still don't understand the power of a hanger.
In the face of this fierce and frequented fireball, Zhen Hao restrained his true qi and divine thoughts, protected his body, and then stood directly below the fireball generously, blocking the path of the fireball's fall, looking directly at the big fireball, with a fearless face.
Monkey King: Isn't he crazy?
Taishang Laojun: Here he comes! Here he is!
At the same time, the Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple shrouded in the light of the Buddha.
The Buddha on the nine-pin lotus platform folded his hands, his eyes closed, and he didn't say a word, seemingly sleeping, but in fact he was peeping.
Seeing Zhen Hao's fearless face blocking in front of the fireball he had added, the Buddha looked solemn, and he had some expectations in his heart, he wanted to see what means this mysterious person would use to block his temptation.
In fact, in other words, the Buddha wants to test whether this mysterious person is worth wooing.
If he can survive his temptation, it will be enough to prove Zhen Hao's value, but if he can't stop his temptation, then die...... Even if Zhen Hao is behind him, there are countless people in Hangzhou......
At this moment, the Buddha, whose face was as usual and his heart was full of anticipation, suddenly felt an inexplicable terror descending on him, and in his feelings, this terror was even more terrifying than the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder.
The complexion changed greatly, the closed eyes of the Buddha suddenly opened round, the rich Buddha light gushed out, and the nine-grade golden lotus that sat down also emitted a Hongmeng light, and the Buddha light on the body of the Buddha reflected each other, generating a large pale gold cover with a lotus pattern circulating on the surface, and the Buddha was firmly enveloped in it.
The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the hall were shocked, looking at the Buddha who was nervous as if he was facing a great enemy, and he was at a loss, not knowing what was happening.
Suddenly, under the gaze of all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, the tension on the face of the Buddha disappeared in an instant, and his complexion returned to calm, calming to ...... Calm to the point of nearing sluggishness.
"I am Shakyamuni, Siddha Gautama, and the Western Heavenly South Elysium—now as a Buddha, I am a ...... of sin"
"Huh?!"
Halfway through his words, he woke up suddenly, and the Buddha couldn't help but tremble in his heart, recalling his powerlessness under the inexplicable terror just now, and his back was full of cold sweat.
"I'm a Buddha, but what happened?"
Among the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, Guanyin Bodhisattva still has a little confidence and dares to ask questions at a time when the state of the Buddha is obviously abnormal.
"Huh~!"
Turning back suddenly, the original soft golden pupils of the Buddha were filled with coldness and murderous aura, but soon he reacted, realized that he was out of shape, his face regained softness again, his hands were folded, and the constricted Buddha light poured out again, enveloping the entire Da Lei Yin Temple again.
Everything seems to be an illusion, if it weren't for the cold sweat behind Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate, people have desires, and when people become Buddhas, they have no desires and no desires, so where do you want to go? ”
"Just now I felt something in my heart, an ancient Buddha demon wanted to get out of trouble, just now he took advantage of my unpreparedness to sneak attack me, but fortunately, I have firmly suppressed it again, the Buddhas don't have to be nervous, it's no big deal. ”
All the Buddhas suddenly clasped their hands together: "Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate." ”
Looking at the Buddhas who believed in themselves, the Buddha's face was as usual, but his heart was a little complicated.
The distress just now is real, and the absence of major problems is false.
The first danger came from the mysterious man, and the second danger was indeed as he said, during the period when he was threatened by the unknown means of the mysterious man, there was an ancient Buddha evil thought sneak attack on him, but this ancient Buddha evil thought was not suppressed by him at all, but escaped by him.
...... of the Three Realms Chaos is coming.
Camera rotation.
In the sky, Zhen Hao was struck by Zhuge Rose with a sword technique that fell from the sky...... Because the little silver sword had already been melted in the high temperature, now combined with Zhuge Rose's size, Zhen Hao should have been smashed into the ground with a ball that fell from the sky.
Thousands of meters underground, Zhen Hao, who vomited blood, floated up from the underground river, although he was smashed and vomited blood, Zhen Hao couldn't help laughing, because just now he heard a system prompt sound in his head.
[Ding, villain nonsense +1, experience +2400W]
Although there is only this sound, the experience value of 2400W makes Zhen Hao feel that today's hardship is not in vain.
On the ground, when Zhen Hao flew out with the heavily burned Zhuge Rose, Niu Erhua flew directly into Zhen Hao's arms, and the other cried vigorously, and the power of the fireball just now frightened her.
The corners of Zhen Hao's mouth rose slightly, revealing a sunny smile, but then the smile became brighter and brighter, so bright that it was almost perverted, and gradually transformed into an evil smile.
Zhen Hao lowered his head and put his big mouth to Niu Erhua's ear, and whispered: "I, Zhen Hao, tonight, 500." ”
The tears were suddenly put away, Niu Erhua's little face began to turn red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and she struggled desperately to escape from Zhen Hao's arms, but she was firmly held in Zhen Hao's arms, and she couldn't escape if she wanted to.
Ten minutes later.
Niu Erhua blushed and bargained with Zhen Hao, and the five hundred roads went straight down to one hundred and eighty.
Looking at Niu Erhua, who was triumphant, unsatisfied, and seemed to want to argue again, Zhen Hao finally realized the horror of a woman's bargaining talent.
Shaking his head and sighing, without thinking about it anymore, Zhen Hao turned his head to look at Zhuge Rose, who was severely burned on the ground and fell into a coma.
"Bang Bang Bang~!!"
Shooting the bow left and right, Zhen Hao hit thirty or fifty big mouths one after another on the suspected part of Zhuge Rose's face, splashing a burst of black oil flowers, and his mouth kept muttering: "Hey, wake up, it's dawn, get up for breakfast!"
......
Silent and unresponsive, Zhuge Rose was like a dead man.
Zhen Hao was helpless, pinched his nose and pretended to be a system synthesized sound: "Ding, the task has been completed, may I ask if you want to resurrect your husband." ”
"Resurrection...... Husband ......"
The first obsession came out, and Zhuge Rose, who had not responded at all like a dead man, instantly opened her chapped lips and began to mumble unconsciously in a low voice, opening her mouth and closing her mouth is her husband.
Not to mention the appearance and quality issues, Zhuge Rose's sincerity to his husband is beyond doubt, there is nothing to say, it is no problem to comment on the top ten characters in the main god space.
But the bad is in her...... How to say it, sincerity is a true heart, but it's a pity that the wrong body grows.
"Ah~!Rulai, you old thief, you are not a thing!"
Consciousness slowly recovered, Zhuge Rose remembered the Buddha who used her as a brick to smash people, she had never suffered this kind of humiliation in an instant, sat up in shock in her dying illness, pointed to the sky and scolded loudly.
Taishang Laojun and Monkey King liked Zhuge Rose's comment and left a message: +1.
Zhen Hao: "......"
Seeing that Zhuge Rose, who took the initiative to explain the culprit before he asked, Zhen Hao smashed it and smashed his mouth, feeling a little boring, and he was about to put a Zhen Hao card villain on Zhuge Rose's head with the active skill of talking nonsense when he met.
However, as if sensing Zhen Hao's intentions, Zhuge Rose turned around and glanced at Zhen Hao viciously, and then slapped her on the skull.
"Click~!"
Zhuge Rose's head made a crisp sound, and then her body went limp, and she collapsed directly to the ground.
We don't know why she couldn't die after fighting for a long time, why she slapped herself to death with a slap.
Anyway, dead is dead, don't ask, ask is setting.
The sudden scene made everyone stunned, looking at each other a little confused, even Taishang Laojun and Monkey King couldn't help but sigh that although this woman's appearance was a little rugged, what she did really refreshed their three views, and she was a hero among real women.
Zhen Hao didn't believe that the main god space could also be trained to produce this kind of high-end goods, coughing twice to attract the attention of the old demon of Montenegro, and then raised his chin at the corpse of Zhuge Rose, and asked the old demon of Montenegro to check the enemy's situation.
Facing Zhen Hao's gesture that he was no longer a simple look, the old demon of Montenegro instantly understood, took two steps forward and squatted directly beside Zhuge Rose, after probing his nose, checking the carotid artery, listening to his heartbeat, breaking his fingers, and buttoning his eyes...... After a series of operations, the old demon of Montenegro raised his head firmly.
"Master, this Zhuge Rose is really dead, dead...... What kind of eyes are you looking at......"
looked at Zhen Hao and his entourage, and they looked like they were in a daze...... Seeing the appearance of the Buddha and looking behind him, the old demon of Montenegro had an ominous premonition, turned around stiffly, and sat up stunned when he saw Zhuge Rose, who had just been judged to be dead.
"Ah~!!"
The old demon of Montenegro screamed, and a dodge hid directly behind Zhen Hao, revealing a head, looking timidly at Zhuge Rose, who looked like a corpse.
said that she resembled a corpse, but in fact it was not a corpse at all, which corpse fraudster have you ever seen with a corpse that recovers from injuries and changes clothes?
If there is, please give such a scam to the hot party.
"Zhuge Rose...... Did you take a certain purple sweet potato time gem?"
Zhen Hao looked at Zhuge Rose, which suddenly turned from tattered to a new look, and he had reason to suspect that this woman had scourged a certain unlucky purple potato comrade in countless Marvel parallel worlds.
This is not Zhen Hao's thinking out-of-the-box, in the face of the lackeys of the main god space who has also been wearing and wearing, only out-of-the-box thinking can find the fruit photo of the goddess of truth quietly hiding.
"What purple potatoes are not purple potatoes, I don't know, but I know the time gem thing, there is a high imitation in the main god space. When I searched the entire main god space, I wanted to find something that could resurrect my husband, and this high-imitation time gem was one of them. ”
"And what are you using here? Resurrection Cross, Resurrection Coins, or Resurrection Armor?"
Zhen Hao scratched his head, his mind jumped out and took out a large number of keys from his arms, wanting to open the big lock leading to the boudoir of the goddess of truth, but unfortunately the goalkeeper Zhuge Rose was merciless, shaking his head one by one and vetoing Zhen Hao's keys, saying that the keyhole did not match and could not be inserted.
"Actually, you've guessed it very closely, I used Old Man Time's Time Compass, a one-time prop that can reshape the body into what it was an hour ago after death. However, because this is the old man's toy, there are some small flaws, and the user will be affected by the old man's personality for a certain period of time after resurrection. ”
"No wonder you're talking so much......"
"What?"
"It's nothing, isn't this old man's world just an alliance where the dwarf must die? The setting of the big guy in there is to play with time, space, and planets at every turn, and you haven't been killed by them?
Zhen Hao was dumbfounded, looking at Zhuge Rose blankly, unable to believe how they completed their task in that bug world.
Xu is Zhen Hao's surprise made Zhuge Rose think of some not-so-wonderful memories, and the personality influence that was supposed to be a period of time was directly ended in advance by violent mood swings.
"There's a lot of nonsense, you don't care how we complete the task, you still can't fight, if you don't beat me, I'll leave. ”
Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "It's not that I want to fight or not, the decision is in your hands, just with your defensive power, I can't stop you if you want to leave." ”
"Hmph~!"
Zhuge Rose snorted coldly and glanced at Zhen Hao: "You will be mine sooner or later!"
Anyway, don't talk nonsense, turn around and leave.
"Wait!"
Zhuge Rose was leaving, Zhen Hao didn't care, but as soon as the last sentence came out, Zhen Hao felt that it was still necessary to explain clearly: "You can eat less, you can't say less, if you want my life, please add your life, otherwise I will be so disgusted that I can't eat." ”
"Hiss~!!"
was insulted by Zhen Hao, and Zhuge Rose was angry and had a sarcoma of thirty or forty catties that added up: "Sharp teeth, let you be arrogant for a while, I will definitely complete the task of the main god space and resurrect my husband." ”
Zhen Hao: "......"
"Originally, you still had that little chance, but unfortunately you didn't have a chance at all, bye-bye?"
"Huh?"
"Boom~!!"
The thick, large and long pillar of light of the main god fell from the sky in the tearful gaze of the main god ball of light, instantly submerging Zhuge Rose, the woman who had just been resurrected for less than five minutes.
"It's good to leave without saying a word, I have to talk nonsense and mention the main god space, you don't know how many voyeurs there are here. ”
Buddha: "......"
Taishang Laojun: "......"
Monkey King: "......"