Chapter 269: Toilet Man

There are two months left until Adam graduates.

It was four weeks before Chandler's wedding.

Everything is progressing in an orderly manner.

A persistent prodigal son is also advancing his own plans.

New York.

The Macallan Bar.

"Joey Trebiani? ”

Ted took a glass of beer and tilted his head.

"You forgot, it's Adam's friend. ”

He reminded Lily, who was on the other side.

"We had dinner together in our freshman year. ”

Matthew, who sat next to Lily and looked like a conjoined baby, took a long sip of beer and added.

"Oh, I remembered. ”

Ted patted his head: "That time Adam wrote a book and made a lot of money, invited all his friends to dinner together, and there was a handsome guy who was an actor in it, and he was especially able to eat, wasn't he?"

"That's him!"

Sitting next to Ted was Barney Stinson, who had always been in a suit and leather shoes, and I saw him holding a wine glass and turning it around, his eyes narrowing slightly: "A rice bucket!"

"Ahh ”

Lily plays with taste.

"Did he steal the limelight from you?"

Ted hit the nail on the head.

"Can he steal the limelight from me?"

Barney scoffed, "No one can steal the limelight from me!"

"That might be. ”

Lily quipped, "I know that if someone stops next to you, no matter how many magic tricks and tricks you have, it will be useless, and all the eyes of all women will only be on him." ”

"How could it be. ”

Barney looked disdainful, but still asked, "Who is it?"

"Adam Duncan. ”

Lily, Matthew, and Ted shouted in unison.

The three of them were naturally Adam's alumni at Columbia, and used to live in the dormitory next door to Adam.

More than six years have passed.

Ted graduated and became an architect.

Lily works as a kindergarten teacher.

Matthew, on the other hand, continued his education after graduation and is now a freshman at Columbia Law School.

Law school, like medical school, does not have an undergraduate degree, and students with a bachelor's degree must apply, and the acceptance rate is not high.

Columbia Law School is one of the top universities in the world, and Matthew's success in the exam shows his talent and hard work.

Just as medical students have to bury their heads in reading a large number of books, law students also have to read and comprehend the complicated legal provisions in the vast number of legal books.

It is no wonder that the two are so similar that they are the two typical middle-class occupations in the United States.

Today, Matthew and Ted share an upstairs apartment at The Macallan's Bar, and Lily almost lives with Matthew, and although she has her own apartment, she often doesn't go back for months, just using it as a retreat and a place to put things.

The three of them mingled every day, just like Chandler, Monica, and Ross had done before.

Matthew and Lily fell in love as soon as they were freshmen, and what Matthew said before he said, 'I'm just playing with Lily', has become a joke, and more than six years have passed, and the two are still like glue, properly playing as shareholders, or the kind of wholly-owned shareholders.

Ted has changed from a small milk dog at the beginning to a big bad wolf with a little milk dog skin, and his girlfriend has changed one after another, and I don't know how many good girls he has hurt during this period.

Half a year ago, Barney, who was in the game life, met Ted in the bathroom of The Macallan's bar, and the two were peeing side by side, peeing and peeing, and Barney suddenly spoke.

"For the first time since my mom died, tonight is the first time I've brought my deaf brother out. ”

"Oh, I'm sorry. ”

Ted was stunned for a moment, and quickly apologized first.

"It doesn't matter. ”

Barney put one hand on the wall and the other with a gun, and said affectionately: "Now only I can take care of him, although I have to interrupt my dreams in order to do this, but I am very happy, he is my brother, I love him!"

“......”

Ted was even more stunned, but seeing that the other party said so affectionately, he could only greet again: "Dude, uh, I, it's a pity." ”

As he spoke, he packed up and was ready to go.

Come in and pee, you will encounter this kind of weird and strange thing, he doesn't know each other at all, okay, besides, in the toilet, is it really good to open up in this posture?

"Wow, you believe it?"

At this point, Barney suddenly laughed.

"What?"

Ted was stunned again.

"I came up with that story when I was peeing, and if you believe it, the blonde chick at the bar will believe it too. ”

Barney washed his hands and said proudly, "Unless, of course, you're a big idiot, what's your name?"

"Ted. ”

"Ted, are you a big fool?"

"I'm still talking to you, so?"

Ted finally reacted and said a word.

"Well, I kind of appreciate you. ”

Barney washed his hands and left.

Fifteen minutes later.

"Ted, I'm going to teach you how to live. ”

Barney approached Ted, put his arm around him, and said this.

It is said that things gather people in groups, and the reason why Ted was chosen by Barney is that he has that kind of romantic temperament, and romance and the prodigal son are only one word apart, and they are tightly entangled.

Most prodigal sons are romantic, otherwise how can they be prodigal.

Barney has been wandering the rivers and lakes for so long, and it is actually normal to see the essence of Ted at a glance and use it as a wingman.

This toilet encounter has also become a legend in Barney's mouth.

Then many stories start with the toilet, and some people even become toilet heroes......

The host finds the wingman, and Barney manages to blend in with the trio, just as Joey accidentally becomes Chandler's roommate and joins the group of six old friends.

Nowadays, it is the norm for four people to hang out together in The Macallan Bar.

Adam's name, Barney naturally heard Lily mention it.

But the relationship between Adam and Joey, he heard it for the first time.

Barney gritted his teeth, heard Lily's praise for Adam, and then thought of the super handsome guy he met before who knew Joey, and the two figures immediately coincided.

"Adam Duncan!"

Barney describes Adam's characteristics.

"Yes, you met him?"

Lily's eyes lit up.

As a girl, even if she is more in love with Matthew than Jin Jian, she can't change her temperament until she dies.

Not to mention Adam, it is her future best friend Robin, she often fantasizes that she is a demonic look at every turn.

Although Adam and the three of them were alumni and used to live next door, Adam barely lived in the dormitory, and soon moved out, and since then he has been hanging out with the old friends of the six, and naturally has less communication with them.

Then, Adam graduated a year early, got into medical school, and got busier.

After that, they also graduated, and there was even less contact.

But as a well-known alumnus and super handsome friend, Lily often mentions Adam.

Matthew also had a good relationship with Ted and Adam at the beginning, and it was a pride to have such a wonderful friend, so Adam always appeared in the background of their conversation and never disappeared.