Chapter 270: Quote Yourself

The Macallan Bar.

"Oh~"

Barney's eyes narrowed, "Of course I met him." ”

Without waiting for Lily to ask, he said again: "Since we are all friends, ask him over to talk?"

"This. ”

Matthew hesitated, "He's busy." ”

"That's it?"

Barney pouted, "It's hard to even see a friend?"

"I'm going to call. ”

Lily got up and said positively, "Barney is right, we haven't seen him for a long time, so it's better to get together." ”

“nice~”

Barney smirked.

He was worried about how to get into Chandler's wedding.

If he was ordering a sewing shop at the beginning, he just met, and habitually wanted to mix into bachelorette parties and weddings to play crazy pickle girls, but he could play or not.

Then after learning that the groom is the good roommate brother of the great enemy Joey, he is eager to join.

The relationship between Adam and Matthew was a real surprise for him.

Ten minutes later.

Adam arrives at The Macallan's Bar.

They are all friends, and although there is less contact at ordinary times, once they are specially greeted, it is impossible not to come.

Matthew and Lily are also good friends that Adam admires very much.

"Adam, I'm here to introduce you. ”

Lily said enthusiastically, "This is Barney Stinson, our friend, Barney, and this is Adam Duncan." ”

"It's really fate. ”

Barney laughed.

"yes. ”

After Adam sat down, he looked around, and there was only one Robin missing from the five-member group of Mom Seeker.

The crowd talked about the current situation.

Barney couldn't help but say, "Everyone will be good friends in the future, friends of friends are friends, Adam, why didn't you invite us to Chandler's wedding?"

"Huh. ”

Adam laughed and said, "That's not right, according to your statement, everyone in the world is friends, is Chandler going to invite everyone to the wedding?"

"What?"

Barney was also a little confused for a moment.

"Haven't you heard of the theory of six degrees of separation?"

Adam explains: "In 1967, Milgren, a social psychologist in the United States, proposed that, simply put, in interpersonal communication, any two strangers can be connected through relatives and friends, and at most five relatives and friends in between. ”

Lily proudly introduced: "Adam is not only about to become a doctor, he also has a double bachelor's degree in biology and psychology, Barney, usually you have one set of theories after another, and all of them are put on the name of science, and now you encounter real science, are you dumbfounded?"

“......”

The corners of Barney's mouth twitched.

Although he graduated from MIT, this MIT is The Magician's Institute of Teaneck, which is a sister school to his family's university, not the Massachusetts Institute of Technology of MIT.

All kinds of scientific theories in his mouth are all quoted by Zhou Shuren from Lu Xun and himself.

Many people have done this set of saucy operations, and there are even real scholars......

And Barney is the best of them.

But when it comes to real scientific theories, he's exposed.

He just invented all kinds of scientific theories and routines just to pick up girls, likes to do 'scientific experiments in biology and neuroscience', and he knows the science of a hammer.

"Barney, I know you love to play. ”

Adam smiled: "I also like to play, but play also has to be divided into occasions, if it affects a wedding because of play, then it is not playing, but sin."

There is a saying in the eastern country, it is better to demolish ten temples than to break a marriage, which is the truth.

So, Chandler's wedding and bachelorette night party, don't worry about it, I'm not going to allow anyone to spoil this match made in heaven. ”

"What?!"

When Lily heard this, she waved Barney several times, "You actually want to ruin someone's wedding!!"

"I didn't!"

Barney waved his hand to block Lily's attack, and said stiffly, "I just wanted to participate and have an in-depth exchange with the bridesmaids, and I didn't think about ruining the wedding at all." ”

"Really?"

Adam sneered.

Barney is one of his favorite TV series characters in his previous life, the real prototype character of Lu Xiaobu, and his coquettish operation makes Ya Xian talk about it in his current life.

The ones that Lu Xiaobu played were completely his deleted and weakened versions, Lu Xiaobu's stepfather, the Alexandre Dumas with a very powerful background introduction, is probably Barney's uncensored and weakened side.

Alexandre Dumas + Lu Xiaobu, isn't it Barney Stinson.

But after crossing into this world, he really met Barney, and he admired it, but at the same time, he was a little more vigilant.

Lu Xiaobu dragged Zhang Wei to a bachelorette night party, which directly caused Zhang Wei to miss his wedding, and his fiancée ran away.

In the future, Zhang Wei often takes advantage of no one to secretly cry at the photo of his ex-fiancée Xiaoli in his wallet.

It looks funny, but how many people have good taste in this sadness?

Imagine that if there was no stubble, Zhang Wei 'did not unfortunately fall down the staircase and fell half-way', nor did he 'go back to the past through time and space, led the farm to innovate technology, exceeded the target, and won praise', he went to the wedding honestly.

Without that waiting, his fiancée wouldn't have had the courage to run away from her ex-boyfriend.

After all, the wedding has been held, and it definitely takes a lot of courage to run away in front of so many relatives and friends, and most of it was this long wait that gave her ex-boyfriend courage, and then she also had courage.

And if all this doesn't happen, Zhang Wei is already married.

Of course, Xiaoli is still thinking about her ex-boyfriend in her heart, but Zhang Wei knows this matter well, but he just likes Xiaoli, so it's nothing, who hasn't gone over yet?

And with Zhang Wei's temperament, he can fall in love for a long time after getting married, and the marriage between the two may not be happy, maybe the son-in-law, the strongest son-in-law, the best son-in-law or something will be played by Zhang Wei......

But all of this was ruined by a bachelorette night party.

Did Lu Xiaobu care?

Not at all!

From beginning to end, he just thought it was funny, and often used this to make fun of Zhang Wei.

The deleted and harmonious version of Lu Xiaobu is still like this, not to mention the original version of Barney in the United States.

What happens if you switch to Barney?

Maybe he took Zhang Wei to a bachelorette night party first, causing Zhang Wei's fiancée to escape from marriage, and then turned around and went to Zhang Wei's ex-fiancée......

That's right!

Don't doubt it!

Barney can do this!

After Adam really met Barney, after his vision did not substitute for Barney, and the other party had thoughts about Chandler's wedding, how could he not be vigilant?

"Of course, I swear. ”

Barney immediately raised his hand and swore.

"It's okay to joke with friends, but there are some things that should never be joked. ”

Adam looked at him deeply.

Barney looked at Adam 'selflessly' at first, but in the face of Adam's sharp gaze, Barney gradually couldn't bear it anymore and took the initiative to look away.

“ok,ok。 ”

Barney raised his hand in surrender: "I can't give up." ”