Chapter 316: A Pear Blossom Pressing Begonia (Ask for Subscription!)
After singing, Pei Yanzhi waited until the applause fell, then he looked back at Wu Guotai and said, "Queen Mother, if you recruit Liu Bei, the county lord will be a lady!"
Before Wu Guotai could speak, Sun Quan next to him shook the sleeves of his robe and said disdainfully, "Queen Mother, think that Liu Bei has pale hair, how can he be my sister's son-in-law?"
Also, at this time, Liu Bei was 49 years old, and he was really an old man in that era, and Sun Shangxiang, in history, there are not many descriptions of her, and the year of birth is ominous, but we can calculate that Sun Jian died in battle in 191 AD, even if Sun Quan's sister was born in 192 (this year at the latest), then by 209, it will be 17 years old, and Sun Quan's sister must be younger than Sun Quan, so the age will not exceed 28 years old. So, her age is between the years.
And in that year, the age of women getting married was relatively early, and it is estimated that Sun Shangxiang should be less than 20 years old, which means that Liu Bei is almost 30 years older than Sun Shangxiang, which can really be regarded as a pear flower pressing begonia!
Pei Yanzhi stepped forward and said, "Worthy of it!"
Sun Quan frowned slightly, and waved his hand, "Not worthy!"
The two actually argued, Sun Quan was furious, stood up, and glared at Qiao Xuan.
Wu Guotai was upset when he heard this, and couldn't help but snort coldly, and the two of them gave up.
The two hurriedly bowed.
Wu Guotai pondered for a moment, stretched out his hands, and said, "You two don't have to argue, clean Ganlu Temple tomorrow, and Liu Bei will be behind you!"
Pei Yanzhi hurriedly stepped forward and arched his hand and asked, "What about Liu Bei, who is the prime minister of the country?"
Wu Guotai said lightly, "I'll recruit him as a son-in-law." โ
Sun Quan also arched his hand and asked, "What if it doesn't match?"
Wu Guotai also said quietly, "Let it be with you, you, go out of the palace!"
Sun Quan held back his anger and said, "Erchen-retire!"
Sun Quan came to the gate of the palace and glared at Pei Yanzhi angrily, while Pei Yanzhi covered his face with his sleeves and snickered secretly.
Sun Quan shook the water sleeve, turned his wrist, grabbed the water sleeve in his hand, snorted angrily, and went out of the palace.
Pei Yanzhi waited until Sun Quan left, and then raised his finger at the Queen Mother with a smile, and opened his mouth to praise, "Ah, Queen Mother, I think that Liu Bei is the hero of the world, if the Sun and Liu families can get married, send troops together, and fight against Cao Thief together, it will be a great benefit to my Eastern Wu, and the Queen Mother must not miss this opportunity!"
This Shu Blow received Liu Bei's benefits, so he didn't have any psychological burden when he blew it.
Wu Guotai pondered for a while, and said, "The mind of the future has been decided, Taiwei doesn't need to say much, tomorrow in Ganlu Temple, face Liu Guiren, you should also go out of the palace!"
Pei Yanzhi arched his hand slightly, and said, "The order is exactly:"
Pei Yan threw off his sleeves and came to the gate of the palace, and the Wu Guotai and the eunuchs and palace maids behind all stepped down, leaving only Pei Yan alone.
Pei Yanzhi stretched out his hands, gestured, and said, "The name is to negotiate with Sun Liu Hao, and secretly plot to become Wu Yue's revengeโโ!"
Pei Yan shook his water sleeves, lifted the python robe, and went down from the upper door!
This play, the audience in the audience is also elated, Pei Yanzhi played Qiao Xuan on the stage looks like relying on the old and selling the old, hippie smiling face, even when facing Sun Quan, the lord of Wu, he dares to argue with reason, so that Sun Quan has no way to take him, after all, Qiao Xuan's identity is noble, he is the father of Sun Quan's sister-in-law Da Qiao, and he is also the father of Zhou Yu's wife Xiao Qiao, so Sun Quan is also in awe of him, and Qiao Xuan is naturally pampered and arrogant, becoming a very happy Shu Blow.
There was a sound of gongs and drums, and the four eunuchs followed Sun Quan to the stage, and on the other side, Lu Fan came on the stage.
Sun Quan opened his mouth and said, "Let's stay! The queen mother of Shicai passed down the will, and she will face Liu Bei in Ganlu Temple tomorrow." If it is the same, won't it be true to make the fake come true! What is the clever plan of the Qing family?"
Lu Fan arched his hand and said with a smile, "What's so difficult about this, Chitose can order Jia Hua to lead five hundred life school swordsmen to ambush outside Ganlu Temple;
Sun Quan looked treacherous, laughed, and said, "This plan is very good, act according to the plan!"
Sun Quan shook the sleeves of his robe and said, "Arrange a plan to fight the tiger cage,"
Lu Fan also flicked the sleeves of his robe, and then said, "Prepare for the golden hook to catch fish!"
After saying that, the two of them went down from the bottom door together.
The curtain opens.
The four sedan chair men carried Pei Yanzhi back to the house, and when they arrived outside the mansion gate, Pei Yanzhi came out of the "sedan chair", a python robe, and the four sedan chair men got off the field, Qiao Fu greeted him and threw his hand at Pei Yanzhi, but Pei Yanzhi directly threw the water sleeves in front of Qiao Fu, looking unhappy.
Qiao Fu also hurriedly took a few steps back, and went into the house with Pei Yanzhi with a smile.
After entering the mansion, a small seat was placed in the center, Pei Yanzhi sat down, and Qiao Fu stood aside and waited.
Pei Yanzhi sighed, "Heyโโ tomorrow the Queen Mother will face Liu Bei in Ganlu Temple, I think Liu Bei will be pale, if the Queen Mother doesn't see him, she will be harmed by Zhou Lang, this ...... Alas, other people don't care. โ
As soon as Qiao Fu heard this, he covered his face with his sleeve and said a small word, "Hey! I received a gift from others, regardless of other people's idle affairs!
These words reached Pei Yanzhi's ears, and he immediately stood up with a look of shame, pointed at Qiao Fu and scolded, "Ahh
Qiao Fu also knew that it was his own problem, but as the first Shu Fu, he couldn't watch Liu Bei have an accident, so he had to say with a smiling face, "Old Xiangye, you have to think of a clever plan!"
Pei Yanzhi was meditating, "Oh, what can I think of this?"
As he spoke, Pei Yanzhi held his mustache with his hand, his eyes rolled left and right, a smile appeared on his face, and he said, "There is! Qiao Fu is here!"
Pei Yanzhi turned his head, picked up a box on the table, and said, "There is a box of black mustache medicine, I ordered you to send it to the pavilion and hand it over to Uncle Liu Huang, and tell him to dye his beard black overnight, and he will meet tomorrow in Ganlu Temple, go quickly!"
As soon as the first Shu Fu Qiao Fu heard this, he was also happy and smiled, and hurriedly took this box of black beard medicine and was about to go out.
Pei Yanzhi nodded and said, "Slow down, turn around!"
Qiao Fu quickly turned his head back.
Pei Yanzhi groaned for a while, and said, "Go and say to Uncle Liu Huang: I am afraid that he will be deceived before the banquet tomorrow, and order the general to wear armor inside and robes outside, and be prepared but not prepared, and be prepared but not prepared!"
After Qiao Fu listened, he nodded yes, and then after taking two steps, Qiao Fu turned his head, looked at Pei Yanzhi with a blank face, and asked, "Old Xiangye, what did you just say?"
Pei Yanzhi also smiled bitterly and said again, "Prevent but not be prepared, be prepared but not be preparedโโ"
Qiao Fu remembered it this time, and as he walked, he said, "Be prepared, be prepared......
After Qiao Fu stepped down, Pei Yan shook the sleeves of his robe and said, "Oops...... From now on, the old man will no longer be greedy for other people's small profits. Ahem, this is "no matter, no wisdom"!
The audience in the audience was also amused by the wonderful performance of these two people, this is the charm of Peking Opera, but also the charm of the harlequin of Peking Opera, this old gentleman of the harlequin, every word he says, will cause bursts of laughter from everyone, this is ability, who said that the harlequin is not important, there are many times, if there is no harlequin gag, you will feel very boring in a play, just like Li Zhengsu's Mei Pai "Suolin Bag" , the maid Jasper in it, when she was in the third chair, if there was no such person, this play might not be so famous.
After Pei Yanzhi went down, the stage didn't need to be changed, and Zhao Yun kept Liu Bei and went directly to the stage from the door.
Liu Bei frowned, and said, "Come to the land of Eastern Wu,"
Zhao Yun also gestured with his hand on his chest and read, "It's hard work day and night." โ
Liu Bei sat on the small seat, looked at Zhao Yun, and said, "Fourth brother, since you and I came to Dongwu, you and I have not mentioned the matter of recruiting relatives, hey!
At this time, Qiao Fu came to the stage, explained his intentions, and sent the black beard medicine in his hand.
Liu Bei looked happy, asked Zhao Yun to accept it, and then looked at a silver ingot.
After Qiao Fu got the silver, he was also happy, and said, "It's from Jingzhou, it's really generous! A pack of black whisker medicine is a silver ingot." If I say those two words to him again, it will be another ingot. โ
So Qiao Fu continued, "My family master said: Tomorrow in Ganlu Temple, I am afraid that there will be fraud in front of the banquet, so that the general who guards him will wear armor inside and a robe outside, so as to be a precautionary but not prepared, and be prepared but not prepared. โ
When Liu Bei heard this, he was also shocked, and he was also very grateful to Qiao Xuan, so he asked Zhao Yun to reward Qiao Fu with an ingot of silver.
This Qiao Fu probably hasn't seen much money, he said these two words, he saw two ingots of silver, and immediately happily said goodbye, Liu Bei was also polite to let Zhao Yun personally send Qiao Fu out.
When Qiao Fu arrived outside the door, he was greedy, and said, "This person from Jingzhou is really generous, and two sentences are silver and one ingot." โ
Qiao Fu glanced at Zhao Yun who sent him out, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he said with a wicked smile, "Yes! I can't help but say these two sentences to that general, and then I will still be a piece of silver." โ
Then Qiao Fu said to Zhao Yunyan, "Tomorrow in Ganlu Temple, but the general will protect you?"
Although Zhao Yun didn't understand what he meant, he still said politely, "It's exactly below!"
Qiao Fu said with a smug face, "My family said that I am afraid that there will be fraud during the banquet, please ask the general to wear armor inside and robes outside, and be a precautionary but not prepared, prepared but not prepared." โ
After finishing speaking, Qiao Fu looked at Zhao Yun with a look of hope, hoping that Zhao Yun would be able to reward himself with some silver taels like Liu Bei.
But Zhao Yun just bowed his hand slightly, and said lightly, "I know!"
Qiao Fu was a little stunned, and thought that Zhao Yun didn't hear clearly, or didn't understand, so he said, "Please wear armor inside and a robe outside, and be a precautionary but not prepared." โ
As he spoke, Qiao Fu also lit up the silver in his hand.
What a character Zhao Yun is, he originally came out to send Qiao Fu in front of him as Qiao Fu's housekeeper, but this old man Rory has been talking to himself, and he is also clearly asking for bribes, which makes Zhao Yun angry in his heart, shook his sleeves at Qiao Fu, snorted coldly, and said, "Hmph!
After speaking, Zhao Yun turned his head and turned back to the pavilion.
Qiao Fu was stunned for a long time, looked at the silver in his hand, and then looked at the pavilion that closed the door, and then suddenly said, "Oh, this person must not be from Jingzhou, he is not generous at all!"
But he already had two ingots of silver in his hand, and Qiao Fu also stepped down contentedly.
In this paragraph, the audience below is also going to laugh, this Qiao Fu is really meticulous, and he plays a money-greedy housekeeper very well, especially when Liu Bei is watching the reward, he is saying "Don't look at the reward, don't look at the reward!" But the speed of collecting money is faster than anyone else.
And the speed of turning his face in the back is also very fast, and the first Shu boasts a good reputation, when he saw Liu Bei, that flattering look, it is estimated that even his old man didn't know that his old housekeeper still had such a look!
Liu Bei pondered for a moment and said, "Fourth brother, be more careful in Ganlu Temple tomorrow!"
Zhao Yun nodded, "Obey!"
Liu Bei opened his mouth and sang with a sigh,
"Captain Domont is tall,
When will this favor be repaid to him?
Look at the truth and falsehood in the Ganlu Temple,
He told the lonely king to dye his beard overnight.
I'm afraid I'm only afraid of Zhou Lang's tricks,
You and I will be on guard against him. โ
Zhao Yun opened his mouth and said, "My lordโโ"
"Even though Zhou Lang is treacherous,
For the minister's protection, there is no difference. โ
The two monarchs and ministers stepped down together.
The next scene is the core of this play, the blind date in Ganlu Temple, and this scene will be lively.