Chapter 317: "Ganlu Temple" First Shu Blowing (Ask for Subscription!)

Backstage, Pei Yanzhi has changed into a set of costumes, took off the original black python robe, put on a bronze python robe, and wore a pom-pom on his head Wenyang Jiali dragon wings, this body is not as handsome as a black python, but it adds a bit of majesty, after all, he is an important minister of the court, and this blind date is very important.

The scene of the seventh scene is different, there are three tables on the stage, and a chair is placed in front of each table, and the tables and chairs are all covered with yellow table surrounds and chairs, and they look magnificent.

Wu Guotai and Pei Yanzhi were in Ganlu Temple, waiting for Liu Bei's arrival.

After some blowing, Zhao Yun escorted Liu Bei to Ganlu Temple, and at this time Liu Bei had a lot of changes, that is, his mustache, when Liu Bei appeared, he brought three black hairs, three wisps of beard, and the color was white, indicating that this person was old, but he was not old, with a white beard, but now Liu Bei came out with three black wisps of beard, and the color was black, which was the result of using black mustache medicine, and the whole person seemed to be a lot younger.

The eunuch shouted, "Uncle Liu Huang has arrived!"

After Wu Guotai heard it, he said, "Captain welcome!"

Pei Yanzhi came to the door, bowed his hand with Liu Bei, and when he saw Liu Bei's beard turn black, he also laughed proudly, Liu Bei also laughed together, and the two entered the Ganlu Temple together, and Zhao Yun followed closely behind.

Entering the Ganlu Temple, Pei Yanzhi said, "The one sitting above is my Empress Dowager of Wu Guo, go and see you!"

Liu Bei was not polite, he directly stepped forward to make a big salute, and he was about to kneel, and said in his mouth, "The Queen Mother, please come on, Liu Bei will pay a big salute!"

Wu Guotai stretched out his hand, stopped Liu Bei, and said, "Slow down, slow down! You are a member of the Han family, and you dare to worship yourself." ”

This stop made Liu Bei very embarrassed, originally according to his identity and seniority, he didn't have to kneel for a while, after all, he and Sun Jian were both princes of the Eighteenth Road back then, and they were of the same generation, and they came to marry Sun Jian's daughter, even if they were inferior in seniority, but Liu Bei had a dark heart and a thick face, and this kind of thing was not a big deal.

However, being stopped by Wu Guotai, Liu Bei was also unkempt, and the atmosphere was a little embarrassing.

At this time, you can see the benefits of gift-giving.

Pei Yanzhi said with a smile on the side, "Ah, Queen Mother, this new son-in-law always has to worship when he passes through the door!"

This step was given, Liu Bei was already frozen, Wu Guotai didn't want to be worshiped by Liu Bei, so as not to fall into his tongue, but Qiao Xuan, as the master of the first Shu blow, naturally had to take care of Liu Bei repeatedly, who told him to accept the gift from others.

The audience in the audience was also made to laugh by Pei Yanzhi's humor, even old drama fans were made laugh by Pei Yanzhi's performance.

Liu Bei looked suddenly enlightened, hurriedly stepped forward, brushed his beard, lifted his python robe, knelt on his knees, and made a big salute.

Wu Guotai was also helpless, but when he saw the princes of one side, kneeling in front of him, he was quite proud in his heart, even if you are a great hero, you are sad to pass this beauty pass!

Wu Guotai said lightly, "Then I'll be born!" However, the smile on the corner of his mouth showed the pride in Wu Guotai's heart.

Liu Bei stood up and waved his hand at Zhao Yun, Zhao Yun stepped forward, knelt down on one knee, and said, "See the Queen Mother!"

Wu Guotai looked at Zhao Yun's majesty and asked, "Who is this?"

Liu Bei said, "Fourth brother Zhao Yun!"

Wu Guotai nodded and said, "Give a table of wine and go down to the gallery to drink." ”

The big gong hit the head five times, and Zhao Yun retreated!

Wu Guotai said, "Xuan 2,000 years old entered the Buddha hall. ”

Pei Yanzhi said, "Command." Two thousand years old to the Buddha Hall!"

Sun Quan appeared and came to the Buddha hall.

Wu Guotai said, "Son, I've seen Uncle Huang!"

Liu Bei smiled and said, "Wu Hou, please, please!"

Sun Quan was also polite with a false face.

At this time, Pei Yanzhi also came over with a smile on his face and said, "Uncle Huang, please sit, please sit!"

Wu Hou's face changed greatly, he turned his head and glared at Pei Yan, and snorted, Pei Yanzhi also took two steps back with a smile, shook his head and smiled bitterly, this Sun Quan is really careful!

The eunuch next to him brought another chair and put it on the side of the upper door, Wu Guotai sat in the middle, Liu Bei sat on the big side, that is, the direction of the next door, that is the honorable position, Wu Lord Sun Quan sat on the small side, Pei Yanzhi sat next to Sun Quan, this is called a cross chair.

Waiting for everyone to sit down, Wu Guotai spoke, "I have heard for a long time that Uncle Huang is a Miao descendant of the Han family, and the old body has never received the teaching, please tell me more about it." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, I knew that Wu Guotai was an old Jianghu, what is this called now, it is called checking the household registration, in today's words, what are you doing at home?

has a strong sense of seeing his mother-in-law, and he really sweats for Liu Bei.

Liu Bei bowed his hand slightly, and said, "The Queen Mother is not annoying, let me β€”β€” it."

A shout, ready to sing.

"The Queen Mother Wu sits in the Buddha Hall-ahβ€”β€”,

This sentence was sung with charm and high-pitched, and the audience also applauded.

Listen carefully to Liu Bei's description of his homeland:

My ancestor Emperor Gao Xing Yan Han,"

Without waiting for Liu Bei to continue singing, the master of the first Shu blow of the Wu Kingdom stood up and said with a proud face, "Ah, Queen Mother, do you know the foundation of the emperor's uncle?"

Liu Bei saw it and knew that this was his own person, so he smiled slightly, sat down with peace of mind, and listened to Pei Yanzhi's blow...... No, it's about yourself.

Wu Guotai shook his head slightly and said, "I don't know about this future!"

Pei Yanzhi sat on the chair and said proudly, "Uncle Huang is the great-grandson of His Majesty Emperor Jing of Han, the cousin of Liu Biao, King of Jingxiang, and the emperor's uncle today. Wow, please see: born with dragon eyebrows and phoenix eyes, two ears hanging down the shoulders, hands over the knees, it is really worthy of the foundation of the emperor!"

Pei Yan said as he stretched out his thumbs and gestured at Liu Bei, he really deserved to be the master of the first Shu blow, this gift was really not in vain, this passage really lifted Liu Bei to the sky.

Liu Bei on the other side looked ashamed, but his face was red and his face was radiant, hey! Those who know me, Qiao Guolao also! I didn't know that I had so many benefits!

However, Sun Quan, the lord of Wu who was sitting next to Pei Yanzhi, looked at him with disgust from the time Pei Yanzhi said the first sentence, this old thief, you are taking my Wu family's money, and you actually touted the big-eared thief, it is really unreasonable.

Sun Quan snorted, looked at Qiao Xuan, who was shaking his head with disdain, and said, "Oh, he is the root of the emperor?"

Pei Yanzhi stretched out his big finger, nodded, and said, "The root of the emperor!"

Sun Quan rebuked angrily, "What does it have to do with you!"

Pei Yan slapped innocently, looked at the audience, and said, "Then I can talk about it, it doesn't matter!"

The audience was also amused.

Sun Quan shook his sleeves, snorted coldly, and said, "You have a lot of mouths!"

Wu Guotai pointed at Sun Quan and said, "You don't have to say anything!"

Sun Quan and Pei Yanzhi hurriedly surrendered.

The sound of the huqin sounded again, and Liu Bei was ready to show his foundation again.

"The brothers are married in Taoyuan.

Bow to the second brother Guan Meifu,"

At this time, the master of the first Shu blow couldn't help it again, and interrupted Liu Bei's self-expression, and said, "Ah, the queen mother, do you know who Guan Meifu is?"

Wu Guotai also cooperated, and said, "I don't know after this!"

Pei Yanyi sat there with a smug face, shook his head and said, "This person's surname is Guan, his name is Yu, and his word cloud is long, and he is a good person in Puzhou." Since the brother Taoyuan rebelled, he was separated in Xuzhou, and he was helpless and temporarily returned to Cao Ying. That Cao Cao treated him very kindly, a small banquet on three days, a big banquet on five days, gold on the horse, silver on the horse, and ten beauties, all of which were not accepted. Smelling that Uncle Huang had his whereabouts, he hung the seal and sealed the gold at that time, picked up robes in Baqiao, passed five levels, and beheaded six generals, this general is not a little righteous!"

This paragraph of recitation, only to hear the audience in the audience is fascinated, the ancient and modern famous Master Guan is portrayal is incisive, as if this Guan Yunchang is standing in front of everyone, this recitation of the foundation, is really not inferior to the master of Ma back then.

Pei Yanzhi said in the end, his left hand pulled the sleeve of his right hand, and the thumb of his right hand was raised, with a look of admiration.

Liu Bei on the other side also nodded slightly, this gift is really not in vain, this Qiao Guolao is really his own person, this paragraph, when I go back, I must tell my second brother to listen, and the second brother will definitely take Qiao Guolao as a confidant.

Sun Quan sat there, irritable as he listened, and said, "Oh!

Pei Yanzhi also gave a thumbs up and exclaimed, "What righteousness!"

Sun Quan looked disdainful and said, "But you can see it with your own eyes?"

Pei Yanzhi was stunned, but he didn't think so, slapped his palms proudly, and said, "Although I didn't see it with my own eyes, no one knows, oh, who doesn't know!"

Sun Quan was also a little speechless, so he had to whisper, "You sit there and raise your old spirit!"

Pei Yanzhi saw that Sun Quan seemed to be annoyed by himself, so he hurriedly admitted, "Oh, good, good, good!"

Wu Guotai had listened well, but Sun Quan had been interrupting, so he pointed at Sun Quan, and his phoenix eyebrows were upside down, "Hmm?β€”β€”"

Sun Quan hurriedly sat up straight, bowed slightly, and said that he knew.

The sound of the huqin started again, and Liu Bei opened his mouth and continued to sing,

"Baoding's sister-in-law has passed five levels.

The knife slashed the bank of the Yellow River in Qinqi,

Fan Yangyi Dezhang is three. ”

As expected, the owner of Shu Blowing the first stood up again, no, now this is the real First Shu Blow, Qiao Fu is no longer worthy of being called the First Shu Blow, Qiao Xuan is now addicted to blowing, don't say that you give me a gift, even if you don't give me a gift, I will blow you, Uncle Huang, I will blow you.

Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and said, "Ah, Queen Mother, do you know the origin of Zhang Yide?"

Wu Guotai said, "I don't know!"

Okay, what kind of queen mother is this, no one knows!

Pei Yanzhi said triumphantly, "This person's surname is Zhang, his name is Feizi Yide, and he is also from Fanyang, Zhuozhou." This general roared in front of the Dangyang Bridge, so frightened that Cao Cao took away the Qinglong umbrella and killed Xiahou Jie. This general is so majestic, so angry!"

Pei Yanzhi gestured back and forth in front of him with both hands, letting everyone feel Zhang Yide's majesty, and the audience was amused by his performance.

Next to him was angry with Sun Quan, the lord of Wu, "Oh! he is so majestic, so evil?"

Pei Yanzhi nodded frantically and continued to make gestures, "So majestic, so evil!"

Sun Quan was also so angry with him that he had a headache, shook his head and said, "I just said, you don't want to be so wordy." ”

Pei Yanzhi shook his head and said lightly, "It's not my wordiness. ”

"You're so wordy. ”

"It's a good thing!"

"You're so wordy!"

The two actually quarreled on the stage, and they were about to do it,...... That's impossible!

Wu Guo was too angry and scolded, "Hugh is rude!"

The two hurriedly stood up together, owed a debt, and after sitting down, Sun Quan shook his sleeves at Pei Yanzhi, and Pei Yanzhi smiled at the audience with an indifferent face, which caused everyone to laugh, these two, one is cuter than the other.

Sun Quan estimated that he had been thinking in his heart, whose mother is this?

The sound of the huqin sounded again, and Liu Bei was about to sing again.

felt Liu Bei's heartfelt words, "Old Qiao, can you let your buddies finish singing by themselves, although you blow well, but you make me sing unhappily!"

Qiao Xuan said in his heart, "Dude, I'm the protagonist!"

Liu Bei was defeated and retreated!

Master Ma Lianliang is mighty.

"The prestige of the tiger prison is prominent,

Shouted and retreated.

The four disciples are full of guts, "

Without any surprises, Shu Chui spoke again for the first time.

"Ah, Queen Mother, do you know Zhao Zilong's name?" Pei Yanzhi said triumphantly.

This paragraph is a small easter egg in this play, and the whiteness of the horse pie is vividly reflected here.

Still as expected, this queen mother still doesn't know anyone, it is estimated that if you ask him who Sun Quan is, she will also say that she doesn't know.

Pei Yanzhi said, "It's the general of Fangcai, this person's surname is Zhao, his name is Yun, and his name is Zilong, and he is really from Changshan." This general engaged Cao's soldiers in front of Changban Slope and entered Cao's camp, seven in and seven out!"

Sun Quan was not happy at this time, and shouted, "Hey! This is a bad word, I only know three in and three out!"

Pei Yanzhi shook his head and smiled, pulling the sleeve of his left hand with his right hand, pinching the thumb, index finger, and middle finger of his left hand, and gestured a seven, saying, "No, no, no, seven in and seven out!"

Sun Quan waved his hand, stretched out his right hand, gestured a three, and said, "Choke!"

Pei Yanzhi didn't retreat at all, put his left leg on his right leg, put his left thumb, index finger, and middle finger together, compared to the style of seven, a small circle from the inside out, and said, "Seven out and seven in, it's seven in and seven out!"

Sun Quan really had no choice but to point to his mouth and say, "I'm not afraid of spoiling your old mouth!"

Pei Yanzhi smiled slightly, triumphantly gestured to seven, then went inside, went out, and said, "It's originally seven inβ€”seven out!"

Sun Quan had no choice but to flick his sleeves and snort coldly, "Hey!"

The audience in the audience laughed out loud when Pei Yanzhi's paragraph of "seven out and seven in" or "seven in and seven out".