Chapter 343: Thank You
Tai Bai Xing was entangled, his hands were weak, and he didn't dare to fall on Liu Agarwood's back.
Liu Shenxiang, his godson, he would never dare to recognize him, after all, he is the son of the niece of the Jade Emperor.
Although the Jade Emperor will never admit this, the fact of blood relationship is here, and it is not something that he can deny whether he admits it or not.
When he was young, this God-given opportunity to have a relationship with the Jade Emperor, he would never fall into the platinum star.
But now he is old, and he has lost the competitive spirit of his youth.
Besides, with his status in the Jade Emperor's heart, where else can he go? Could it be that the Jade Emperor can still recognize him as his godson?
As soon as this idea came up, Tai Bai Xing himself couldn't help laughing, shook his head and shook off this unrealistic idea, and then Tai Bai Xing was about to throw the hot potato in his arms.
However, at this time, Liu Shenxiang was one step ahead of him and started in advance.
Liu Shenxiang patted Tai Bai Xing's back and called his godfather for a long time, but seeing that Tai Bai Xing still didn't react at all, he was upset, and made a decisive move, pulling Tai Bai Xing's arm that didn't dare to fall, and forcibly let it fall on his back.
Then he squeezed out two tears and continued to pat Tai Baixing's back, telling him his strong thoughts about "godfather".
After a while, Liu Shenxiang, who was talking about her thoughts, suddenly turned her head and pulled to the little jade grandmother who was still being carried by Tai Bai Xing.
"Godfather, you are old, and you are still carrying such a heavy old fox, you must be very tired, right?"
Saying that, Liu Agarwood directly reached out and grabbed Grandma Xiaoyu: "This heavy old fox, let Agarwood help you carry it!"
With a smile on the corner of his mouth, looking at Grandma Xiaoyu who was getting closer and closer, a trace of pride flashed in Liu Shenxiang's eyes, and he saved at least eighty taels in this wave of operations......
Gone?!
Liu Shenxiang looked stunned, and reached out to Grandma Xiaoyu's big hand frozen in mid-air, looking at the palm in front of him that was too platinum and starry, and was a little suspicious of life.
"Pediatric...... Young man, you can't do this body, if you want to help the old man do some heavy work, you must be healthy, your eyes are no different from being blind, isn't that a disservice?"
Tai Bai Xing carried Grandma Xiaoyu in his other hand and shook it in front of Liu Shenxiang, who was very skeptical of life.
Then with the attitude of a passerby, he sighed, patted Liu Shenxiang's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Young man, you must be restrained!"
Liu Agarwood: ≡ (▔_▔) ≡
Liu Shenxiang knew that this time he planted it, and he planted a big heel ruthlessly, and his head was broken and bleeding, which made people look at it as a joke.
This old man is definitely not an ordinary beggar, he must be a peerless master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger.
Even to be bold, this old man is very likely to be Erlang God's subordinates, who specially arrested Xiaoyu's grandmother and came to play and threaten them!
With a vigilant face, looking at Tai Bai Xing carefully, Liu Shenxiang slowly retreated, and stood with Ao Chun and Xiaoyu, sharing the same hatred.
"Who are you, why are you arresting Xiaoyu's grandmother, what do you want to do?"
What do I want to do? What can I do? I want to know what I should do now!
Without the script, Tai Bai Xing's eyes were black, and his eyes frequently looked at the sky, hoping that Zhen Hao could give him a little hint, don't let him be an old guy with not many brain cells, and then get tired of Alzheimer's disease.
Platinum Star: (ˉ『ˉ)
And this action of Tai Bai Xing looking up at the sky from time to time made Liu Shenxiang confirm his conjecture, this old man must be Yang Jian's subordinate!
Thinking of Yang Jian, Liu Shenxiang couldn't help but be angry, and opened his mouth to scold: "Hmph, the subordinates of the dignified Erlang God can still do such shameless things, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, you and Yang Jian are all the way, and they are not good things!"
Yang Jian: Suddenly I hate Liu Agarwood very, very much!
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Chang'e looked at Yang Jian as if her face was expressionless, but she couldn't tell what kind of handsome face she had become, and her lips opened slightly, wanting to say something good to Liu Shenxiang.
But when the words came to his mouth, he couldn't say anything, after all, it was indeed Liu Shenxiang who went too far this time, and Yang Jian was also his own uncle.
Forcibly pulling out a smile on his face, Chang'e reached out and hugged Yang Jian's arm, warming his cold heart with her warm embrace.
In fact, she was still afraid that Yang Jian couldn't help it, and the three-pronged and two-edged knife was thrown from the sky by mistake, killing Liu Shenxiang's open-mouthed guy.
Under the clouds, Tai Bai Xing was pleasantly surprised, he found the next suitable person to take over his shift!
"You...... How do you know that I'm a subordinate of Erlang God! I'm so well disguised!"
Pointing at Liu Agarxiang with trembling fingers, Tai Bai Xing looked panicked, and looked at Liu Agarxiang with a shocked gaze, unbelievable and a little amazed.
Liu Agarwood:(→_→)
Eighth Prince Ao Chun: (→_→)
The acting skills in the first half were exaggerated, and Liu Shenxiang said that he was even a little skeptical of his guess.
But in the second half, the old man's acting skills suddenly soared from a trick to an actor, his eyes were playful, and he could understand it at a glance.
This tangled scene appeared on the face of the same old man at the same time, which made Liu Shenxiang wonder if he had met a master with a sick brain.
In this world, a neurotic can also cultivate into a big man?
In fact, this is not difficult to understand, because Tai Bai Xing was indeed acting in the first half, and the acting was really bad.
But the sudden change in acting skills in the second half of this is not because he found any tricks, but because this is his true feelings.
didn't act at all, let alone poor acting skills.
Tai Bai Xing can already imagine that after Yang Jian and himself change the guard for a while, Liu Shenxiang, an unlucky child with an unobtrusive mouth, will be cleaned up by Yang Jian.
I'm afraid that if I don't have to be pressed to the ground on the spot, I will grind it into small cakes.
No, I can't help it, hurry up and change the guard, I want to watch the show!
Tai Baixing, who couldn't wait to see his uncle beating his nephew, raised his head to the sky and shouted, "Yang...... Erlang Zhenjun, I've been discovered, come down quickly!"
Jiro God is also here?!
Liu Shenxiang and the three of them were shocked, among which Liu Shenxiang had the most number, what he just said wouldn't be heard by Erlang God, right?
Liu Shenxiang suddenly woke up, and he suddenly understood the meaning in the old man's eyes just now......
In the sky, Zhen Hao glanced at Yang Jian, who was blackened because he was forcibly driven to the shelves by Tai Bai Xing, and the corners of his mouth rose: "Go, Erlang Zhenjun, now it's your turn to appear." ”
Yang Jian didn't answer, kept silent, and stood with a three-pronged and two-edged knife, the meaning was very clear, he didn't want to be embarrassed.
"Bang Bang Bang~!"
On the side, Zhen Hao held the golden terminal in one hand, gently patted the palm of the other hand, did not speak, looked at Yang Jian playfully, and glanced at Chang'e beside Yang Jian from time to time who was staring at the terminal with a curious face.
Black, Yang Jian's face was three points darker, and he had the intention to disregard his face and tear his face with Zhen Hao.
It's just that not only did the Three Holy Mothers have to rely on Zhen Hao to save them, but they also ...... He is not alone now, she already has Chang'e, and he can't ignore Chang'e's feelings.
In the final analysis, Yang Jian was still afraid that the dirty things he had done when he was a child would make Chang'e disgusted and leave him.
What? Thousands of years ago? What else is there to be angry about?
Confused!
When a woman turns over old accounts, she doesn't calculate it based on how long it takes you to make a mistake, but how long she remembers.
Helpless in his heart, impotent and furious +1, Yang Jian patted Chang'e's little hand, and then stepped forward, with full of anger, wanting to talk to Liu Shenxiang.
"Wait, I've got a script for you here. ”
Yang Jian shuddered, looking at the bright smile on Zhen Hao's face on the side, and felt bad.
Under the clouds, Tai Bai Xing was carrying the old fox with miscellaneous hair in one hand, and the other hand was on his forehead, pulling his neck and looking at the sky, waiting for Yang Jian to save him, to save him, the poor old man who was about to be forced into Alzheimer's.
"Huh~!"
A sound of breaking the air sounded suddenly, and Tai Bai Xing blinked his old eyes and took a closer look, only to see a three-pronged and two-edged knife shining silver in the sunlight falling from the sky.
This is Yang Jian's three-pronged and two-edged knife, he really came down!
Liu Agarwood and the three of them panicked, looking at each other, not knowing what to do.
On weekdays, don't look at how tough Liu Agarwood and Ao Chun, the eighth prince of the East China Sea, are tough, if there is nothing to do, first express their disdain for Yang Jian.
This has even become their daily routine, as if Yang Jian, the dignified number one general in the Heavenly Realm——— is a weak chicken that anyone can handle.
But in fact, Yang Jian's subordinates are really . The dog-legged whistling dog is not something they can handle, and half of the whole play is being chased by it.
In the final analysis, it's just a teenager who loves face, bragging or something, who didn't do it when he was a child?
It's just that this time they were unlucky, and the bragging criticism happened to be seen by the owner of the cow, and now people are coming to chat with them.
"Boom~!"
The three-pronged and two-edged knife fell to the ground, and a deafening roar sounded, the mountain stones exploded, the dust flew, and the small stones that sputtered out were like bullets under the huge impact, filling the sky...... All of them hit Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun: ... ( _ _)ノ|
This is Yang Jianqi who pulled him into the water by himself, and he had nothing to do with him, taking the opportunity to take revenge on himself.
Taishang Laojun understood in seconds, a faint fairy power shrouded his body, and the small pebbles hit him, and he didn't feel a little pain, and it was not as strong as the massage.
However, the face that should be given still has to be given.
"Ahhh~!This stone is so powerful, it hurts the old man to death! Oops~! It really hurts!"
Taishang Laojun rolled on the ground with his head in his arms, wailing in his mouth, and his old face was extremely distorted, as if he was ...... No, the witnesses said that it was not like it at all.
Whether it's the performance or the lines, it's so exaggerated that it's almost numb, and it looks really embarrassing.
It's so embarrassing that people use their toes to dig out a three-bedroom apartment.
"Useless things, don't go back quickly, it's embarrassing!"
The angry shouts exploded, and then a gust of wind blew, taking away the dust that the three-pronged and two-edged knife fell from the sky, revealing a three-eyed beautiful boy.
Pretty boy is dressed in a white Confucian costume and looks polite, not like a general, more like a scholar.
Although he is a reader whose lungs are about to explode.
Yang Jian didn't wear battle armor today, on the one hand, he couldn't use it at all, and on the other hand, he still couldn't use it at all.
With Zhen Hao here, it's just to save someone, and he doesn't need to make a move, and no one stops him, what kind of armor is he wearing?
The reunion of brother and sister should be warmer, so he specially chose a white dress, and even had an ink folding fan in his gift ring.
On the other hand, although Yang Jian didn't expect to meet Agarwood and his party here, if he fights a few weak chickens, he still needs to wear armor and go all out.
I'm sorry, he Yang Jian can't afford to lose this person.
It's hurtful, but it's true, and it's not useful.
"Okay, the little one will leave right away!"
Although it was a little inappropriate to laugh at this time, Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but laugh out loud, and his old face smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum.
Later, for fear that Yang Jian would take advantage of him again, he didn't speak to Yang Jian, and got up to go to the sky to watch the play.
Suddenly, his hands trembled a little, and Tai Bai Xing looked down, and it turned out that the old fox he was carrying in his hand and was knocked out by him woke up.
Hurriedly stuffing this fox into Yang Jian's hand, Tai Bai Xing rose into the air with a bright smile and returned to the audience.
The big guys at the scene were gathered, a poor weak and helpless thousand-year-old fox was pinched in the hands of the big guy, and the thoughts of revenge or not were gone, she was only afraid now, and she just wanted to live in this chaotic scene.
The old fox gritted his teeth reluctantly, and smiled at Yang Jian, who was looking at him with disgust, and showed a fox who was so standard that it couldn't be more standard.
In ancient and modern times, people at home and abroad like to say that the treacherous appearance of people laughing is a fox laughing.
In fact, although the fox does have a little more bad water than other animals, there is one thing to say, and people look good when they laugh.
When Jean, the kind of little Fuli who is very good-looking in itself is the kind of little Fuli who is very good-looking, such as Xiaoyu.
As for the old pearl yellow people like Grandma Xiaoyu, shriveled and tasteless, and an old fox with a colorful body, forget it.
Therefore, Yang Jian's brows furrowed even deeper, his eyes narrowed slightly, the scarlet killing intent flashed in his eyes, and his big hand couldn't help but hold the three-pronged and two-edged knife inserted in the side, and he had the idea of hacking the old fox to death with a halberd.
"Don't! Don't hurt my grandma! Please, don't hurt my grandma!"
Guarding Yang Jian tightly, and at the same time glancing at his grandmother's Xiaoyu from time to time, he was the first to notice Yang Jian's small action of wanting to kill the old fox.
The mentality exploded instantly, a handful of snot and tears, crying and shouting to rush towards Yang Jian.
Eye disease and quick hand ......
No, it was Liu Shenxiang, who was wrapped around Xiaoyu's slender waist with a big hand, hurriedly tightened his arm, and at the same time, the other arm also hurriedly went up, stopping Xiaoyu's head-giving behavior.
"Yang Jian, because you are still the famous Erlang Zhenjun, bullying other people's orphans and widows, don't you want to have a little face?"
This time, Liu Shenxiang, who was really about to stop Xiaoyu, panicked, opened his mouth and scolded Yang Jian loudly, and stood on the commanding heights of morality.
It's a pity that this trick doesn't work at all, who is Xiaoyu?
They're all goblins!
Xiaoyu is just that, the setting is an ignorant, kind-hearted and beautiful little Fuli.
But her grandmother and her parents are not good at stubble, you must know that Wanguo Mountain was not called Wanguo Mountain in the early years, its original name was Wanshuang Mountain.
There are tens of thousands of human bones buried in the mountain, and the ground is pale and barren.
Where did these white bones come from? It was Xiaoyu, her father, her grandmother, and the countless foxes.
At the beginning, Xiaoyu's father and mother were greedy for a while, and when Tang Seng was studying scriptures in the west, she hit Tang Seng's idea and wanted to ask for an immortality.
It's a pity that his skills are not as good as monkeys, mixed in a group of miscellaneous soldiers, and he was directly beaten into a puddle of meat by Sun Wukong, and he didn't even have a chance to report his home.
That is, from this day, when she escaped with her life because of diarrhea, Grandma Xiaoyu changed this Ten Thousand Skulls Mountain to Ten Thousand Cave Mountain.
Incognito, growing his power, working hard to cultivate, and at the same time dreaming that one day he can personally slash Sun Wukong.
If they are orphans and widows, what are the real orphans and widows?
Yang Jian was sluggling, and he had the heart to talk to Liu Shenxiang, but when the words came to his mouth, he suddenly felt a little excited, and after thinking about it, he decided not to say anything.
With an expressionless face, cold eyes, and a faint voice: "You are really a little clever, how can you see that I am shameless?"
......
The scene fell silent, and everyone looked at Yang Jian blankly, as if they were meeting this legendary Erlang God for the first time.
Liu Shenxiang opened his mouth wide, his expression was sluggish, full of disbelief, his fingers were the same as convulsions, and he pointed at Yang Jian tremblingly, his brain was blank, he couldn't speak, he was short of words for a while, and Nuo Nuo was speechless.
Lilac, who was hiding behind the big stone, opened her mouth wide and looked at Yang Jian blankly.
She couldn't believe that this man who said that he was shameless was the legendary heroic Shenwu Erlang Zhenjun.
That's so ...... It's so exciting!
What's so good about a well-behaved and legalistic immortal, only such a true temperament is the immortal in her mind!
Clove: o((>ω<))o
Xiaoyu and her grandmother are desperate, the first general of the dignified Heavenly Court, the legendary Erlang Zhenjun is shameless, do they still have a way to live?
Ao Chun, the eighth prince of the East China Sea, this stupid child...... It's really stupid, and it's still in the posture of drawing the sword, ready to ...... at any time
In fact, he didn't know what he was preparing, could it be that he could really take this little broken sword to fight Erlang God?
Don't make a fuss, I've talked about it a few times, don't just drink alcohol, eat more food, and talk nonsense every day.
However, there is one thing to say, Zhen Hao feels that Yang Jian can make such a big change, and the ultimate credit is still on himself.
If it weren't for him destroying Yang Jian's self-esteem again and again, and sending out a direct impact to Yang Jian's heart again and again, with Yang Jian's original face-saving character, it is estimated that he would be dead, and he would never be able to say such a thing.
Yang Jian: Thank you so much!
Zhen Hao: ()^))