Chapter 342: Gluttony
"Grandma?!"
Liu Shenxiang and Ao Chun, the eighth prince of the East China Sea, looked stunned, and Lilac, who was dressed as a man, was frightened, and her souls were about to fly, and her feet were soft, and she fell.
But fortunately, there was a big stone next to Lilac, and her whole body leaned against the big stone, which barely maintained her face and did not collapse to the ground on the spot.
But she definitely couldn't run away, and she didn't scare her urine on the spot, or because of the fake spell in her heart that "learned something", which gave her a little confidence.
This bit of confidence turned into a bridge to the heart, supporting Lilac's fragile little liver that could fall at any time.
In today's parlance, it's a heart bypass.
In fact, the current Lilac also found that things seemed to be a little wrong, but instead of discovering that she was actually a fake with no skills, she found that the so-called "Calling the Wind and Rain" spell was a parallel commodity that could no longer be watered.
Although it seems to be a huge momentum, and the wind is howling at every turn, it is actually useless at all, and can only scare and scare people.
Bah!Soft-footed shrimp!useless thing!Damn stinky Taoist, wait until my aunt and grandmother go back and see if I don't break your legs!
Lilac was so angry that her chest rose and fell, and the eldest lady's temper came up, and she had already brewed ten thousand clever plans to clean up that stinky Taoist priest.
It's like a wonderful frog seed eating a wonderful crispy horn, and entering the wonderful house of Mi Wonderful, which is wonderful.
But no matter how good the idea is, it is also an idea, if you want to take revenge, you have to go home first, and now it is imperative to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
"The wind is coming, the wind is coming, the wind is coming!"
The little lilac girl roared in her heart, whispered in her mouth, and her face was strong and calm, wanting to blow a strong wind from the bottom up again and lift Xiaoyu's skirt...... The layers of leaves under the skirt disturbed everyone's sight, and she took the opportunity to quickly slip away.
Screenwriter Gou: Phew, shameless, black-hearted costumes and props, you are delusional!
However, the heavens did not fulfill people's wishes, perhaps because the screenwriter Gou was not pleasing to the eye when he looked at the costumes and props, or he also felt that he had written Xiaoyu's life too miserably, and felt a little guilty about it, and did not agree to this uprising.
So, in exchange for a confused lilac, he looked at the clove on his finger in a daze, and wanted to cry without tears in his heart.
"Calling the wind and rain" Big brother, it's me Lilac who has eyes and no beads, I shouldn't look down on you, I shouldn't say that you're useless, and I shouldn't say that you're a soft-footed shrimp.
You are very hard, you are not soft at all, please be kind and hurry up and save the poor child!
Lilac cried, this time she was really about to cry, now even this useless spell has failed, she is a beautiful little girl, between this group of princes and fox spirits, how can she live!
Clove: /(ćoć)/~~
But Lilac is just worried in vain, scaring herself.
In fact, except for Zhen Hao and his party in the heavenly audience, the few people standing below didn't pay attention to her.
Ao Chun, the eighth prince of the East China Sea, looked vigilant, and looked at the old beggar played by Tai Baixing with a serious face, his hand was already on the hilt of the sword.
Little Fuli Xiaoyu, with big eyes and teary eyes, stared pitifully at her grandmother who was carrying the bamboo pole on Tai Bai Xing's shoulder, and subconsciously wanted to pounce on her feet.
The only relative in this world does not know whether he is alive or dead, which makes little Furi very sad, and she feels a faint pain in her heart, as if something is blocked.
Liu Agarwood, this guy stood in front of Xiaoyu, and used his strength to eat, hugging Xiaoyu tightly, not letting her get close to the unknown old beggar.
It's just that although Xiaoyu Xiu is miserable, the agarwood is even more unbearable compared to her.
Holding Xiao Yu in both hands, with his head on Xiao Yu's heart, he used the physics knowledge he had not learned to barely support Xiao Yu's continuous progress.
"Yang Jian, your little nephew is not simple, he learned to have unclean hands and feet at a young age, but he is really a rare silver talent. ā
In the sky, Zhen Hao could see clearly that although Liu Shenxiang's cultivation was not as good as Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu did not use his demonic power, so it would be a little difficult to block, but he would definitely not be so blushing as he is now.
To put it bluntly, this Liu Agarwood is pretended, and his face is not red, I don't know if his hands are deliberate, but that head must be deliberate.
Hehe, it's another freshly baked big pig's trotter, or a big pig's trotter with ideas.
"Hmph~!
Yang Jian snorted coldly, ignoring Zhen Hao, who was teasing him, looked at Liu Shenxiang's eyes more and more unkindly, unpleasant +3, and a series of "-1s" kept popping up above his head, which was his favorability towards Liu Agarxiang.
Chang'e was not angry, and even looked at Liu Shenxiang happily with a red face, covering her mouth and snickering, the meaning she wanted to express couldn't be more obvious.
This kid is really promising, really like his father!
Under the clouds, after Liu Agarwood dragged and dragged him, his hands and feet were not clean, coupled with his sharp teeth and sweet words, he finally temporarily dispelled the idea of Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu wanting to retrieve his grandmother's "remains".
Later, Liu Shenxiang used a warm stove posture to hug Xiaoyu, who was crying and tearful, and put her little head in her arms for a while to rub and comfort.
Ao Chun, the eighth prince of the East China Sea: What's the matter? It's all this plot, and you're still abusing dogs?
Sensing the dissatisfaction of the crown prince Ao Chun, Liu Shenxiang turned around and glanced at Ao Chun on the side with a very unbeaten look, and then pointed to Xiaoyu in his arms.
Liu Agarwood: Alas, there is no way to be handsome, the little girl just holds on to it and doesn't let go, it's very hot.
The eighth prince Ao Chun also saw the meaning of "understood" Liu Shenxiang, and nodded with a sad face, saying that Xiaoyu even the only relative now has an unknown life and death, which is really pitiful, and he really needs to be comforted.
Agarwood: (ā'??' ā)
"Hmph~!"
In the sky, Yang Jian couldn't help but snort coldly again, and tightened the three-pronged and two-edged knife in his hand, eager to go down on the spot now and kill this shameless thing.
On the side, Chang'e glanced at Yang Jian, continued to smile at her aunt, and looked at the agarwood on the ground: This kid is too promising!
Under the clouds, after Liu Shenxiang was indifferently stunned, he glanced at the eighth prince Ao Chun, and gestured to Tai Baixing, and then the two entered the private chat mode at the same time.
Liu Shenxiang: Ao Chun, your cultivation is the highest, you go to explore the tone of this strange old beggar and see what his way of coming from.
The eighth prince Ao Chun nodded, didn't speak, and sent a clear one.
Liu Shenxiang was very relieved to see this, this group leader felt quite good, especially since there was such a neat Ao Chun under his subordinates, and Ao Chun would let him do things......
"Qiang~!"
The subtle sound of drawing the sword out of the sheath came, Liu Shenxiang turned his head stiffly, looked at Ao Chun who was waiting with all his might, his little head was full of big question marks, and he chatted privately again.
Liu Shenxiang: No, I just asked you to probe the mouth, what are you doing with your sword? What if we can't beat him!
However, in the eyes of the eighth prince Ao Chun's astigmatism, the private chat he saw was like this: Ao Chun, I'm going to go over to find out this beggar's mouth right away, are you ready? You must protect me in the back!
Liu Shenxiang believes in himself so much, and hands over his back to himself so reassuringly, he must go all out!
Thinking in his heart, he was very moved, Ao Chun tightened his mouth, nodded at Liu Shenxiang with a firm face, and replied to a private chat.
Eighth Prince Ao Chun: Agarwood, you can go boldly with confidence, I am ready, I will definitely protect you in the back!
Liu Shenxiang: (+_+) ?
Who wants you to protect me? I'm letting you go! What kind of eyes are you? Is there something wrong with the dragon's eyes?!
Liu Shen was anxious, and a villain in his heart drank āāā "key"!
Then the camera shifts to a cave somewhere in the west that looks very unsimple.
A pure gold, dazzling, diamond-encrusted keyboard felt the call of the master, and trembled constantly, and after a while, the preheating was completed, turning into a streamer, breaking through the rock wall, and heading straight for Liu Agarwood.
In the Huashan scene, Liu Agarwood stroked the gorgeous and very useful keyboard in his hand, and recalled the invincible scene when he had one key in his hand and everyone in the world trembled under his keys, and the vast qi in his heart gushed out, and he felt as if he was back at the top.
Smiling and looking down at the pure gold dazzling diamond-encrusted keyboard in his hand, Liu Shenxiang sighed with emotion: "Old friend, are you still willing to fight on the battlefield with me?"
When the words fell, the keyboard in Liu Shenxiang's hand trembled wildly, and the joy was overflowing, it couldn't wait, and it was ready to go into battle again to kill the enemy.
"Good! good!"
was very relieved in his heart, Liu Agarwood was overjoyed, and called "good" three times in a row, and then looked at Ao Guang, who was ready to attack at any time, and his eyes gradually became cold.
"Old friend, today we will educate this dragon cub with astigmatism in his eyes......"
Before the cruel words were finished, he felt that someone in the outside world was pulling him, and Liu Agarwood's consciousness returned.
When he looked down, he saw Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu's big watery eyes, looking at himself pitifully, so that he couldn't help but want to hold and take a bite.
Obviously, this little Fuli Xiaoyu can't wait, she wants to confirm whether her grandmother is dead or alive as soon as possible. Then she can determine whether she will breathe a sigh of relief in the script below, or cry and live happily with Liu Agarwood from now on.
After all, on this hot day, lying in someone's arms, it's really hot.
Liu Shenxiang's side, the heart trembled when he was seen by Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu's big eyes, machismo broke out, he was hungry for others, and he wanted to show it, so he forgot about the good brother keyboard in his heart in a blink of an eye, and looked at the lovely person in his arms with tenderness.
"Xiaoyu, don't worry, see if I take your milk immediately...... Grandma rescued!"
Xiaoyu was moved in her heart, tears welled up in her eyes, and she couldn't wait to make a personal promise to Liu Shenxiang on the spot.
With a strong smile, Liu Shenxiang rubbed Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu's head, with an affectionate expression: "Good, you stand here and don't move, I'll buy you a grandma back." ā
After that, Liu Shenxiang turned around, got rid of Xiaoyu's complicated mood, and with a kind of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone, he will not return", and finally walked to the drowsy and almost thankful Tai Bai Xing who was waiting in front of him.
Liu Shenxiang came up and arched his hand first, and then asked politely with a smile: "Excuse me, this old man, I don't know where this fox behind you came from?"
"Huh?"
Tai Bai Xing woke up from his drowsiness, smashed his mouth, and looked at Liu Shenxiang with sleepy eyes, feeling a little unhappy.
It's just a probing mouth, the three of them are grinding and chirping there for a long time, don't ask when he is awake, and don't wait for him to wake up and ask, but wait for him to be sleepy and comfortable, and ask when he dreams of his own red clothes, isn't this looking for smoke?
"Where do you care where Lao Tzu came from! Little brat, you don't know how to respect the old and love the young, your family is big...... How did your dad teach you?"
Sulking in his heart, Tai Bai Xing's mouth almost offended a large number of people, but fortunately, although others are old, their brains are still sober, and they reacted in time to save this crisis that scared him out of a cold sweat.
After all, strictly speaking, Yang Jian, the Three Holy Mother, and even the Jade Emperor are all members of the Agarwood family, and all of them are existences that he can't afford to provoke.
In the past few years, Tai Bai Xing has seen too many people end up miserably because they can't control their mouths.
What? Who do you say?
Isn't Jin Chanzi a little disagreeing with the Buddha's teachings, and as a result, he was forcibly arranged to learn scriptures?
At this time, Liu Shenxiang's face was a little not good-looking, his father raised him with a lantern, although he also felt that his father was very cowardly, and he didn't dare to go out to save his mother, but just think about these ideas by himself, he will never allow others to say that he is his father.
This kind of psychology is the same as how you always complain about how bad your school is, how rubbish it is, and you are extremely disdainful of it in your heart. But when someone complains, you feel as if you've been insulted.
But...... Liu Shenxiang looked back at Xiao Yu with an expectant look on the cute little face behind him, and suddenly felt that he could endure it for a while.
Ho~tui!Men are really big pig's trotters!
Liu Shenxiang sighed twice, grinned and said: "It's my fault for disturbing your rest, uncle, I won't compensate you here." ā
Saying that, Liu Shenxiang bowed deeply to Tai Bai Xing and bowed.
Seeing this, Tai Baixing nodded reluctantly, then took off the bamboo pole on his shoulder, and carried the little jade grandmother who was holding the tail of the bamboo pole in his hand.
"My fox, as it happens, was hungry when the old beggar was hungry, so I wanted to find some wild fruits in the back mountain to satisfy my hunger, but as soon as I arrived at the place, an old fox who had fainted fell from such a big tree. ā
Tai Bai Xing: Holding your hands openly, such a big .jpg
Didn't die!
Xiaoyu was pleasantly surprised, her grandmother was still alive, and she was not a lonely fox.
Liu Agarwood was excited and surprised, Xiaoyu and her grandmother were still alive, saving a grandmother who was already cold, Xiaoyu only owed him a few taels of silver, but if he saved a living grandmother, Xiaoyu owed him, it would be a favor!
As the saying goes, people pay for their favors......
Lilac continued to shiver and was about to pee.
Only Ao Chun was expressionless at the scene, still staring at Tai Bai Xing vigilantly, and the long sword in his hand was ready to be unsheathed at any time.
Tai Bai Xing's old eyes looked Liu Shenxiang up and down, and the corners of his mouth rose, more like an old fox than the little jade grandma in his hand.
Carrying Xiaoyu's grandmother to Liu Shenxiang's side, she said enthusiastically: "What, Shaoxia, are you interested in this old fox?" If you like it, then we will sell it to you, anyway, I will use it to go to the tavern for some food." ā
"Instead of being slaughtered by the bad owner of the tavern, you might as well buy it. ā
Tai Bai Xing looked flattering, and the idea he said was exactly what Agarwood wanted, and it stands to reason that at this time, he should be the same as Xiaoyu, jumping three feet high happily.
But Agarwood sold lanterns with his father when he was a child, and he had already cultivated a good ability to observe words and colors.
The light that flashed in Tai Baixing's eyes just now, Liu Shenxiang could see it clearly, not only was he not a little happy at this time, but he even felt a little bad.
With a vigilant face, Liu Shenxiang clutched his money bag: "How much do you want." ā
Tai Bai Xing didn't answer, stretched out his thumb and index finger, compared an eight, and shook it in front of Liu Shenxiang and his party.
"Eight taels of silver, it's a bit much......"
Liu Agarwood's little face was entangled, touching his money bag that was not full, and he felt a little distressed.
But looking back at Xiao Yu's pitiful big eyes, for Xiao Yu's body...... Friendship, Liu Shenxiang still gritted his teeth and took off the shriveled money bag, and said with a painful face: "Okay, eight taels is eight taels, I bought it!"
After that, so as not to make the meat more painful at night, Liu Shenxiang was ready to pay and leave immediately.
Liu Agarwood agreed to the deal, but Tai Bai Xing didn't have a little joy on his face, and once again looked at Liu Agarwood seriously from beginning to end, and finally threw over a caring look for the mentally retarded.
"Young man, look at my old face. ā
"What's wrong?"
"Do you think I look like your father......?"
"Godfather!!"
Looking at Liu Shenxiang, who was bowing to him, his friends were stunned, too Bai Jinxing was stunned, Zhen Hao and his party in the sky were stunned, Chang'e was slightly open, Yang Jian's face was dark, and the three-pronged and two-edged knife in his hand creaked.
Who is looking for the actor in this TM? What about the script! Why not follow the script!
"Ahem, what, I'm not your godfather, you recognize the wrong person. ā
Tai Bai Xing was panicked, this Liu Agarwood didn't follow the script, which disrupted all the plots that followed, how would he act next?
Who is going to tell him about this poor, weak and helpless old actor?
"No, I looked, you're like my godfather!"
In the face of Tai Bai Xing's dry and slightly weak rejection, Liu Shenxiang looked determined, and his eyes were full of determination: "Godfather, have you forgotten? I am Liu Shenxiang, I am your godson Liu Shenxiang!"
As he spoke, Liu Shenxiang stepped forward in two steps and directly hugged the bewildered Tai Bai Xing in his arms.
With tears in his eyes, his big hand vigorously slapped Tai Bai Xing's thin back, and the slap was called a "pop".
Tai Bai Xing's two arms were fluffed, and he was at a loss, not knowing whether he should hold it or not.