We went upstairs, and just about to close the door, suddenly I saw a black shadow flash into the room, and looked closely, isn't this a good friend of little Zhenzhen, a little kitten.

What does this beast want to do? Hey, wait, if we go back to the roots, we have to be relatives, and it seems appropriate for me to call it that old.

Su Er asked, "Is it hungry? I'm afraid it won't be full just by eating dragon fruit." ”

Unexpectedly, the cat came in and stalked around, and jumped on the sofa and sat there. Ouch, although it's true that we're relatives, you're a little too familiar.

I was about to go up and blow it away, Xi Fan came out of the bathroom, and saw that we were all staring at the sofa, and he also looked around, "Brother Li, did you buy a new cat?" The black cat was still lying cross-legged, but when he saw Xi Fan suddenly stand up, his eyes staring at him directly, and licking his lips.

I looked at Xi Fan, "You know?"

I thought it was Xi Fan who fed the wild cat at the Han family's shop, so it showed interest in Xi Fan. Xi Fan shook his head, "I haven't seen it." ”

I was about to go up and catch the black cat, when suddenly, the black cat spoke, "Boy, be respectful." ”

Su Er was stunned for a moment, then patted me on the back and smiled: "Your relative, hahahaha, go knock one." ”

At this time, we all know that this black cat is not ordinary, it is definitely a monster, but we have long regarded ourselves as monsters now, so we are not surprised to see monsters, I stupidly walked to the front and asked: "Uncle Cat, what are your roads?"

When the black cat saw me approaching, he raised his front paws and smeared my face, but it was a pity that it kept its hand and did not show its paws, or I would have to break it.

"Hmph, call me the second uncle. ”

I covered my face, looked back at them, and then looked at the black cat, I was so angry in my heart, I reached out and wanted to give it a sample, and the second uncle, if you don't eat that little dragon fruit today, Lao Tzu will not be a tengu.

The black cat was agile, and jumped out at once, jumping in a few steps, and actually jumped from the windowsill to the air conditioner. I was trying to find a broom to knock it down, but the phone rang, and I picked it up while tugging at the broom.

"Stinky boy. "It's my old man's phone.

I didn't feel angry and said, "What's the matter, grandpa, I'm busy." ”

The old man heard that I was out of breath, and said that he was busy, and he laughed evilly, "Disturbing you and my granddaughter-in-law?" Then I'll call you later, half an hour is enough." ”

I put down my broom, what does this old rascal think every day!" ”

When the old man heard me say this, he seemed to be a little disappointed, "Ah, by the way, the girl Su called me in front of the head and told me what happened to you last time, and I didn't want to go in my heart, and I also persuaded you, you kid just threw it in the sewer and locked it up for a few days without braids." ”

I peeked at Su Er, this girl was quite thoughtful, and she took the initiative to report to my grandfather about it. But what does it mean to throw the sewer off for a few days without braids, can you bear to throw you down and try.

The old man continued, "I thought, you have enough men now, but it is enough to see if you do encounter some danger, so I went back to my house and asked for a helper for you." ”

"What helper? "What kind of family?" "How can we still have our own family, I haven't heard of any brothers and sisters when I beat my grandfather, and my father is the only one."

"It should be your place now, in terms of seniority, it's too high, but it's two, you just call it the second master. ”

I'm a little confused, my family's helper, seniority, and second uncle?

I suddenly looked up at the black cat and asked cautiously, "Two, second master?" The black cat snorted.

The old man continued on the other side of the phone: "This second master has been practicing for many years, but he is not interested in the art of transformation, so what he has been refining is the true body of the body, and according to your words, his combat effectiveness is off the charts." With it, Su Yatou can also rest assured. Well, if you get it, I'll hear back. ”

"Grandpa, the second uncle you are talking about, is it a black cat with green eyes? ”

"Ah yes, but it's not all black, you forgot our logo, there are a handful of white hairs on the top of your brain. ”

I looked at the second master on the top of the air conditioner again, and took a closer look, alas, I'll go, there is really a piece of hair on the top of its brain that is not so black, and the dare is dirty, and the white hair is dyed black.

I whispered, "What's inside, grandpa, the second uncle is at my house." ”

"Oh, I've already received it, that's good, then I'll rest assured, and besides, you have to hurry up with Su Yatou. ”

"Smack" I hung up the phone, turned my head to Su Er and said, "Don't be happy, it's my relative, it's also your relative, call it the second uncle." ”

The black cat saw that I already knew its identity, and it was just a small jump, and it jumped off the top of the air conditioner, landing steadily, without stumbling, if it wasn't dirty, it would have scored a full score.

"Second uncle, you... Are you a tengu?"

The black cat sat back on the couch, "Nonsense, aren't you also a tengu?" ”

I waved my hand, "No, I mean, you're a tengu with a demonic personality?"

The black cat licked its paws and nodded at me.

I excitedly opened the curtain and said, "What, while the moonlight is right tonight, you can give a performance." ”

As soon as the words fell, I didn't know how the black cat got up, kicked me in the face with a flying kick on the back foot, and then landed, went back to the sofa, and licked its paws.

I covered my face and said aggrievedly: "Didn't you say that we can swallow the moon? I don't have this ability, and I can't dare to love you?"

The black cat looked at me, "Whatever swallows the moon, it's all a lie." ”

Su Er was interested when she heard it, she liked to study these things the most, and she sat next to her and asked what was going on, the black cat was very kind to Su Er, and put on a spectrum and said: "The girl of the Su family is right, a very good girl." ”

After listening to the explanation of the second uncle, we realized that the so-called tengu eating the moon is a beautiful misunderstanding at all. It is said that we used to have an ancestor relative, who liked to stand on the edge of the cliff and practice against the moon every night, and all monsters had to practice against the sun and moon, but the sun was too domineering, and who would not suffer from heat stroke if he basked in the sun for a long time.

Therefore, the monsters are more inclined to cultivate against the moonlight, although the effect is not as good as the daylight, but it is very soft. The old ancestor was cultivating, a little tired, so he opened his mouth and yawned, and it happened to be a lunar eclipse, and the common people saw that I was missing a piece of the moon, and took a closer look, there was something on the edge of the cliff that was swallowing it with a big mouth.

There's a good thing about it that looks like a dog, what kind of eyes are there. Some people have said that if you can eat the moon, it is an ordinary dog, and it is a tengu. The old ancestor was embarrassed and the atmosphere was very weird, so he opened his mouth and finished the performance of the tengu eating the moon. The common people were nervous, beating gongs and drums, trying to scare the ancestors away, so they almost pulled a banner and shouted "The black-hearted tengu has returned my bright moon".

The old ancestor felt bored, so he turned his head and went back, just after the lunar eclipse ended, the moon came out again, and the group of fools thought that they had played a role in calling the moon, and the tengu spit out the moon again, and the crown was celebrated. Later, some literati wrote down this story and spread it widely.

So our family's good Chinese pastoral white-headed cat was called a tengu, and was saddled with the inglorious name of devouring the moon, and in the long history of ladyboy relations, a little black dot was clicked. I'm a little frustrated, what's not glorious, that's ability, but let the second master explain, the ability is gone, it's really a yawn and a thousand years of hatred.

Su Er listened to it with relish, Min Ziqin sat far away, and Xi Fan sat stupidly next to the second uncle. The second uncle got up and sniffed on Xi Fan, "It's not smelly." ”

I asked the second uncle what you are doing, and the second uncle shook his head and said, "I heard that there are turtle birds and eel fish on your side, but they are all gone, and there is no taste." ”

I was shocked, I dared to love my second uncle because he wanted to make snacks with them, I hurriedly said: "Second uncle, pay attention to the influence, now that you are a family member of the demon clan, you can't have this kind of crooked thoughts that destroy harmony." ”

The second uncle yawned, "I just said, I haven't eaten it." ”

I said why Min Ziqin was so far away, it turned out that he felt the danger. As far as Xi Fan is still stupid, you have gone around the table of death, do you know?

He was quite happy, "Second uncle, you like to eat fish, I'll make it for you tomorrow, I'm definitely good at making fish." The second uncle glanced at him and nodded with satisfaction.

I suddenly remembered something, my grandfather said that the second uncle's combat effectiveness was off the charts, but I saw that this is a wild cat with only a little more dexterity, and we can't take a pet into battle to kill the enemy. With this small physique, the little black house in the old factory can also help me scratch a few thugs, what can I do? Don't let people stew anymore.

I pondered my tone and said, "Second Master, I heard that you don't like the way of transformation, but your combat effectiveness is quite high. Can you see it?"

The second uncle narrowed his eyes into a vertical line and asked me, "Do you really want to see it?"

My chick nodded like a peck of rice, and instigated the other three, who also expressed their desire to see the demeanor of the second uncle.

The second uncle turned his head and looked left and right, "You can't do it." ”

Ouch, his tone was quite crazy, Xi Fan immediately got up, "Second uncle, I have practiced fighting before, if you don't dislike it, I will accompany you to practice your hands." ”

The second uncle nodded, and said to Su Er and Min Ziqin, "The two girls stand in the aisle." ”