Su Er and Min Ziqin walked to the aisle and looked at us against the wall, and I stood beside the second master with a big grin, "Second uncle, the kid will sweep the formation for you." ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard a "bang", and there was a fog around me, and when the fog dispersed, I lay down, looking at the ceiling, and my whole body seemed to be suppressed by something.

I looked left and right, and saw that I was covered with black fluff, and only one of my head was still exposed, and I struggled hard, and finally I got up from the black hair, and then I was stunned.

I, a Chinese pastoral white-headed cat who has lost its demon personality, is now lying on my second uncle's body.

That's right, the second uncle's body at this time has skyrocketed more than a hundred times, and the whole body accounts for almost two-thirds of my living room, in terms of size, except that it is not so wide, it basically catches up with a Jeep Wrangler.

And I just stood too close, and I directly let the flesh on its stomach be drowned. Xi Fan was even more pitiful, a black cat of the same size as him appeared in front of him, and he was still in a fighting posture, the second uncle stretched out his front paws and fanned him, and Xi Fan flew directly to the sofa against the wall.

At this time, I only have two words in my head, cat demon.

The second uncle shook his body and shook me off his back, I sat on the ground and looked at the behemoth in front of me speechless, and I also caught a glimpse of my daughter-in-law's red face, looking eager to try, and finally failed to resist the temptation of the big cat, and pounced on the fluffy back of the second uncle, I saw that the second uncle seemed to stumble, this little steel cannon came over, and the cat demon couldn't stand it.

I stood up and walked around the second master twice, and then walked in front of it, it was really in front of me, this head could reach my chest on the ground, and it was still carried at this time, I had to look at it with my neck up, no wonder it said that this place could not be opened, if it was in the room, it would even struggle to turn around.

Su Er was still rolling on the soft body of the second uncle, and I asked the second uncle in a low voice: "Second uncle, this, this is your body?"

The second uncle shook his head, and there was another "bang", the fog dissipated, and it returned to the appearance of a little black cat and sat on the sofa, and Su Er also fell directly into the sofa.

It licked its fur and said, "Our tengu body isn't that big, so it's probably less than half the size." "I figured it had to be bigger than a Siberian tiger.

"Because I am cultivating in different directions, other tengu are all practicing the art of transformation, I think the combat power of the human form is not as good as ours, so I continue to refine the body, so it is getting bigger and bigger, what you saw just now is my peak form. ”

Oh, it's great, the old man really loves me so much, find me such a strong reinforcement, if anyone doesn't listen to the greeting, he doesn't hesitate to beat him, and he directly gets bigger and sits on him, and sits on him to death.

I suddenly felt a little worried, "Second uncle, you... Food... Not much, right?"

The second uncle shook his head, "Look at what kind of posture I use, if I keep maintaining the same as just now, I have to eat a lot, and you come here because you don't have anything to eat, so it becomes like this, and the consumption is low." ”

I understand, the kitten form at this time is equivalent to the low power mode of the second uncle. "That's good, it's good, if you turn back into your body and don't scare people, don't worry, I'll let you eat to your heart's content." ”

Su Er pouted and said, "Second uncle, change back, I haven't played enough." ”

The second uncle obviously had palpitations, and the small steel cannon slammed into his body, and he had to put it back in place.

I was busy relieving the second uncle, "What's inside, sister, you take the second uncle to take a bath first, hey, good guy, where are you playing, your body is rancid." ”

The second uncle nodded and said yes, and Su Er took the second uncle to take a bath.

Min Ziqin carefully rubbed to my side and said, "Two... Second uncle, you can't eat Yunluo. ”

I patted my head, there is still an ear mouse, don't think that I gave it an offering, just give it a snack. I carried Yunluo, who was kicking her legs in the air, to the bathroom and said to the second uncle: "Second uncle, this eared mouse can't be eaten, it's Ziqin's baby." The second uncle just glanced at it lightly, indicating that he knew.

After bathing it, Su Er took a hair dryer to blow it, and I asked, "Second uncle, what is your real name, I can't always call you that, weird." ”

The second uncle stretched his body, "My name is Li Yi, is there a problem?"

No, nothing is wrong. I looked at Su Er's little expression, and I was a little worried that the second uncle would become her pet.

I took a look at the house, it was really not worth giving it the whole cat nest or something, patted the sofa and said, "That's okay, second uncle, you will live here in the future, don't dislike sleeping on the sofa." ”

The second uncle got up and trembled, "No, I still have to go, I'm here to say hello to you tonight." ”

"No, where are you going, second uncle, aren't you, you already have a home outside?"

Obviously, the second master didn't understand what I was referring to, and he said, "I still have to go back to the little girl just now, she has been in trouble recently." ”

I hurriedly asked what was going on, and the second uncle just said, my grandfather asked my family for help, and the second uncle volunteered to come as soon as he heard that it was related to the fight. But it came and came, but it didn't come to us directly, but first walked around the city to familiarize itself with the environment.

One day it was napping on a cement platform, and there was a group of bad boys I hated who threw stones at it, and for the second master who was tempered by his real body, this was not a problem at all, but he was in a panic.

Just as little Zhenzhen passed by, she stopped in front of her to stop the group of little boys. Later, Xiao Zhenzhen chatted with the second uncle when she had something to do, and always brought some small snacks of her own to feed it. As the saying goes, taking people with short hands and eating people with soft mouths, this comes and goes, but it is familiar with Xiao Zhenzhen.

Xiao Zhenzhen is a single parent, she was lonely at home, she finally met a little wild cat, and she could interact with her, she was very happy, and she wanted to take the second uncle home several times, but the second uncle has long been accustomed to this kind of white clothes like snow coming and going like the wind, how can she be kept in captivity, but she shows her face over there every day, mainly for food.

Rubbing it and finding something, a man recently came to find Xiao Zhenzhen's mother, that is, Sister Yu, the two had a dispute, in the process of the dispute, the second uncle understood, this man is not Sister Yu's husband, it is her brother-in-law, her husband seems to have passed away a few years ago, this little uncle is not a thing, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling are not falling, and if there is no money, go to Sister Yu to borrow.

At the beginning, Sister Yu was still in the face of her deceased husband, and she didn't give less, but the person who gambled, you just couldn't hold a pair of chopsticks on the table, and she was deceived a lot, so she was not willing to fill this bottomless pit, this time it was her brother-in-law who owed gambling debts, and wanted to find her sister-in-law to settle it, Sister Yu was angry, so she quarreled with him.

The two broke up unhappily, and the matter was over, but the second uncle heard the kid calling, and the kid was probably forced by the creditor, so he actually thought of a bad move, planning to kidnap his little niece, that is, Xiao Zhenzhen, in order to blackmail Sister Yu to give money.

Of course, things can't be done on the surface. What's more, the kindergarten that Sister Yu found for Xiao Zhenzhen is quite formal, and if you want to pick up the child, you have a certificate, and it is not enough to have a certificate, if the teacher doesn't know you, you will say that it is a multi-parent relationship, and you can't take it away, unless the parents call to confirm. There is usually an aunt at home to take care of her, and it is not easy for this little uncle to start.

It just so happened that in the past two days, the aunt hired by Sister Yu was sick, and for fear of infecting the child, the aunt took the initiative to take a few days off. The second uncle said that the kid has been coming up quite frequently recently, and he probably wants to take advantage of this time.

After listening to this, Min Ziqin's face was melancholy, Sister Yu is usually very good to her, and Xiao Zhenzhen is also very cute, if she is really tied up, even if she redeems it with money, it will be a shadow for her life. She looked at me, I scratched my head, what can I do, I have to take care of this, why do I think that the business level of our customer service group has been broadened again.

Su Er turned off the hair dryer and said: "Second uncle, even if you stare at it every day, it doesn't seem to be a solution, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves." ”

The second uncle was stunned, "Then I will guard it, at least I can't let Zhen Zhen have an accident." ”

Su Er said: "I mean, since we already know, can we think of a way to completely solve this hidden danger." ”

The second uncle licked his lips, "I'm going to eat that kid?"

I hurriedly waved my hand, "Second uncle, this kind of unclean thing can't be eaten blindly, it's easy to get sick, besides, we have a rule now, don't let you eat people casually." ”

The second uncle was puzzled: "There is still such a regulation?"

I nodded affirmatively, "It is also stipulated that you are not allowed to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China." The second uncle was speechless.

Min Ziqin said: "Can you take Xiao Zhenzhen to live with us for a while, I can explain it to Sister Yu." ”

Su Er shook his head, "This is still no different from the second master staying in their house, it is best to make that kid dare not dare in the future, or not be able to think about this again." ”

I slapped my face, and then I was annoyed again: "Uncle Qian'er is in retreat, if you don't invite him to go out of the mountain and become Sister Yu's husband, it will scare that kid, I guess he won't dare to have this evil idea in the future." ”

Xi Fan said: "Otherwise, we will find a sack to trap him, beat him up, and then scare and scare him, maybe we won't dare in the future." ”

Su Er shook his head, "No, this kind of person has long been disowned, you can cure him for a while, it's hard to guarantee that he won't sprout in the future." If he doesn't dare to do it, we estimate that there is no way, only if he can't do it, we can still think about it. ”