This "No Thieves in the World" is no longer his "No Thieves in the World".

The humor of Hong Kong films is mostly made by exquisite bridges and exaggerated limbs, while the original Fung comedy relies on lines, especially Ge You's lines.

When Tsui Hark first started, he was puzzled, why did Ge You have to say this, and why did the audience laugh?

Xu Fei explained, just like Hong Kong audiences seeing Xu Guanwen and Zhou Xingxing......

Xu Laowei understood, ran in for a while, and found a more appropriate sense of proportion.

At the beginning of the film, in a large villa.

“good。 ”

“good。 ”

“day。 ”

“day。 ”

The camera begins to scan under the feet, starting with a pair of white slippers that wrap around two feet in black stockings.

Slowly moving upwards, the two slender and well-proportioned calves are brought together and stretched diagonally to the right.

This stretch angle, together with her rounded thighs, tight hips in her skirt, and thin and fleshy waist, forms several excellent fulcrums that jointly support this graceful body.

Further up, a white shirt, a beautiful face, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and two buttons open at the neckline......

When she was young, Gong Li was ruined in Lao Mouzi's native films, and she didn't show her figure properly.

And at this moment, she is wearing the face of a Chinese female teacher, dressed as a Dongying female teacher, and her lethality is amazing.

"Wow!"

There is another sound of frogs below, and if there is a barrage floating by, the quasi-guarantee is:

“awsl！”

"Photographer plus chicken legs!"

"I'm a woman, and I'm excited!"

"Akito doesn't say dark words, I want to lick her feet!"

Belch!

At the beginning, the English teacher Gong Li, the big money Fu Biao, and his wife Liu Bei were introduced.

Fu Biao is a wig, with hair on the left and right, bald in the middle, but he combed a few locks from the left side, forcibly twenty-eight points, which looks very funny.

After a few words, the wife went out and sent the nanny away with a large amount of money.

At this time, the camera suddenly changed, giving a close-up of Gong Li's side and back, sitting alone in the room, with two black silk legs...... As soon as the interest is aroused, everyone knows that something is going to happen.

Feng pants' early movies have the problem of blind soundtracks.

The original version of "There Are No Thieves in the World", while playing the fairy jump, is accompanied by lyrical songs, and is interspersed with natural scenery. Don't look at Feng Pants, who keeps saying that he serves the people, but he always yearns for the palace of literature and art.

Making a comedy is a literary film that was banned, begging for food, and as a result, it became famous, so I simply went all the way.

"Don't do this, don't do this!"

"You said you wouldn't touch me. ”

"Buttons, buttons are coming off...... Aren't you afraid of being found out by your wife?"

Fu Biao is like a pig, arching a little on the bed.

Gong Li kept hiding back, maintaining the dignified demeanor of a female teacher, but her tone was three points of rejection and seven points of enthusiasm, which made the man more and more excited.

"She's not home, she's not home!"

"But there's someone. ”

"Who, I'll send them away!"

"The man is. ”

Gong Li blocked him with one hand and pointed back with the other.

Fu Biao, who was out of breath, turned around, screamed suddenly, and fell off the bed in fright. I saw that there was an extra person in the living room, sitting on a chair, cross-legged, holding a DV to shoot.

“Don't worry！”

“Take It Easy！”

The man, wearing a hat and sunglasses, stepped out of the shadows, crouched, and raised his face.

The temperament is like a black and astringent meeting, but as a result, he grinned, and instantly had a hippie smile, just like Duan Wang Ye of "East Becomes West", and swished:

"President Liu, you are so unreasonable to my girlfriend, you have hurt me deeply. You hurt my heart...... I just taught you, think about it......"

After the male thief appears, the fairy jumps successfully, and the female thief has a noticeable personality change.

The original Liu Ruoying is a little eccentric, wiping Fu Biao's sweat and holding his arm to be coquettish, looking like a powerful character who is ever-changing. But the plot behind it didn't show it, and the dish was forced.

Gong Li is very direct.

When the male thief appeared, she became less talkative, irritable, and disgusted with doing such things—by which time she had found out she was pregnant.

The two of them set their sights on a large car, the original version was a BMW E46 325i, and now it is several years in advance, so it was sponsored by Mr. Xu and became a big Ben.

"Because I owe Mr. Wang Bo and Miss Wang Li RMB 1 million, after friendly negotiation between the two parties, I agreed to use a Mercedes-Benz car to pay off the debt in kind......"

"Come and make a mudra, come and ......"

"Come on!"

Seeing that the other party refused to sign, Gong Li raised her hand directly and snapped!

Fu Biao's face was clearly handprinted.

"Hey, how do you beat people? Be patient with customers, how can you do business for a long time like this? You stop me!"

“......”

Gong Li was lazy, facing the camera, and her two long legs clicked. Take off your glasses first, then grab your forehead with your hand, and tear them back.

is the same as the disguise of a martial arts film, a big wave spreads out, and his eyes are fierce and cold.

The female teacher becomes the queen in seconds, and her temperament changes 360 degrees!

Xu Fei admitted that Tsui Hark would really shoot women.

He felt that Lin Qingxia was heroic, so he shot the undefeated East, he thought Zhang Manyu was charming and spicy, so he shot gold inlaid jade, and he felt that Wang Zuxian could be soft to the bone, so he shot Bai Suzhen......

Similarly, he felt that Gong Li was super atmospheric, so he filmed the queen style.

The two of them succeeded in blackmailing, drove out of the community, and then retreated, and said to the saluting security guard: "What are you doing here?

What we need is not salutation, but security. ”

Liang Jiahui patted the car body and said the famous line: "If you drive a good car, you don't ask? If you drive a good car, you can come and go casually, and if you drive a good car, you must be a good person?"

Ooh!

The audience is excited, why is the scale of this year's movies so large?

Not long ago, there was "Nobody", and this is "No Thieves in the World", vaguely returning to the unrestrained era before 96.

............

A sense of the rivers and lakes is very important.

The original version also has a sense of rivers and lakes, but in order to pass the trial, a main theme core was made: in order to fulfill the dream of a foolish root without thieves, the factor of pregnancy and virtue was diluted.

This version is reversed: male and female thieves accumulate virtue for their children and plan to do a good deed, but they indirectly fulfill the dream of a stupid root.

The flag of washing hands in the golden basin, Tsui Hark is the best at shooting.

In "Undefeated in the East", the brothers and sisters of the Huashan faction met and went into hiding, and they died one after another. Let me do it: "Some people have grievances, there are grievances and rivers and lakes, people are rivers and lakes, how do you quit?"

Of course, this was said by Gu Long.

"Boom!"

The night was miserable, and a big car drove on the vast plateau and suddenly stopped on the side of the road.

Gong Li staggered out of the car, bent over and vomited.

Liang Jiahui wore a hat, wrapped it thickly, lit a cigarette with one hand, and patted her back with the other: "Why is altitude sickness so serious?"

"Gross!"

Gong Li didn't answer, and half-rang up, looking haggard.

The light was dim, two figures faintly, and the red taillights of the car. A road does not know where it comes from, and it does not know where to go, as if it hangs alone at the end of the world.

The night howl of a highland wolf could be heard in the distance.

She leaned against the car door and exhaled a white breath: "Do you say there is an end to this road?"

"I'll be there tomorrow morning, and I'll sell the car when I arrive. ”

Liang Jiahui didn't care, and the smoke flashed: "The scenery here is good, I heard that there are many temples." It's a pity that you don't believe in Buddhism, otherwise I would accompany you for a walk. ”

“......”

Gong Li turned her head and looked at this man who was accompanied by life and death: "After finishing this ticket, I will stop it, I don't want to do it." ”

“......”

Liang Jiahui also turned his head and looked at this woman: "I'm just going to be confused and talking nonsense!"

Bang!

The female thief stretched out her hand to fight, but the male thief had expected to flick his arm, but he also made a muffled sound.

She wiped herself and got into the car.

The man stood outside, finished smoking most of his cigarette, and exhaled a puff of white air.

"Boom!"

When the car started, the two red dots of the taillights seemed to become two dotted lines, and they disappeared into the vast night.

It was only at this time that the title "No Thieves in the World" appeared on the screen.

The audience was quiet, and the little couples no longer gnawed at each other, and they were all brought into the play, with two big words clear and thorough:

Texture!

(And ...... ）