Chapter 380: "Blind Date"
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just as Ha Wen foresaw, the "Piano Concerto for Defending the Yellow River" is used as the background soundtrack, and the huge screen plays the history of China's construction and development over the years......
The whole scene is grand, the content is shocking, and the emotions are unrestrained and agitated!
This program successfully won another wave of applause from the audience after Liu Zixia's "My Chinese Heart" song singing.
Almost every audience present, every Chinese person, listened to the surging heart and blood flowing!
After holding so many evening parties, it seems that these two programs singing about the motherland and the nation tonight are particularly attractive and inspiring, and can arouse people's patriotic feelings!
After the recitation program of the Writers' Association, the same scene as Liu Zixia after singing appeared, the audience was flushed, clapping wildly, and the applause was like a wave, wave after wave, and it lasted for a long time.
When Liu Zixia appeared backstage, Harwin and the others had just recovered from the sketch script created by Liu Zixia, and they all stared at Liu Zixia with strange faces, as if they were watching monsters.
Handing the red recitation book in his hand to Zheng Yuanjie, Liu Zixia looked himself up and down, and said, "Why are you looking at me like this?
Everyone shook their heads in unison, and finally Harwin stood up and said:
"We're just wondering, how did you grow your head? In addition to singing, writing, and being a director, you can also write sketchbooks, no wonder people in the circle call you the little prince of creation!"
'The Little Prince', is that about the music, and when did it have anything to do with the screenwriter?
Liu Zixia shook his head with a smile and asked directly: "Director Ha, how is it? Are you still satisfied with this book? If you are not satisfied, I will write a few more for you, and I will definitely satisfy you." ”
I rub, do you want to be so shocking, when can you create sketches so casually?
Liu Zixia's words made everyone a little speechless.
"This book is very good. Harwin nodded.
People are more popular than people, so try not to talk to this monster.
Looking at Harwin's attitude, it should have been given to this book, then the next thing is to rehearse and run in the book, Liu Zixia turned his head to look at Fan Wei and Yan Xuejing, and said: "Teacher Fan, Teacher Yan, ...... now"
Before Liu Zixia finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fan Wei, and he said: "Mr. Liu, don't call me so strange, you call me Brother Sheng, just call Sister Sister to Xuejing, let's call you Zixia, so it seems closer." ”
"Okay!" Liu Zixia nodded and said, "Brother Fan, Sister Jing, you should have read this sketch book, how about it, the charm does not meet your requirements, can you pick it up?"
"This book is very good.,There's laughter and love.,It's just that some parts have to be cut appropriately.。 ”
Fan Weidu is about to become a professional in sketches for the Spring Festival Gala, where can he touch and which places he can't touch, he is still very clear, "One reason is that it is a bit vulgar, and the other reason is to catch up with the schedule." ”
The duration of the Spring Festival Gala sketch program is generally controlled between 15 and 17 minutes.
If you move it up according to this book, I'm afraid I'll have to act for about 20 minutes, so it's a serious overrun, and Harwin will definitely not do it!
"Which part, you hook it out and I'll take a look, let's polish it again. Liu Zixia took two steps forward and said.
"Then Ha Dao, let's go and run in first, you also have the book, just use our original set up, it's just a lack of quilts, as well as lunch boxes, medicine, and hot water bags, please go find it." ”
Yan Xuejing is very confident in this book, and they have already discussed it with Harwin and Wang Zheng just now, if Liu Zixia's funny skills pass the test for a while, this show will be directly launched.
"Okay, go ahead, but remember, there's only half an hour, and after half an hour, your show will be on if it doesn't work. Harwin nodded, giving them a final time.
......
Time passed minute by minute, and Liu Zixia's "My Chinese Heart" played a good role in recovering word of mouth.
Coupled with the next few programs, especially the recitation of the Writers' Association, it directly labeled the Spring Festival Gala as 'innovative'.
It's just that the audience also has aesthetic fatigue, and the sketch actors they were looking forward to, Zhao Yishan, Pan Changhe, and Shen Yiteng did not appear, and they were already waiting a little anxious.
"Didn't you say that this year's programs of these three sketch masters have all been reviewed? Why haven't they come up yet?"
"Yes, language programs, back and forth are always cross talk, why are there no sketches?"
"It won't be that Teacher Zhao Yishan and their sketches have been temporarily taken down, right?"
"Maybe, didn't you see that Teacher Feng Alum was acting in a group comedy just now?"
"There is no Spring Festival Gala with wonderful sketches, is it still called the Spring Festival Gala? I want Zhao Yishan, I want Pan Changhe......"
The audience is on CCTV's live broadcast platform, which is a variety of comments, but they don't complain that the show is not novel, or not good-looking, but asks for a sketch show.
After all, before the Spring Festival Gala began, the names of the celebrities participating in the Spring Festival Gala and when they would appear had already been announced.
Although there is a difference between the time when some celebrities and artists are on stage and the time they are announced, can they be considered to be on stage?
Zhao Yishan, Fan Wei, Yan Xuejing, what's going on?
According to the published schedule, they should have been on stage an hour ago? Why haven't you seen them yet?
This has to make the audience think more.
Just when the audience was thinking wildly, and there was an impulse to scold the street on the live broadcast website of the Spring Festival Gala, the host's newspaper curtain also came.
"The dance just now really showed a vigorous vitality!" Yang Jun said with a smile.
Dong Qing answered: "Yes, spring returns to the earth, spring flowers bloom, this is the new atmosphere of the Spring Festival." ”
Yang Jun glanced at Dong Qing and said, "By the way, speaking of the new atmosphere, do you know Dong Qing? This Chinese New Year, there is a new atmosphere, which is being staged in every household in our China. ”
"What's new?" Dong Qing asked very cooperatively.
"That's a blind date?" Yang Jun laughed and said, "Haven't you heard of it? Chinese New Year, it's the beginning of the blind date season of the new year! Believe it or not, they're coming...... Please enjoy the sketch "Blind Date" below!"
Sketch, this seems to be a little interesting, but I don't know who played it, after all, the order of this performance is messed up.
The audience refreshed for a moment, followed Yang Jun's fingers, and looked at the stage.
On the stage, the scenery has already been laid out, and this scene is very related to Dongfan, with a total of two rooms:
In one room is a hard bed similar to a kang, and the word Fu is pasted on the wall;
The other room is a living room, with a sofa and a coffee table, on which a large red quilt is spread, and the coffee table is messily placed with lunch boxes, medicines, and red warm water bags.
The two rooms were separated by a wall with a door open.
An elderly woman with curly gray hair, a red knitted top, and a black over-the-knee winter skirt walked into the living room with a fruit bowl.
Seeing the big flower red quilt spread on the sofa, she put the fruit plate on the coffee table, turned around and pulled the big flower red quilt, and said in her mouth: "Lao Han, Lao Han! Lao Han, get up and ......."
A lazy voice came from the big flower red quilt: "Huh?"
The old woman lifted half of the quilt and said, "Don't put it to sleep!"
As soon as the quilt was lifted, an old man was revealed, wearing a navy blue peasant hat and navy blue workers' uniforms from the fifties and sixties, and said in a daze: "What?"
"Get up!" the old woman reached out to pull the old man, but the old man dodged him.
I heard the old man lie up straight, and then said: "Where does this sun come out today, this is more than a year after the divorce, and it is the first time you have spoken to me!"
I'll give it a go, this mouth is full of Kanto ballast, it sounds really exciting!
Some viewers with low laughter have already begun to grin.
"Get up, don't put this to sleep?" the old woman finally picked up the old man.
The old man got up and complained, "If you don't put this place to sleep, where can you sleep?"
The old woman tucked the corners of the quilt and said, "Go out for a walk." ”
The old man did it, and finally showed a straight face, and the expression on his face was very reluctant: "What are you wandering around?"
As soon as the old woman turned around, her face was also facing the audience, she shook her hand and said, "How good it is, go out for a walk!"
Ay?
These two people all have a mouthful of Kanto ballast, and they are dressed ...... Damn, it turned out to be Yan Xuejing and Fan Wei!
Everyone came to the spirit, and after waiting for this old man for a long time, he thought that an ordinary sketch would come out, and he would have to be happy, but he didn't expect that it would be Yan Xuejing and Fan Wei, two comedy masters, who came out.
What a bonus!
Since there are the two of them, there must be Zhao Yishan, because these two people are the golden iron triangle.
Coupled with the stage time announced by the Spring Festival Gala program group, they are lined up together, which shows that the performance is the same program!
As long as Uncle Zhao, Uncle Fan, and Sister Yan come out, it will definitely be stable!
The audience subconsciously sat up straight, and their interest was all raised!
And looking at the appearance of these two people just now, they are playing two people, and they are divorced but still live under the same roof.
At this time, Fan Wei leaned on the sofa cushion and directly clicked through her: "Are you in trouble?"
Yan Xuejing smiled a little shyly and said, "Heh, I want to make a friend for our family." ”
Fan Wei sat up: "Huh?
Yan Xuejing was a little embarrassed: "I want to meet a friend at our house." ”
Fan Wei looked at Yan Xuejing with a questioning look on his face, and said, "What kind of friend?"
Yan Xuejing didn't dare to look at Fan Wei, and said, "My wife." ”
Tell your ex-husband that she is going to go on a blind date today and ask her ex-husband to move somewhere.
That's interesting!
"Wife?" Fan Weihu looked at Yan Xuejing suspiciously, "What are you doing?"
Yan Xuejing turned her head and glanced at Fan Wei, and said, "What are you doing?
Yes, you're both divorced, what does it have to do with you? That's right!
The audience who are familiar with Fan Wei all laughed, this is a small joke, and when they 'get' it, they naturally want to laugh!