This situation is very interesting, in front of the face of the ex.

In today's society, this kind of thing seems to be very common, but it is full of unusual, who can do such a big thing?

The audience came to their senses all at once, waiting to see the next plot.

"It's okay, it's okay. Fan Wei stretched the clothes on his body and said, "You find one, why do you have to be better than me, or you won't find it in vain......"

The two of them followed the ink on the sofa for a long time, and when Fan Wei walked to the door with a few lunch boxes, a very soft and cheap male voice came from the door.

"Xue Jing, are you at home, open the door, Xue Jing!"

This is a little old man with a black face and hands, bent over, wearing a pointed knitted hat on his head, and dressed in a very rustic manner, and holding a delicate red rose in his hand.

I'm rubbing, no, who is this person?

The people who watched their Spring Festival Gala performances, and the people who performed with Fan Wei and Yan Xuejing, shouldn't it be Zhao Yishan?

"Protest, protest, where is Uncle Yishan? How did an actor I don't know come out. ”

"Go down, go down, we want to see Uncle Yishan. ”

"What's the situation?, what about the Golden Iron Triangle, the program team, you guys are rubbing Uncle Yishan's hot spot......"

After watching the program forecast table of the Spring Festival Gala, this show should indeed be performed by three people, but it is not Zhao Yishan who comes out, which can make the audience explode, all kinds of comments and complaints, it is a squirting foam.

Liu Zixia naturally saw the reaction of the audience, but he didn't care.

is the first time to act in a comedy, and it is a live broadcast sketch, whether it is in his previous life or in this life, it is 'the first time that the big girl sits in a sedan chair', and he is fresh at this time.

......

Liu Zixia's sudden visit made the two people in the room shake their minds.

Yan Xuejing said very complainingly: "I just blame you, grind the grinder, let you go out, you say you won't go out, here, this bumped in, what to say?"

Fan Wei said with a blanket face: "Are you here?"

Yan Xuejing said that she was very anxious, she said, "That's not it, what to say?"

Fan Wei also became anxious and panicked: "Then what am I doing?"

Yan Xuejing looked around for a while and said, "If you put it here, you won't be able to get out." ”

Fan Wei stretched out his hand and said, "Then I'll go out." ”

Yan Xuejing was dumbfounded and asked, "What are you going to say when you go out?"

Fan Wei waved his hand and said, "Go out, I said I just finished talking, it's not okay, you can talk!"

Hahaha!

The audience burst out laughing!

It's okay, but what does it mean that you haven't been able to talk about it just now?

Feelings, this blind date is also lined up?

This can't help but remind the audience of the blind date corner blind date tournament held often in the park, where a group of young men and women get together.

Then whoever looks at each other walks over and chats, and if this one doesn't work, the next one goes.

Anyway, there will always be a suitable one in line.

It's good that this burden is lost, which is not only unexpected but also very close to life!

"I'm Kaha?" Yan Xuejing almost went crazy and said, "I'll talk to them one by one?"

Fan Wei patiently explained: "Doesn't this seem like you're hot? Are you overwhelmed? Talking left and right, does this show that you are worth a lot? Okay? I'll go out and ......."

"You pull it down, you can't get out of here, you can't say if you go out and bump into it. Yan Xuejing rolled her eyes, suddenly pointed to the window, and said, "No, you can go through the window!"

Fan Wei glanced at the window angrily and said, "I'll leave completely when I walk through the window, this is the 6th floor!"

Hahaha, no, this stalk is awesome!

Jumping out of the window on the 6th floor, isn't it completely gone?

And this speed is quite fast, without going through pain, it can be sent directly to Lord Yama to report.

Who wrote this book? Even if there is no Zhao Yishan to act, it feels like a coke!

Yan Xuejing really couldn't do anything, so she said: "Then you just sit here, then you sit here! Don't squeak, what am I talking about!"

Fan Wei sat down on the sofa and said, "Okay." ”

Liu Zixia, who was outside the door, narrowed her eyes, her movements were very girly, and she called out very tactfully: "Xuejing, open the door!"

"Hey. ”

Yan Xuejing answered, touched her hair, and then unscrewed the door.

......As soon as the door opened, Liu Zixia laughed strangely, and gave Yan Xuejing the rose in his hand, "Xuejing~~"

When he got here, the cameraman on the stage was taking a close-up of Liu Zixia's face.

Then Liu Zixia's blackened face appeared directly on the big screen.

Seeing this face that is both familiar and unfamiliar, the audience seems to have seen something.

Their eyes were full of astonishment!

Hey, why does this actor look so familiar?

Like, it seems to be .......... Keep your eyes open again and see carefully!

In an instant, everyone exploded, where is this special place, this is clearly Liu Zixia!

The audience at the scene almost jumped up in surprise and discussed:

"Let me scratch it, this is actually Liu Zixia?"

"Oh my God, I can't be mistaken, right? This dirty little old man, it's me Xia?"

"This Nima is simply blinding my titanium alloy dog eyes!"

"Tall and handsome Ixia, why did I become this ugly and frustrated little old man......"

The audience was talking about it, feeling incredible, and some even rubbed their eyes over and over again, for fear that they would be wrong.

is a very tall and handsome music superstar, but he has become this ghost, who will believe it?

......

On Shanghai, the living room of Liu's courtyard,

Originally, after watching the poetry recitation performed by Liu Zixia, the children who had already passed the spirit began to feel a little drowsy.

Several parents were holding their children and were about to take a shower to let them rest.

At this time, Liu Zixia's deliberately blackened face suddenly appeared on the big screen, and he had also aged a lot.

The Liu family, who saw this scene, were all stunned.

"Sister Yue, is this Uncle Seven?" Xi Xi rubbed her big eyes, looking puzzled and curious.

"Huh?" Yueyue turned her head to look at the projection screen, her little face full of surprise.

Subconsciously glanced up at his mother, Li Mengyi was also stunned, this, this seems to be Zixia?

"Didn't Xiao Xia just perform two shows? Why did he go on stage again, and he still had such an image?"

Others may have to look at it for a while to recognize Liu Zixialai, but Wang Wenjing recognized it at a glance.

"This ......"

Li Mengyi bit his lower lip with a strange face, and said, "I, I don't know, he didn't tell me before, it should be an emergency, right?"

In the three provinces of Dongguan, Zhao Yishan has dozens of apprentices, who either live in Shengjing or live in other cities in Dongguan.

However, on the day of the Chinese New Year's Eve today, all the apprentices were nested at home, waiting to see Zhao Yishan's sketches.

But when Fan Wei and Yan Xuejing appeared on the stage, the third one who should have appeared was their master, but it was replaced by Liu Zixia.

This scene looks absurd, even if you want to change people, there is no need to change a singing person to perform, right?

What's the matter, is this a crossover sketch?

Or rather, something happened!

And this book is not the book prepared by their master? Why did you even change the sketch book?

Thinking of this, all Zhao Yishan's apprentices, as well as Zhao Yishan's family, began to call Zhao Yishan, or his assistant.

The audience was shocked, and the national and even global audiences were shocked!

......

On the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Liu Zixia did not react to the attitude of the audience, he still followed the lines in the script and continued to play his role at his own pace.

Yan Xuejing looked at the roses in her hand and said, "At such an age, what are you doing with this?"

Liu Zixia only had Yan Xuejing in his eyes, and he smirked: "Hehehe, e......"

This last sound, like a hiccup, suddenly raised its tone, almost choking people to death.

Hahaha!

The audience, who came back to their senses, began to pay attention to the sketch again, and when they heard the last one that was like a cramp, they didn't hold back for a while, and laughed again.

It's so funny, I didn't expect Liu Zixia to act in a comedy, and it also has such a good effect.

While laughing, Liu Zixia sat down, and he didn't look back.

It was quite soft to sit down, and he deliberately went crazy......

Suddenly, Liu Zixia stood up suddenly, looked frightened, looked back, and shouted: "Oh, my mother, this scares me to death, how can there be someone here!"

Yan Xuejing introduced to Liu Zixia that Fan Wei was her cousin, and several people began to start a routine.

"That cousin is paralyzed, and I've been calling him. Yan Xuejing directly paralyzed Fan Wei.

The audience laughed again, this ex-husband brother is really unlucky, even if he was blind date in front of his ex-wife, he was paralyzed, and he was paralyzed, and he suffered any crime.

"I'll go boil water, you two nag. Yan Xuejing rubbed her hands and instructed Liu Zixia: "Sequelae, what are you talking about, you can't start or finish, and you will be defeated in your heart, Ao." ”

After saying this, Yan Xuejing walked out, and only Fan Wei and Liu Zixia were left in the room.

Fan Wei was speechless: "Are you a local?"

Liu Zixia: "Local?"

Fan Wei buried him and said, "You have to be in your 60s?"

Liu Zixia said with a smile: "54, it belongs to the chicken." ”

”54...... Hehehe!" Fan Wei laughed a few words and held back a sentence, "That long land is enough to be anxious." ”

Burst!

Hahaha, what do you think of these lines?

looks anxious enough, yes, this black and swarthy, white sideburns appearance, that is, 70 people believe it.

It's so interesting, who wrote this screenwriter?

The three of them have only been on the scene for 5 minutes since they appeared, and this burden has been shaken out one by one, and they are all good laughs.

From this point of view, it seems that it is not much worse than the programs created by Zhao Yishan in the past!

"Hahaha......" Liu Zixia laughed for a long time and said, "Cousin is so humorous. ”

Fan Wei still didn't give up, and wanted to stir up Huang for the two of them, so he continued: "Your two lives are incompatible, she is a monkey, 55, you are 54 a chicken, I can't see it." ”