Although it was very cool to be blown by Qiao Guolao, Liu Bei still had to start first, and the first Shu who took the money could blow it, so Liu Bei continued to sing,

"The former Savior of Nagasaka Slope returned.

Zhuge Liang looked at the thatched house three times,"

Singing this, Liu Bei gave Pei Yanzhi a look, buddy, keep blowing.

Pei Yanzhi nodded, indicating that he had received it, so he stood up and arched his hand at Wu Guotai, this time, even Qiao Xuan did not dare to ask Wu Guotai again, "The Queen Mother knows the name of Zhuge Liang", it is estimated that he will be killed by Wu Guotai, because this Zhuge Liang can be ordered to come to Jiangdong during the Battle of Chibi, no one in Jiangdong knows, no one knows.

Wu Guotai: I don't know anyone, I'm a fool, I'm going to kill you, you just say no, and I'll kill you if you beep again.

Pei Yanzhi said directly, "This gentleman, surnamed Zhuge , named Liang, the word Kongming, the road number Wolong, is also from Yangdu." Uncle Huang looked at the thatched house three times, and he just got out of the mountain. This gentleman set up a wind altar called the Seven Stars Sacrifice on Nanping Mountain in my Dongwu, borrowed the east wind for three days and three nights, and burned off 830,000 Cao soldiers.

Pei Yan looked like this fire in front of my eyes, dancing with his hands, expressing his admiration for Zhuge Liang.

Sun Quan next to him was almost angry with this old guy, from the beginning of doing this, he didn't say a word to Dongwu, if it weren't for the identities of his two daughters, Sun Quan would have wanted to stab him to death.

Sun Quan shook his sleeves and scolded angrily, "Zhuge Liang's fire is burning your nonsense!"

Pei Yanzhi also said with a smile, "Why did you burn me to talk nonsense?"

Wu Guotai pointed at Sun Quan and said, "Don't be rude!"

Liu Bei continued to sing, this time Liu Bei had already finished talking about his subordinates, and his subordinates were the ones who could take the shot.

"Sir's clever plan is not idle.

I am the queen of Zhongshan Jing,

The genealogy of the existing generations has been handed down ——。 ”

After Liu Bei finished singing, he bowed to Wu Guotai and sat back in his place.

Qiao Xuan didn't come out to speak, and he always felt a little weird.

At this time, Lu Fan came on the stage, came to the Buddhist hall, bowed to Sun Quan, and said, "Today, Chaisang Zhou Yu called this chapter, please go and publish it." ”

Sun Quan got up and said, "Queen Mother, the son is going to take care of official business!"

Sun Quan wanted to leave early, what the old guy next to him said was unpleasant, and it was estimated that if he continued to talk about it, he would vomit blood and follow his father and brother.

Sun Quan is gone.

When Sun Quan left, Pei Yanzhi bowed his hand to Wu Guotai and said, "Queen Mother, feast." ”

Wu Guotai stood up, shook his sleeves, and said, "Put the feast down, and the captain will put it down." ”

"Command!"

The sound of blowing sounded.

The three of them got up and walked a few steps forward, and the eunuch behind them hurriedly put all the outfield chairs behind the table, this is about to have a banquet.

Wu Guotai sat behind the desk in the center.

On either side came two eunuchs with flasks of wine.

Pei Yanzhi first straightened his crown, brushed his hair, straightened his water sleeves, first brought the first glass of wine to Wu Guotai, and then bowed back.

At this time, the party came, only to see Pei Yanzhi holding the second glass of wine in his hand, standing face to face with Liu Bei, Liu Bei was arching his hand in front of his right chest, Pei Yanzhi's wine glass was also high-end, placed in front of his right chest, the two walked a circle, face to face, and finally, Pei Yanzhi walked to Liu Bei's table, put the wine glass on the table, Liu Bei stood on the other side, and said, "There is Captain Lao, don't dare, don't dare!"

Then the two of them folded their hands in front of their chests and continued in a circle, returning to their original positions.

Finally, the eunuch next to him put the wine jug on Qiao Xuan's table.

The two also said a few polite words, and then returned to their seats.

After the three of them sat down, Wu Guotai picked up the wine glass, saluted Liu Bei, and said, "Uncle Huang, please!"

Liu Bei also said, "Queen Mother, please!"

The three of them covered their faces with their sleeves, drank the wine, and then lit up the glass to indicate that they had drunk it all.

Wu Guotai is very satisfied with Liu Bei, with a good background, a Miao descendant of the Han family, the imperial uncle of the Son of Heaven, and there are many generals under the account, and the most important thing is that Liu Bei's appearance, due to the use of black beard medicine, does not look so old, and with the first Shu blowing on the side, Wu Guotai feels that Liu Bei is a good choice.

The band moved the silk strings, and Wu Guotai opened his mouth and sang,

"There is a banquet in the temple of Ganlu,

Watch Liu Bei's strange appearance.

It seems that you can call me a son-in-law,

The voice of the captain listens,

The old guest of the moon is you,

Choose a good time to choose. ”

This is the promise, and this matter is completely handed over to Qiao Xuan to be responsible.

Pei Yanzhi got up, arched his hand with a smile on his face, and said, "Order!"

The eunuch filled the glasses of the three men, and the three of them drank another glass.

At this time, Sun Quan's voice sounded in the background.

A muffled curtain west leather guide.

"The people and horses are stuck in the Ganlu Temple,"

Gong and drum guys, the wind is rushing, four soldiers wearing big armor come to the field with spears, followed by a martial arts actor who is leaning on it, it is Jia Hua who is ambushed here, I saw him painting an inverted ingots face, lion helmet, black tie back, black arrow clothing, and a pair of black Chaofang under his feet, that is, thin-soled boots.

Martial arts actors are rare, mainly because there are not many roles, so there are fewer people who learn this now, and this martial arts actor is also found by Han Pingzheng's relationship, and he has the ability to do it.

Sun Quan came on the field, only to see that he had taken off the python robe on his body, put on a purple dragon arrow suit, a yellow dragon horse coat, wearing a nine-dragon crown on his head, stepping on a pair of thick-soled boots, pressing the sword in his waist with one hand, and erecting it with the other hand, he came out from the door like a gust of wind, and stopped at the mouth of Jiulongkou, one appeared, pressing the sword with his left hand, and pulling a mountain arm with his right hand.

The audience also applauded.

"Swords, guns, swords, halberds are lined up.

Arrange a tiger cage plan,

Prepare bait for fish fishing.

Holding the temple door inward, "

With the sound of the gong, Sun Quan looked inside a few times and saw that the three of them were drinking and laughing.

"Big-eared Liu Bei sits as the chief.

Captain Qiao sat down beside him,

I saw the queen mother smiling.

I should have slashed in with my sword,"

Sun Quan drew his sword, and Jia Hua behind him also shouted loudly, "Kill, kill, kill!"

But Sun Quan turned his head and said, "You can't kill it!"

Jia Hua had no choice but to put down the big knife.

Sun Quan stroked his purple hair, and sang with a sad face,

"I'm afraid that she won't follow her mother.

Zilong always follows the decision,

I'm afraid someone will go to the news,

It's called Jia Hua!"

Big gong blow, cang!

Jia Hua also shouted, "The last general is ——"

Sun Quan held the sword in one hand and pointed at Jia Hua with the other, and sang, "Men and horses—"

Big gong blow, cang!

The big knife in Jia Hua's hand was raised, and he waited for Sun Quan to rush in, and he could go in and kill Liu Bei.

Unexpectedly, Sun Quan worked hard for a long time, and came to say, "Temporarily retreat and —— an arrow"

This Sun Quan is out to joke, here it feels like Xiang Yu of the Hongmen Banquet, for the sake of his own face, let Liu Bang go, Sun Quan is going to learn from Xiang Yu.

What can Jia Hua say, boss, this is too embarrassing, let's all come, don't do anything, just go back, hey!

There was no way, Jia Hua had no choice but to withdraw from Ganlu Temple with his soldiers.

Sun Quan hesitated outside Ganlu Temple for a long time, and then sang, "It's not too late to kill him less." ”

Sun Quan shook his mustache and stepped down from the upper door.

At this time, Zhao Yun came up from the next door, and saw Sun Quan who had left from a distance, as well as the team of soldiers and horses, and was immediately shocked.

The two water sleeves shook, and when his eyes looked left and right, Zhao Yun opened his mouth and sang,

Zhao Yun raised his head and looked at it,

Swords, guns, swords, and halberds are lined up.

Hurriedly proclaimed to the Lord,"

Zhao Yun walked into the Buddhist hall, came to Liu Bei's side, and said, "Lord!"

Liu Bei quickly stood up and asked, "Fourth brother, what's the matter?"

Zhao Yun continued to sing, "There are spies outside Ganlu Temple!"

In a word, Liu Bei was so frightened that he almost slipped out of the chair and onto the ground, but fortunately, Zhao Yun reached out to support him.

Liu Bei's second cowardice scene really deserves to be the most famous boss on the list of cowards of the Three Kingdoms.

Liu Bei came out from behind the table, came to the center of the stage, looked panicked, and sang,

"I heard that there was a spies,

Frightened Liu Bei to fly boldly.

The sword soldiers outside the Ganlu Temple rose,"

Next is Liu Bei's traditional stunt, crying.

I saw Liu Bei turn his head to look at Wu Guotai, and his mouth was, "Queen Mother, ah......" A series of cries really realized the first crying bag of the Three Kingdoms to the fullest.

Wu Guotai was furious, slapped the table, and said, "With me here, who would dare to kill you?"

This sentence did not make Liu Bei feel any sense of security, you are an old lady who doesn't know anything, can you keep me?

Liu Bei continued to sing, "Who doesn't kill Erchen?"

Liu Bei had no choice, although he said that the old lady might not be fine, but now there was no other way, so he had to kneel on the ground with a puff and beg Wu Guotai to save his life.

Wu Guotai was also furious, came out of his seat, stepped forward, personally helped Liu Bei up, and said, "It's annoying!"

Wu Guotai helped Liu Bei up, took two steps forward, and sang,

"When I heard this, my heart was filled with anger,

Who dares to bully my beloved son-in-law!"

Wu Guotai was furious in his heart, and shouted, "Withdraw the banquet!"

The palace maids and eunuchs in the back did not dare to slack off, and quickly took away all the wine jugs and glasses on the table, and then only a table in the center of the stage and a small seat outside this table remained.

Wu Guotai sat on the small seat, Pei Yanzhi stood on the small side, and Liu Bei and Zhao Yun stood on the big side.

Wu Guo was too angry to speak, at this time, Qiao Xuan was also annoyed, today this thing could have been done very satisfactorily, he blew it very well, the queen mother was also very happy, and he also personally promised the marriage during the banquet, he was a big matchmaker, this matter was very good for himself, but now that something like this happened, Qiao Xuan's face was not bright.

Pei Yanzhi couldn't help but speak, "Ah, Queen Mother, there is fraud in front of the banquet, so I won't be respectful." ”

This sentence, Pei Yanzhi still has to say it, you can't let Liu Bei say it first, you can admit this matter first, at least have a good attitude.

Sure enough, when Liu Bei heard this, he immediately felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, and sure enough, Qiao Guolao was still facing me, what a good person.

Wu Guotai gasped for breath and asked, "Which one was the idea of the ambush in the Ganlu Temple?"

Pei Yanyi rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "It must be another two-thousand-year-old idea!"

The audience in the audience was all amused by Pei Yanzhi's white eyes, it's so cute!

Wu Guotai shouted angrily, "Go and announce that your family is 2,000 years old and go to the Buddha Hall!"

Pei Yanzhi took two steps outward and shouted loudly, "Two thousand years old to go to the Buddha Hall——

"Command!"

At this time, Sun Quan came out of the door, not dressed like just now, and put on a red python robe outside.

"The ambush outside, but your idea!" Wu Guotai asked when he saw Sun Quan.

Sun Quan also didn't dare to admit it, but he didn't dare to deny it, so he had to shirk and say, "Lu Fan knows about this matter!"

Wu Guotai frowned slightly, and said, "Xuanlu Fan enters the hall!"

Sun Quan walked outside the door and shouted, "Lu Fan, go to the Buddha Hall!"

"Command!"

And Sun Quan quietly ran away from the bottom door.

Lu Fan came on the field, looking unlucky, this is the rhythm of carrying the pot, no, I can't carry the blame, hey, by the way, there is still a person who can carry the blame, so that's it.

Lu Fan thought about it and walked into the Buddha hall.

Wu Guotai asked, "Lu Fan, there is an ambush outside Ganlu Temple, but your idea?"

Lu Fan said unhurriedly, "It's Jia Hua!"

Wu Guotai looked like he was "suddenly enlightened", and said to Liu Bei with a smile, "Uncle Liuhuang, it was a lie just now, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously!"

Liu Bei looked confused, this old lady was really unreliable.

Qiao Xuan also thought to himself on the side, this old lady is quite compatible with my family Qiao Fu, and they both like to interrupt.

Pei Yanzhi hurriedly walked out and said, "Queen Mother, you don't know, I have a general in Dongwu, named Jia Hua!"

Wu Guotai's face was sluggish, it's you again, you old man, I'm going to fool this matter over, you smashed the porcelain for me, the most annoying thing is that you actually said that I "don't know something", I'm really stupid in your heart, don't you know anything?

Wu Guotai had no choice but to shout, "Go and call Jia Hua to come!"

Lu Fan smiled in his heart, hehe, the pot was sent out, Jia Hua, I'm sorry.

Lu Fan went out and shouted loudly, "The Queen Mother has a will, Jia Hua will go to the Buddha Hall——"

Lu Fan is also the same as Sun Quan, ready to slip away directly.

But Jia Hua's words from the door made Lu Fan also a black line, so he could only stop.

"Since childhood, he was born bold and bent on killing Liu Bei. Kill, kill, kill, wow, ——" Jia Hua looked like he didn't have enough brains, and he wanted to rush into the Buddhist hall with a knife to kill Liu Bei.

Lu Fan is going crazy, a few dishes, you drink like this, but if there are two peanuts, you won't be able to!

Lu Fan had no choice but to turn his head again and stop Jia Hua.

Lu Fan walked up to Jia Hua and said, "Don't kill it, the Queen Mother still knows!

When Jia Hua heard this, he was also panicked, although this kid was a little stunned, but he also knew that the Queen Mother couldn't be provoked, so he had to go to the side and throw all the weapons on his body to the ground.

The big knife in his hand, banging.

The sword on the waist is long.

The double hammer in the waist is clanging.

A single knife behind the back, jingle bell.

When he was finally about to leave, Jia Hua's face changed, and he took out a dagger from his boot and threw it on the ground.

Looking at the five or six weapons on the ground, Lu Fan also fell into deep thought, this fool, how ruthless!