Chapter 794: Lazy Wang Han

In the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi, Wu Lei, Wang Changlei and Lin Zhiyin all greeted him.

"Wang Han, why are you here?" Huang Sanshi said, "Hey, didn't you bring any luggage?"

Wang Han shook his hand and said, "Isn't this here?"

As a well-known host in China, Wang Han's Chinese Mandarin is actually very good, and when he was just speaking, he was just used to using his Nanhu accent to create a little surprise and unexpected effect.

Besides, Wang Han is not from Nanhu, and this accent should also be the Gusu accent of his hometown!

Everyone looked at Wang Han's arm hidden behind the gate, but saw that he was holding something in both hands, and what was exposed was of course a suitcase, as for what was in the other hand?

I saw only one box, and the other side was blocked by a door, so I couldn't see anything.

"Hey, I said!" Huang Sanshi said curiously, "What are you holding in your right hand?"

Baa Baa ......

Suddenly, the sound of sheep crowing sounded.

The camera then turned to the outside of the door, and Wang Han was still holding an adult sheep in his left hand.

I saw that the whole body of the sheep was white, but the neck up, including the head, was actually brown, and there was a pair of horns on the top of the head, which should be a goat!

In addition to the adult goat, it was followed by a pure white lamb that was only half the size of the sheep in front of it.

This little sheep is not tied to a rope, and it should be the child of the sheep in front of it.

"Why are there still sheep?" Lin Zhiyin said.

"This is my gift to you!"

Wang Han smiled and said, "You who have fields and fish ponds, don't you think you are missing something?

"Hey, Chang Lei also said just now that when he goes back, he will send us a few cows, sheep, chickens and ducks or something, you are helping Chang Lei fulfill his promise in advance?"

Speaking of this, Huang Sanshi laughed.

"But, what are we going to do?" Wu Lei looked at the sheep curiously and said, "Who are you?"

Wang Han shook the rope and said, "This is a sheep?"

"I know it's a sheep. Wu Lei squatted down to look at it and said, "But are its eyes like this?"

The film crew immediately gave the sheep a close-up.

Hey, this sheep's eyes are always rolling.

"yes, at least that's the way it was when I was pulling them. Wang Han nodded and said.

At this time, Liu Zixia also came over, and his focus was not on the sheep, but on Wang Han.

"Hi, hello, Zixia!" Wang Han took the initiative to greet Liu Zixia, and he was also familiar, calling Liu Zixia's name.

In fact, the two didn't know each other, but Wang Han felt very comfortable for Liu Zixia.

So Liu Zixia also stretched out his hand to him with a smile and said, "Hello, Brother Han." ”

"I've wanted to come to the mushroom house for a long time, so I grinded Wutai for several days, and finally annoyed him, so I was asked to come to the mushroom house. Wang Han smiled and said, "You have to entertain me well today?"

"Of course, of course. Liu Zixia nodded and responded: "Even if it can't make you feel at home, at least it must make your day comfortable and fulfilling!"

"That's a good feeling!" Wang Han said: "By the way, what should I do with these two sheep?"

"Yes, what should we do?" Wu Lei said: "Are we going to raise them? I'm a little afraid of them!"

"You said you are a big boy, why are you still afraid of sheep?"

Huang Sanshi glared at Wu Lei angrily and said, "Let's get them into the pen first, and then give them some leaves from the watermelon seedlings and put them in the circle, and the sheep will eat that." ”

While saying this, Huang Sanshi took the rope of the sheep from Wang Han's hand.

So, a group of people walked towards the circle behind the house, which had been empty.

In the courtyard, only Wang Han was left with a suitcase, messy in the wind.

Wang Han complained to the live camera: "This show is really interesting, that is, the guests are here, and the hosts are all gone, is there such a way to entertain me?"

"Woo Woo ......"

Just as Wang Han said this, the sound of a dog barking came from the bedroom door.

Turning his head to look, it was Xiao Huangduo at the door, calling at him viciously, and shrinking into the room, as if he was afraid that Wang Han would beat him.

That cowardice, I really can't bear to look at it directly!

"Hey, it's not that no one cares, and it's good to look at the doordog!" Wang Han said comfortingly.

Netizens complained about Wang Han, and they also started an all-round barrage offensive:

"Hahaha, sympathize with Brother Wang Han for a minute, the mushroom house is so wonderful!"

"Poor old Wang, there is only one little yellow day and night to accompany him. ”

"Sure enough, Wang Han is worthy of being a host, and this variety show feels strong......"

Netizens suddenly figured out that this is the correct way to open "Longing for Life".

When I get up early in the morning and open the window, no one cares, no one urges me to work, no one laughs at me, everything lives according to my own preferences.

This is the life you yearn for!

"Lao Wang, it's really hard for you!" A few people drove the two sheep into the pen, and Huang Sanshi came over and said, "I prepared watermelon and strawberries for you, come and eat some?"

"Can't you treat me to lunch?"

Looking at the lunch on the table, Wang Han licked his somewhat chapped lips and said, "On this hot day, I'm hungry and driving two sheep all the way, am I easy?"

"Aren't I afraid you're too hot?" Huang Sanshi said, "If you don't quench your thirst first, how can you eat?"

"Hey, what kind of logic are you?" Wang Han sat down at the small dining table and said, "I have to eat first today!" Come, Lao Huang, serve me a bowl, what is this...... Looks like a delicious staple?"

"This is the food of our hometown, called noodle dish!" Liu Zixia came over, helped Wang Han fill a bowl, and said, "Brother Han, pour some garlic and coriander, it's very delicious." ”

"Okay, I'll try it!" Wang Han ignored a few people and started eating directly.

After holding a chopstick and throwing the noodle dish into his mouth and chewing it a few times, Wang Han's eyes lit up.

"Hmm, this is delicious!" Wang Han said: "After so many years, I have never eaten such a delicious staple food, what is this made of?"

"This is very ordinary white noodles!" Wang Changlei also took a pair of chopsticks, put them in his mouth and chewed them, and said: "But this taste is really good, I didn't expect noodles to be able to do this." ”

"It's rare on Hong Kong Island to have this kind of noodle cooking. Lin Zhiyin chewed the noodle dish carefully and said, "I heard that Anxi is known as the noodle capital, I don't know if there is such a delicacy?"

"There should be similar pasta. Liu Zixia said: "But there should be no noodle dishes, this is unique to my hometown, not elsewhere." ”

Liu Zixia is very paranoid, he firmly believes that what is in his hometown is not available elsewhere.

"Okay, there's no other place!" Wang Changlei laughed and said, "Let's eat first, and we have to go to work in the afternoon after eating!"

"Work?" Wang Han, who was bowing his head and eating wildly, was stunned for a moment and asked, "What kind of work?"

"Lao Wang, aren't you?" Huang Sanshi said: "Don't you know that you came to our mushroom house to record a show to experience life?"

"Yes, aren't I just here to experience and enjoy?" Wang Han blinked and said.

This guy is really the same as Lou Yixiao, and he also wants to come here to enjoy life.

Geng Zhilei went online again: "Brother Han, what Teacher Huang means is to go down to work in the field." ”

"Hahaha, I'm really too straight. ”

"Is there anyone who talks to seniors so directly?"

"Anyway, that meaning is expressed anyway......

Geng Zhilei has become one of the laughing points of netizens, and this time Wang Han's performance of wanting to escape from work is too far-fetched, and at first glance, he is deliberately pretending to be stupid.

Will Geng Zhilei allow him to do this?

Of course not, you have to fight back, it's not negotiable!

Netizens just want to say, Geng Zhilei, well done!

"I'm telling you, my waist is really not good, really. ”

Wang Han rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and said: "Wu Tai knows this, if you don't believe it, you can call Wu Tai to confirm." ”

Everyone was a little stunned, this guy would really find a reason.

But will Liu Zixia let him go so easily?

The answer, of course, is no!

Liu Zixia immediately replied: "It's okay, we can find you other jobs to do!"

"Hey, the first time I saw these buds, it turned out to be in this state before they were dried. Hearing Liu Zixia's words, Wang Han glanced in the courtyard and began to change the topic.

Bud rice is corn, and there are so many provinces and cities in China, and the names are naturally different.

"Hey, you know what? It's fun to peel these corn kernels off the cob, otherwise, Brother Han, you can try peeling this?"

How could Liu Zixia let him run away, it didn't work to change the topic, and immediately found other jobs for him to do.

"Peel this?" Wang Han shook his head and said, "No, I have a dense phobia at close range!"

"Lao Wang, why don't you do this...... You went to the field to pick the corn, right?" Huang Sanshi couldn't see it, so he changed his method.

"That's it, I'm not using it as an excuse!" Wang Han ate a bowl of noodles, and said while holding the second bowl: "I'm allergic to ultraviolet rays!"

"What's wrong with you, tell them all now. Wang Changlei said with a smile.

"I'm really allergic to UV rays. Wang Han explained: "There will be a small piece of the body, a small piece of the body, which will swell up the whole body, and then spread all over the body, and the whole body will turn red!"

Hearing Wang Han's words, Lin Zhiyin had already covered his mouth and chuckled.

"I think Brother Han has a disease!" Wu Lei put down the dishes and chopsticks at this time and said, "A disease that hurts all over your body when you work!"