Chapter 795: The election is made

Wu Lei directly incarnated Geng Zhilei again, which is straightforward and quite intimidating.

When netizens saw this, they already laughed, and the barrage was sent out as if they didn't want money:

"Poof, hahaha, I can't stand it, Wang Han is a little too exaggerated, right?"

"Low back pain, dense phobia, ultraviolet allergies...... What's the difference between this and a waste?"

"That's right, it's so easy to come here, how can you be worthy of the food you are going to eat at night if you don't work......"

For the various faults that Wang Han found for himself, netizens were very incomprehensible.

What is this for? Want to sell a lazy persona?

But it's not right, this doesn't match the state that Wang Han usually gives to the audience?

Could it be that this is Brother Han's original character?

"You know, I'm here to enjoy the mushroom house, not to work!"

What Wang Han said at this time was the same as Lou Yixiao and Yimao, they just came to enjoy their feelings, who does it care who you do?

"Then are you eating?" Huang Sanshi said angrily: "I'll just ask you, do you eat?"

"Of course you have to eat this!"

Wang Han said as a matter of course: "Didn't I bring you two sheep? That is the gift I gave you, and as a return gift, you masters should cook me a delicious meal?"

"We didn't ask you to bring us a gift!"

Liu Zixia glanced at Wang Changlei and said, "Do you see this canopy on the grass shed? It was ordered by Brother Lei, the head of the family, for us, and this canopy is not more precious than two sheep?"

"Hey, Zixia, you have said this, there is a saying called courtesy and affection, you know?" Wang Han said unconvinced: "Besides, did you ask Mr. Wang to work?"

"I don't need them to ask me, I'll go to work!" Wang Changlei dismantled the stage and said: "I'll go to break the corn in a while, I heard that there is still some corn to be changed today, so I'll just go and break it." ”

"Uh......" Wang Han was stunned for a moment, then suddenly stood up and said, "The toilet is inside, right? I'll go to the toilet first, and then come out to eat later." ”

"Hey, Brother Han, let's go after dinner?" Liu Zixia said with a smile.

"Zixia, don't stop him, don't turn around and let him pee in his pants!" Huang Sanshi said with a wicked smile: "People have three urgencies, looking at Lao Wang like this, eighty percent of them can't hold back." ”

Wang Han paused and walked faster.

Netizens naturally began to brush up the barrage again:

"These two people are too damaged, look at Brother Han, they all started to use urine. ”

"But Brother Han's reasons for shirking his work are really enough, and I guess no one has so many excuses. ”

"I guess Brother Han will find other reasons not to work later......"

Netizens found that today's laughter and variety show feel seem to be quite dense.

Why don't you say you're tired from eating?

This dialogue is really exciting!

Mushroom House.

"Yes, the main force of the work is gone!" Seeing that Wang Han patted his ass and left, Huang Sanshi said, "Come, let's assign a task, right?"

"Let's still have some corn, right?" Liu Zixia said: "Let's go break the corn first, and today's goal is set at 500 pieces, so that we can save a little." ”

"Cheng, there are so many of us, 500 pieces of corn is still quite fast. ”

Huang Sanshi calculated it in his heart and said: "Then there are spicy crayfish and chopped pepper fish heads, these two don't need to be exchanged for corn, after all, we have a fish pond, we can catch them ourselves." ”

"Shall we divide into two teams to do these two jobs, or will we finish one and then do the other?" Wu Lei asked.

"Let's go together!" Liu Zixia said: "There are six of us here, and we are divided into two teams, one to break corn, and the other to catch fish and crayfish." ”

"That ......," Wang Changlei said, "You can't go to the fish pond to catch fish, it's better to catch it." ”

"That's easy to say!" Huang Sanshi said: "Xiao Lei and I will break corn, Zixia, you go to catch crayfish, it's over, Chang Lei, you go fishing!"

Just as he was saying this, Wang Han walked out of the house.

"Brother Han!" Liu Zixia's eyes lit up and said, "In this way, that crayfish, you go and catch it, we just elected it while you were away." ”

"Hey!" Wang Han said as he walked slowly in the direction of the grass shed, "Can you elect while I'm here?"

"Teacher Huang, if you agree with Brother Han to catch crayfish, please raise your hand!" Liu Zixia immediately asked when he heard Wang Han's words, and at the same time raised his hands.

There were a total of five people in the hut, except for Liu Zixia, the remaining four people all raised their hands.

Liu Zixia counted it and said, "1, 2...... 10 votes passed!"

Well, 5 people have a total of 10 hands, and he counts them all.

Well, this is a trick, Wang Han, who knew that he couldn't change the fate of his work, sighed and said, "Crayfish, didn't you say that you have to use fishing?"

Lin Zhiyin, who has not had a very good appearance rate since he came to the mushroom house, said with a divine knife: "You can also catch it! ”

That seems right!

Wait, Hong Kong Island and Bay Province, aren't they island provinces?

Is there a crayfish in there, too? Shouldn't it be a big lobster?

Anyway, since even the beautiful stars on Hong Kong Island have begun to support, Wang Han also knows that it is impossible to escape.

After thinking for a while, Wang Han said: "That crayfish, it won't float on the water, it will only crawl on the mud, or drill into the dirt, so how to catch it?"

"No, you can grab it, don't let it drill into the mud?" Liu Zixia said as he looked at Wang Han.

Wang Han touched his chin and pondered for a while, and suddenly said, "I can break corn, I'd better go and break corn!"

"Hahaha......"

Regardless of whether it was Wu Lei, Wang Changlei, Lin Zhiyin, or Huang Sanshi, they couldn't help it anymore, and they all laughed.

This is a routine Wang Han took the initiative to say that he worked, and he succeeded?

"My Xia is really bad, how can I be so routine Brother Han?"

"What is this called? I drill my own set, even if it is hard, I have to continue to drill in. ”

"Brother Han is afraid of water, otherwise how could he resist so much......

Netizens also laughed, it seems that they are happy to see Wang Han out of embarrassment.

Especially when Liu Zixia tried his best to trick Wang Han, the embarrassment after the embarrassment made netizens laugh.

"I agree to break corn now!" Wang Han clapped his palms and said.

"Hehe......"

Several people laughed again.

"No, you've already voted, you're going to catch crayfish. Huang Sanshi said directly: "Okay, let's stop talking, it's going to be evening if we talk again, and we won't eat at night?"

"Okay, let's eat quickly, finish eating and go to work!" Wang Changlei said this, and began to pick up the noodles again.

Seeing that no one cared about him, Wang Han smiled bitterly and said, "So you don't have the intention of taking a nap at all, right?"

"Yes, we've had enough rest in the morning!" Liu Zixia laughed.

"Hey, it seems that I really didn't come at the right time!" Wang Han began to feel sorry for himself.

......

During a meal, several people talked and laughed for more than half an hour.

When everyone finished eating, Huang Sanshi and Wu Lei, who were in charge of breaking the corn, began to clean up the 'mess'.

The two of them cleaned up the table and washed the dishes and chopsticks, there was nothing to see.

Therefore, the camera directly turned to Liu Zixia and a few of them.

While walking in the direction of the tool room, Liu Zixia said: "I think catching crayfish and fishing is more important! Otherwise, we won't have a place to eat at night." ”

"Nazi Xia, are there water pants here?" Lin Zhiyin asked, "We can't just go to the fish pond, right?"

When he said this, Lin Zhiyin also pointed to the clothes on his body.

Indeed, Lin Zhiyin should be dressed quite casually today: short sleeves, long pants, flat shoes, and standard for walking.

It's not okay to dress up like this and go to work in the fields!

"There should be water pants!" Liu Zixia said: "The previous owner here is prepared. ”

While talking, several people came to the tool room, where various tools were placed in different categories.

I searched, and in the small box near the wall, I turned out a few black pants that were wrapped from the soles of my feet to my chest, and then two suspenders could be stuck on my shoulders.

"Is the water in the fish pond deep?" Wang Han asked while shaking off his water pants: "Don't let us go into the fish pond at that time, and then the whole person didn't enter the water and drowned." ”

"Not really!"

Wang Changlei, who had already found the fishing rod, said while fiddling with the fish food:

"I've been to see a fish pond before, and I said it was one fish pond, but it's actually two. One is deeper, larger, about the waist position, should be dedicated to raising fish, the other is shallower, in my opinion it is more appropriate to call the pond, it seems to be planted with rice, the depth of the water is about to the calf. ”

Liu Zixia's mouth purred baldly and said, "That...... It's over your thighs!"

Wang Han was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "You think I'm Sanshi!"

Listening to Wang Han's words, Liu Zixia also laughed.

Huang Sanshi naturally didn't know that someone was arranging him, so he looked at the direction of the fish pond and said, "Xiao Lei, do you see it?"

"Mr. Huang, I actually want to go along, I think it's quite interesting. Wu Lei looked at the direction of the pond, and there was still a little envy in his eyes.

"It's quite interesting to go to the fish pond to catch crayfish!" Huang Sanshi said as he brushed the bowl.

"But it's already tiring to do the same. Wu Lei pinched his arm and said, "I'm afraid that after breaking the corn in a while, I won't have the strength to do it all over my body!"

"Yes, in fact, doing the same job is already very tiring. Huang Sanshi nodded and said, "We still have to work here for a season, we have to do this job every week!"

Wu Lei's face was bitter, and he silently licked his wounds.

In fact, he really wanted to say, he didn't do all the work much, you said you have to work here for a season, do you want to have a conscience?