Chapter 271: The King of Routines
The Macallan Bar.
"Don't be so serious. ”
Ted said, "We're all friends. ”
"There should also be a red line between friends. ”
Adam said seriously: "If you don't say it in advance, if you touch the red line when the time comes, how can you be a friend?"
"Yes!"
Lily was the first to chimed in: "There are some things that you shouldn't do, whether you are friends or not!"
As a woman, she is the most emotional about the wedding or something, and the sense of substitution is 100%, so naturally no one can destroy it, even if it is a good friend who destroys someone else's wedding.
"I agree. ”
Matthew's three views have always been the most positive, otherwise he would not be a marshmallow judge in the future.
That's one of the most awesome beings.
Of course, this is not to say that the justice's three views are the most correct, but this is the world of American dramas, and Matthew's ability to become a marshmallow judge is definitely the greatest praise for his correct three views.
After all, it's all about 'showing for others to see'......
"Okay. ”
Seeing this, Ted could only shrug his shoulders: "Barney, Adam is right, you really need to pay attention, otherwise your friends won't have to do it." ”
"I know. ”
Barney pouted.
The reason why he raised his hand to surrender, in addition to Adam's sharp eyes, was that he was keenly aware that Lily and Matthew were all towards Adam.
A circle of friends with a good atmosphere is not so easy to fit into, once he insists, even if Ted helps him speak, the atmosphere of this circle of friends will be broken, and he will most likely be ostracized.
Because the basis of this circle of friends has always been Ted, Matthew, and Lily.
Although he always asks Ted to say that he is Ted's best friend, he knows that Ted can't alienate his real best friends Matthew and Lily for his sake.
And he also likes Matthew and Lily very much, which is evidence that he once simply suffered emotional injuries and believes that love still exists.
So he never had the idea of beating Lily, and he also cared for Matthew and Lily's relationship very much.
Adam is well aware of this mentality.
You must know that in his previous life, when he watched the American drama "The Romance of His Father and Mother", he substituted Barney.
After crossing over, he became a prodigal son like Barney, and he understood Barney better.
Just as bad people like to be friends with good people, who doesn't like to be friends with a couple like Matthew Lilly, who 'wants to win the heart of one person and never be separated'?
"Yours is the case. ”
Barney looked at Adam, his small eyes narrowed habitually: "Actually, I am the same as you, I have always regarded the brotherhood code as a holy scripture, and I will write down what you said later." ”
"Huh. ”
Adam smiled and said, "I know the brotherly code, and I am happy that you are willing to add the clause of not destroying other people's marriages, but I hope that on the last page of your brotherly code, it is not written that 'the final interpretation belongs to Barney Stinson', and then if you want to break it, just say that the brotherly code is used to break." ”
“......”
Barney was really stunned this time.
This is his deepest secret, and he didn't expect it to be revealed by Adam.
For him, the brotherly code and the principles that brothers and friends must abide by when getting along are all pretenses and routines.
Doing what he wants is his only rule!
"You lied to me!"
Seeing this, Ted also reacted, and said angrily: "It turns out that your brother's code still has such a saying!"
Barney has been telling him about the sanctity of the brotherhood code many times, even if Ted didn't care about it, he gradually agreed with this, where did he think that there would be such a thing.
“ok,ok!”
Barney couldn't hide it, so he had to say in frustration: "I'll delete this one when I go back, okay?"
Then, he was puzzled and said, "Adam, how do you know?"
"Huh. ”
Adam smiled reservedly: "It's very simple, treat others with yourself, and don't speculate on the weakness of human nature with the greatest malice......"
"You cow!"
Barney gave a thumbs up.
Adam laughed but didn't say a word.
Lily then turned her attention back to Chandler and Monica's wedding.
Adam satisfies her gossip one by one.
Lily listened with relish.
Matthew did the same, glancing at Ted from time to time.
Adam's heart moved, guessed Matthew's thoughts, and laughed in his heart.
"As the chief best man, you really don't plan to find a dancer for the groom?"
Barney endured for a while, but couldn't help but ask.
"Why are you looking for it?"
Adam asked rhetorically.
"It's a tradition!"
Barney suddenly became energetic: "A single night without a dancer is incomplete, and it is destined to be unhappy, those male compatriots who participated, most of them went to this, you don't look for a dancer, when the time comes, they will see a ghost?"
And I'm sure the bridesmaids will also organize her bachelorette night party for the bride, can you guarantee that they won't look for dancers?"
Adam was stunned.
He didn't care about Barney's previous words, but he really didn't dare to guarantee the last sentence.
Because he remembered in a trance, Monica's single night seemed to have really found a dancer, and Monica had a good time.
After getting married, Chandler was so jealous that Monica herself became a dancer and specially held a bachelorette night party for him.
"Hah!"
Seeing this, Barney was overjoyed and said, "I'm right! The groom doesn't look for a dancer, but the bride does, so the groom doesn't lose money." ”
"What's wrong with that. ”
The corners of Adam's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help it.
In fact, the dancer is really nothing, after all, Adam deliberately took Chandler to play for several weeks in order to alleviate his infatuation with Joey's girlfriend Casey.
But Chandler wasn't in a relationship with Monica at that time, and he wasn't the groom.
Now that the two of them are married, Monica's side will most likely look for a dancer, and if Chandler doesn't find it, Adam will really feel a little panicked about Chandler's loss.
"Yes, it's not a question of losing or not, it's a matter of tradition. ”
Barney tightened his tie and held his head high, resuming his usual nonsense: "Do you know why the bride and groom look for dancers at bachelorette night parties?"
"The club publicizes, expands the demand, makes more money?"
Adam teased.
“......”
Barney froze for a moment, glanced at Adam, who was telling the truth, and then looked away, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said in an epic expression tone: "That's because it's foreplay!"
"Foreplay?"
Lily and the others looked confused.
"Yes, it's foreplay!"
Barney's theory comes from the beginning: "Think about it, a couple is about to enter the palace of marriage, but before that, they are already engaged, most of them have been living together for a long time, and the novelty is seriously reduced.
In this case, how much anticipation will they have on the night of the cave room?
Seldom!
So, a certain genius came up with the idea of a bachelorette night party and gave both parties the right to find a dancer and dancer.
Just imagine, the newcomer who was danced by the dancer at the bachelor night party could only see but couldn't eat, held a fire in his belly, and then held a romantic wedding to burn this fire even more.
At night, on the night of the cave room, what kind of astonishing power will erupt from the flames brought by this supernormal foreplay that has been pressed again and again. ”
"That night in the cave will be very warm and unforgettable......"
Lily instantly entered the fantasy, biting her lip and looking demonic.
"That's it, that's the Yellowstone Volcano Eruption. ”
Barney snapped his fingers and looked at Adam proudly, "So, for the sake of the happiness of the newlyweds, should we find a dancer on the bachelor's night?"