Chapter 32: Rubbing Powder

A bottle of wine, just want to eliminate a thousand hatreds?

Liu Shengli heard Zheng Chengxi's words, and he was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, but he didn't plan to fight with Zheng Chengxi anymore, but he couldn't leave the handle down: his daughter-in-law was insulted, and someone apologized for a bottle of wine.

"Zheng Chengxi, what nonsense you just said, what you want to do or not, what natural protection, what you say, I don't care about you. Liu Shengli took a breath and touched his nose, "Since it was a misunderstanding, and we all picked it up, then from now on, let's not be suspicious, don't just suspect a bit of." ”

Zheng Chengxi tilted his head and thought about it, and somewhat understood that this was the step that Liu Shengli found for the two of them, "Okay, anyway, it's a misunderstanding, and it's not a big deal." ”

Zhang Benmin, who was hiding in a hidden place, heard this, and knew that there was nothing exciting, so he withdrew, and he would come to pick up the hook early tomorrow morning, if there was a catch, he would have to make a deal with Cao Xushan, hoping that it would be smooth. Of course, Zhang Benmin did not forget the point, and he had to clean up Wang Tuanmu as soon as possible, otherwise Cao Xushan would not have bought his account for a long time.

The decision has been made, Zhang Benmin, who entered the house, came to the courtyard, stood in front of the water tank, hesitated, picked up the scoop and scooped half a scoop, poured it down, and then went back to the back room to sleep.

I slept fairly soundly this night, and the day was already bright when I woke up. Zhang Benmin got up and hurriedly ran to the river.

Luck was good, both hooks and lines were harvested, and a yellow eel was hung on each. Zhang Benmin quickly put them into a net pocket, and then rushed home before dawn, stuffed the yellow eel into the haystack, and then entered the yard, drank half a scoop of cold water in front of the water tank, and quickly climbed into bed to sleep.

I didn't fall asleep, I drank too much cold water, and my stomach was uncomfortable. Just get up and go to school, so I might as well connect with Cao Xushan as soon as possible. After eating some food, I went out with my schoolbag on my back, took out the yellow eel from the haystack next to the door, covered it with a large rag, and walked in small steps to the school.

Cao Xushan, who is inside the school gate, has already prepared breakfast, and some teachers who arrived early or lived in the school have already started to eat. Zhang Benmin beckoned and motioned for Cao Xushan to speak.

Cao Xushan led Zhang Benmin to the kitchen and asked how he thought about the countermeasures. Zhang Benmin said that he would make a small fuss and light a fire first, and then he would be able to make Wang Tuanmu cry and call his mother, and then he raised two yellow eels, "Principal Cao, you haven't forgotten what you said last time, have you?"

"Oh, how could it. Cao Xushan took the yellow eel and weighed it, "It's very fat, one fried pepper, and the other is made into soup." ”

"Call Wang Tuanmu at noon, let him take advantage of a bowl and burn his heart!"

"This, in your plans?"

"Temporary joining. ”

"Okay, just do as you say, as long as you can bring him down, anything!" Cao Xushan said, taking out five yuan from his pocket, "Is it enough?"

"Yo, Principal Cao, it's a bit much. ”

"That's it, after all, it's the first time, more is more. ”

"Well, that can't let me take advantage of it alone, and when I go to school in the afternoon, I'll bring you a dollar, which will be regarded as a thank you fee. ”

"Good boy, there really is a set!Not bad!" Cao Xushan couldn't help but nodded, "It seems that Wang Tuanmu is going to suffer!"

Zhang Benmin no longer paid attention to what Cao Xushan said, put five yuan in his pocket, and asked if there was any water to drink. Cao Xushan raised his hand and pointed to the hot water bottle at the door, saying that the water pipe was enough, so drink it casually.

"I want to drink cold. Zhang Benmin shook his head.

"It's cold? ”

"Well, yes, I just want to. After Zhang Benmin finished speaking, he went to the kitchen, poured a stomach of cold water, and then swaggered to the classroom.

Since last night, I have drunk cold water several times, and the effect is obvious, just after the second class, Zhang Benmin's stomach began to ache. "Report to Mr. Wang, I'm going to, and!" he stood up holding his stomach.

Wang Tuanmu in the class spoke happily, and was very angry when Zhang Benmin was so stirred, "What is the use of you except pretending to be a belly of!"

"I, I'm useless. Zhang Benmin only responded and walked out.

"Stop, do I approve it!" Wang Tuanmu glared.

Zhang Benmin ignored it, "There's really no way, I'm going to put it in my pants one night later." ”

"Go, go, get out of here!" Wang Tuanmu slammed the door after Zhang Benmin went out.

Zhang Benmin gritted his teeth all the way and insisted that he must hold back outside the south wall before firing the cannon.

It's very dangerous, when he climbed the wall, he used too much force, and he almost didn't catch it, so after climbing the wall, Zhang Benmin didn't dare to jump down directly, otherwise he would definitely not be able to hold it after an impact.

Hook the wall with both hands, slide down slowly, then take out the prepared kraft paper, unfold it, and spread it on the ground. After preparing all this, Zhang Benmin's pants faded, and before he could fully squat down, he slammed up.

It's a very thin pool, and it's precious.

Zhang Benmin carefully lifted the kraft paper, held the thin yellow steadily, moved to the root of the wall in small steps, and then slipped the thin against the waist of the wall, and then slowly scraped it with a small piece of wood, like brushing paint on the wall.

"Yes!" After finishing the matter, Zhang Benmin took a few steps back and looked at it, very satisfied with his masterpiece, "If the flower dog of Jia Zheng's family can eat this again, I will admire it at home, and I will definitely buy a hundred catties of pork for it to eat!"

"Jingle bell ......" The bell rang for the end of class.

Zhang Benmin didn't dare to stay longer, if he delayed the next class, he might be beaten by Wang Tuanmu again. When I climbed over the wall again, I was much more relaxed, after all, I pulled out a stomach of, and I was relaxed.

After school at noon, the first thing Zhang Benmin did when he got home was to burn two heads of garlic in the stove and eat them, so he had to cure his diarrhea, or he would continue to eat thin in the afternoon, which would affect the planned action.

The operation had to be carried out alone, and when he went to school, Zhang Benmin made an excuse not to go with Gao Jinjin and Sun Yuliang. It happened that this scene was seen by Zhou Guofang, and he was very exaggerated and hid away, and ridiculed that someone was pulling, so he had to stay away, or he would not be slammed.

Zhang Benmin couldn't help gritting his teeth, and secretly swore to teach this turtle grandson a lesson, although Xu Lixia said that she couldn't trouble him, but she could borrow a force, and she didn't have to do it yourself at all.

Walking alone on the road, looking up at the sky from time to time, the sun doesn't seem to be too dazzling, but it's still warm. At this moment, Zhang Benmin hopes that the sun is hot, because he needs the that has been painted on the wall in the morning to dry quickly.

It was a must to go and check, so I didn't go inside the school, but walked around the courtyard wall. Fortunately, the is almost dry, and there are many small pieces of that have cracked and warped, and they fall off at the touch of a button. Zhang Benmin was very pleased, so he climbed over the wall and entered the school. If you come back after two classes in the afternoon, you should be able to charge for it.

In the second half of the second class, Zhang Benmin began to act, he raised his hand to report, saying that he was going to diarrhea again. Wang Tuanmu, who was occupying the class, was extremely impatient, and roared angrily and said that if you want to, go out the back door, don't report it, so as not to delay everyone's class.

Zhang Benmin, who was overjoyed, ran out and went straight to the south courtyard wall and climbed out.

The on the wall was all dry, and Zhang Benmin carefully scraped a small half piece of kraft paper, and soon gathered a large handful, then folded the kraft paper in half and rubbed it vigorously. When he opened the kraft paper, he looked at the small pile of powder that had been successfully grinded, trembled with excitement, and then took out a small plastic bag and collected it all.

Jumping from the courtyard wall into the school, clutching the plastic bag, as if holding a hand that was about to open the safety of the thunder, the teenager's eyes became especially resolute, looking at the office in the distance.

The office is empty!

Zhang Benmin meditated on the heavens and gave him a good opportunity. He slipped into the office, opened the drawer where Wang Tuanmu put the cigarettes, opened the bag, poured the powder into it, shook it back and forth and stirred it evenly, and then put it back as it was.

With a satisfied smile on his face, Zhang Benmin returned to the classroom.

Wang Tuanmu was very puzzled, his eyes pricked up, "Laugh, look at your smug energy, eat your own, and eat enough?!"

Zhang Benmin immediately lowered his head, quietly walked to the seat and sat down, there was no need to stiffen his mouth at this time, he hoped that something would be gained after school.

Wang Tuanmu was very happy after the vicious scolding, especially when he saw Zhang Benmin's wilting appearance, he was even more comfortable, he rolled up his sleeves angrily, and scanned the whole classroom with his chin raised, "Okay, students, let's continue my wonderful lecture!"

This class is not wrong to say that it is wonderful, Wang Tuanmu performed an idiom to the extreme: absent-mindedness.

Look down at the book, raise your eyes to say a few words, turn back and poke at the blackboard, and then you want to look out of the north window affectionately: leaning over, twisting your neck, glancing, after confirming the target, you will look away like lightning, then look at the second glance, and begin to lock on to the target, and at the third glance, you will be distracted, your eyes will be blurred, your mouth will be slightly open, and you can keep a movement for a long time. When he came back to his senses, his body shook, and he seemed to realize that something was wrong even in front of a group of children, so he coughed a few times, supported the podium with both hands, poked his head and asked word by word if he understood what he had just said?

Zhang Benmin wanted to laugh, but he couldn't help it, and he showed a pious look on his face.

Wang Tuanmu did not respond to his question, so he shook his nose and scolded the whole class for having wooden bumps, and then began to repeat, looking down at the book, raising his eyes and saying a few sentences......

Finally, the bell rang for the end of class, Wang Tuanmu's body was shocked, but he pretended to be calm, dragged on for a few minutes, and estimated that the teachers in the office had almost left, so he quickly and forcefully closed the books and said hurriedly: "Class!" Then he ran to the office with his legs upside down, and threw his textbooks and preparation books on the desk, and rushed to the north window to start checking Guo Aiqin's situation.

Just like a wooden peg, Wang Tuanmu was stunned in front of the window for more than ten minutes, and then began to sing. After three songs, I finally waited for the opportunity and went to chop firewood again. This time, he also learned from Song Weishan's example, picking up the axe with one hand, but the axe came with its own, and it was a little smaller, so it was easier to carry.

Guo Aiqin was almost ripe, she brought a glass of water to Wang Tuanmu, who was working hard to pick up the axe, and her figure pretended to be twisted.

"Eh, Mr. Guo, you're polite, thank you. Wang Tuanmu habitually trembled, looked at Guo Aiqin directly, and stretched out his trembling hand.

"No thanks, I should thank you. Guo Aiqin pressed the water cup into Wang Tuanmu's hand, looked around, and whispered: "Wait a minute, I have to go to the office to prepare for a while, and by the way, I will listen to you sing a few more songs." ”

"Well, okay, okay! Actually, it's better for me to sing quietly than loudly, or I'll be quieter, lie on your ear, and only sing to you?" Wang Tuanmu was so excited.

Guo Aiqin replied with a smile.

"Then, I'll go back first and get ready. Wang Tuanmu packed up the firewood, and returned to the office in a hurry, at this moment, he was so excited that he almost couldn't hold it, stretched out his arms, straightened it for a while, and half-bent it up, clenched his fists to make a strong gesture, "I'm going to make her a mother, if you succeed, you will succeed!"