As long as he is happy, sad or angry, Wang Tuanmu will smoke like crazy. At this moment, he was almost happy to die, and he wanted to smoke to death to enjoy it.

Opened the drawer, took out the tobacco packet, trembled and wrapped a large coarse dry tobacco, and even struck three matches in a row before lighting it, and then smoked violently. Wang Tuanmu, who has a problem with his sense of smell due to rhinitis, can't smell the burning smell of human feces powder in the tobacco at all, which is extremely weird, especially the choking smell of dry tobacco, which is unbearable.

Guo Aiqin came over shyly, out of nature, she simply freshened up, and wiped a little flower water.

Wang Tuanmu had already closed the doors and windows of the office tightly, afraid that the wind would leak if the movement was loud, but God knows what it would be like in the office where the smell of and smoke accumulated.

Guo Aiqin, who was tiptoeing and holding her breath, quickly closed the door after pushing the door and flashing into the office, and then let out a long breath and took a deep breath. This is the first time for her to do this, and she needs to adjust her nervousness.

It's a pity that Guo Aiqin was ruthlessly choked, she held her chest and coughed uncontrollably, the nausea was so bad that the smell of vomiting almost made her breathless, coupled with the aroma of the flower water she had just smeared, the smell blended, and it was almost suffocating.

"What does it smell like?"

"Oh, oh, yes, it's the smell of smoke. Wang Tuanmu was a little nervous, "You, can't stand the smell of smoke?"

"No, it's not just the smell of smoke. Guo Aiqin looked pained, "Also, there is a very disgusting smell." ”

"Huh?" Wang Tuanmu sniffed vigorously, "Yes?"

Guo Aiqin frowned, now she was suffocating to death, completely out of mind, "Why not, I'm going to faint!"

Wang Tuanmu thought that Guo Aiqin was creating an atmosphere, so he immediately got up from his seat with a smile and stepped forward, "Dizzy, it's okay, I can't fall." ”

As Wang Tuanmu approached, Guo Aiqin felt that the despicable smell became stronger and stronger, "Stop, you stop me!" Guo Aiqin stretched out his hand and pointed, "Stay away, the farther away, the better!"

After saying this, Guo Aiqin couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and walked away.

Wang Tuanmu caught up with two steps, was stunned at the door of the office for a long time, and shook off the cigarette butt fiercely, "Mother, play Lao Tzu!"

Zhang Benmin had been hiding under the back window, and he was so happy to hear this. He hurriedly walked to the side, and then pretended to pass by the office inadvertently.

"Zhang, Zhang Benmin, it's too late, you haven't left yet?!" Wang Tuanmu was suddenly frightened.

"Yo, Mr. Wang hasn't left yet. Zhang Benmin scratched his head and said, "It's not that I didn't leave, but I'm back again, and I forgot something in my seat after school and I have to take it back." ”

"The doors are locked, you little bastard still have a ghost!" Wang Tuanmu, who came back from the fright, began to take out his anger on Zhang Benmin.

"Try your luck, if the window is not closed, climb the window and go in. ”

"What, you still dare to climb the window?!" Wang Tuanmu said angrily, "Believe it or not, I will catch your mistake and let you die ten thousand times!"

"What's wrong with no one seeing it?" Zhang Benmin said in a tone that didn't care, "Oh, but it's not going to work now, I didn't expect you to leave yet, and even if you leave, isn't there still Mr. Guo." ”

At the mention of Guo Aiqin, Wang Tuanmu's body shrank, "Yes, yes, Mr. Guo lives in the school." ”

"What's wrong with living in school, she doesn't care about these things. Zhang Benmin put on a smug look, "I ran into her just now, she didn't even look at me, she just cared about her own fun." ”

"Have fun yourself?" Wang Tuanmu was stunned, what kind of medicine was she selling in Guo Aiqin's gourd? She must find out! So she asked eagerly: "Zhang Benmin, tell me the truth, do you mean that when she saw Teacher Guo just now, she was happy?"

Of course, when she first met at the edge of the dormitory, she covered her mouth and laughed, and said to herself that she didn't know what to do. Zhang Benmin's expression was very serious, "It seems that he is still muttering, but don't be stupid or anything, I didn't hear it very clearly at the time." ”

Wang Tuanmu tilted his head, frowned, and beckoned to Zhang Benmin, "Come here, do you smell anything in the office?"

Zhang Benmin walked in and sniffed twice briefly, "No, it's just the smell of ink that usually prints test papers, and the smell of fragrant dry smoke." ”

"That's it. Wang Tuanmu nodded, a smile appeared on his face, and said secretly: "It seems that I didn't understand it, if I catch up with her, maybe I will go to her dormitory or the crops outside the school!"

Zhang Benmin felt Wang Tuanmu's thoughts very accurately, so he lost no time in saying: "Oh yes, at that time, Teacher Guo was walking briskly, and she looked back from time to time, as if someone was picking her up. ”

"Hey, yes!" Wang Tuanmu slapped his thigh.

"See it with your own eyes!" Zhang Benmin said seriously, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Cao Xushan in the cafeteria, he also saw it not far away." ”

"Oh. Wang Tuanmu heard Cao Xushan, he seemed to be a lot more sober, the guy looked at him very unfriendly on weekdays, it seems that he has to pay attention, so as not to be caught, immediately, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Good things are grinding, let's stop here today.

"Teacher Wang, can I go back?" Zhang Benmin felt that it was almost time to withdraw.

"Yes, yes. Wang Tuanmu's tone was much better, after all, he got more important information from Zhang Benmin's mouth, "Zhang Benmin, not only can you go back, but you can also climb the window into the classroom to get things." ”

"Wow!" Zhang Benmin pretended to be pretentious, and quickly turned his head and ran towards the classroom, but he stopped after running a few steps, turned back to Wang Tuanmu and said, "Teacher Wang, I think what you said is very right, you still can't climb the window, you have to abide by the rules and regulations of the school." ”

Wang Tuanmu tilted his head and smiled, as if he was very satisfied, "Well, Zhang Benmin, if you are so obedient in the future, I will no longer let you suffer." ”

"Okay, Mr. Wang has to talk about it, then I'll go back. Zhang Benmin turned around and lowered his head and smiled, and scolded secretly, "Dog's day, I will definitely not suffer any more, below, it is you who suffer!"

Zhang Benmin went to Cao Xushan.

Cao Xushan was wondering, he had seen everything in the afternoon, and when Guo Aiqin dodged to the office, he was extremely depressed, and he knew very well that there was going to be a war in the office that he didn't want to see the most. But in a short time, he saw Guo Aiqin running away with a painful face, and he wondered even more, could it be that the declining seed king Tuanmu is not as good as a fast gunman?

Anyway, Cao Xushan instantly had a huge dislike for Zhang Benmin, thinking that he was a little liar, and immediately began to make up his mind to find an opportunity to teach him a lesson. Unexpectedly, before the decision was made, Zhang Benmin took the initiative to send it to the door.

"Principal Cao!" Zhang Benmin smiled, "discuss a good matter." ”

Cao Xushan felt that he was an adult after all, and he couldn't get angry without saying a word, but his tone was definitely emotional, "What kind of principal is not the principal, if you don't come, what good can you have?"

"Bah, didn't you say okay, you want to kill Wang Tuanmu a bastard?"

"Treat a fart, he and Guo Aiqin may have been involved, and he is having fun now!"

"Get a hair!" Zhang Benmin knew what Cao Xushan was thinking, "Let's talk ugly ahead, according to my plan, everything is under control, if you don't cooperate, it's another matter." ”

Cao Xushan was very surprised to see Zhang Benmin so calm, he didn't quite understand how a child could be old-fashioned.

"Anyway, whether it will be successful or not will be the last trembling, if you don't want to, forget it. Zhang Benmin hugged his arms, "In the future, I won't ask you to buy any fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs, and each will go his own way." ”

Cao Xushan frowned and touched the back of his head, and sighed, "Okay, you say, I'll listen." ”

"Hmm. Zhang Benmin nodded, put down his arm, and whispered: "Tomorrow, you have to ask for leave, and go to the county early in the morning for a run." ”

"Go to the county?" Cao Xushan was stunned, "What are you doing?"

Zhang Benmin took out a small black plastic bag wrapped in a ball, "Send this to the county chemical factory to watch the gate, and let him hand it over to Song Weishan." ”

"What's this?" Cao Xushan took it, pinched it, and checked it again.

"Clever tricks. Zhang Benmin raised his eyebrows, "You can't ask more, let alone open it to see, or it won't work." ”

Cao Xushan pursed his lips, unwilling but didn't ask again.

Zhang Benmin smiled secretly, what is the use of asking in it, it is nothing more than a denunciation note to Song Weishan.

The note reads: Song Weishan, your woman Guo Aiqin and private teacher Wang Tuanmu are having a story. The main responsibility lies with Wang Tuanmu, who always sings to Guo Aiqin through the window after school to attract her attention. After many efforts, it worked, Guo Aiqin really moved her mind and began to deliberately provoke Wang Tuanmu, often asking him to help chop firewood in order to get closer. In addition, Wang Tuanmu was very anxious and couldn't wait for the gradual progress, so he used special aphrodisiac tobacco (see the attached plastic paper package) in an attempt to smoke Guo Aiqin very, so as to achieve the goal of having trouble with her as soon as possible. Not much to say, in short, it has come to the time of 100,000 urgency, I hope you will be more careful and careful, keep your home and live a good life!

The payment is: those who are not convinced.

In addition to the note, there was also a handful of and tobacco wrapped in plastic paper, which was a bit left by Zhang Benmin as planned.

"This thing, can it work?" Cao Xushan also guessed a little at this time, "Can he Song Weishan believe it?"

"Song Weishan, you don't know, just with his violent temper, even if you don't believe it, you will immediately rush back to testify. As long as he comes back and asks, with Guo Aiqin's courage, what can he hold?"

"Okay, I'll believe you again, and promise to let Song Weishan get your tricks tomorrow morning. ”

"Cheng!" Zhang Benmin was full of confidence.

You can imagine how powerful this note is.

The next afternoon, not long after Cao Xushan returned from the county seat and entered the school gate, Song Weishan arrived out of breath, and as soon as the bicycle was put at the door, he got into the house.

Guo Aiqin was about to come out to fetch water with a kettle, but she was stunned and blocked back.