"Don't be so careful, I mean you have a good physique!" Gu Jiujiang patted Sun Hefan on the shoulder, and then said with a slight smile.

"That's not what you said!" Sun Hefan continued.

Gu Jiujiang didn't care about him, he said to himself.

"People are not only in good physique, but they are also better than us! I have been practicing basic skills there in private, and with this hard work, I will definitely be a master of cross talk in the future!"

Sun Hefan was secretly happy when he heard this, but he still pretended to be modest and said: "You have won the award, every cross talk actor is like this." ”

"No one else can compare to you. ”

"Really?"

"Twenty-four hours a day!"

"How?"

"In addition to eating, sleeping, going to the toilet, playing games, and watching TV, you spend all your time on cross talk!"

After listening to the audience, many people laughed, the venue gradually heated up, and their attention was also attracted by the two people on stage.

When Sun Hefan heard this, his eyes widened.

"Hey, good guy, how can you have time to practice the basics?"

Gu Jiujiang nodded and said with a smile: "There is always a squeeze." ”

"Wow! That's quite reasonable. ”

With this earnestness, many peers went to their homes to study. ”

"That's the thing. Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang said straightforwardly, and then said: "A few days ago, I also went to their house. ”

Hearing this, Sun Hefan showed a puzzled look and said, "Oh, why don't I know?"

"You weren't home then!"

"I'm not at home, why are you going to my house?" Sun Hefan was even more puzzled.

Gu Jiujiang showed a thief smile and said, "You are not the only one in your family...... Can't I find someone else yet?"

After speaking, the audience seemed to hear the meaning of the words and started to coax.

"Appeal ......"

Sun Hefanxiao understood, and his expression was a little gloomy.

"Come on, come on, tell me what you are doing at my house!"

Gu Jiujiang covered his face, looking embarrassed.

"Appeal !!"

The audience roared louder.

The girlfriends brought by Chu Xiaotong also unconsciously participated.

"Tell me about it!"

Sun Hefan was anxious.

Looking at his anxious appearance, the audience couldn't help laughing.

Gu Jiujiang was a little shy.

"I'm going to find your old man......"

Sun Hefan immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

"Wow!

"If you look for the old man in my house, you can find it, what are you doing with this unlucky appearance!"

The audience was happy and waited for the following.

Gu Jiujiang continued: "I went to their house that day, and before I entered the door, I was happy. ”

"What are you happy about?" Sun Hefan was a little curious.

Gu Jiujiang said happily: "There is a couplet posted during the Spring Festival." ”

"Every family has it. Sun Hefan said.

"His family's Spring Festival couplets are special cola. ”

"Oh, you read it to everyone. What is this uplink?"

Gu Jiujiang paused, took a breath, and then said.

"When Wang Ba is not angry, he is as blessed as the East China Sea!"

"Huh?"

"Cuckolds have money to spend their lives than Nanshan!"

"Hoh!"

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"

When the audience listened to this couplet, they immediately laughed and applauded like thunder!

"Hahaha, that's so interesting, isn't it?"

"This guy is amazing!"

Some slightly older viewers gave Gu Jiujiang a thumbs up.

The girlfriends brought by Chu Xiaotong were also unconsciously amused, and they laughed and trembled on the side.

"Together, our family is the eighth king!?" Sun Hefan said unhappily.

"Hey, don't spoil the king. Gu Jiujiang said this unconcernedly.

The audience was happy again.

"I'll you, it must be a little bear kid who changed my Spring Festival couplets!" Sun Hefan explained.

"I don't know, I came to your door, and saw that your door was unlocked, so I pushed the door and went in. Gu Jiujiang continued the story.

"When I entered the hall, I saw that there was no one, so I shouted. ”

"And then?"

"The old man was in the back room, and when he heard my voice, he let me in. ”

"We know each other well, and you can tell who it is by listening to the voice. ”

Gu Jiujiang nodded slightly, and continued.

"When I came to the back room, I saw your old man reading a book there!" As he spoke, Gu Jiujiang picked up the fan, opened some of it, and pretended to be a book.

"What kind of book are you reading?" Sun Hefan said.

"I stepped forward to see that it was a Chinese chess!"

"The old man loves to watch this. ”

He was holding the book while talking to himself, and I looked bored, so I said to your old man. ”

"Say what?"

Gu Jiujiang imitated the appearance at that time and said.

"Or ...... Let's kill the two of you?"

"Does the old man agree?"

Gu Jiujiang nodded and said, "Of course I agreed!"

"The two of us played chess and were polite. ”

"How are you polite?"

"The old man let me, I have to go first!" said Gu Jiujiang, looking angry.

"It's okay to let you?"

"Since ancient times, red first and black second, your father is red, I am black, we can't break the rules!"

"That's just as well. ”

With that, the two of us started playing chess. Gu Jiujiang picked up the waking wood on the table as a chess piece.

"This is the beginning?"

"That's not it, your old man has the demeanor of a master, and he thought about it for five minutes!"

"How?"

"Didn't even make this first move!"

"Wow!"

When the audience heard this, they burst out with joy.

Gu Jiujiang continued: "It took half an hour for your old man to take the first move. ”

"How?"

Gu Jiujiang's appearance as a model old man, holding a waking wood in his hand.

"Young man, I'm down!"

As he spoke, the waking wood fell gently.

"My deacon!"

The old man's voice appeared, which Gu Jiujiang imitated.

"This move is Wenqi. Sun Hefan explained.

Gu Jiujiang regained his voice.

"Then I'll fly to the elephant!"

"It's also a move. ”

Gu Jiujiang plays two roles.

"Since you fly elephants, then I will fall into the army!"

This is the voice of the old man.

"If you are a fallen, then I will fall into the elephant!"

Gu Jiujiang's original voice appeared.

You come and go, it's the same as if you didn't start.

Sun Hefan couldn't stand it anymore.

"Isn't this the same as not being able to do it?"

As soon as the words ended, the audience laughed again.

Gu Jiujiang also wondered: "I think so too, I told the old man." ”

"What do you say?" Sun Hefan said.

"Old man, it's not interesting for you to go like this, this is to make fun of me, this is this! Let's have a good game, I still want to learn skills from you seriously!" Gu Jiujiang said in a good voice.

"This old man is also wilted. ”

"Let's go down again, this time it's serious, from nine o'clock in the morning to half past four in the afternoon!"

Sun Hefan was surprised: "Huh, how long has it been?"