Gu Jiujiang nodded and continued.

"For most of the day, the two of us have not been able to distinguish the winner!"

Sun Hefan's eyes widened and he gave a thumbs up.

"Then this chess skill is high enough. ”

Gu Jiujiang showed a proud expression when he heard this, and then continued.

"After playing for so long, in the end, naturally there are not many chess pieces left. ”

"What's left then?" Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang paused and raised his voice.

"Your father, there is only one elephant left, one handsome!"

"What about you?"

"I'm pretty much the same, just one sergeant and one general!"

"Whew, isn't this a draw?"

Gu Jiujiang nodded.

"I think so too, just tell the old man, let's even if it's a draw today, a draw!"

"Is that a draw?"

"The old man is stubborn! ”

"There are no chess pieces to cross the river, and you still want to draw chess?" Sun Hefan expressed puzzlement.

Gu Jiujiang also showed a puzzled expression.

"I asked the old man. ”

He imitated the appearance at that time and said, "This is a chess piece that has not crossed the line, how can we still play?"

"What did the old man say?" Sun Hefan said curiously.

Gu Jiujiang imitated the old man's tone again.

"Then let's break the routine and go back to Northern Tsarist Russia?"

Sun Hefan smiled and said, "Good guy, foreign chess?"

Gu Jiujiang nodded, and he continued to imitate the old man's voice.

"Soldiers and elephants can cross the river, be a pawn arch, and see who arches whom to death!"

"Haven't heard of it. Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang ignored him, picked up the waking wood and knocked it on the table!

Sun Hefan was startled and hurriedly asked, "This is?"

Gu Jiujiang opened his mouth.

"Your father picked up the elephant and took it to me. ”

"The elephant is good!" Sun Hefan gave a thumbs up.

"Then I can't be polite to him!"

"You're welcome!"

Gu Jiujiang picked up the waking wood and knocked it again.

"I picked up the taxi, and I took your father's taxi. ”

"There are comings and goings!"

Gu Jiujiang picked up the waking wood and said a word to knock it.

Boom.

"Your dad is like me!"

Sun Hefan didn't react, and gave a thumbs up: "Okay!"

Boom.

"I'll kill your father!"

The thumbs up are still up.

"Awesome!" he was still holding.

When the audience heard this, they reacted and laughed.

Gu Jiujiang continued to knock on the waking wood.

"Your dad is like me!"

The audience laughed.

Sun Hefan seemed to have reacted and was about to speak.

Gu Jiujiang didn't give him a chance.

Boom!

"I'm your dad!"

The audience laughed.

Sun Hefan was annoyed and pushed Gu Jiujiang.

"I'll you!"

As soon as the words ended, the audience's laughter was mixed with applause.

The two bowed and planned to step down.

In the audience, there was warm applause.

The few little sisters brought by Chu Xiaotong laughed when they heard the last paragraph.

Seeing that the audience responded so enthusiastically, the staff asked the two to return to the venue for a while.

Seeing Gu Jiujiang and the two coming back, there were also enthusiastic cheers now.

Chu Xiaotong took out his mobile phone and started recording videos again.

"What do you want to see me perform?"

Gu Jiujiang looked at the audience and said.

"Little Juan'er~"

"Broken shoes and bare toes!"

Some of them came here yesterday, so they were naturally very excited.

The tattered shoes were indeed very magical, and they were humming last night while going home.

Chu Xiaotong is also very happy, yesterday's broken shoes showed her toes, but it made her rise a lot of fans!

Listening to such enthusiastic cheers from the audience, Gu Jiujiang nodded and said, "Then I'll have a song with broken shoes and exposed toes!"

The audience applauded thunderously.

Gu Jiujiang coughed twice, cleared his throat, and began to sing.

"Oops~ I'm dripping God~ Broken shoes leak toes~

The teacher asked me to pay the tuition~ I said to wait for two days~

I don't have money, I'm barefoot~ Snowflakes are floating outside~

The little girl next door saw it, and it was tears with circles in her eyes~

She is my heart's heart~ named Xiao Juan'er~

Closing the moon and shyness, sinking fish and geese, two circles fatter than me~

She's like a flower~ stuck in the middle of the dung~

This lump of cow dung is not anywhere else, it's right next to me!"

After singing, he picked up the paper fan and pointed to Sun Hefan beside him.

"you!"

Sun Hefan didn't care either, and pushed Gu Jiujiang over like this.

The audience laughed and felt that it was not enjoyable.

"One more song!"

"One more song!"

"One more song!"

More than 100 people were united and shouted together.

Gu Jiujiang was also a little moved when he saw that everyone was so enthusiastic.

"Well, since you like it, then I'll have a new song!"

"Good!"

"Sing it!"

The audience was rejoicing.

Several old people in the background, listening to this voice, most of them smiled.

"This little guy is going to be a horn!"

Mr. Su looked relieved.

On stage, Gu Jiujiang was ready, so he opened his mouth and sang.

"Ah~~~Five rings~~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring~~

Ah~~~Five rings~~ You have one less ring than the sixth ring~~

Finally one day~ you will repair to the seven rings~

Repair to the seventh ring~ What should I do~ You have two more rings than the fifth ring!"

After singing the song of the Five Rings, the audience seemed to have been a little poisoned by the Five Rings, and strongly asked Gu Jiujiang to sing it a few more times.

Gu Jiujiang couldn't help it.

The audience is his food and clothing parents, and there is no way not to sing.

sang the song of the Five Rings a few more times, and finally couldn't sing it anymore, so the audience let him go.

The venue has been heated up, and each group of actors will come on stage to say cross talk, and the big guys will give enthusiastic feedback.

This can make all of them who love to talk about cross talk happy, that's called a hard work, doing everything he can to amuse the audience.

A cross talk ended successfully.

It's a happy time to split the money again.

There are few people today, there are many audiences, and each actor has received more than 300 yuan, which makes the big guys happy, and they all think about how to hide their private money!

Gu Jiujiang left after taking the money, he sorted out the small videos he shot today, and then selected a few wonderful clips and posted them on the Internet.

There is no clip of him in these videos, he only took some videos of his brothers and uncles after he finished talking about his cross talk.

He didn't want to become popular overnight, for him, what he prefers is a long stream.

So that it doesn't bloat.

Walking on the street, Gu Jiujiang called up the system panel.

【Superstar System】

Host: Gu Jiujiang

Age: 25

Height: 183cm

Weight: 72kg

Skills: Crosstalk (Advanced), Cooking (Elementary), Singing (Intermediate), Suona (Advanced)......

Chances: 3+3 times (beginner), 1+1 times (intermediate)

Props: None

Fan value: 1991+233

Number of followers: 203+21

......

bite

Congratulations to the host for completing the Daily Mission!

[Work hard for the rise of cross talk!]

Audience satisfaction: 90 (excellent)

Rewards: 3 beginner draws, 1 intermediate draw.