Chapter 340: Can you come next time without losing it? (2-in-1 chapter, ask for a monthly pass!)
The skill dream continues.
Ah Cai, who was selected by the Oiran of the Qinglou, followed the sister in the float to the Great Huai'en Temple.
Since Ah Cai, who was secretly born in the thatched house by Ah Niang without the old bustard, it is the first time to see such a lively scene.
Cao Ya's 100 gold color head attracted the whole city's Goulan Oiran, and where there are beautiful women in the world, there is no shortage of men.
Dozens of dressed up Qinglou heads gathered, so that the incense of Huai'en Temple was dyed with a layer of rouge. The entire temple is bustling with people like a market.
In the temple of Nuoda, it has long been crowded by people who came to see if the high monk could resist the style of the top sister.
"There are too many of them! I can't see what Zhibei looks like. It is said that among the monks of this generation, Master Zhibei is second to none in terms of appearance and talent. I don't know if it's true or not. ”
"Oh, I'm afraid you've heard too little. I heard that this Zhibei is the younger brother of the current saint, and the emperor was especially favored, but he was obsessed with Buddhism and became a monk after the death of the emperor. If it weren't for that, I'm afraid it would be ...... in the Golden Palace."
"Be cautious, now that the Holy Dragon is not in good health, such things are also nonsense?"
"Ah, yes, yes. You see, after eating too much wine at noon, I am a little dizzy, so I will retire first, and I will retire first!"
In the midst of the commotion and discussion around him, Ah Cai walked to the pulpit with the head card in the green building. When the surrounding crowd saw her line, they all gave way out.
But at this time, Ah Caixin is no longer here.
He could even hear Acai's heart beating like a drum, and through her perspective, Li Shixin seemed to see a little beast caught by a hunter and ready to run away and find a way out.
Finally, just when dozens of Oiran gathered in front of the lecture hall, ready to show their magical powers to hook the high monk to return to the world, while the two turtles around him were not paying attention, Ah Cai quietly blended into the crowd.
The hustle and bustle around seemed to stop the moment she broke away from the Qinglou team.
Only the heart that seemed to jump out of the chest at that moment, and the pair of little feet that ran faster and faster......
"Ah Cai, where did you kill a thousand knives and die?!"
"Damn, people ran away!"
"Find! There are so many people, she can't run far, find me to break that's legs!"
A burst of shouting and cursing rang out from Ah Cai, who was hiding in the dark of the temple.
......
Before you know it, it's getting dark.
A from a green building ran away, and what happened on this day was just a small wave.
In the evening, Master Zhibei in dozens of talented and beautiful prostitutes in the capital, or elegant or vulgar means to finish the whole volume of the "Heart Sutra", and and the abbot of the Great Huai'en Temple debated the scriptures for two hours, during which the eyes did not squint, the red face was like dung, and the anecdote of the beautiful woman has spread throughout the capital.
But in Zhibei's monk's house, Zhibei's scriptures have not yet been debated.
"Female donor, the Buddhist door of Dahuaien Temple is pure, if you are also running for the hundred gold reward, the poor monk wants to persuade the donor, don't waste your efforts. The poor monk is dedicated to the Buddha, and there is no difference between the pink skeleton and the poor monk. Female donor, please go back. ”
Looking at Ah Cai, who was dressed in a white monk's robe in front of him, his eyes were slightly closed under a big bald head, and he was holding a rosary in his hand and constantly moving the monk, he hurriedly found a place to hide.
"Master, I'm just a little maid in the Qinglou. It wasn't to lure the master, and he never wanted the reward of 100 gold, but he couldn't stand the beating of the old bustard and the turtle master, so he escaped while the festival was held. I beg the master to keep quiet, let me hide here for a few days, and when the limelight passes, I will leave! Master, if I am caught, I will die! I beg the master to raise his noble hand and save my life!"
The girl who knelt on the ground in front of her and begged for mercy just made Zhibei droop her eyelids: "Amitabha." Female donor, all the mirrors in the root body and instrument world are empty flowers. Being obsessed with calculating only adds to your troubles. Buddhism is pure, I can't leave you, you better go. ”
"Master, I really didn't lie to you! if you drive me away, I'll really die!"
"Amitabha. The world has many lives, and it is destined, and the destiny of heaven cannot be violated. ”
"If I am caught, I will be killed!"
"I wish the female benefactor a good birth in the next life. ”
Seeing the monk in front of him facing his own hardships, Ah Cai, who was kneeling on the ground, was stunned: "Do you think I'm lying, playing tricks, and calculating you?"
"Amitabha. Shi mainly doesn't leave, and the poor monk will have to call people. ”
At this moment, the sound of the night patrol novice came from outside the door.
Seeing the Buddha statue in front of him, Zhibei got up to open the door, and Ah Cai, who had finally escaped from the clutches of the devil, couldn't help laughing miserably: "I thought there was a Buddha in this temple, and the Buddha could cross me, so I took the risk to hide here." It turned out that it was all fake, and the Buddha also deceived people, and even the Buddha didn't want to pay attention to a lowly maid in a green building. Monk, what you said at the festival turned out to be a lie!"
"I spent the whole afternoon in your room kneeling down to the Buddha statue and asking for no calamity. But you tell me that the world has many lives, and it is destined, and the destiny of heaven cannot be violated. Even the robber knew the truth of taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others. But you told me, Buddha cultivates in the next life?"
Hearing this, Zhibei paused.
"My Buddha has no good or evil, only treats all beings equally. ”
"You fart! All beings are equal, why are there still bodhisattvas, monks, and Dharma protectors? Why are there abbots and novices in this temple? All beings are equal, why are others born with fine clothes and food, and they can spend thousands of dollars just to see a lively scene, while I have to endure beatings and humiliation since I was born?!"
Laugh at.
With a question, Ah Cai lifted his sleeves.
Seeing the criss-crossing whip marks on her arms, new and old scars intertwined, Zhibei's hand to open the door was slightly stunned.
The novice outside the door walked by with a smile, but the door of the monk's house was still not open.
......
Zhibei stayed in the capital for seven days.
Within seven days, dozens of top cards came every day, and they also left disappointed after running out of coquettishness every day.
By the eighth day, the name of the high monks of Zhibei had been spread throughout the capital.
It was on this day that Zhibei packed up and said goodbye to Ah Cai, who had been hiding in the monk's house for eight days.
"The poor monk is leaving. ”
"Where is the master going?"
"Maybe it's the ends of the earth, maybe it's Western bliss. ”
"Can you take me with you?"
"You're a woman. Poor monks travel all over the world, and it is inconvenient to take you with you. ”
Facing Zhibei, who didn't even look at himself, Ah Cai wrinkled his nose and smiled.
"I'm a woman, but I can be anyone!"
Under Zhibei's puzzled gaze, Ah Cai opened the wooden box that she hadn't forgotten to bring even when she ran away. In front of Zhibei, he took out a brush, fat powder and a spatula from it one by one.
After a while, Ah Cai was gone.
A bald novice with clear eyebrows appeared in front of Zhibei.
"You ......"
Seeing that the whole person had changed, even the hideous birthmark in the eye socket had disappeared, and Zhibei, who had always been calm, widened his eyes.
"It's all fake. My aunt said that my life was cheap, and I was born in the land of fireworks. But life is already cheap, so you can't cry like her anymore, and you don't have a clean body in this life. So from the moment I was born, it ruined my appearance. Before she died, she taught me the makeup techniques she had collected all her life, and told me to be an ugly but clean no matter what, and find an opportunity to escape and find a good person...... And then...... Then ......"
Looking at Zhibei, who was frowning, Ah Cai grinned: "Anyway, now that I'm escaping, you're a good person." I'll give you a backpack and a laundry, and you'll be taken in as an apprentice, how about it?"
"Amitabha. You are a woman. ”
"The Buddha said that all beings are equal!"
"Amitabha, you...... Swear black is white.. ”
"If you don't agree, I'll call someone now, so that everyone in the capital knows that Master Zhibei, who is originally famous in the capital, has been hiding a woman in the monk's house these days!"
"Amitabha, you...... Unreasonable. ”
"I'm a woman!"
"Well, forget it. ”
On the same day, Master Zhibei left the capital with a little novice. took the degree of the road guide and traveled all the way along the official road.
With Ah Cai's perspective, Li Shixin observed silently.
Different from the previous dullness in the Qinglou, along the way, Ah Cai made up her makeup every day and maintained the face of the novice to deceive all the passers-by she met, carrying her luggage during the day to rush to fasting and chanting Buddha, and chanting and washing at night to do homework, although it was harder than in the Qinglou, but there was color in her vision.
Although he recites the Buddhist scriptures by reciting the Buddha's name, his heart is still vulgar.
I don't know what the late stage is, but when I was walking, Ah Cai wrestled because she was staring more and more at the back of the great shore. When doing laundry, he often becomes a nymphomaniac with clothes that smell like him.
This kind of liking is not always quiet.
When the monk was not paying attention, she carved the name of "Ah Cai" into the wooden fish that was knocked in the monk's arms that day.
Occasionally, I'll be a little more daring and ask out-of-the-ordinary questions: "Hey, are you really not tempted by any woman in this world?"
"In my eyes, pink is no different from a skeleton. ”
That night, Ah Cai painted her face as a skeleton and went into the monk's room.
The monk was so frightened that he peed his pants.
Occasionally, Ah Cai will also make trouble.
"Monk, you chant the sutras every day, when is it a head? Why don't you stop chanting and take a good look at me. I can draw what kind of pink you like!"
"Amitabha. When I see this rosary, every time I finish reciting all the Buddhist scriptures, I pick up a bead. One hundred and eight beads were rounded, and he plucked the beads. When the eighteen beads were full, I stopped reading them. ”
"Enough reading?"
"No, it's done. At that time, I was completely free from my mortal mind and could become a Buddha. ”
"Then the Year of the Monkey?"
"There will come a day. ”
"Otherwise, before that, you try to be vulgar?"
"You go, go now, hire a carriage and go!"
"Okay, okay, I'll tease you!"
Just like that, more than a year of peaceful life passed in a flash.
Suddenly, one day, soldiers suddenly appeared on the official road, and the peace was disturbed.
The people began to spread the news that the ministers colluded with the marshal to initiate a palace mutiny, and now the saint has died, and all the royal families have been beheaded.
Following Ah Cai's perspective, Li Shixin saw Zhibei, who had never been sad or happy, and when he heard the news, his expression showed panic.
Just as Zhibei packed his bags overnight and was about to go to a remote place in the countryside, a notice with his face painted on the street appeared.
The rebels' handwriting is much more generous than that of the original Yanai Gongzi.
The living Zhibei is worth a hundred tilts of good land, and the dead Zhibei is worth a thousand gold.
"The monk on the notice is here!"
In the inn.
Listening to the cries outside, Zhibei couldn't help but laugh miserably.
"Ah Cai, let's go. You should already know who I am. Staying here is a dead end. ”
Looking out the window with sickles and forks, people with greedy eyes and red faces, Zhibei recited a Buddha name.
Behind him, there was no response.
"Ah Cai, did you hear that?"
Touch.
When he turned around, a vase smashed into his big bald head.
"You ......"
With Ah Cai's perspective, Li Shixin looked at Zhibei and rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
Amid the shouts of the people, Ah Cai opened the wooden box again.
In the bronze mirror, the novice with determination and smile, with the wave of the brush, turned into Zhibei lying on the ground, unconscious.
Then, Zhibei, who was lying unconscious on the ground, turned into a novice with the wave of the brush.
Looking at Zhibei, who had become a novice, Ah Cai smiled.
"Before she died, my aunt said that I should be an ugly but clean no matter what, find an opportunity to escape and find a good person, and then be with him no matter what. She said that people don't have a long life, as long as they can do it cleanly, they can love someone boldly......"
On this day, the town was plunged into a carnival.
Because everyone caught the remnants of the royal family of the former dynasty that the new emperor had a heavy bounty, it is said that the Zhibei monk who was the younger brother of the former emperor.
As for the novice who was not mentioned in the notice and was somehow in a coma, he was thrown out of the inn.
The next day, panic fell into the town.
A group of foolish people were sent to prison for the crime of bullying the king, and the medical examiner carried a human head with hideous ghost claws in his eye socket, and returned to the state capital with a curse.
On the balcony of the Lake Cloud Villa.
Li Shixin touched his neck and slowly opened his eyes.
Three times, all of them.
Dare to lose love means that you have to experience a ghost gate, right?
Can you come to a non-lost soul next time!
Drip!
[Lost Makeup] Skill Dream is over, and the skill has been fully mastered.
Explanation: The real ingenuity is to make yourself the most beautiful person, or to let your sweetheart see the most beautiful self? Maybe, neither.
After seeing the explanation, a suffix appeared, Li Shixin raised his eyebrows, and silently extracted the string of prayer beads from the system.
Sure enough, the description of the rosary also changed.
[Sandalwood Old Prayer Bead] X1, Description: The Buddha said that the five aggregates are empty, so that you can let go of the obsession in your heart. But there are some obsessions, that is, even the Buddha can't let go. So out of 108 beads, one is missing.
Just as Li Shixin gently crossed the rosary in his hand and forced his eyes to recall the bits and pieces in his dream, An Xiaoxiao from downstairs heard a babble.
"Old iron, I'm fighting today. As long as you pay attention to more than 420,000, I will live broadcast the iron pot to stew myself tomorrow!"
alas
This is simple.