Chapter 45: "The Loser" II
"Appeal ......"
The audience watched the excitement and coaxed one after another.
When Gu Jiujiang heard Sun Hefan say this, it was like eating a fly.
"Is it disgusting to die on you?"
Sun Hefan didn't care, hehe was happy, looking at Gu Jiujiang like this, like a winning rooster.
"Don't make trouble, big guys, we have money, don't buy a house in the fifth ring. ”
As a platter, he has to be responsible for controlling the scene.
Gu Jiujiang also got back on track and continued to ask, "Then where did you move?"
Sun Hefan smiled.
"Hehe, you can't move to the city center! ”
"Where is the city center?" Gu Jiujiang continued to ask, flat and straightforward.
"Front door!"
This is a location in Kyoto.
Gu Jiujiang's face was surprised and mixed with doubts.
"Who?"
"I, it's me. ”
Sun Hefan looked proud.
Gu Jiujiang also responded: "The front door is good! That's a good place!"
"That's, that's. The pride did not diminish in the slightest.
Gu Jiujiang smiled with a hint of cheapness.
"I live at the front door, too!"
"You wait!" Sun Hefan was stunned.
Gu Jiujiang ignored him, his face was full of joy, and he said a little shyly: "Isn't this a coincidence!
Sun Hefan asked with a puzzled expression.
"You live at the front door, you live at the front door, why haven't I seen you?"
Gu Jiujiang began to explain, facing the audience and said, "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood." ”
"Besides, how big is the front door?"
Hearing such an explanation, Sun Hefan also showed a look of understanding.
"Oh...... Yes, yes, there are tens of thousands of people living there, and it's normal not to see them. ”
Say, continue hey hey straight music.
Gu Jiujiang turned his head to look at Sun Hefan and continued to ask, "Where do you live at the front door?"
"There is a Langfang headline, Hutong. ”
Sun Hefan replied.
When Gu Jiujiang heard this, his face was shocked and mixed with doubt.
Look your head at the audience.
"Who?"
Sun Hefan patted his chest and said, "Me!"
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence? I also live in Langfang Toutiao!"
Sun Hefan was also surprised.
"You, you also live in Langfang Toutiao, we both live in the same alley, why haven't I seen you?"
Gu Jiujiang still explained like that with a shyly expression: "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighbors!"
"Yes, yes, there are thousands of people in one alley. Sun Hefan self-hypnotized.
The audience watched the performance on stage and laughed.
"Hahaha, that's funny!"
"It's too much fun......
"That is to say, Jiujiang's expression is too cola!"
The audience laughed happily, but it did not affect the performance of the two people on stage.
Gu Jiujiang continued to ask, "What number of headlines do you live in Langfang?"
"Number eight. Sun Hefan gestured to an eight, as if he was afraid that others would not know.
"Who?"
Gu Jiujiang's face froze, and he said suspiciously.
Sun Hefan stammered a little, "Can ...... Maybe it's me. ”
The audience laughed nonstop.
"Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it! Isn't this a coincidence, isn't this a coincidence!
Gu Jiujiang's expression was a little subtle.
Sun Hefan seemed to see that something was wrong.
"We both live in the same courtyard? I haven't seen you before. ”
Gu Jiujiang's explanation has not changed.
"You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood!"
With his hands outstretched, he looked helpless.
The audience couldn't be happier.
Sun Hefan nodded hesitantly and opened his mouth to complain.
"We don't look up. ”
Gu Jiujiang didn't care about his complaints, and continued to ask, "Do you live in the south room or the north room?"
Sun Hefan was a little cautious.
"Me, I live in the north room. ”
Gu Jiujiang turned his head to look at the audience.
The expression is subtle, and the corners of the mouth are slightly raised.
"What a coincidence......"
The audience also knew Gu Jiujiang's routine and began to grab his lines.
However, it is still wrong.
Gu Jiujiang didn't care, he said it to himself.
"Who?"
Sun Hefan broke the jar and said, "I! what's the matter!"
The expression on Gu Jiujiang's face was really cola.
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence?
Sun Hefan also smiled, I don't know if it's angry.
"We're both in the same house...... Why haven't I seen you?"
Gu Jiujiang explained that it is still the one that the audience is familiar with.
"You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighbors!"
Sun Hefan complained wildly.
"What is the nature of our work!?"
Everyone was happy at the bottom, and many people even burst into laughter.
"Do you live on the bed in the north room or on the kang?"
Gu Jiujiang got to the bottom of it.
Sun Hefan replied quite seriously.
"I have a bad waist, so I have a kang in the house. ”
When Gu Jiujiang heard this, he turned his head to look at the audience.
This time, his expression was a little solemn, and the shock in his doubts could not be removed.
"Who......"
"What a coincidence......"
The audience is even happier, and many people are right this time.
Gu Jiujiang didn't care.
"Who!?"
Sun Hefan's face was also a little solemn, and he pointed at himself with his finger.
"What's wrong with me!?"
Gu Jiujiang hurriedly picked it up and spread his hands.
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence?
"We both sleep in the same bed, I haven't seen you before!"
Sun Hefan's eyes widened.
The audience was crazy.
"You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighbors!"
I have to say, this explanation is really useful.
"I don't like to roll over either, I'll tell you ......"
Sun Hefan complained helplessly.
The audience was still laughing and had no time to talk.
"What are you laying and what are you covering?"
Gu Jiujiang asked persistently.
"I spread a red mattress and a blue quilt. ”
Sun Hefan also truthed him.
"Who?"
Gu Jiujiang looked cheap.
"Me!" Sun Hefan roared.
The audience laughed from below.
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence? I also spread a red mattress and a blue quilt!"
Gu Jiujiang looked surprised.
"Oh my God...... It's amazing!"
Everyone was really happy, haha laughed out loud.
Sun Hefan said speechlessly: "Look at this dead look." We both slept in the bed, why haven't I seen you?"
Gu Jiujiang explained in an old-fashioned manner: "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood!"
With their hands spread, the audience was happy.
"No wonder this bed is always hot......"
Sun Hefan was almost powerless to complain.
Gu Jiujiang asked curiously, "Who do you sleep with at night?"
"Me and my daughter-in-law~"
Sun Hefan replied.
Gu Jiujiang turned his head to look at the audience.
"Who's ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Gu Jiujiang was restrained by Sun Hefan.
"Shut up!
The audience burst into laughter.