Chapter 46 "The Loser" No. 3
"Isn't this a coincidence! This is not ......."
Gu Jiujiang also planned to continue.
How could Sun Hefan agree, he hurriedly pulled Gu Jiujiang, wanting him to stop.
Seeing that he couldn't stop, Sun Hefan directly pushed Gu Jiujiang with an angry face.
"Go, find a seat over there!
The audience laughed.
Gu Jiujiang was pushed far away, and Sun Hefan was alone at the table.
He was still complaining.
"What a lack of virtue, this person, you know how to take advantage of me......"
The audience was still laughing.
Sun Hefan reacted and said to himself: "Hey, he has a good idea, I also asked him, who did I say, I also took advantage of him." ”
Everyone also felt that this was a good idea, and they all wanted to see Gu Jiujiang's next reaction, and they all looked forward to it.
"Hey, come over to me!"
"What's wrong?" Gu Jiujiang walked over, looking puzzled.
"We're not kidding, really, you've been very popular lately. ”
Sun Hefan said that he was controlling the direction of the topic.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Gu Jiujiang was happy when he heard this.
"Love to hear that!"
Sun Hefan said to the audience.
Gu Jiujiang pretended not to listen really, and was cheeky: "What did you just say?" ”
Sun Hefan was speechless.
"Say you're here!"
Isn't that what it means to be on fire?
The audience was amused and happy.
"Hahaha!"
"And that's the way it goes!"
"Awesome......
Gu Jiujiang's happy expression converged.
Sun Hefan continued: "You have made money recently, have you bought a house?"
"No! I can't afford it!" Gu Jiujiang didn't play his cards according to common sense at all.
Sun Hefan was stunned for a moment, but then reacted.
"Then tell me where you live. ”
Gu Jiujiang didn't understand Sun Hefan's thoughts.
"No room to live in!"
Sun Hefan was stunned again.
That's not fun, guys.
"There is no place for such a big man to live?
Gu Jiujiang thought for a while.
"That'...... Then I'll live in a tree!"
The expression is quite serious, as if it were the real thing.
Sun Hefan was a little angry.
That's really boring!
"You're a bird, and you live in a tree!? You have to say a place, you can't do this!"
"Quasi-place?"
Gu Jiujiang thought for a moment, his expression was shy.
"Hmm...... The third fork!"
When the audience saw Gu Jiujiang's expression, most of them were happy.
"The first fork can't hold you! You have to have a wall, you have to have a roof!"
Gu Jiujiang was also helpless when he heard this.
"Okay, I live on Happiness Street. ”
Sun Hefan was excited when he heard this, his eyes widened, and his movements and tone were exaggerated.
"Who!
Gu Jiujiang was taken aback.
"Are you crazy?"
"You can handle it!"
Sun Hefan was too lazy to take care of it, looking forward to Gu Jiujiang's answer.
Gu Jiujiang also did as he wished, frowning, looking a little reluctant.
"What's wrong? ”
Sun Hefan was excited.
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence? I also live on Happy Street!"
Gu Jiujiang's face was surprised.
"Oh, you also live on Happy Street!"
"Yes, I also live on Happiness Street. Sun Hefan looked happy.
Gu Jiujiang retracted his surprised appearance and looked at Sun Hefan with a little disgust.
"You live...... I'm stopping you, where do you like to stay?"
The audience at the bottom was happy to watch this sudden contrast.
It's getting better and better.
Old Man Su in the background talked about it with Gu Hequn and others.
"Jiujiang has been getting more and more powerful recently, and the level is not much different from Jiuhe!"
Zhao Jiuhe said that cross talk has been around for more than ten or twenty years, and his skills have long been advanced, and he is not much different from Xiao Yueyue in his previous life.
Gu Hequn looked relieved.
How could he not be happy when his own child suddenly became so good?
A few people were chatting in the background.
Gu Jiujiang and Sun Hefan on the stage are talking more and more.
"What do you mean, stop! You have to ask me!" Sun Hefan said, pointing to himself.
Gu Jiujiang looked puzzled.
"What do I ask you?"
Sun Hefan also knew that this guy didn't follow the routine, and said directly: "You have to ask me, 'Why haven't I seen you?', you have to ask like this." ”
Gu Jiujiang spread his hands.
"I've seen you!"
It's good now, and the sky will be dead in one fell swoop.
Sun Hefan was helpless: "You haven't seen me, you have to!"
Gu Jiujiang was stunned.
"Oh, I have to say I haven't seen you?"
Sun Hefan nodded.
"Nonsense! What did I just say?"
Gu Jiujiang turned into a shrew and slapped Sun Hefan on the shoulder with the sleeve of his coat.
"You don't have to say that!"
The sound is a little broken.
The audience was crazy.
"Why is this guy Gu Jiujiang like a shrew?"
"yes, yes, that's a coke. ”
"Hahaha, this guy is so funny. ”
The laughter underneath didn't affect the performance.
"Nonsense! I know this is the end result?"
Sun Hefan was also annoyed.
"Then what?" Gu Jiujiang was dazed.
"You've got to do what I say!"
Gu Jiujiang frowned, his face tangled.
"Okay, okay, why haven't I seen you?"
It's finally back on track, Sun Hefan said happily.
"You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighbors!"
"Then what number do you live on Xingfu Street?" Gu Jiujiang asked first.
"I live at No. 8 Xingfu Street. ”
Sun Hefan said subconsciously, then reacted, and hurriedly pulled Gu Jiujiang and said, "You wait a while!
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
Gu Jiujiang is like a shrew, and her voice is high.
"Then you ask!"
"Good fellow, you asked about me. Sun Hefan flicked his sleeves.
"Then how many days do you live on Happiness Street?"
Gu Jiujiang replied without thinking: "Half number!"
"Half!?good fellow......"
Sun Hefan was a little speechless, but he still stubbornly continued.
"Who?"
Gu Jiujiang wondered: "I'm ......."
Sun Hefan was excited.
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence? I also live in half a number!"
Gu Jiujiang was stunned for a moment, revealing an unbelievable look.
"Do you all live in the same room?"
There was still a hint of panic in his voice.
"Then why haven't I seen you!?"
Sun Hefan raised his eyebrows and said: "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighbors!"
As he spoke, he asked, "Do you live in this house, do you sleep on the bed or on the kang?"
Gu Jiujiang looked serious and held his waist.
"I have a bad waist, and I have a fire on the bed!"
Sun Hefan was stunned and couldn't help complaining.
"Isn't it a little unsafe for me to sleep?"
Many viewers were happy.
Sun Hefan finished spitting out the groan, but still asked.
"Who?
Gu Jiujiang still held his waist and said, "Me." ”
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence?"