"You wait!"

Sun Hefan hurriedly pulled Gu Jiujiang.

"You weren't right just now. I said it. ”

Gu Jiujiang lowered his head and looked aggrieved.

"I'm right. ”

"I said God. ”

"I'm on the ground. ”

"I speak. ”

"I'm on vinegar. ”

"I said yes. ”

"I'm right. ”

"I'm talking about things. ”

"I'm against the gun. ”

Sun Hefan slapped the table.

"I am, God says good things. ”

Gu Jiujiang lowered his head, eager to burrow into the hole.

"I'm ...... Vinegar cannon under the ground. ”

The audience laughed when they saw this.

Sun Hefan held the table with one hand, looked at Gu Jiujiang and said, "You ...... When to speak?"

Gu Jiujiang was annoyed and angry.

"Who told you not to talk about it?"

"If you want to say good things from God, of course I will give you the right thing, and return to the palace to send auspiciousness. You are jumping out word by word, won't I give you a vinegar cannon on the ground?"

Sun Hefan also rarely saw Gu Jiujiang's appearance, and said secretly: "Do you still blame me?"

Gu Jiujiang's anger did not subside.

"Of course! Take me into the ditch. ”

Sun Hefan smiled and continued: "Okay, I'll bring you another one." ”

"Lamb!"

When Gu Jiujiang heard this, he thought about it for a while.

"Then I'll be on turnips. ”

"Radish?" Sun Hefan asked.

"What's wrong with this lamb on turnips?"

Seeing this, Gu Jiujiang smiled and said, "You don't know this." ”

"Tell me about it. ”

Not only did Sun Hefan look curious, but the audience also wanted to know.

Gu Jiujiang let out a long laugh.

"Braised rice with lamb and radish ......"

"Oh, good guy, are you not full or what?" Sun Hefan's face was full of helplessness.

The audience laughed when they thought it was Coke.

Gu Jiujiang was embarrassed, but he still stubbornly said, "What's swollen!

Sun Hefan nodded and gave a thumbs up.

"Then I'll have one, Satin!"

Gu Jiujiang had a thoughtful expression again.

"Turnips!"

Sun Hefan's eyes widened.

"Satin to turnips? I have never heard of it! I wear silk and satin. ”

Gu Jiujiang frowned.

"What are you so fierce? I'm talking about what you're wearing, silk and satin, and flannel cloth. Rob!"

Sun Hefan suddenly realized: "Oh! Rob can't hear that it's a radish, so I'll just say it." ”

"Then I'll have another ......"

Before he could say anything, Gu Jiujiang replied first: "Radish!"

The audience was sneering.

Sun Hefan was busy pulling Gu Jiujiang.

"I haven't said it yet!"

"I'll start with one waiting for you. ”

Some of the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hey, I'm still an impatient, what if I say three words?"

Gu Jiujiang looked indifferent, and continued: "Then I'll be right...... Big turnip!"

"Good guy, then I'll come out with four words, are you right, such a big radish? If I come out with five words, you'll have a big radish?"

Gu Jiujiang nodded, without the slightest shame.

"Uh-huh......"

The audience wanted to laugh when they saw Gu Jiujiang's appearance, and they had long forgotten that they were here to listen to the song of the Five Rings.

They have been completely immersed in the slow-paced traditional art of cross talk.

"No! ”

Sun Hefan looked serious.

"Listen to this, goats go up the mountain! ”

The audience applauded and applauded.

Gu Jiujiang thought for a moment.

"I'll give you the right, the buffalo goes into the water, and there is water at both ends!"

Sun Hefan's eyes opened slightly, "Yes! ”

"I can add words here"

Gu Jiujiang wasn't afraid, "I can also add words here." ”

"Goats go up the hill and touch the goat's horns!"

Gu Jiujiang blurted out.

"Touching your feet, putting on your shoes!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Sun Hefan was speechless.

"Which foot? I'm talking about horns!"

Gu Jiujiang showed a clear look.

"Then I'll give you the right ...... Buffalo into the water without buffalo loin!"

Sun Hefan gave a thumbs up.

"Hey, it's a bit level, I can add words here!"

Gu Jiujiang was not to be outdone.

"I can do that too. ”

"The goat goes up the mountain and touches the goat's horns, baa~~"

Sun Hefan learned to call sheep.

Gu Jiujiang was curious.

"Is this a touch?"

Sun Hefan nodded and motioned for Gu Jiu to continue.

Gu Jiujiang opened his mouth and came.

"The buffalo is not a buffalo waist when the water is in the water, and the eyes ~~"

Sun Hefan was also curious.

"What are you?"

Gu Jiujiang blurted out.

"Choking!"

Sun Hefan smiled and pointed at Gu Jiujiang.

"That's it?"

With that, the two bowed down and stepped down.

A few spectators burst into laughter and thunderous applause.

This is the official end of the show.

Back in the background, Gu Jiujiang breathed a sigh of relief.

His performance today was extremely intense.

The audience full of pits and valleys under the stage gave him a lot of pressure.

Although there was no mess, the performance was good.

But Gu Jiujiang was not very satisfied.

Even with advanced cross talk skills, he can't change his mentality.

He hadn't learned how to face such an audience.

There's still a long way to go......

Sun Hefan seemed to see his nervousness and handed over a glass of water.

"Jiujiang, you won't be so top if you come a few more times, you're still young, come on. ”

Gu Jiujiang took the water, said thank you, and drank it all in one gulp.

After drinking the water, my mood calmed down a lot.

The performance on the stage continued, and the audience entered the state and listened to the cross talk seriously.

Of course, there are also many people who leave the stage early.

However, it's not that they don't like to hear it, maybe it's just a little urgent.

Time passed quickly, Gu Jiujiang casually played with his mobile phone for a while, and the performance of the small theater ended like this.

There are many audiences today, more than 200 people.

Each person can get more than 500 yuan.

That's not a small amount.

If there were so many people every night, they would have to consider whether to talk full-time.

After tidying up the scene and saying goodbye to the big guys, Gu Jiujiang pulled Lin Xiaoxi and planned to go home.

Because of Lin Xiaoxi, Gu Jiujiang was not good at eating on the side of the road.

If you recognize it, it's quite troublesome.

In order to avoid trouble, Gu Jiujiang casually ordered some takeout.

It's about a hundred and fifty.

It's quite sumptuous, and it's also to celebrate today's small theater is full.

After more than half an hour away, Gu Jiujiang returned home, picked up the snacks placed at the door and entered the door.

"Xiaoxi, come and eat. ”

Gu Jiujiang put the takeaway he bought for more than 100 yuan on the small square table, and called out to Lin Xiaoxi.

He knew that this girl, like him, didn't eat anything at night.

"Come on!"

Lin Xiaoxi trotted all the way over, and he was also hungry.

Today, more than 100 pieces of sushi and pasta were bought, and a large piece of pizza.

Enough for two people to have a full meal.

"Why are you in such a hurry!"

Gu Jiujiang smiled and moved his chopsticks first.

Lin Xiaoxi smiled and ate too.

The two ate by themselves and did not communicate.

Gu Jiujiang was eating sushi while pulling up his system panel, intending to take a good look.

I haven't seen it all day!