"Come on, I won't sing. ”

Gu Jiujiang flicked his sleeves, played a little temper, and made a gesture to step down.

The audience saw it and began to heckle.

"Refund!"

"Refund!"

"Refund!"

When Gu Jiujiang heard this, he returned to the microphone.

"Refund?"

He pretended to be angry.

"Xiao Wu! Close the door and let the dog go! Whoever dares to refund the ticket will bite whom!"

Sun Hefan on the side hurriedly stopped.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about cross talk!"

The audience was smiling, and naturally they found it funny.

Gu Jiujiang didn't make a fuss, and planned to talk about the previous paragraph seriously.

"There are really a lot of viewers today, and we have to work hard to make the big guys happy. ”

"That's right. Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang looked at the audience and said.

"First of all, we have to introduce ourselves, there are so many audiences, some know us, and some don't. ”

"Definitely. Sun Hefan nodded.

"My name is Gu Jiujiang, a young actor at the Kyoto Flyover Crosstalk Conference. ”

Gu Jiujiang looked modest, then looked at Sun Hefan and said, "The one next to me is Teacher Sun Hefan." ”

Sun Hefan is also modest.

"The teacher can't be called, and he's also a little actor. ”

Gu Jiujiang was not very happy, and continued: "Don't be modest, everyone knows that you are a college student, and you are very knowledgeable!"

Sun Hefan smiled and said, "You hold me." ”

"It's not easy to be a cross talk actor, first of all, you have to be educated, like Mr. Sun, you can be called an excellent cross talk actor. ”

Gu Jiujiang continued to boast.

Sun Hefan also had a proud expression.

"You have to learn everything!"

Gu Jiujiang nodded.

"A few days ago, I got a couplet, and that's an absolute thing!"

Thumbs up as he spoke.

"Oh, what couplet?" Sun Hefan showed a curious expression.

"It just so happens that you are here today, you have to have a good pair!" Gu Jiujiang seemed to trust Sun Hefan very much.

"I'm not necessarily right. Sun Hefan said modestly.

Gu Hequn persuaded: "It's okay! ”

"Well, then you can get out. ”

"Then I'll come!"

As soon as the words fell, Gu Jiujiang showed a shyness expression.

Seeing this, Sun Hefan pointed at Gu Jiujiang and said to the audience: "Look at this damn appearance!"

The audience also felt that Gu Jiujiang's exaggerated expression was very interesting, so they laughed straight away.

Gu Jiujiang ignored him.

"Buying and selling, prosperity, and prosperity all over the world!"

The pair was given, and Gu Jiujiang continued: "How about it, this is definitely amazing!"

"Then I'll give you the right ...... The wealth is abundant and reaches the three rivers!"

Gu Jiujiang showed a surprised expression.

"Oh, you're talent......ed! OMG!"

The audience burst out loud when they saw it.

"Haha, that's a funny expression. ”

"I originally wanted to listen to the live version of the song of the five rings, but I didn't expect this cross talk to be so coke!"

Some of them didn't know about cross talk before, but now that they've listened to it for so long, they unconsciously feel the charm of it.

After the audience finished playing, Sun Hefan, who was quite speechless, continued: "What should I be absolutely avoided! That's it? It's all in the book!"

"I'm not kidding you, I really like Spring Festival couplets. Gu Jiujiang said.

Sun Hefan said: "Then do you understand the rules of the Spring Festival couplets?"

Gu Jiujiang said confidently: "Isn't that simple?"

"One, three, five, two, four, six are clear. The sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind, the continent is against the sky, the thunder is faint, the fog is misty, and the opening of the market is good for everything. Mountain flowers to sea trees, red sun to the sky, flat and flat, flat and flat. ”

"Mr. Dongpo has a saying, the world is speechless, there is no pair!"

Sun Hefan said: "What should you say?"

"Any sentence can be a couplet, as long as you are right and skillful, it can't be better. ”

"That's true. ”

Sun Hefan was slightly provocative and continued: "Since this is the case, how about we come to the couplet?"

"Okay! "Gu Jiujiang is not instigating.

"Then I'll make a link. ”

Gu Jiujiang said: "Then I will go out of the next link." ”

For example...... I'll tell you about it!"

"Then I'm right, down! ”

Sun Hefan smiled and said, "Then I'll talk about it!"

Gu Jiujiang was excited when he heard this.

"Then I'm on the ground! Heaven to earth, rain to wind, continent to sky! Thunder is faint, foggy, the opening of the market is good for everything, and everything is peaceful, peaceful, peaceful!"

"Good fellow! I shouldn't have said that. Sun Hefan looked remorseful.

Gu Jiujiang was immersed in excitement.

"You say heaven, I am to the earth!"

"Heaven to earth, rain to wind, continent to sky......"

Sun Hefan hurriedly grabbed Gu Jiujiang, but the people were happy.

"Ping Ping ......"

The audience learned to answer.

"Pingping, Pingping!"

Sun Hefan saw it, and said helplessly to the audience under the stage.

"Don't coax him to play, it's all for money. ”

The audience laughed and laughed, but it didn't matter so much.

They're having fun!

Gu Jiujiang was also happy and started playing.

"Ping Ping~"

The audience was louder.

"Pingping, Pingping!"

Sun Hefan pushed Gu Jiujiang, who was addicted to it.

"Alright, almost, I shouldn't have said that. ”

Gu Jiujiang also felt embarrassed, but he couldn't help but whisper: "Qi Qianping!"

The audience was happy, and the atmosphere was quite good now.

"Heaven and earth, right? Then I'll say something!

As if he was afraid that Gu Jiujiang would continue, he hurriedly urged him.

"Salt, then I'm vinegar!"

"Vinegar?" Sun Hefan was confused.

Gu Jiujiang explained: "Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, the five flavors are harmonious, you are salty, and I am sour." Salt on vinegar. ”

Anyway, show your amazing appearance.

The audience was delighted.

"Okay, then I'll make one, okay!"

Gu Jiujiang didn't think twice.

"Oh yes, it's clear. ”

Sun Hefan didn't feel that there was a problem.

"Listen to my last word, thing!"

"Taxi, then I'll fight the cannon!"

Sun Hefan looked confused again.

"Cannon, is that right?"

Gu Jiujiang nodded and said, "I will pull the cannon if you support the soil, and I will get out of the car if you jump off the horse." ”

"Are you here to play chess?"

Sun Hefan was speechless.

Gu Jiujiang seemed to think of something.

"Your father is like me!

The audience burst into laughter last night, and the new audience also laughed for a while.

Sun Hefan pushed Gu Jiujiang and said, "Go and go, what are you talking nonsense!"

Gu Jiujiang laughed and enjoyed on the side.

Sun Hefan is also waiting for him to be happy.

This says that cross talk can't make you happy, like words!?

But no one said anything about him, but he found it quite funny.

"Okay, my five words are put together to be a pair of couplets, and God says good things!"

Gu Jiujiang was stunned for a moment and reacted.

"Then I'll give you the right, go back to the palace to bring auspiciousness! This is the king of the stove. ”

The audience knew that this was not what Gu Jiujiang said, and they were all watching happily.