The program brought by Xiao Song Bao is called "The Cave Man on the Top", which tells the story of a tribe in ancient times.

The story is vivid and hilarious, and the role of his natural laughter is small, and this work is undoubtedly a particularly successful one.

The response from the crowd was particularly enthusiastic, which put extraordinary pressure on the rest of the contestants.

Every actor is excellent, and on this stage, they all want to show their most perfect side.

None of them want to lose to someone else.

"Xiaobao's strength is really unconvinced...... Shen Xiaoyang in room seven said, his face a little solemn.

His biggest purpose here is to win the championship.

After all, it is also a person who has been on fire before, eager to make a comeback!

Xiao Song Bao's performance ended, and under the enthusiastic applause of the audience, he returned to the backstage.

In the studio, Cai Yu, Jia Xiaochun and others hurriedly got up to welcome him, if it is not surprising, tonight's first is probably his.

"Brother Xiaobao, it's amazing today!" Jia Xiaochun and Xiao Song Bao knew each other very well, and said with a smile on his face.

"It's ok, it's okay. ”

Xiao Song Bao himself knows that he is in a good state today, so he is in a very happy mood.

A few people chatted a few more words, and Guo Tianle on the stage also spoke.

"Okay, that's the end of the conversation, let's invite the fourth group of comedians, Gu Jiujiang and Sun Hefan!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience resounded with enthusiastic cheers, and many viewers knew Gu Jiujiang, after all, during this time, Gu Jiujiang was always on the V blog hot search, and often appeared in cool audio videos.

Gu Jiujiang took a few deep breaths backstage and took the stage.

There were very few props on the stage, only a table, on which were placed the necessary scarves and folding fans.

Other than that, there are only two microphones left.

The form of cross talk is so simple, what needs to be relied on is the depiction ability of cross talk actors.

The two of them came up to the stage and bowed to the audience.

After bowing, Gu Jiujiang spoke, and he quickly adjusted the tension in his heart.

"Thank you for the warm applause of the audience and friends, I am a primary school student at the Kyoto Tianqiao Crosstalk Conference, called Gu Jiujiang. ”

As soon as the words ended, there was a warm applause.

This made Gu Jiujiang extremely satisfied, and he continued: "I would like to introduce this teacher beside me, his name is Sun Hefan!"

The applause from the audience became even more enthusiastic.

This made Gu Jiujiang stunned, "What do you mean? Now the funny ones are more popular than the funny ones?"

Everyone watched the expression on Gu Jiujiang's face change from satisfaction to dazedness, and they all smiled happily.

Cai Yu and Lin Chen in the background also smiled unconsciously.

"It's good that you know it in your heart. Sun Hefan said with a smile.

Gu Jiujiang looked at him and wanted to hit someone, and pushed him impatiently, "Look at your villain's appearance!"

With Gu Jiujiang's slightly jealous expression, the corners of the audience's mouths all rose.

"You have to get it, you dissipate your anger, let's talk about cross talk. Sun Hefan saw that he was far away and pulled him back.

Gu Jiujiang also knew, and directly said what was written in the notebook.

"Big guys may not know, I did well in school when I was a child, and my dad was also very supportive of my studies, hoping that I could go to school in a down-to-earth manner. ”

Sun Hefan pretended to be puzzled, "Is this really the case?"

"Of course!"

Gu Jiujiang nodded, and then continued: "My dad asked me to study hard in order to motivate me, at that time, our school had exams, and my dad educated me. ”

As he spoke, he imitated Gu Hequn's appearance.

"Kid, haven't you always wanted a bicycle? I inquired, you have a total of 10 subjects in this exam, and the full score of each subject is 100 points, for example, if you want to score 1000 points, I will buy you a bicycle for 1000 yuan, and if you want to take the 800 yuan test, then buy a bicycle for 800 yuan, and so on. ”

After speaking, Gu Jiujiang returned to his role.

When I heard this, I took it to heart. I went to the exam, and after the exam, I came back happily and found my dad. ”

"Look at the appearance, you should be quite good in the test?" Sun Hefan looked at Gu Jiujiang and said.

Gu Jiujiang said with a smile.

"Daddy...... Is there a 2-block 5 car?"

As soon as these words came out, the baggage sounded, and the audience laughed.

Is this academic performance okay?

"Giggles......" Chu Xiaotong in the audience laughed with his chest against his back, and this scene was recorded by the camera.

"Wow! It's only 2.5 in the 1,000 points?

Sun Hefan said with wide eyes.

The audience laughed again.

Gu Jiujiang was not embarrassed at all, and said: "After hearing this, my father was also very kind. ”

"What do you say?" asked Sun Hefan.

"Fuck off!" with a fierce look, he stretched out his foot and kicked it into the air.

The audience laughed and imagined the image.

Sun Hefan looked incredulous, "Is this still kind?"

"My dad kicked me out......"

Gu Jiujiang said to himself.

"What if I don't have a bicycle? I feel very sad that we have a storage room at home, and I go up to hide in that storage room for a while. ”

He said with a look of surprise.

"As soon as I entered the pantry, I saw a stone mill in the corner of our storeroom. ”

"In the countryside, pressing grain is to use stone grinding. Sun Hefan explained.

"That's it. Gu Jiujiang said.

The audience listened intently, wondering what would happen next.

"What's wrong with the stone mill?" Sun Hefan wondered.

"I pushed this stone grinder out and put a handful on it! This is my bike. Gu Jiujiang looked proud.

"This is the bike?"

Sun Hefan said speechlessly.

The audience couldn't help but smile when they imagined that image.

Stone mill as a bicycle, what a wonderful person!

"If you have a wheel, it's a car!" Gu Jiujiang didn't feel that there was a problem at all, and continued, "I push it to school every day, but there is a disadvantage in pushing this stone mill to school. ”

"What are the shortcomings?" asked Sun Hefan.

"I can't listen to the teacher's lecture all the time!" Gu Jiujiang frowned and complained.

"Why?"

Gu Jiujiang explained, "I went out at half past six in the morning, and I arrived at half past five in the afternoon!"

The audience smiled when they heard the explanation.

"Ho, do you call this truancy?" Sun Hefan said.

"As soon as I arrived at school, I went home again, and I didn't even see the teacher in front of me for six years of elementary school. ”

Seeing this, Sun Hefan couldn't help but complain, "Yes, you are missing." ”

"After the graduation exams, the students went to their ideal middle school. Gu Jiujiang began to move the story forward.

"What about you?" Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang looked aggrieved, "It's just me, no school wants me." ”

"Isn't that nonsense...... Six years have been spent pushing stones and grinding!" Sun Hefan opened his mouth and complained.

The audience was also amused.