"But there is no way out, and there is really a school that wants to take me. ”

Things took a turn for the better, and Gu Jiujiang looked happy.

"What school?" Sun Hefan asked curiously.

"The gymnasium is attached to the middle school!"

"Why?" he asked.

"This school beckons to special students!" Gu Jiujiang said.

"What are your specialties?" Sun Hefan looked puzzled.

"The school said I had amazing arm strength!"

"The ...... practiced by pushing stones and grinding," Sun Hefan explained.

The audience thought it was funny, how could it be like this?

Gu Jiujiang continued: "I went to inquire about it, hey! It's still a boarding system, but it makes me very happy." ”

"Why?" Sun Hefan was puzzled.

"It's enough to push the mill twice a week!" Gu Jiujiang looked excited.

"Hey, look at him, he thinks it's something!" Sun Hefan looked helpless.

The audience was happy and laughing.

"In order to go to that school, my dad prepared everything for me when he came back to school. ”

"What's it?" asked Sun Hefan.

"Prepare me a pair of dumbbells, two barbells, four shot put, eight discus, and two bars of javelins!" Gu Jiujiang said, the darker Sun Hefan's face became.

"Okay, okay, what's wrong with your iron shortage?"

As soon as this remark came out, it amused the audience a little.

"I don't lack iron. Gu Jiujiang glared.

"Then what do you want all this for?"

"My dad said, you don't push the stone grinder every day now, don't atrophy your muscles!"

Sun Hefan understood when he heard this, "Oh! This is for exercise!"

"What do you think, this has to be practiced!" Gu Jiujiang said.

"You really have to practice. Sun Hefan said.

"I put all these things in my school bag, and I carried them to school, and when I got there, I had to report to the dormitory first. ”

As soon as Gu Jiujiang finished speaking, he began to imitate the scene at that time.

"As soon as I entered my room, there was a two-story bunk in front of me, and a buddy was lying on the lower bunk, looking at his mobile phone. ”

"I asked him, dude, where do I live?" and he didn't even look at me with a finger on the top bunk. I said, "Well." As soon as the bag was thrown up, it wedged him in the face. ”

How much it hurts!

The audience also knows what kind of mess is in the bag.

At this moment, everyone felt sorry for the little brother in Gu Jiujiang's mouth.

"What's going on?" asked Sun Hefan.

"There is no paving board on the top bunk!"

Gu Jiujiang's explanation made the audience laugh.

You can have a snack!

Sun Hefan also thought so, and said busily: "You can see it more clearly!"

Gu Jiujiang nodded, a little embarrassed.

"Smash this big brother! The gums are crooked. ”

It's just that the gums are crooked.

Sun Hefan was also relieved, "It's good that no one died!"

Think about it, can it feel good if dozens of pounds of stuff fall on your face?

"From here, there is a root of disease!"

"What?"

"In the middle of the night, he grinds his teeth all the time!"

"What's going on?"

"He's always trying to get this tooth right!"

"That's it!"

The two teased each other, full of tacit understanding, and the audience watched it with relish.

"He gritted his teeth and was happy, our classmates will suffer, and we can't sleep all night!" Gu Jiujiang looked pained.

"It's not all up to you. Sun Hefan complained.

Gu Jiujiang didn't care, and said to himself: "I thought of an idea!"

"What's the idea?" Sun Hefan was curious.

"I bought twenty pounds of beef!"

"What are you doing here?"

"When he grits his teeth, I'll stuff it in his mouth! Isn't it okay then?" Gu Jiujiang said, and said with a smile: "And there is another advantage to doing this......

"What's the benefit?"

Gu Jiujiang's big eyes rolled slightly.

"Early the next morning, you can get twenty catties of ground beef!"

"Hey, there's still eight catties of halazi......"

The audience burst out laughing when they heard this, this burden is good!

The more the field became hotter, and the two people on the stage became more and more interested.

"But this time is not long, his chewing speed is getting faster and faster, faster and faster! Usually twenty catties can be chewed for one night, but this time twenty catties will be chewed out after just ten minutes!" Gu Jiujiang complained.

"He's picked up the speed too. Sun Hefan pouted and smiled.

"They gave him the nickname Meat Grinder! I couldn't stand the sound of his gnashing teeth every night. ”

"So what to do?"

"I wanted to buy myself an MP3 and I gagged my own ears. Gu Jiujiang said his own way.

It's a good idea.

"Then buy it. Sun Hefan said.

"MP3 was only sold for 200 yuan at that time!"

"That's the price in those days. ”

Gu Jiujiang looked helpless, "But I don't have any money, I won't buy it at home......!" I'm going to ask for help!"

"Who do you turn to?"

"Monkey King!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience smiled below.

Can you still ask Sun Wukong for help?

What an amazing child......

Sun Hefan asked speechlessly, "Do you have a fever, how do you write a letter to Sun Wukong?"

The audience was also curious and focused.

Gu Jiujiang also looked speechless, "Of course the letter is written on paper!"

also looks like he is very reasonable.

This can make the audience laugh, is this kid really stupid or fake?

Gu Jiujiang picked up the paper fan and used it as a pen.

"Hello Uncle Sun Wukong, I want an MP3 worth two hundred yuan, can you give it to me?"

With that, put the paper fan down.

"Look at the child to ......" Sun Hefan patted his head, a little helpless.

"I'm done, I don't know where to send it. Gu Jiujiang looked distressed.

"If you can know, there are ghosts. "Sun Hefan is addicted to complaining today.

"Who are you looking for? I thought of one, looking for my uncle! Yu Hefan Yu teacher!"

The big guys aren't very familiar with the name, but it doesn't matter, as long as you know that there is this person.

"I gave him this letter, and I said uncle, you are tired, help me send this letter! ”

Gu Jiujiang said while imitating Yu Hefan's appearance.

Teacher Yu took the letter and looked at it. Sun Wukong, what's wrong with this kid?"

Teacher Yu is also strange. Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang picked up the folding fan and continued.

"Let's open it and take a look. ”

said and faced the audience, "Open it and see, the tears almost didn't stay, this kid is not easy......"

"It's all forced!" Sun Hefan continued.

Gu Jiujiang imitated Yu Hefan's appearance, "I just want an MP3, as for it? I'll give you this money!"

"Teacher Yu is still generous. ”

"Isn't it going to cost 200? I checked the latest MP3 on the Internet, and it only sold for 150!"

"It's cheaper. ”

The two continued, moving the story forward.