There is an old saying: if you don't do it, you won't die.

There is also an old saying: If a person can do it, he will die.

There is also an old saying: If you work with your wife, you will die thoroughly.

Lao Zhang has probably deeply realized the correctness of these old sayings by now. He felt like he was dead now. I was almost out of breath when I was pressed by my wife's Tarzan.

The Queen of Gravity is angry, and that's no joke. That's going to kill you. If it weren't the Raiden King who would bear the wrath but someone else, I'm afraid he would be dead by now.

"Wife, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Lao Zhang lay on the ground and shouted: "I was really wrong, don't press it, if you press it, you really have to sing, in your heart, fly freely." ”

"Disgusting!" Jiang Hua snorted coldly, but still withdrew the gravity exerted on Lao Zhang's body. What if Lao Zhang really flies freely.

Lao Zhang got up from the ground and rubbed his waist, now he really has a backache, and he needs to stick to the net, which can be regarded as following his wishes.

"Huahua, today is not April Fool's Day, you are not joking. Lao Zhang got up and picked up the appraisal report and looked left and right, as if he could see a flower from it.

"Of course it's true. What kind of joke am I kidding with you!" Jiang Hua snorted angrily and snatched the document from Lao Zhang's hand: "Bring it!"

"Oh, Huahua, don't be angry, don't be angry. You see, being angry is not good for the child and affects the development of the fetus. Come on, come on, sit down, sit down. How did you find out that you were pregnant and went for a check-up? Didn't I start morning sickness first when I was pregnant on TV, and then go to the hospital for a check-up when I had a reaction. I don't think you have morning sickness, but you still eat a lot. ”

"Stupid or not, you can't fully believe the knowledge in the TV series, and not all pregnant women will have morning sickness. My eldest aunt was five days late, and she used to be very punctual. Five days late, I knew something might be wrong. So I went to the hospital for a check-up, and that's the result. ”

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"I'll see, it's thirty-five days old to be pregnant. Wife, are we going to start trying to get pregnant now? Heck, what should I prepare? I was so nervous to be a dad for the first time. I'll look at your shoes, ah! There's a little bit of heels, you can't wear them. Pregnant women can only wear flat shoes, and I will wear sneakers in the future. Leather shoes can only be worn with flat soles. ”

"Oh, by the way, I remember, the older generation said that pregnant women should eat a longan every day to brighten their children's eyes. Oh, yes, yes, folic acid. We are going to buy folic acid now, and I don't know if it is too late to supplement it now. There is also calcium, pregnant women are prone to calcium deficiency, resulting in bone pain and edema. We're going to buy calcium tablets. ”

"And DHA, I need to supplement it. In this way, the baby's development will be better. There are also multivitamins. Food alone may not be as complete. We're going to buy multivitamin tablets. ”

Jiang Hua looked at Lao Zhang's chattering and walking around there, and she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Alright, alright, Lao Zhang. Giving birth to a child is not a war. I'm not afraid, you're so nervous. Jiang Hua walked up to Zhang Tong's side and patted his face.

"Oh, the first time, the first time. I'm a little too excited. Zhang Tong's excitement really couldn't be hidden. He walked around the office, not stopping at all.

"Alright, alright Lao Zhang. Calm down for a moment. Anyway, it's certain that I'm pregnant. The doctor also warned me not to live as a couple during the first and second trimesters of pregnancy. There are still three months of confinement after giving birth, so I think you need to endure it for a year. Yours Netcom stickers should be given away. What's that, didn't Huang Gang suggest you buy it, you gave it to him. ”

Regarding Jiang Hua's suggestion, Lao Zhang smiled: "I'll give it all to him, I'm afraid that he will die suddenly." So much, can he run out of physique?"

"Don't underestimate our Director Huang. Although he never shows his ability, he is the one who can resist the suppression of my gravity head-on. He's the strongest in our Secret Agents Bureau besides me. Jiang Hua said lightly (note).

"So you don't have to worry about Huang Gang. He's just keeping a low profile. It has always been so. His trick to mixing up with officialdom is the bird who definitely doesn't stand out. ”

Jiang Hua snorted, this is also the biggest difference between her and Huang Gang, and it is also the place where the opinions are the most disagreeing.

Jiang Hua is too righteous, and Huang Gang is sleek and excessive. The two partnered, Jiang Hua always couldn't get used to Huang Gang's tactfulness, and felt that he had broken a lot of things.

And Huang Gang also looked down on Jiang Hua, thinking that she was too upright, and she couldn't end up with a lot of things, so she had to go out and clean up the mess for her.

"I'll tell you, Lao Zhang. I'm pregnant now, so you don't have to think about it this year. Do your job. Since the central government has sent you a task, I think you should do it. Jiang Hua hugged Lao Zhang from behind.

"After all, if you don't do it, it might be worse if you let someone else do it. If you change that kind of entrepreneur to do it, they must want to make money, make a lot of money, and make more money. They are different from you, you have a plan for doing things. And never worked for money. You have the public interest in mind, not just the money. ”

"I'm relieved that you're going to promote new industries. If someone else were to do this, I'm afraid it would cause a lot of trouble. What the power of capital is best at is to eat and wipe it clean, and turn other people's things into their own. And you wouldn't do such a thing. ”

"Anyway, you may have nothing to do in the next year, and you won't need the Internet muscles and bones, so go get down to business. Go and set up the industry, so as not to be controlled by someone with a heart, and finally I have to clean up the mess. When the time comes, if I go to work with a big belly, how dangerous do you say, right, husband~"

Jiang Hua was scolded, and Lao Zhang was soft.

Who can stand the height of one meter eight, the black silk long-legged high-ranking official sister shouted affectionately in her ear: Husband~. And then he shook his hand vigorously, and he put half of his body up, and spat in his ear!

This kind of contrast is simply killing and dying, okay!

"Huahua, do you think I should really do this?"

"Well, you should do it. Otherwise, I might be more tired if I were someone else. ”

"Then I promise to come down?"

"Uh-huh, yes. ”

"So I'm going to find that Professor Lear now?

Jiang Hua slapped Zhang Tong on the shoulder vigorously and slapped him out of the door: "Go, Pikachu!"