Gu Jiujiang frowned.

"You sleep on this too?"

Sun Hefan nodded immediately, and without hesitation, he held his waist and said, "I don't have a good waist either!"

The brows were furrowed, and the tone was slightly panicked.

"Will this stand up to the two of us!?"

The audience laughed, looking at Sun Hefan's appearance of more than 300 catties, they were overjoyed.

"You can control it, you!" Sun Hefan said angrily.

Gu Jiujiang was quite helpless.

"Okay, okay, then we both live on the same kang, why haven't I seen you?"

Sun Hefan's change of face was not unpleasant, and his face was full of joy.

"You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighbors!"

After saying that, he asked again, "What are you laying and what are you covering?"

Gu Jiujiang was impatient and started talking nonsense.

"I spread a plastic bag and covered it with a sack of pieces. One more night pot!"

Sun Hefan was stunned when he heard this.

"How do you ...... Why is it so hard?"

He couldn't laugh or cry, but he had no choice but to continue.

"Who!

Gu Jiujiang looked disgusted, this guy is not lightly ill.

"Me. ”

He replied anyway.

Sun Hefan was excited.

"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence? I also spread a plastic bag and covered it with a sack of tablets!"

Gu Jiujiang's face was full of surprise.

"Where is that big sack piece?"

As he spoke, he also gestured to Sun Hefan's figure.

This can choke Sun Hefan's anger enough!

"What's wrong with my night pot! Nonsense, it's sloppy, it's critical...... Who do you sleep with at night?"

Gu Jiujiang knew that Sun Hefan was waiting for him here, how could he be tricked, and his brain was spinning fast.

With a wicked smile on his face, Gu Jiujiang opened his mouth.

"Me and your daughter-in-law!"

The audience burst into laughter when they heard this, and the burden was sounded.

Sun Hefan's face was full of joy, and before he could react, he said: "Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence? I also ...... with me."

Before he finished speaking, his face froze.

The audience laughed even more.

"You wait a minute!"

He pulled Gu Jiujiang alongside.

However, is Gu Jiujiang, who is spreading joy, so easy to stop?

"Oh my God......"

The classic expression came out, and the audience burst into laughter.

Sun Hefan couldn't laugh at it.

"Go, go!"

Seeing that he seemed to be really annoyed, Gu Jiujiang hurriedly went up cheekily.

"I'm kidding you!"

Sun Hefan was still angry and said: "You can't change land without changing people!"

The audience laughed again.

"Hahahaha!"

"Interesting, so funny. ”

This change of place and not the change of people poked their laughter.

Gu Jiujiang hurriedly comforted: "Then can I praise you?"

Sun Hefan was not happy, his anger had not subsided, his eyes widened and said, "You still praise me? Have you praised me?"

"Of course!"

Gu Jiujiang had a smile on his face.

At first glance, he is not a good person......

"How about I compliment you on your love of waste!"

"Love to waste?" Sun Hefan was stunned, is there such a boast? This is the first time he has seen it.

"What is the waste of love?"

He couldn't help but ask.

The audience was also quite curious.

Gu Jiujiang opened his mouth under so many gazes.

"Everyone knows that Mr. Sun is very rich. ”

"That's, how can you buy a house if you don't have money?"

Gu Jiujiang continued: "What should I do if I have money?

As he spoke, he slammed the table.

"Let's just say it, as long as you add him on WeChat, he will send you 10,000 yuan immediately!"

When the audience heard this, they boiled.

This 10,000 yuan is not a small amount!

Sun Hefan also didn't expect Gu Jiujiang to say this, and hurriedly said.

"Wow, isn't this a living loser?"

Gu Jiujiang fell into the look of memory.

"I remember one day, he went to a restaurant by himself and ordered a large table of dishes!"

"I can eat it!" Sun Hefan explained.

The audience looked at his body shape and naturally believed it.

Gu Jiujiang didn't care about Sun Hefan's explanation, and said to himself: "I ordered a scrambled egg!"

"Soup with yellow cabbage. Sun Hefan said.

"Stir-fried cucumber slices!"

"Vegetarian. ”

"Stir-fried pork fillet!"

"Meaty. ”

"Stir-fried fungus!"

"Shanzhen. ”

"Stir-fried daylily!"

"How nice!"

The audience laughed.

Isn't this just a serving of mushu meat? Tell all the ingredients and no one will know?

Gu Jiujiang ignored the audience and continued: "Another Mushu meat, a big table of dishes!"

Sun Hefan seemed to hear it and grabbed Gu Jiujiang.

"Wait a minute!"

However, Gu Jiujiang's loose horse could not be restrained.

"Such a big table for one person...... Oh my God!"

The audience was amused by this expression.

But Sun Hefan was speechless.

"With a big table of dishes, it's two mushu meat!"

Gu Jiujiang nodded innocently, and then said with a smile: "Another pot of rice!"

"Do you know that this is called Mushu Meat Rice Bowl?" Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang spread his hands and said, "Isn't this a waste?"

"What a waste, what a waste!" Sun Hefan was annoyed.

Gu Jiujiang didn't care about him.

"It's himself, taking a friend to dinner, good guy, the pomp and circumstance is even bigger. ”

"That's it!"

Sun Hefan also patted his chest when he heard this, and he had a face.

"Go there, and the waiter will come. ”

"What's the matter?" Sun Hefan said.

The waiter picked up the menu. ”

Gu Jiujiang said, imitating the waiter.

"Sir, look at the menu. ”

After imitating the waiter, he modeled Sun Hefan again.

has a bold face, like a local tyrant.

"I don't read the menu either, copy a copy!"

Sun Hefan's eyes widened when he heard this.

"Huh, copy a copy?"

The audience was also frightened, this was the first time they had heard this statement.

"Everyone, what do you mean by copying a copy?" Gu Jiujiang asked.

Sun Hefan said, "Tell me." ”

"All the dishes on the recipe are all wanted, this is called copying a copy!"

Sun Hefan looked helpless when he heard this, and explained: "I have a lot of friends. ”

"This waiter is also scared!"

Gu Jiujiang said, imitating the waiter, his brows furrowed deeply, and his face was entangled.

"Sir, this is too much, I'm afraid to kill you!"

Sun Hefan was annoyed and shouted loudly.

"Can't speak!"

Gu Jiujiang said in a good voice: "Sir, you take your time, don't copy a copy, order something else." ”

Gu Jiujiang imitated Sun Hefan's appearance.

"Waiter, let me tell you, if I were literate, wouldn't I just order it?"

Sun Hefan was stunned.

"Good fellow, am I still illiterate?"

Gu Jiujiang imitated the waiter's demeanor with a look of surprise.

"Oh my God! that's amazing...... I can't read!"

said, facing the audience, covering his mouth and stealing fun, "Hahaha, illiterate...... It's so coke!"

The audience also laughed out loud when they saw this, and some even laughed so much that they almost lost their breath.

Gu Jiujiang's expression was really interesting, and he didn't blame them for being like this.