After giving the audience enough time to laugh.

Gu Jiujiang spoke again: "After buying the book, I will go home, the road is far, I have to take the bus." ”

"Yes, you have to sit down. ”

"I can't bear to get on the bus!" Gu Jiujiang looked angry.

Sun Hefan said, "What's the matter?"

"After a while, an old lady came up, sixty or seventy years old, the aisle trembled and couldn't stand!"

As soon as he said this, Gu Jiujiang looked a little distressed.

Sun Hefan said with emotion: "I'm getting older. ”

The distressed appearance didn't last for a while, and then turned angry, and the facial expressions almost twisted together!

"But no one gave up their seats on the bus, you say you hate it or not!"

Sun Hefan couldn't help it, and said angrily: "What kind of quality do these people have!"

"It's just that you either look down and play with your phone, or you pretend to sleep. OMG!"

Gu Jiujiang put his left hand on his mouth, his brows furrowed, and he looked incredulous.

"Hahaha, this kid's expression is so funny!"

The audience was overjoyed and laughed.

"Giggles!"

Chu Xiaotong also laughed, it doesn't matter if he laughs or not, a smile can scare Gu Jiujiang on the stage.

Ho, why is this girl smiling like a goose?

Gu Jiujiang almost laughed, busy holding back, maintaining the unbelievable expression just now, and continued.

"I'm so angry that I can't sit still!"

Sun Hefan didn't react, and then said: "By the way, he's so angry that he ......"

Saying this, he stopped suddenly, his voice was an octave higher, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells!

"Ho! you can't sit still when you're so angry!

As soon as these words came out, the burden suddenly rang out, and a laugh broke out even more cheerfully than just now.

"Appeal ......"

The audience applauded and booed.

Those girls named Chu Xiaotong were even more crazy laughing at this time.

That goose laugh almost made him unable to speak!

Gu Jiujiang held back, looked aggrieved, nodded slowly, and after a second or two, he let out a somewhat embarrassed "um".

"Good guys! Everyone!" Sun Hefan was quite helpless.

Gu Jiujiang retracted that expression, laughed twice, and then continued: "At this time, an eldest sister in her thirties came over, and she asked me to get up!"

"Let you get up?" Sun Hefan said.

"Good fellow, is it that easy for me to sit down?"

Saying that, Gu Jiujiang took it for granted, looking like the eldest and my second.

"Look at this virtue!" Sun Hefan hated that iron could not become a steel road.

"I said right then, why did you let me get up?"

Gu Jiujiang said arrogantly.

"Yes, why?" Sun Hefan continued.

"The eldest sister said, just rely on this as my seat!" Gu Jiujiang pulled his coat.

"Why? Is there any evidence?"

"I'm a conductor!"

As soon as these words came out, many people laughed again.

"Oh! you're sitting at the conductor!"

Gu Jiujiang let out an embarrassed "um" again, and his expression was a.

The audience burst into laughter.

"After I stood up, the eldest sister asked the eldest lady to sit there. ”

"Look at the quality of the people!"

Gu Jiujiang rolled his eyes, hammered Sun Hefan, and said in a low voice: "I hate it!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience seemed to love Gu Jiujiang's energy, and they felt that this cross talk seemed to be much more coke than the ones mentioned earlier.

Without waiting for Sun Hefan to answer, he continued to speak.

"Standing on the bus, I can't stand it anymore!"

Sun Hefan seemed to have figured out the routine, and he didn't care.

"What's going on this time?"

"On the bus, there's everyone!"

"How?"

"Someone called, and it was very loud!"

"It's not good. ”

"There are also people who listen to songs with headphones...... OMG!"

"What's wrong with headphones and listening to songs?"

"Just listen to it, the key is to sing it......! That's a terrible sound!"

As he spoke, Gu Jiujiang pulled his head by himself, looking very painful.

"Hahaha!"

The audience applauded, although it was not a burden, but Gu Jiujiang's expression made many viewers laugh.

"After sitting for half an hour, I arrived at the station and got off!"

"You can't sit on it. ”

"I can't bear it as soon as I get out of the car!" Gu Jiujiang said angrily.

Sun Hefan felt helpless and said, "Why can't you bear it when you get out of the car?"

Gu Jiujiang's facial features were twisted together, and he gritted his teeth a little.

"I saw someone throwing things out of the car, and you said it was infuriating!"

"It's not right to throw things on the road!" Sun Hefan took over the conversation and said.

"Look how annoying these people are! Two days ago, it was said on TV that several sanitation workers had caused a big disaster because of this!" Gu Jiujiang became more and more angry.

"Something happened. ”

"Don't you feel bad!

"That's the mood!"

"I can't take it!"

"What are you going to do?"

"I boycott them!"

"How to resist?"

"I see who throws something out of the car, and when I pick it up, I chase it. Gu Jiujiang said as he did a running.

"Are you chasing a car!?" Sun Hefan's voice was an octave higher.

"Uh-huh. Gu Jiujiang nodded indifferently.

Sun Hefan looked shocked and said, "You can catch up with this thing?"

"There's a traffic light in front of you to control the car, wow, look at your head!" Gu Jiujiang pointed at Sun Hefan, and this returned to his appearance of hating iron but not steel.

"Oh...... So that's the case!" Sun Hefan didn't care, and looked like he suddenly realized.

"I caught up with the car and banged on the glass!

"It's education. ”

"Guess what happened?" Gu Jiujiang looked incredulous.

"What's the matter?" Sun Hefan said.

"He handed him a dollar! Oh my God!"

"Wow! I'm going to beg you for food!"

With a handful of teasing, the field exploded, and the audience was happy!

The little girl was really happy, so she took out her mobile phone and recorded a video there.

"Do you think that's like that? I handed him the cigarette butt later, and guess what?"

"What's wrong?"

Gu Jiujiang's expression was extremely aggrieved.

"He handed out ten dollars!"

"Hey, I'm still going to beg you for food!"

With the foreshadowing in front, this time the audience was even happier, and tears burst into laughter!

"Can you bear this?"

Gu Jiujiang said again, looking very angry.

"I can't bear it!" Sun Hefan was indignant.

However, Gu Jiujiang has made a reversal here.

"I can bear it!" said a sly smile on his face.

Hearing this, Sun Hefan was startled, his eyes widened slightly, and then he said, "How can you bear it!?"

Gu Jiujiang laughed loudly, his expression slightly obscene.

"Haha! I earned more than a hundred from this that day!"

Seeing this, Sun Hefan couldn't help but push Gu Jiujiang, and then scolded with a smile: "I'll you!"

The two of them finished at this point, bowed to the audience, and then went off the stage.