After the host finished the curtain, Gu Jiujiang and Sun Hefan came to the stage.

"Yohe, this little brother is very good-looking, let me see if the cross talk he said is not fun. ”

Chu Xiaotong in the audience put down his mobile phone and temporarily focused his attention on Gu Jiujiang's body.

The two came to the stage, first bowed, and then adjusted the microphone before speaking.

"When you come on stage, you have to introduce yourself, the audience may not be familiar with our brothers. Gu Jiujiang said calmly.

There is no timidity in the opening, which is not easy for people who say that cross talk has just completed three years.

Those people in the background quietly hid in a corner to watch and watch, and when they saw Gu Jiujiang's calm appearance, they were a little relieved.

At least I have a little bottom in my heart.

Sun Hefan heard the words and said: "That's what you have to introduce." ”

Gu Jiujiang smiled slightly and took over the conversation.

"My name is Gu Jiujiang, I am a primary school student at the Kyoto Tianqiao Cross Talk Conference, my ability is limited and my level is not high, I hope you will take care of it if you don't say it well. ”

Sun Hefan also smiled when he heard this, and then said: "That's true, I just learned cross talk for three years, and if I don't speak well, everyone will take care of ......."

This can be regarded as giving Gu Jiujiang a step, and if something really happens, he can use this passage to go back.

However, Gu Jiujiang didn't need it, this passage was a little redundant.

Fortunately, the impact is not great.

"After introducing me, let's introduce the person next to me. Gu Jiujiang patted Sun Hefan on the shoulder and continued.

Sun Hefan's eyes widened when he heard this, his movements were exaggerated, he patted his stomach, and said with a proud face: "That's what I have to introduce!"

The same sentence made some of the audience happy below.

The happy ones are all old people, maybe with some praise.

"It's not funny how this opening is so old-fashioned. ”

In just a few words, Chu Xiaotong lost his patience and didn't plan to listen to it anymore.

Today's young people are used to the fast pace, and if two or three sentences don't amuse them, they may not be interested.

"This is my teacher's pig, Teacher Sun Hefan!" Gu Jiujiang deliberately emphasized the word teacher's pig loudly.

Some of the audience laughed, but many didn't react.

"Yes...... Wait a minute, Shi Zhu, is Shi Zhu like talking!? It's Uncle Shi!"

Sun Hefan smiled, and was about to say "it's me", when he realized that something was wrong, frowned and stared, and hurriedly pulled Gu Jiujiangdao.

"Hahaha!"

"This kid has a bit of a coke. ”

The baggage is ringing!

One sentence made most of the audience laugh out loud.

As the saying goes, three points tease and seven points praise, which is indeed the truth.

Gu Jiujiang saw Sun Hefan pulling himself, and immediately showed an unhappy look.

"What's wrong with Shi Zhu! What's wrong with Shi Zhu! Look at your appearance of more than 300 pounds, what's wrong with calling you Shi Zhu? Is there anything wrong?"

There is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage.

Gu Jiujiang can say the same on stage, but when he gets off the stage, he has to be more respectful to Sun Hefan, after all, he is a real uncle.

As soon as this sentence came out, the laughter became louder, and even those young people couldn't help but smile.

Look at Sun Hefan's appearance of more than 300 catties, maybe he is fatter than a pig.

"Well, for the sake of seeing the audience laughing, let's spare your life today. Sun Hefan was also a little helpless, but the effect was good, and he was not at ease.

The cross talk of this world is rarely ridiculed, and if you talk too much, you will be angry.

Gu Jiujiang looked serious and took it seriously, and continued to speak.

"I just look down on people like you, I can't bear people like you, ho, more than 300 catties, how much food has to be wasted!"

"I don't contribute to society, I eat haysai all day long. Hmph!"

Sun Hefan was speechless, his eyes opened slightly, and he paused.

"Hey, have you seen it? Now there is such a kind of person in society, who is not used to this, that is not used to it, that is unbearable, that is you. ”

As he spoke, he pointed at Gu Jiujiang with his finger, revealing a rather angry look.

Gu Jiujiang pretended not to know, and said with a shyness expression: "Who?"

When the audience saw Gu Jiujiang's appearance, they immediately became happy.

Sun Hefan was even more angry.

"You!"

Gu Jiujiang didn't care about him, he talked to himself, showing a look of disgust.

"Oops~ There should be a kind of thing that people do in society, so that people can't bear it!"

Seeing this, Sun Hefan was curious: "What makes you unbearable?"

"Two days ago, I went to Xidan Book Building to buy books to read. ”

Gu Jiujiang held on to the table, feeling that he was very knowledgeable.

"Learn to learn," Sun Hefan said.

Gu Jiujiang nodded and continued: "There is a building of that book at the entrance of Xidan Book Building. ”

"Sculpture. ”

"Yes?"

"Yes"

Hearing Sun Hefan say yes, Gu Jiujiang smiled sheepishly.

"Ho, good guy, I said you know or don't know!" Sun Hefan saw Gu Jiujiang's appearance, and even had questions.

"Of course I know!" Gu Jiujiang is not straightforward, but he is still strong, and he still looks like a.

It amused the audience.

"Haha, this guy is good, this ticket is worth it!

Quite a few people say so.

Even Chu Xiaotong, who didn't care about it before, also raised his interest.

I thought it was an old-fashioned story again, but now it seems to be a little interesting.

Gu Hequn and the others, who were hiding in the corner, naturally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the audience had entered the state.

Look at this, this section can't be smashed!

"Old Gu, your Jiujiang is enlightened! This momentum is good!" Qi Heming of the crane generation boasted.

He didn't believe Gu Jiujiang at first, but now it seems that he has some real skills!

When Lao Gu heard this, he smiled.

His mood ups and downs are the greatest, seeing that his son has the strength to say cross talk on stage, his old father is of course the happiest.

At first, I was very worried, but now I can put my mind at ease.

Seeing that the audience was almost happy, Gu Jiujiang changed his expression, frowning and a little angry.

"Someone scribbling there, can you bear it?"

"Oh, this is uncivilized! I can't bear it. Sun Hefan continued.

"I can't bear it!"

"What then?"

"I boycott them!"

"How to resist?"

Gu Jiujiang picked up the fan on the table, revealing a look of wanting to educate people.

"Comrade, this is your fault, how your parents educate you, how the teacher taught you, stinky and shameless!"

As he spoke, he used a fan as a pen, and he also showed a disgusted look.

"Ho!" Sun Hefan patted his head.

"I'll draw circles in the back!"

"What are you doing in circles?"

"I curse them!"

As he spoke, Gu Jiujiang showed a fierce look and threw the fan on the table.

"Good guy!" Sun Hefan's tone was quite helpless.

This paragraph can make the audience laugh.

More than 100 people all entered Gu Jiujiang's story, and they couldn't stop laughing.