113 Life is boring

What is the joy of being a programmer?

If you ask a thousand working programmers this question, there will probably be a thousand answers.

One thing is for sure, there must be the joy of falling in love with the product manager, fighting wits and courage.

But when it comes to deeper inquiry, the core of the fun is the same.

It stimulates the brain to control the center of happiness.

The profession of programmer is born from the day it is born or is to solve all kinds of tricky problems raised by product managers, solving a problem can bring happiness, and continuous problem solving can bring continuous happiness......

Now the programmers in the Penguin tech department have a new kind of fun, the fun of reverse.

By analyzing rows of bizarre code, you can figure out what a programmer who doesn't play by the box thinks.

To put it bluntly, it's to paint a portrait of your peers through code!

Every time you add a touch to this portrait, you can bring a touch of joy.

Even already enchanted.

Including the boss of the department in charge of this affairs - Zhao Chengbin is even deeper.

He even ordered that no one should be allowed to inquire about the developer through other channels until a portrait of the programmer was portrayed through the code......

Play a game that knows people through code!

Does it make sense to do that?!

In Zhao Chengbin's view, of course there is! And it is of great significance.

He knew that Ma Huaide personally went to solicit the developer.

In Zhao Chengbin's view, since the boss has personally gone out, there is naturally no reason for this treatment to be unsuccessful.

No matter how criticized the Penguin Group is, Zhao Chengbin still admires Ma Huaide when it comes to recruiting talents.

Take Wang Dalong, the father of WeChat, as an example, wasn't this technology master also a proud and unruly figure?

Therefore, Mr. Ma personally went out, and there is a high probability that this talent will also be absorbed by the Penguin Group and become their colleague in the future, or even become his superior.

But judging from the code coded by this person, this is obviously also a very rebellious personality, disdainful of the programming techniques that are now recognized by everyone, and he is extremely powerful alone, but his teamwork ability is debatable.

At this time, as the group's current first technical officer, Zhao Chengbin felt that he had to consider how to integrate this technical master into the team.

This is where reverse thinking comes into play again.

It may be difficult to integrate Dana into the team, but you can make the team adapt to Dana!

Zhao Chengbin knows very well that he is not the kind of amazing and brilliant character, and he has reached the top of his current position, so he really doesn't mind making way for this programmer he sincerely admires, and even cooperates with this character to do some work in advance.

And now everyone is working on the code to do a character profile for this tech guru, which obviously makes it easier for the team to adapt to this guru style in the future.

Of course, this kind of thing is not universal.

Generally speaking, in the company's environment, everyone has to submit code every day, if there is no XVN record, it may be up to a month, and the vast majority of programmers may see this code again, and they remember that it is the code he submitted a month ago, and even spit this code when they see it.

But the code of this software is different, and the characteristics are distinct......

So far, the results have been remarkable.

Dozens of people have worked together to summarize the following characteristics of this technical master:

Name, Wang Yufei, gender, male, between 24 and 30 years old, energetic, creative, and skilled;

Have the experience of studying abroad, and it should be a professional university, such as Lao Maozi's ITMO, Lao Mei's UC Berkeley, Georgia Tech, etc......

The character is extremely conceited and pursues a minimalist style. For example, if you can do it in one line of code, you don't need two lines and you don't need any comments.

has a strong desire to express himself, likes to show off his skills but is sullen;

There must not be much hair, and there is a tendency to lose the top, because it is extremely smart;

Thoughtful, rigorous and self-disciplined;

7、8......

However, all of this was overshadowed by Zhao Chengbin after he received the easter eggs sent by the application treasure department.

said into the mobile phone: "Lu Yuxin will always be the most beautiful girl in Wang Yufei's heart?"

What?

Does this seem like the work of a mature man who is conceited and thoughtful? How can it be like a child playing with the house?

At the moment when he saw the way the easter egg was opened, Zhao Chengbin finally couldn't help it, picked up the phone and dialed Tan Jinrong: "Hey, Mr. Tan, please send the background information of the author of the second system software." ”

Tan Jinrong, who had just finished the meeting, was stunned when he heard this: "Zhao Gong, didn't you say that you don't want developer information? Or can't you take the initiative to provide it to any of you?

"Don't include me, hurry up, don't ink!"

"That's okay, but I'll give you a vaccination first, the developer of the software is sixteen years old this year, and he is a junior high school student in a famous middle school in Star City. ”

"What? What did you say? Junior high school student? Are you sure?"

"The background information! And Mr. Ma has already gone to Star City to confirm it in person, how can I be sure?"

"I ...... Nima ...... Buddha, Buddha ......" Zhao Chengbin realized for the first time that his feelings could be so abundant, and he didn't know how to express them.

"What about Lu Yuxin, his classmate and girlfriend?" Zhao Chengbin continued to ask after a long time.

"There's no information, but it's said to be his classmate in two years of high school, a sophomore in high school this year, as for his girlfriend, isn't this a stone hammer? Otherwise, how to explain the easter egg? Is there anything else?"

"Forget it, it's nothing. Zhao Chengbin was very disappointed and hung up the phone directly.

At this moment, Zhao Chengbin inexplicably began to recall his youth like Han Wenle.

It is said that he also had the opportunity to fall in love back then.

In his first year of high school, his tablemate was a very shy class flower, and there was an ignorant good impression between the two, and they could almost talk about everything.

However, everything changed because of a call from the English teacher.

He still remembers the English class that afternoon, and the English teacher encouraged everyone to create an English environment for themselves as much as possible and practice speaking English.

On the same day, he made the first small agreement between the two of them with his tablemate, and in the future, he tried to communicate in English as much as possible.

And then there was no then......

The two went from talking almost nothing, to almost nothing to say in the end, and an innocent relationship was strangled in the cradle until the teacher separated the seats of the two.

At this moment, Zhao Chengbin suddenly felt that his life was boring!

Even if he is already in the noble city of Pengcheng, he has become a winner in life with a house and a car!

So Zhao Chengbin choked back tears, summoned easter eggs, and looked at the enchanting little assistant on the mobile phone screen for three minutes, walked out of his office, and slapped his colleagues who were still working overtime......

"Ahem, everyone stop, that's all for today!"

Countless eyes focused on him.

"I have already obtained the information of the developer Wang Yufei, he is sixteen years old this year, and he is a junior high school student in Xingcheng Provincial City No. 1 Middle School......"

"Huh?!"

"What?"

"Impossible, right?"

"How so?"

......

In a word, there was a lot of exclamation, and a bunch of dumbfounded......

Genius, life-changing!