Chapter Ninety-Four: The Year in a Hurry
Gu Jiujiang nodded and continued.
"Alright, I'll go home! I went out and rode my bicycle to go home, and there was always a female classmate who followed me on a bicycle!"
This time, I finally changed my bike and lost the crock.
"Hey, are there any female classmates following?"
Speaking of this, Sun Hefan's eyes widened, and he looked like he was watching a good show.
The audience was also curious and wanted to know what to do next.
"I know that she doesn't live close to my house, and she doesn't go way!" Gu Jiujiang said.
The audience also had a rough idea of what was going on.
If you don't follow along the way, isn't it just that you have taken a fancy to Gu Jiujiang?
"Why don't you follow along the way?"
Sun Hefan completely looks like a melon-eating crowd.
It's like listening to cross talk on stage!
Gu Jiujiang was also puzzled, "Why does she keep following me?"
"Halfway through the pedaling, I parked the car on the side, I was tired and needed to rest. ”
"It's about resting. Sun Hefan said perfunctorily.
Gu Jiujiang said energetically.
"I'm slowing down there, and this girl has stopped. He came over and tugged at the corner of my clothes. ”
He recreates the scene, and he acts out what he looked like at that time.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Gu Jiujiang.
Then he quickly switched to the appearance of a girl, and said a little twisted.
Gu Jiujiang...... I, I want to tell you something. ”
The audience watched with great interest, and Sun Hefan also put one hand on the table, completely watching the excitement.
"What are you talking about?"
Although he is an enthusiastic audience, he has not forgotten that he still has to praise a sentence or two occasionally.
Gu Jiujiang is still a girl, and she is even more twisted and pinched.
"I ...... Can I chase you?"
Speaking, the audience below was broken and coaxed.
"Appeal ......"
It's all with a smile.
"Guys, don't make a fuss, let's keep watching. Sun Hefan had a playful look on his face.
The audience also stopped, and occasionally there was a little laughter.
That's why the comedy form of cross talk can be like this.
You can interact with the audience.
Gu Jiujiang returned to his role and showed an angry expression.
"I'm so angry when I hear this!"
"What do you say?" asked Sun Hefan.
Gu Jiujiang made a fierce appearance of pedaling a bicycle, pedaling, and said in his mouth.
"Chase me, you're catching up!"
The audience was delighted.
"Hahaha!"
"This guy is funny!"
"This cross talk is quite interesting, hahaha......"
Many audiences were happy under Gu Jiujiang's performance, and they fell in love with this art a little.
Seeing this, Sun Hefan was quite speechless, pointed at Gu Jiujiang and said to the audience: "No wonder this guy is single until now." ”
The audience below was in a state of joy, and anything they said at this time could make them laugh.
"I'll ride home in five minutes!" Gu Jiujiang looked quite proud.
As everyone knows, they missed a marriage.
"That's what people mean!" Sun Hefan hated that iron could not become a steel road.
Gu Jiujiang was puzzled, "What does that person mean?"
Sun Hefan smiled meaningfully: "You will understand in the future." ”
Gu Jiujiang seemed to understand, "Hey, don't think I don't know!
"Then what are you?"
"But I don't like that. ”
Hearing this, Sun Hefan was curious: "Then what do you like?"
In the audience, the female audience who liked Gu Jiujiang hurriedly gathered their attention, thinking about what kind of girl Gu Jiujiang liked every day!
"I don't like to run after my ass every day. Gu Jiujiang told the truth.
"Oh?
Gu Jiujiang looked at the audience, showed a smile like a flirtatious smile, and said: "I just like that, I pursue you with all my might, and then you don't even look at me, cold as frost!
The audience looked at each other.
Sun Hefan died with a word, he pointed at Gu Jiujiang, and spit out a word towards the audience.
"Cheap!"
Gu Jiujiang's expression froze when he heard this.
"Hahahaha......"
The audience saw that the music was blooming, and they all felt that what Sun Hefan said made sense.
You have to stick a hot face to someone's cold ass, isn't it cheap!
"I love this!"
Gu Jiujiang was annoyed and angry.
"Well, I'm not talking about you. Sun Hefan said.
Everyone has their own preferences, and even if someone is like this, what can he do?
Gu Jiujiang said with a smile.
"In our class, there is one such person, who is still the school flower of our school......! I love it. ”
"Her name?" Sun Hefan wanted to know her name.
"Zhuge Steel!"
Gu Jiujiang said with a smile, and there seemed to be a little pride in it.
"Oh, this girl has a good name!"
Sun Hefan hurriedly gave a thumbs up.
The audience laughed, that's a good name, the taste is too low!
The comedians backstage burst out laughing.
That's a wonderful name!
Gu Jiujiang was immersed in excitement, "How is it? Gentle, right? Beautiful!? Do you feel like a weak woman in Jiangnan?"
The audience laughed even more.
Especially Chu Xiaotong in the crowd, he was already laughing crazy.
Under her leadership, everyone faintly has a tendency to turn into goose calls.
Sun Hefan couldn't bear to blow when he looked at Gu Jiujiang, who was so excited, and gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's indeed a good name......
"This Zhuge Iron and Steel is the goddess in my heart!" Gu Jiujiang's face was full of joy.
"Really?"
"I love her the most, she is the school flower, and all the boys in the school have written love letters to her, but ...... Just give me a reply!" Speaking of this, Gu Jiujiang raised his head proudly.
"Oh, is this interesting to you?" asked Sun Hefan with some interest.
The audience is undoubtedly curious to know this gossip as well.
"That's definitely interesting to me!" Gu Jiujiang continued proudly, "Find a place where no one is, and I'll open it and take a look." ”
"What do you say?" Sun Hefan's eyes were playful.
"Except for you...... Anyone can do it!"
After Gu Jiujiang finished speaking, he looked sad.
The audience undoubtedly laughed in the face of the sudden reversal.
"And that's it!"
Sun Hefan finally said the same, and then bowed down with Gu Jiujiang and stepped down.
At the end of the performance, the audience burst into warm applause.
The remaining six groups of comedians undoubtedly began to face up to this junior who had never been to the Spring Festival Gala at this time.
The strength is strong, and it is not lost to them at all!
Even more than some!
After all, with Xiao Yueyue's cross talk skills, it is not too bad.
You must know that Xiao Yueyue has won the championship, he can't lose his prestige, even if he doesn't win a championship, he needs the top three!
Gu Jiujiang and Sun Hefan, who stepped down, were quite relaxed, and the two of them played normally today, and they were satisfied.
The rest is up to the audience to decide!