"I took 150 and wrote a reply letter and stuffed it in the envelope. ”

Gu Jiujiang learned Yu Hefan's movements.

"Teacher Yu called me back......"

"Come, Jiujiang, come here, you see that Sun Wukong has replied to you!"

Sun Hefan on the side put one hand on the table and watched Gu Jiujiang's performance with great interest.

The audience in the underground also watched happily.

Gu Jiujiang faced the audience and continued his performance.

I took it, opened the envelope and saw that 150 was bad, and I took the money and went home, and after a while I wrote a reply and sent it back. ”

Gu Jiujiang said, a smile on his face.

"I took this letter, Teacher Yu was happy when he saw it, and asked, the child must know that this is the money I gave him, this is definitely a letter of praise!"

When he opened the letter, Mr. Yu's nose was crooked. ”

"What does this letter say?" asked Sun Hefan casually.

Gu Jiujiang picked up the folding fan, "Uncle Sun Wukong, hello, just give me the money next time, Yu Hefan, this villain, steals fifty from me!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed one after another.

The comedians backstage also smiled slightly.

"Hey, Yu Hefan, who is this recruiting, who is messing with someone......" Sun Hefan said.

"There's an MP3, listen to it every day at night!" Gu Jiujiang continued to advance the storyline.

"In the daytime, it's listless, we're a sports college. ”

"What are you doing?"

"Devil Training!"

"Tell me about it. ”

The two of them teased each other, and the rhythm was very smooth.

"Run, 20 kilometers to start, I can't do it!"

Gu Jiujiang said with a frown.

"Why?" Sun Hefan wondered.

"I can't stamina, I can't fight, I'm amazing!"

Gu Jiujiang said, and there was another laughter below.

"Then you run with the big ding!"

Sun Hefan suggested.

Gu Jiujiang glanced at it, "Do you want to run away with Dading? They won't let you!"

"What then?"

"I came up with an idea...... I'm sick!" Gu Jiujiang said, his big eyes rolling and turning.

A look.

Many viewers couldn't help but laugh when they saw this expression.

"What is your illness?" asked Sun Hefan hurriedly.

"Can't you get sick if you're not sick?" Gu Jiujiang looked at Sun Hefan like a fool, and continued: "I'll go to the door of the infirmary first, I see what others say about illness, I'll learn from them!"

When the audience heard it, it seemed to be pretty good, and they listened to the development with great interest.

"Will this work?" Sun Hefan was a little incredulous.

"Of course!"

Gu Jiujiang looked confident.

"I just hid with the side, and after a while, a girl ran over there, squirmed, and went in. ”

As he spoke, he imitated the girl's shy appearance.

"Well, doctor...... I have a stomachache. ”

As soon as the voice fell, he changed to the role of a doctor.

"Okay, then Sensei ran away...... Let's go back and drink some hot water!"

After speaking, Gu Jiujiang said to Sun Hefan quite excitedly: "This is so suitable for this!

Sun Hefan understood what it meant, and the audience at the bottom also guessed what the girl was talking about.

This thing, it's a girl, and it comes every month.

And the boys don't.

"Don't mind, you can't do this......" Sun Hefan hurriedly pulled him.

Gu Jiujiang managed so much, and he was excited.

"As soon as I opened the door, I said to the doctor, "......Doctor!"

As he spoke, he turned into a doctor and said impatiently: "Get out!

The audience is plunged into a sea of joy.

This burden is good, and several comedians backstage are also happy.

"It's because of this incident! It went to our class, and the head teacher found out, and there was going to be a class meeting at that time, and in front of the whole class, he criticized me!"

Gu Jiujiang's expression was a little unconvinced.

"What do you say?" Sun Hefan was curious.

The same goes for the audience.

Standing on the podium, the homeroom teacher's lesson plan slapped on the table. ”

Gu Jiujiang imitated the head teacher this time, and his expression was very serious.

"Students, let's have a class meeting today, don't talk to the students here!"

He pointed to his left.

"Hey, don't look at your phone over there!"

This time it's on the right.

"I'll go out for the one who eats skewers in the back!!"

In the end, Gu Jiujiang said angrily.

Sun Hefan was happy when he heard this, "Huh...... Are you a temple fair?"

The audience also laughed, Gu Jiujiang's burden was too cola.

Gu Jiujiang still maintained a serious expression.

"I'm here today for two things!"

"What is this?" Sun Hefan said.

"First, the matter of the sick number, Gu Jiujiang, you are not sorry! The girl's aunt is here, what's the matter? You also have a big aunt?"

Gu Jiujiang was in the state of the head teacher, and his tone was quite angry.

Quite a few people covered their mouths and laughed secretly.

"You should be scolded too! What about the second?" Sun Hefan continued.

"Second, I just want to ask, who did we unload the gate again!?"

"What kind of school is this!"

Sun Hefan was helpless.

"Everyone looks back at me!" Gu Jiujiang said.

"Why?"

Speaking of this, he was also a little speechless, "Hey, I'm the most suspicious!"

"The arm strength is amazing...... Sun Hefan explained.

"Don't look at what he says up there...... I'm not afraid of him down there!"

"How?"

Gu Jiujiang said shyly: "He has a meeting above, and I have a small meeting below!"

"That's why the teacher is annoyed by this!" Sun Hefan said.

"I lowered my mouth, I muttered, and when the teacher saw it, he was angry!"

"Can this not be angry?" Sun Hefan pouted.

Gu Jiujiang imitated the head teacher's tone, quite serious.

"Gu Jiujiang, what are you talking about! Stand up and repeat what you just said to me ten times!"

When he came back to his role, he cringed a little, "Teacher, teacher, I don't dare to say it anymore......"

The serious voice came again, rather angry, "Repeat it to me fifty times!"

Gu Jiujiang showed helplessness, "The zipper of the teacher's pants is open, and the zipper of the teacher's pants is open......"

When the audience heard this, they burst out laughing and laughing.

"Hahaha!"

Some of them were happy with their chests against their backs, laughing breathlessly.

This kid is wilted too!

Sun Hefan's eyes widened slightly, "Hey, you really dare to say it!"

The head teacher Gu Jiujiang imitated at this time said in a soft tone: "Good boy, sit down, sit down!"

"The teacher is also unlucky, and he has a student like you. Sun Hefan complained.

Gu Jiujiang didn't care about his complaints, and developed the plot on his own.

"After the head teacher finished speaking, he picked up the lesson plan and left, and before leaving, he said that school was over!"

"After school, can I go home?"

Sun Hefan asked.