The Heavenly God Soldier was born, and today, the heroes of all parties are moving in the direction of the Eastern Family.

And Zhang Tong and Sun Hua, who were far away on the border of the far north, had no interest in the so-called divine soldiers that appeared in this world.

"Hey, hey, generally speaking, traveling to the other world shouldn't be a saint in front of people to kill people and seize treasures?" Walking on the polar ice field wrapped in a thick cotton coat, Sun Hua said with a clear nose: "On the way we came, we saw several groups of people looking for that heavenly god soldier. ”

Zhang Tong, who was wearing shorts and short sleeves and walking in the cold polar ice field at minus 70 degrees, waved his hand indifferently and said, "Why do you want to kill people and appear in front of the treasure hunters? ”

Sun Hua tightened his cotton coat and sucked up a wave of snot before saying, "It's all written like this." Haven't you seen those plane crossings? At first, the male protagonist relied on the plane portal to improve his strength first, and when his strength increased to a certain level, he went to a slightly lower realm world to kill people and seize treasures, and he appeared in front of people. ”

"Let me tell you, this kind of plot is so cute for many people. What kind of talk and laughter The villain disappeared, what waved his hand left a great opportunity for the indigenous pig's feet in the unfaced world, or created a small world of his own in this world or something. Make your own colony or something. Don't you think it's cool?!"

Facing Sun Hua, who had a clear nose and was trembling all over, Zhang Tong stopped and looked at him: "Are you sure you want this? Then you can try to stay." I'm not the male protagonist of Xiaobaiwen, but your image is quite suitable for being the male protagonist of Xiaobaiwen. ”

"I don't want to live in this world without game consoles and flush toilets!" Sun Hua shook his head suddenly, who could have known the pain of urinating in the open air in this polar ice field at minus 70 degrees these days?

Halfway through the pee, this side is still peeing, and the other side is already frozen. Have you ever seen an icicle in a parabola? Sun Hua has seen it, if it weren't for the fact that he urinated fast enough, his younger brother would have frozen.

Sun Hua listened to cross talk in the capital, and there is a traditional cross talk called "Old and Old". One of the passages said that it was necessary to bring a-beating stick when going out to pull poop, because the weather was too cold, and it was easy to freeze when pulling half, and it needed to be knocked off with a-beating stick. If you don't bring a-beating stick, then you can only sit back with the-beating stick first, and wait for the-beating stick to pull.

Originally, Sun Hua thought that this was a cross talk, and the cross talk was all made up. But how could he know that the cross talk was all made up, but this paragraph was true!

So stay in this world as the protagonist? Don't, resolutely don't!

"And besides, the treasures that can be counted as treasures in this world are probably the top ten divine soldiers. Zhang Tong turned his head and said as he walked: "But the ten heavenly gods of this world have an inseparable relationship with the gods of this world, or the origin of heaven and earth in this world. ”

"The words that can be explained by a world of cultivating immortals and desolate realms are that the ten heavenly god soldiers and the ten demon soldiers represent some of the great avenue laws in the three thousand avenues of this world. So what is the point of me killing people and robbing treasures in this world? When these gods come to our world, they will lose their original supernatural powers. If it's some inconsequential normal ability weapon, it's kind of useful to bring back to Earth. ”

"But things like the Celestial Soldiers, which are closely related to the origin of this world, can't be taken away at all. Or you can take away the divine soldier, but the divine miracle carried by the divine soldier will remain in this world. Heaven and earth will use other ways to spawn another divine weapon to fill the vacancy of the taken divine soldier. ”

"And the divine soldier who was taken away has an empty shell, and it is estimated that there will be no magical place except for being extremely hard and sharp. Therefore, if you are plotting against the Heavenly Divine Soldiers in this world, it is better to plot against the Earth Divine Soldiers that are not so closely related to the origin of the world, or some heavenly and earthly treasures. ”

"These things are brought to the earth, although some of the energy is lost. But at least it's useful. Forget about the Celestial Soldiers, what does it matter to us that the Divine Soldiers were born that day. It's better to buy some Earth Divine Soldiers when you go back and bring them back, I guess you might be able to use them in the future. ”

Sun Hua listened to Zhang Tong's words and asked curiously, "Do you have any money?"

"Hey, haven't you heard of robbing the rich and helping the poor?!" Zhang Tong waved his hand indifferently: "It's really not good, let's bring some silver after we go back to the earth." 925 silver is only three dollars a gram, and one tael of silver is only one hundred and fifty dollars. We can spend money on silver and exchange it. ”

In the face of what Zhang Tong said, Sun Hua raised his doubts: "Didn't you say that you only have 1,200 yuan a month? Even if it is three yuan a gram of silver, you are only buying 400 grams of silver, which is only eight taels of silver if it is a good deal." What kind of land are you going to buy with eight taels of silver?"

"Don't forget, I still have this cotton coat on me in exchange for the jade I brought with me. Didn't you come to the other world with any money?!Let me tell you Lao Zhang, you now owe me a piece of fine Burmese jade, worth 30,000 yuan!" Sun Hua's bamboo pole was also earth-shattering.

Zhang Tong was hit by Sun Hua, yes, what kind of land does a poor person who only has eight taels of silver a month buy, buy some soil and eat it directly.

"And I said Lao Zhang, can you hurry up when you look for that 10,000-year-old snow lotus. We've been wandering around here for days, and we'll find it when we'll find it. ”

"Hey, I'm trying. I haven't seen what Snow Lotus looks like, and I don't know its biological frequency band, so even if it's an electromagnetic scan, I have to go to the scene one by one to see it. ”

"Then you move quickly, the day before yesterday I ran for a long time to find a snow rabbit, and yesterday I said that Snow Lotus ran to see that it was the Yellow Tower. You need to be reliable, or your clerk will starve to death in this world!"

"No, no. They have a strong ability to find food. I'm not afraid they'll be hungry, as long as they don't join in the excitement of the Heavenly Soldiers, which is a useless thing. ”

Sun Hua and Zhang Tong's trip to the polar ice fields is not over yet, and the search for the 10,000-year-old snow lotus that restrains the fire spirit continues.

In the Dongfang family, Xiao Xiao and Xiao Hei have been involved in the battle for the Heavenly God Soldiers, which is meaningless and useless in Zhang Tong's eyes.

Over there, King Yan, the leader of the Heaven and Earth Alliance, had just left the Dongfang family, and Dongfang Xiong, the head of the Dongfang family here, began to be furious and wanted to find out who was making such a foul smell when King Yan came.

But it's good that she didn't check, and when she checked it, she found out that it was Xiao Xiao, is this a punishment or no punishment?

And Xiao Xiao and Xiao Hei were checking Xiao Xiao's poop in the dry toilet.

"It's strange, why are there so many roundworms in my poop?" Xiao Xiao scratched her head: "I fought roundworms when I was a child, and now there should be no roundworms." ”

And Xiao Hei said calmly: "You have been poisoned." And it's a very powerful poison, I'm afraid this poison is not under a certain man surnamed Zhang!" (Zhang Tong of the polar ice field sneezed, and Sun Hua grinned: You're cold too! If you don't have a cotton coat, you deserve to freeze to death!hahaha...... Eh, how can you snatch my cotton coat, it's mine! You give it back to me...... ）

Xiao Xiao was curious: 'Xiao Hei, how do you know?'

Xiao Hei's cheeks jumped, it was a past he didn't want to look back. When he was still Gao Xiaomin's exclusive dark knight, a man surnamed Zhang Mai Lisu had not yet become a big man...... Hey, it's all tears.

Xiao Hei didn't intend to answer Xiao Xiao's question, he just said lightly: "It looks like someone wants to be bad for you." But misestimating your digestive power. That's why the poisoning failed. ”

"Then am I in danger?" Xiao Xiao clenched her small fists very nervously, nervously like a weak woman who could blow up Dongfang City with one punch.

And Xiao Hei said arrogantly: "Don't worry, if that poisoned person appears again, I will definitely blow his dog head!"

As soon as Xiao Hei's words fell, Gu Rou's head exploded into pieces in the valley dozens of kilometers away like a watermelon that had been violently hit by a wooden stick.

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