Friend, do you know what relaxation is?

What is relaxation?

Relaxation is when it is hot and sweaty in the summer, someone intimately hands over a bottle of ice Coke.

Relaxation is to shiver in the cold in winter and come to a pot of fresh and spicy hot pot.

Relaxation is to have a comfortable bed and a comfortable hot bath when you are tired.

For Xiao Xiao, now is her most relaxed moment.

Puff ~ Puff ~ Puff ~

Yes~

Xiao Xiao let out a satisfied and comfortable moan, as if the 108,000 pores in his body were all relieved at this moment.

It is also strange to say, when Xiao Xiao first entered the dry toilet, he still felt that the smell of the dry toilet was extremely smelly, which was unbearable. But when she came out, Xiao Xiao couldn't smell the stench, hehe, it's amazing!

The words are divided into two ends, Xiao Xiao's side is enjoyable, but Yan Wang's side is miserable.

The reason why Xiao Xiao couldn't smell it was because the poop on her mouth was so stinky that it had overshadowed the smell of the dry toilet. People have a certain resistance to the smell they excrete.

So Xiao Xiao didn't smell the smell of poop he was drinking, but Yan Wang and they were not Xiao Xiao, and the smell they smelled was clear.

I also want to say that Dongfang Xiong is an old Jianghu, she was about to vomit when she smelled the sudden stench, but she immediately carried out the legendary turtle breath Dafa.

It is rumored that he learned the top of the Turtle Breath Dafa and could hold his breath in the water for three days and three nights without dying.

Of course, there are still few big turtles that have cultivated to this realm. Dongfang Xiong just casually practiced this turtle breath Dafa, and he was not a master. But it is still possible to temporarily ignore the smell.

But just because she can do it doesn't mean everyone else can do it. After all, not everyone practices Turtle Breath Dafa.

For example, Xicheng Hideki, the young master of the Xicheng family, now has the heart to scold his mother, and secretly said in his heart: "Which turtle grandson is this stinking fart, pulling off the son and grandchildren?! How can it be so stinky? !

Hideki Nishijo still thought that he was about to throw up, and someone over there had already started to throw up.

The first to be unbearable were the ordinary servants of the Dongfang family, many of whom were ordinary people who had never learned kung fu and could not hold their breath for too long.

A small guy on the far left side of the door couldn't stand the smell at first, and spit out the lunch with a "vomit~" sound.

If you want to say that King Yan came at the right time, it happened to be pinching the lunch order. Many of the servants of the Oriental Family have just had lunch, and they really can't bear to smell this smell!

Generally speaking, there is a first one, and then there are countless of them.

When the first servant couldn't help the smell and began to vomit, he quickly infected many slaves around him, and they all hugged their stomachs and leaned against the wall and began to "vomit~".

This is really not disrespect for King Yan, but the physiological characteristics of people.

The chief eunuch standing beside King Yan just wanted to reprimand the people of the Dongfang family for losing their dignity in front of the king, but he had just opened his mouth when he said this, and there were also people in the golden armor army brought by King Yan himself.

"Commander, I can't hold it back. Too...... "One of the golden-armored guards couldn't bear it, and let out a loud confession, and began to vomit before he finished speaking.

Don't think that those who practice martial arts can withstand it. Because people who practice martial arts improve their physical functions because of martial arts, in order to better gain the upper hand in martial arts, they will improve their five senses. The so-called five senses are: sight, hearing, taste, touch, and smell.

Therefore, ordinary people who practice martial arts are more sensitive to the perception of things than ordinary people. To put it simply, it is a thing that ordinary people smell stinky, so people who practice martial arts smell it is particularly stinky!

The reason why these gold-armored guards haven't vomited now is simply because of their good endurance. But when the first person vomits, the broken window effect opens.

As long as there is a first person, there is a second and a third. Soon, vomiting caused by the intense stench spread among the Golden Armor Guards.

In a short period of time, the entire scene turned into a sea of vomit.

Spit out a four-happiness ball here, and spit out a vinegared cabbage over there. Just spit out a bowl of white jade tofu here, and spit out a plate of dry-roasted duck breast over there. This is spitting and spitting, don't say it, I have gathered a table of big dishes!

Of course, no one knows if you want to eat this big dish.

This strong smell is already very difficult to endure, and now there are people spitting here, and the sour smell of vomiting and fermentation is mixed with the stench of a certain poop, heh! This smell is absolutely amazing!

Those who can withstand the impact of such a taste without vomiting must be called a hero.

Now Xicheng Hideki can't help but vomit, and it is the Northern Thunder that vomits earlier than him. Because I drank alcohol at noon, my stomach was not very comfortable. Now that everyone is throwing up, then don't bear it, just throw up!

Hideki Nishijo couldn't help but start throwing up.

The young masters of the four great families only had Nangong and Dongfang Tiexin who endured it, because they had all cultivated the Turtle Breath Dafa. Although they didn't vomit, they felt disgusted when they watched the scene of vomiting.

The corners of King Yan's mouth twitched, and he didn't know whether he was happy or angry. Originally, King Yan was going to enter the Dongfang family, but now it seems that he can't get in, even if he can get in, I'm afraid that the stench inside is terrible. The sound of nausea and vomiting continued to come from the entire Oriental family. I'm afraid it's a mess inside.

"Go back!" King Yan snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and turned to leave.

Dongfang Xiong hurriedly followed: "Yan Wang......!"

"This king has rhinitis!" After King Yan left these words, he boarded the dragon and urged everyone to leave. The three hundred gold-armored guards vomited in the dark, but they could only barely follow the convoy.

Dongfang Xiong looked at the Yanwang convoy in the distance, and her heart was broken. She turned around and burst into a rage: "Check! Check for me! See who lost such a big person to our Dongfang family!"

And on the other side, Yan Wang Long is inside. King Yan's face sank like water, and he thought in his heart: Okay, you are from an oriental family, it seems that you have been ready for the birth of the Heavenly God Soldier. As soon as my convoy arrived at you, they began to use poisonous stench attacks, just because they didn't want me to let King Yan enter your Eastern Family.

But this heavenly soldier, I'm going to decide!

King Yan opened a locked box in the carriage, and in the innermost compartment of the box was a set of clothes and masks that seemed to have nothing to do with King Yan. But this set of clothes and masks is known to everyone in the world, and everyone knows about it, because this outfit belongs to the leader of the Heaven and Earth Alliance!

It turned out that King Yan was the leader of the Heaven and Earth Alliance.

"Hmph! The wishful thinking of the Oriental family, I won't let you do it well. Didn't you invite an unborn master? Hehe, I had already arranged for Gu Rou to be poisoned. When the time comes, let you masters come to the battle and see what you can do?!"

What a big chess move by King Yan, the leader of the Heaven and Earth Alliance.

In the Oriental Family, Xiao Xiao comfortably pulled more than 30 tables of poop clean. When she filled the dry toilet, she cleaned herself up and walked out satisfied.

"Huh? Why is the Dongfang family so quiet now, why can't you even see a servant on the road?" Xiao Xiao's heart was full of doubts, and the child's head had a big question mark.

ps: Today there are three more changes, and the three chapters add up to another 11,000 words. This month's update will reach the 190,000-word mark. It's almost Monday, and it's the last day of the month. Comrades who have recommendation votes and monthly passes, please don't be stingy, vote for me!