Chapter 452: How Do You See Me?
The husband and wife quarreled, the bedside quarreled and the bedside quarreled, and after Xiao Shasha successfully vented the resentment against Deadpool in his heart, he snorted coldly and ran back into his holster.
This is already a forgiveness of Deadpool in disguise.
However, Deadpool was not happy about this at all, because Xiao Shasha had already used her force value to tell Deadpool what would happen in the future.
Living happily ever after with a woman, as a child who has no father or mother since he was a child and longs for a home, Deadpool does not resist.
But let him live with a mother gun, he didn't want to do it in his heart.
The species are all different, okay!
But no matter how reluctant he was, Deadpool still had a smile on his face.
Asking why, asking is forced by life.
In the chapel, Venom Deadpool's combined state was lifted, and a pool of black Venom and Deadpool squatted on the ground side by side with their heads crossed, in front of Zhen Hao, who was sitting on a chair with Erlang's legs crossed.
As a teenager who has been looking for a family for a long time, countless worlds have made his goal of returning home far away, Zhen Hao held his chin and pondered how to improve the chances of going home.
The Marvel world, in which there are countless heroes, and there are countless independent worlds, if you experience these worlds in advance, will you be able to improve the efficiency of going home from the other side......
When you think about it, it seems that this idea is indeed feasible.
But if you want to travel through the Marvel universe, you must be inseparable from Deadpool, whose ability can make Zhen Hao take a lot of detours.
After looking Deadpool up and down for a long time, Zhen Hao reached out and summoned a chair and placed it beside Deadpool, who stood up with the chair.
"What do you mean? What do you want to do to me? First of all, although you are powerful, but you can only get my body, I will not fall in love with you, I love Jean Gray!"
When the words fell, the holster with Xiao Sha began to tremble violently, and without Zhen Hao saying more, Deadpool's face turned green in an instant, and he hurriedly whispered to reassure.
"Hahaha~!"
Although Venom on the side couldn't speak, based on his movements and behavior, this was probably what he wanted to say.
The episode passed quickly, and Zhen Hao said: "To tell you the truth, for some reason, I need to travel through many universes, and I need your help." ”
At home, he was only promised, and his anger exploded outside, Deadpool snorted arrogantly, and turned his head away with his hands on his chest: "I don't understand what you're saying!"
In fact, he still relied on Zhen Hao to ask for him, so he dared to be so presumptuous in front of Zhen Hao, otherwise he would not say flattery, at least his attitude would be good.
Zhen Hao didn't care, and continued: "I know that you have the ability to break the fourth wall and can travel through other worlds, and I need you to help me. ”
"So what, why should I help you?" Deadpool snapped his nose and smiled dismissively.
He thought like this in his heart, you forcibly found a housekeeper of the non-human species for Uncle Ben, and you want Uncle Ben to help you......
Hehe, unless Uncle Ben's brain lets the donkey kick!
"Don't worry, I won't let you help in vain. ”
Zhen Hao smiled indifferently and said, "As long as you help me travel through the world once, I will give you 100,000 US dollars." ”
"Huh. ”
Deadpool smiled disdainfully, plucked out his ear with one hand, and pulled out a check from the back of his ass with the other: "See? Fresh $600,000 check, $100,000 is also money? Don't use your assets to challenge Uncle Deadpool's pocket money!"
When the words fell, an unstoppable force came, instantly breaking Deadpool's fingers ninety degrees upward, and then floating towards Zhen Hao with a check for 600,000 dollars.
"Where's the check? Sorry, I can't see it. ”
With a check in his hand, Zhen Hao opened his eyes and said nonsense in front of Deadpool.
......
Deadpool was silent and snapped his fingers back into place, then looked at Zhen Hao with a serious face, and said sincerely: "Big guy, I think your business just now is very good, maybe we can have a good talk." ”
Zhen Hao nodded with satisfaction, the son can be taught.
But he didn't choose to talk to Deadpool at this time.
Stuffing the check for 600,000 dollars into his pocket under the gaze of Deadpool, Zhen Hao called back the super meow flower who was powerful in the night market.
After telling Super Meow Dahua to look at Deadpool, who was not honest at all, Zhen Hao and his party turned around and went back to the house to continue their sleep interrupted by Deadpool.
Soon, the night passed.
The sun rose slowly, and soon rose to mid-air, and seeing that it was about to rise overhead, Zhen Hao woke up leisurely.
Pushing open the door, I saw that the old nun Anna and old Andre and the little spider from afar were watching something strongly.
Walking forward, Zhen Hao looked inside, and inside was a motionless venom and a bruised and swollen Deadpool.
Deadpool's right leg twitched from time to time.
Looking at the super meow flower that was holding his head high and almost wrote "I did it" on his face, Zhen Hao asked, "What's wrong with these two guys?"
"Meow Meow~"
Zhen Hao: "......"
Taking off the light blue cross around his neck, Zhen Hao reached out and hung it on the neck of Super Meow Big Flower.
Super Meow Dahua said: "This male human and this black thing merged with each other last night, and wanted to escape, and then I broke it up." ”
"After breaking them up, the black thing separated from the male and pounced on me, trying to burrow into my body. ”
"As a result, this disgusting guy didn't even break my defenses, and he became what he is now when I slapped him. As for this male human, I don't think he is an honest man, and I also gave him a few slaps by the way, and then it is the appearance you see now. ”
Sure enough, just like Zhen Hao thought, Deadpool, who has been used to being free and casual, will not honestly accept his fate.
No longer paying attention to the two unlucky guys on the ground, Zhen Hao looked back at Parker and asked, "You kid is not at home with your rich woman, what are you doing here with me?"
"What a rich woman is not a rich woman, how ugly it is, that's my little cutie. ”
Parker muttered, then sneered, "I didn't want to see how this guy was doing, this guy came to my office yesterday to stalk me, and he had to let me join some X-Force." ”
"I didn't answer him, he stalked me, and my scalp was numb, but I couldn't take care of him, so I had no choice but to push him to you. ”
Glancing at Parker, who regarded him as a tool man, Zhen Hao pursed his lips, if this was not Maguire's version of the bitter Spider-Man, he must ......
Wait, is Parker, who has become president by eating soft rice, still the Parker who "has more power, more responsibility"?
That hard-pressed Parker wouldn't push a dangerous knife-wielding and firearm-wielding perverted tightsuit gangster into the home of an innocent citizen......
He changed, he became slippery.
Parker: Ordinary citizens? Whose ordinary citizens can talk to God and his old man head-on? Are you fooling the devil?
Ghost: I feel offended again.
Shaking his head, shaking off the nonsense in his mind, Zhen Hao waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you can play if you have nothing to do." ”
Zhen Hao gave an eviction order, and although Parker, who wanted the origin of Kangkang Deadpool, was a little reluctant, he still reached out and brushed his hair, inadvertently revealing the Patek Philippe on his wrist, and then said goodbye to Zhen Hao and his party one by one with an indifferent smile.
In the end, under the reluctant gaze of the old nun Anna and her brothers, she went away.
"What was that? What a dazzling light! I saw a little money in this light!"
Deadpool gets up from the ground, his pupils taking on a "$".
Ignoring Deadpool's question, Zhen Hao said expressionlessly: "Deadpool, those small actions you made while I was sleeping were really disappointing." ”
A word woke up the dreamer, and Deadpool, who was drunk in the light of Parker Patek Philippe, suddenly stiffened, and then he instantly took three steps back, looking at Super Meow Big Flower with a wary face.
He now remembered the feeling of powerlessness he had when he faced Super Meow Big Flower last night, and he couldn't help but feel frustrated.
"Hey, man, what kind of meow are you, why is he so powerful?" looked at the super meow big flower, but the words were asking Zhen Hao.
It's just that Zhen Hao hasn't spoken yet, and the next moment Deadpool seems to have thought of something, and hurriedly touches his body, and finally deducts the dying venom under the soles of his feet.
"Xiao Liquid, are you okay? You must cheer up, you can't leave me alone to live! We promised to be together forever, and I won't allow you to break your promise!"
Deadpool holds venom in both hands and cries like a, as if he is really sad.
If his sneaky gaze hadn't peeked at Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao would have almost believed it.
It's clear that this guy is leaning on Venom to divert the subject.
Venom: "......"
Little Shasha: "......"
The next moment, without Zhen Hao's move, the crying Deadpool closed his mouth.
As far as the eye could see, Xiao Shasha opened the holster and flew out at some point, the muzzle of the black hole was facing Deadpool, and the killing intent permeated the chapel.
Deadpool's eyes widened in disbelief, "Aren't you?" you even eat the vinegar of a single-celled creature......?
Before he finished speaking, his mouth was strongly stuffed by Xiao Shasha, followed by the familiar "Bang Bang Bang" gunshot.
The penetrating wound, which took up almost half of Deadpool's skull, caused him to fall into a state of downtime in an instant, and he fell straight to the ground, a large amount of blood spurting out of the wound.
This scene was seen by Niu Erhua and Xiaoyutu, who were sucking out the door, and they were stunned for a moment after not seeing such a bloody scene for a long time.
Niu Erhua quickly returned to normal, without any fear, but the big eyes of the little jade rabbit were full of horror, full of sparkling tears.
The panic continued to ferment, and in the end, the little jade rabbit pounced directly on Zhen Hao with a timid face, and two tears floated behind him.
"Brother Zhen Hao, I'm so scared!"
It's just that just two steps after running out, the little jade rabbit was picked up by Niu Erhua with the back of the neck.
Looking at Niu Erhua's rather unkind face, Xiao Yutu gritted his teeth and smiled, giving up the little bit of caution in his heart while it was hot.
Three minutes passed, and the recovered Deadpool rolled over and got up from the ground, and said angrily to Xiao Shasha: "Three times! It's been three times! You've already beeped all the bullets into my mouth three times! It's only three, I don't care, I must beep back this time!"
......
The imaginary retaliation did not come, and Xiao Shasha's gun began to redden at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then without saying a word, he returned to the holster.
Deadpool: "......"
Rao is a broken mouth with Deadpool, and in the face of this situation, he still doesn't know what he should say now to prove his innocence.
"Ahem, the matter of your little couple, close the door when no one is around, whatever you say, now let's talk about the transaction between us. Zhen Hao said.
Embarrassed to be interrupted, Deadpool couldn't wait: "That's great, I can't wait, you see when we ...... Uh, pay a deposit?"
As a qualified businessman, a deposit is a necessity, and a business without a deposit must not be done, which is common sense in common sense, and no one can come.
Very reasonable, Zhen Hao nodded, on the surface, it seemed that his big hand was groping around in his pocket, but he was actually looking for the check in the system space.
The result was not very good, and the palm-sized piece of paper did not show up at all in the cluttered system space.
Zhen Hao rummaged over and over and pulled out a bunch of things.
"Wow~!This is not scientific, how did you get so many things out of your pocket?Could it be that your crotch is connected to another dimension? This is so cool!"
Deadpool watched Zhen Hao take out a pile of miscellaneous eating utensils from his pocket, as well as the dozen or so large boxes, covering his face and exclaiming.
Then he stepped forward quickly, stretched out a hand and carefully stroked the box——— wooden box of unknown material, hard, real!
Deadpool was even more excited, like a bear child who had discovered some little secret, bouncing around on the box, like a sand sculpture......
He really is!
"Whoa~!"
One of the stacked boxes is knocked over by Deadpool, and a large piece of dazzling golden yellow falls out of the chest.
The excitement on Deadpool's face suddenly stiffened, and his eyes stared directly at the glittering gold coins on the ground, and at this moment, there was nothing else in his eyes.
Also behaving like Deadpool are the old nuns Anna and Andre Sr.
They recognized at a glance that these gold coins were the gold coins forged by the legendary god king Odin that Zhen Hao gave them at the beginning, which saved their lives.
But this amount is ...... That's too much!
"It turned out to be here, and I finally found it. ”
Zhen Hao breathed a sigh of relief and took out the crumpled check for 600,000 US dollars from his pocket.
Waving his hand to put away the miscellaneous things on the ground, Zhen Hao reached out and handed the check to Deadpool, who was sitting on the ground because the box was suddenly withdrawn.
It's just that Deadpool didn't look at the check, and a beautiful flip jumped up from the ground, and after landing on the ground, he turned around three times, and began to concave with a chair.
"I know the gold coin, it's from Asgard...... You've got so many, you must have looted Asgard, right? You're so strong, don't you have a lot of say in the world of the Avengers? Damn, I'm so rude, I should say yours!"
Looking at Deadpool, who suddenly talked to himself, and his excitement was comparable to that of a drug, Zhen Hao had nothing to say, only an ellipsis could show his current mood.
"Big guy, please don't care about my faux pas, in fact, I am a very polite young man, but I am so excited to see you, I can't hold back for a while, this is ......"
Deadpool explained incoherently, then took a deep breath and said expectantly, "Look, can I join the Avengers?"
Without waiting for Zhen Hao to speak, Deadpool raised his hand and touched half of his bare hood, posing for a ...... that he thought was handsome
Touching the hole in the hood on the back of his head, Deadpool was silent for a moment, then bowed to Zhen Hao and said a little wait, and then walked out of the chapel quickly, walking straight to the crowd outside the church.