"I'm sorry to keep you waiting, you know, with my talent, I can't solve my problem anytime soon. ”

Ten minutes later, Deadpool walked in briskly from outside the chapel, sorting out his hat and new clothes along the way.

As a qualified actor, inappropriate clothing during the interview is a very serious demerit.

So Deadpool went out and borrowed a new set of clothes from a few gang members outside, leather boots, leather pants, leather jacket, and black sunglasses, except for his size, he looked like the Terminator governor.

Approaching, Deadpool picked up the front brim of a cowboy hat, leaned on the chair with one hand, lit a cigar stolen from the gang members, took a hard puff, and said in a deep voice: "I heard that little Robert is dead, and the Avengers need a big guy who debuted in the C position to save the world." ”

"I think I'm quite suitable, take the first part of [Deadpool] as an example, it only invested 58 million dollars, and the global box office earned as much as 800 million, and there are only a handful of box office champions like me. Choosing me will be the wisest choice you will ever make in your life!"

Zhen Hao: "......"

The high fighting spirit suddenly retracted, and Deadpool seemed to think of something, and his expression was a little depressed.

"It's a pity, the big beauty is also dead, although she stalked me at the beginning, yelling that I won't marry, and the noise upset me, but...... Boss, is the big beauty of your world still alive?"

Zhen Hao: "......"

The mood change of the sand sculpture is very palatable, and in the blink of an eye, Deadpool regained the appearance of the sand sculpture.

He took a cigar in his mouth, swished to Zhen Hao's side, and whispered: "Big guy, for the sake of my enthusiasm, you can let those guys cooperate with me to make a shocking masterpiece." ”

"I understand the rules, my salary is low, enough for me to eat, drink, and sleep...... Just eat and drink. And I'm the only superhero in the Marvel universe who is my agent, as long as you nod, I'll sign you 10 or 20 films immediately, as long as you need it, I'm willing to shoot until you die!"

There were too many slots, Zhen Hao didn't know where to vomit, took half a step back, and kept a distance from Deadpool.

"The conditions sound good, but I say no, because in that world, Black Widow is not dead, Robert is not dead, and they are both my little brothers, and they don't even need to be paid. ”

Deadpool's mouth gaps open in shock, and cigars slip out of his mouth.

When he came back to his senses, he grabbed Zhen Hao's arm and continued to fight: "I can also do without pay! As long as I eat and live, all the conditions I said above are still valid, and I will use my character as a guarantee and will never break my word!"

You've got a ghost's character!

Zhen Hao pursed his lips and subconsciously wanted to say it, but after thinking about it, this is too cruel to the child.

Zhen Hao changed his words and said: "No, it's not a matter of salary, it's because you're too ugly!"

Deadpool was shocked and couldn't help but staggered back half a step, but then quickly stepped forward and only grabbed Zhen Hao's arm, and said angrily: "Big guy, I thought that a big guy like you would definitely pay more attention to connotation, but I never thought that you would not be exempt from vulgarity, and actually ...... So superficial. ”

"I'm sorry, you want to make a movie, let's just talk about it, I'm just telling the truth. ”

Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders and continued: "The little fans and little fans in front of the movie screen won't buy your account, if you want to make money, you have to follow the audience's intentions, and we will shoot whatever they want to see." ”

"That's right, I know what you mean, but you also know my box office, the fans love me, I'm making money!" shouted Deadpool.

Zhen Hao said: "They are just trying to get a novelty, and the first time they saw an ugly and cheap guy on the screen, they were naturally very interested." ”

"But over time, after they get used to it, you will completely lose the market, and even fall to the point where there is no drama to film. ”

In other words, to put it more realistically, your situation is like those capitalists who are used to eating big fish and meat, and occasionally eat a nest and feel that the whole person is too good to be good, but if they are really allowed to eat all the time, they will definitely jump out of the first place to refuse this kind of abuse. ”

Zhen Hao is not untargeted, these days, whether it is a movie or a movie, the male protagonist must be handsome, and the female protagonist must be beautiful, otherwise the audience or readers will have no sense of substitution, and it is destined to be a money-losing deal......

After all, no one is bad in real life!

"I understand what you say, but it is absolutely impossible for me to lose my popularity, because my cheapness is something they can never imagine. Deadpool said confidently.

In terms of cheapness, Deadpool dared to pat his chest and make a guarantee that there would be no second one in the world who was cheaper than him!

Zhen Hao didn't speak, touched his chin and looked Deadpool up and down, and said: "Avengers, don't think about it, there is no place for you at all, but I can give you another movie here, and the role is still the scene where the actor has gone through a lot of hard work to save the world." ”

Deadpool's spirits perked up, and the hands that grabbed Zhen Hao's arms even harder.

"What movie?Who is the heroine?Is she beautiful?Her moon ......"

"Bang~Bang~Bang~!"

The familiar sound of gunfire rang out again.

Deadpool slammed his skull to the ground again, splashing a blinding red.

Yes, that's right, Xiao Shasha, who is super vinegary, has shot again.

The moment Deadpool mentions the heroine, Sasha makes up her mind to kill.

Three minutes later, Deadpool got up from the ground without saying a word, and the question about the heroine was completely rotten in his stomach.

Then looking at Zhen Hao's handsome face, he smiled and said, "Big guy, it's just an accident, which makes you laugh...... I don't know if that movie you're talking about is ......"

"Oh, the movie, it's easy to say, it's just made for you, as for the name of this movie......"

Zhen Hao looked at Deadpool with an expectant face, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he smiled evilly: "I heard that it seems to be a sequel movie, what is it called...... [Green Lantern 2], have you heard of it?"

Green Lantern, one of the most regrettable roles Deadpool has ever played, has repeatedly clamored to kill himself who took the Green Lantern script back then.

And it did pay for the action!

"Oh~!Xie Beept! I shouldn't have killed that stupid beep in the first place, I should have cut the grass and eradicated the roots, and directly killed that bastard named Green!"

Deadpool screamed frantically, venting frantically at the tables, chairs and benches in the church.

Zhen Hao's words set off the nightmare that he has always been unable to forget, even if he has relied on his ability to break the fourth wall to kill himself who took the Green Lantern script back then, but it is still difficult to let go.

It's like a broken mirror, no matter how airtight and new it is glued to, in fact, the inside is already full of holes.

Now, not to mention that Zhen Hao also added fuel to the fire and proposed a sequel to Green Lantern, which simply caused 999+ real damage to Deadpool's heart.

The matter of making a movie has come to an end for the time being, and Deadpool, who already has a shadow in his psyche, avoids talking about it.

Zhen Hao smiled indifferently, hiding his merit and fame.

"This is your 600,000 US dollars, as the cost of my six crossings, as for the labor contract or something, no one can control you anyway. ”

Zhen Hao slapped the check for 600,000 US dollars on Deadpool's face, and then patted him on the shoulder and said seriously: "Wade, do a good job, I will give it to you at the end of the year...... Ahem, you've made me comfortable, and I'll give you another box when it's done...... Ten Asgardian gold coins. ”

The latter was holding the check, his face was cloudy, the check for 600,000 US dollars was originally it, not to mention for the time being, those ten Asgardian gold coins were not even a dime a dozen in those dozen boxes of gold coins, wasn't this used to insult his Wade's personality?

Is his labor so cheap?

And what's even more excessive is that only ten gold coins are given for ten gold coins, which is still an empty check with no shadow in sight!

Deadpool carefully calculated his "reward", and finally found that he didn't get anything, and he owed Zhen Hao six times in vain.

Isn't this fooling......

Zhen Hao: Fooling people? You kid is not honest, didn't I find you a daughter-in-law who doesn't dislike you, and doesn't dislike you for being ugly, short, and weak.

With a shudder, Deadpool hugged himself tightly.

"Dude...... No, boss, what you're doing is not authentic, I'll do the math here, in the end, I didn't catch anything, I didn't say anything, and I had to work for you for free, we don't want to bully honest people like this. ”

"Didn't catch anything?"

Zhen Hao frowned and looked at Deadpool, thinking in his heart, and suddenly found that it seemed to be the case.

Sighing, Zhen Hao felt a little melancholy in his heart, sure enough, he was careless in making friends, and he stayed with the little spider who became a capitalist for a long time, and the whole person was peeled a lot.

Parker: ???Hey, hey, hey, don't be so slanderous, we haven't stayed together for long, okay?

"This is something I have thought about and I have wronged you...... In this case, my promise of 10 gold coins is still valid, and the precondition has been changed from "Serve comfortably" to "Every world you traverse". Zhen Hao patted the honest man Deadpool's shoulder and said.

Unexpectedly, Zhen Hao really let go, Deadpool was stunned for two seconds, and then said excitedly: "God! boss, you are so handsome that you are willing to pluck your hair, I can see that my heart is surging and I can hardly control myself, you are the great stars in the sky, we mortals can only look up to you!"

Extravagance and waste are not good habits, but if you can use money to make Deadpool more reliable, Zhen Hao doesn't mind spending a little money to seek stability.

Even......

Zhen Hao smiled, took out a cigar in Deadpool's pocket and lit it, took a deep breath, spit out the smoke ring and said, "Deadpool, if you ......"

"Boss, you can call me Wilson or Wade directly, if you are not satisfied, you can also call me Little Dede. Deadpool looked up.

It's well spent!

Zhen Hao nodded with satisfaction: "Wade, if you are willing to sew your mouth shut, I can directly give you a box of gold coins, do you want to think about it?"

"Uh......"

Deadpool's already pitted face was even more tangled at this time, and after a while, he spoke: "Boss, although your proposal is tempting, I still prefer to do business for ten gold coins...... Plus $100,000. ”

As the words fell, Deadpool closed his eyes in pain, and two lines of tears slid down his pitted face, tears dripping onto the floor and splashing a little water.

Once, there was a sincere gold coin placed in front of him, but the condition was that he was made to shut his cute little mouth, which was too cruel to him.

In this case, he and Zhen Hao promised to let him play Iron Man, but when he went to report happily, the news he got made it difficult for him to accept, like a bolt from the blue.

It's true that he plays Iron Man.

But that scene was a lying scene, and he played Iron Man lying in a coffin, the kind that was already dead.

In this scene, he didn't have a single expression, not a single line, and no shot, and even the appearance rate of holding the coffin was higher than him.

"Wade, the payment for the transaction has arrived, when will we leave for the next world?" Zhen Hao ignored Deadpool's tears and asked directly.

"You're the boss, you can do whatever you say, I'll listen to you. ”

The little heart is traumatized, and Deadpool is leaning in a chair, with a look of melancholy and loss on his face.

"Bishop Zhen Hao, are you leaving now?"

The old nun Anna and the old Andre were in a hurry, and they were behind the backers and said that they would leave, without any psychological preparation.

"Meow meow~!"

Super Meow Dahua is also in a hurry, his three black long straight wives are still there, how can he be a scum who has been abandoned from the beginning to the end!

Tom, the black cat on the windowsill, suddenly turned his head to look at Zhen Hao, his big black eyes flashing with hope.

It was the most shining time of its life.

Looking at the small chapel that almost exploded, Zhen Hao nodded slowly under the expectant, lost, and nervous gaze of the two meows, and didn't say anything.

The old nun Anna opened her mouth to say something to save her.

But after a long time, I found that I had no reason to stay at all.

Everything is ready, the movie has not been made, the little spider has not yet been pulled into the X-Raid team, and Deadpool, who finally sold himself, is about to start crossing.

"Wait! I forgot something, I need to recharge. ”

Looking at the stone statue of the little old man in the chapel, Zhen Hao suddenly remembered something.

Deadpool held his bumpy face and looked at Zhen Hao with a shocked expression.

"Charge? Do you still need to charge? Boss, do you ...... Isn't it human?"

"Oh~ I see! You must be the Terminator who came out to save the world, right? No, this is not right, the Terminator is also a physical output, and your means are definitely not something that those machines can use...... So what the hell are you?"

Zhen Hao looked at Deadpool with a cold face, he had reason to suspect that this guy was waiting for an opportunity to take revenge on him, and he still had evidence.

Freshly baked!

However, now is a critical period to rely on employee performance, and it is not appropriate to discourage employees' enthusiasm for work.

Zhen Hao thought about it, but decided to ignore this sand sculpture for the time being.

Walking quickly to the stone statue of the little old man, Zhen Hao knocked on the door of the stone statue under the caring eyes of Deadpool, knocking on the door of God's sleep.

"Hey, hey, the sun is on my buttocks, get up and charge me, flush up!"

Zhen Hao shouted, the arrogant appearance of beckoning, just like in the costume TV series, those heroes entered the inn to eat and sleep, and then ordered the shopkeeper to feed his mount.

Deadpool couldn't help but laugh: "Boss, don't tell me that you believe that there really is a God in this world, God or something is too ......"

Before he could finish speaking, the smile on Deadpool's face suddenly stiffened.

In his field of vision, the stone statue shot out two white rays of light, shining on the pale blue cross around Zhen Hao's neck, and the cross kept flickering with white light.

It looks like Zhen Hao said, it really looks like he is charging.

Moving under his feet, Deadpool approached the old nun Anna, swallowed a mouthful of spit, and whispered, "This beautiful sister, the stone statue of your church...... Where did he buy it? He can't really be God's old man...... No, it can't be, it's crazy, it's not that crazy in the Avengers!"

Although the old nun Anna doesn't understand what an avenger is or not an avenger, she can still understand the general meaning of Deadpool.

She nodded: "That's right, the one who is communicating with Bishop Zhen Hao is God and his old man, and we also saw the demon king in hell a few days ago, the kind that wants to conquer the world." ”

This result made Deadpool difficult to accept for a while.

The demons who conquer the world, as well as the God on high, are all unattainable existences for him.

"It's impossible, there's no such thing as God and Demon King in Marvel, isn't that exclusive to that scumbag in DC??" Deadpool muttered to himself.

The old nun Anna heard these obviously secret muttering.

It's just that although she understands every word, these words are connected, and for her, it is a wordless heavenly book, and after listening to it, she is still confused.

What D, what C, what is that?

I don't understand, and the old nun Anna, who is half-cut into the ground, doesn't mean to ask more, the more she knows, the faster she will die, and curiosity always kills the cat.

Soon, the two white lights shot out of the stone statue retracted, and the light blue cross on Zhen Hao's neck was still flickering faintly.

Properly eaten.

Hearing that Zhen Hao was leaving, God was even more excited than Tom the black cat.

In this world, as the eldest brother at the top of the food chain, he was overwhelmed by a strong dragon and couldn't lift his head, this day was simply miserable for him, it was not God's life at all, he had never been so wretched in his life!

But he was helpless, because no matter how many times he looked into the future, what indiscriminate means he used, he was finally pressed to the ground by Zhen Hao and rubbed.

Therefore, when he heard that Zhen Hao was leaving, his old face was about to laugh like a chrysanthemum, not to mention the small requirement of charging, it was no problem to carry Zhen Hao away in a sedan chair!

Putting away the fully charged cross, Zhen Hao turned around and turned back, but was startled by the big face that Deadpool came up.

"What are you doing? Surprise me!"

Deadpool smiled, rubbed his hands and leaned over to Zhen Hao's side, and said flatteringly: "Boss, who was talking to you just now?

Glancing at Deadpool, Zhen Hao said angrily: "Where is this? Church! Can there be other people in the church besides God?

"I know, I mean, is it possible, I'm talking about possibility, boss, are you being lied to?" Deadpool said.

Zhen Hao didn't speak, glanced at Deadpool, and then mobilized the light blue cross that was still glowing, and spread three pairs of wings behind him.

The facts were in front of him, and Deadpool covered his mouth and exclaimed, his eyes like a three-hundred-watt light bulb, shining two rays of light called envy and greed.

Now it doesn't matter who the guy in the stone statue is, he can make people grow three pairs of big wings, even if he is not God, he is the leader of the pretending world!

"Big brother, from now on you will be my own big brother! Can you lend me this necklace to play, I promise to return it to you when you have had enough!"

Deadpool fell to the ground, holding Zhen Hao's thigh as if no one was around, and began to cry wolf, looking like 'if you don't give it to me, I won't get up'.

Zhen Hao sneered and kicked Deadpool out several times.

"If you've had enough, you'll give it back to me? ”

"No, big brother, how can you think so much about other people......"

Deadpool pointed to the point, muttered aggrievedly, and the next moment looked at Zhen Hao seriously, and said seriously: "Big brother, don't hide it, I have had a great dream since I was a child, and I have been working hard for him all these years!"

"Dreams, your dreams aren't to sleep all the big moon ......"

"Big brother, I call you big brother, it's because I respect you, admire you, and love you, but how can you smear people's innocence out of thin air like this? I have never had that kind of dirty and dirty dream, Xiao Shasha is my love!"

Deadpool said with his head held high, full of righteousness, but his eyes looked at Xiao Shasha, who was trembling violently, until she stopped trembling, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Deadpool looked at Zhen Hao with resentment in his eyes.

Which pot is not opened, which pot is not mentioned, this kind of dream can only be understood and cannot be spoken!

After staring at Zhen Hao for a moment, and finding that it didn't make Zhen Hao feel a little guilty, Deadpool continued: "Big brother, I have a dream, and that is ......"

"No, you don't!"

Zhen Hao did not hesitate to interrupt Deadpool's lyricism, although he didn't know what his dream was, as long as he refused, he would be right.

"No, I just have a dream!" Deadpool insisted.

"I said, you didn't!"

Zhen Hao said heavily, the momentum of the boss on his body pressed Deadpool couldn't raise his head, and then continued: "Don't talk to me about dreams, young people should face reality, go to work honestly, ethereal things are empty after all, only living is the last word!"

"I can't face reality, I'm a fictional comic book character. Deadpool quibbled.

"No, you can face it, because you're different from everyone else, you can go through the fourth wall, you can hack the editor with a knife, and you can even kill yourself who took the [Green Lantern] script!"

Zhen Hao quoted Deadpool's past record and retorted with solid evidence.

"Oh~!Please, please don't mention the word [Green Lantern], my head hurts when I hear it!"

Deadpool fell to his knees with his head in his hands, his arms outstretched and facing the sky...... ceiling, the expression on his face is as painful as it is, which shows the size of the shadow in his heart.

Zhen Hao: "......"

There is no harvest from the daily miserable sales, Deadpool put away his exaggerated performance, and said aggrievedly: "But I can't be blamed only for the things I have done, I can break the fourth wall is also the meaning of the comic editor, I kill him or its own will, I just do things according to the rules"

"If you really want to be held responsible, the comic editor will be fully responsible, and I have nothing to do with half a dime, if you want to blame him, blame him for his own sand sculpture. ”

Zhen Hao couldn't help but pouted when he heard this, you don't look at the comics to understand yourself, what qualifications do you have to say that other people's sand sculptures?

Relying on the recognition between sand sculptures?

Seeing that Zhen Hao didn't react, Deadpool smiled and got up from the ground: "Big brother, I didn't joke with you, I really have a very serious dream, it is very important to me, I came to this world to achieve it." ”

"Oh, serious dreams, please start your speech. ”

A serious dream of a sand sculpture, I have to say that it successfully aroused Zhen Hao's curiosity.

It's a matter of dreams, Deadpool's face is unprecedentedly serious, he clenched his fists, raised his head forty-five degrees, and said slowly: "Since I was a child, I have seen countless sinister and dark worlds, so I have a dream, which is to form a hero organization comparable to the Avengers!"