Chapter 79: Teacher Ironhead Wadu
Just when the atmosphere between Wang Qiang and Du Jianfeng began to become solemn, Lou Chuanying suddenly interjected in the middle.
"The main component of the fart, 59% is nitrogen!21% is hydrogen, carbon dioxide only accounts for 9%, okay! In addition, there is 7% methane and 3% oxygen, plus 1% other, who told you that the fart is carbon dioxide exhaust gas?" Lou Chuanying said angrily: "You said that you are a liberal arts student, just teach your English well, do what you are good at, do what you are good at, you have to show your chemistry knowledge in front of me, what trouble?"
Du Jianfeng was immediately surprised, so he asked with great interest: "Is there still hydrogen and methane?
Wang Qiang: ......
Lou Chuanying: ......
Lou Chuanying pointed at Du Jianfeng helplessly: "Nerd, shut up!"
Du Jianfeng hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, I'll shut up if I say one more thing." ”
Wang Qiang: ......
Lou Chuanying: ......
Du Jianfeng turned his head and said to Wang Qiang with a serious face: "Brother Wang, I was wrong just now, the composition of the fart is only a small part of carbon dioxide, so I just used carbon dioxide waste to refer to the fart, it is not right, please forgive me, that was my knowledge blind spot just now." ”
After speaking, Du Jianfeng sat back on the sofa, and specially closed his mouth and raised his head towards Lou Chuanying, signaling him to shut up.
Lou Chuanying was speechless for a while, and said to Wang Qiang: "See, this stupid boy looks very handsome and smart, but in fact, he is a nerd, a little unsophisticated, you will both be together in the next few days, so you don't have to worry about him in some cases...... In addition, you should also be careful when talking to yourself, and do not raise the bar with him. ”
Wang Qiang covered his forehead, a little speechless, he could also see that it was not Du Jianfeng who deliberately mocked him just now, but this guy is really simple-minded, or a tendon...... Maybe only such a pure person can do one thing to the extreme.
In an economically developed city like Wuzhou, how many English teachers there are, it is really impossible to count, and it is a great thing to become a top English teacher in such a place where talents gather, even if it is just a primary school English teacher.
For the sake of his daughter's English scores, Wang Qiang decided to let this product go, and he would not be like him.
Moreover, looking at the character of this nerd, no wonder he is so handsome, so talented, and there are no scandals yet, it is estimated that he can't understand those women deliberately flirting with him...... I don't know how to do it!
This is the decisive factor why the handsome guy did not become a scumbag!
Wang Qiang suddenly felt that he had gotten it.
At this time, the mobile phone rang suddenly in the study, Lou Chuanying's face suddenly changed, he slapped the table, and said angrily: "Didn't you turn off your mobile phone? Why don't you listen to me? Don't you want me to take care of you?"
Du Jianfeng was startled, his mouth was tightly avoided, and his hands kept gesturing with something, and Wang Qiang was confused.
Or Lou Chuanying understood Du Jianfeng better, I saw her covering her forehead, and said helplessly: "Okay, I am allowed to speak, I can't understand your broken sign language, you can say it." ”
Burst!
Wang Qiang almost laughed out loud, only then did he understand that Du Jianfeng was still carrying out Lou Chuanying's instructions to shut up just now, so he was frantically gesturing with his hands in sign language, and he couldn't do it in a hurry, but he just didn't open his mouth to speak...... If you don't know who he is, you still think that he is deliberately working against Lou Chuanying. But after understanding Du Jianfeng, you will understand that this product is really not sincere to scare people, he just complies with your requirements one by one.
The key is that he thinks so in his head, and he does it meticulously.
So the end result is very annoying.
Wonderful!
Wang Qiang suddenly had some ...... about the days they spent together in the next few days Ambivalent feelings of anticipation and anxiety.
I'm definitely looking forward to being with such a strange thing, it's definitely fun...... But if a tendon is on the bar with himself, and he can't hit someone...... That's not going to be wonderful.
Just when Wang Qiang was entangled, Du Jianfeng finally spoke.
"I turned off the phone, it was the phone alarm I set, and when the time came, the alarm was going to be called, so it turned on automatically. Du Jianfeng explained.
"Alarm?" Lou Chuanying ran to the study a little suspiciously, and came out with a mobile phone a moment later.
It's really a mobile phone alarm, not a mobile phone call.
Lou Chuanying said speechlessly: "Why did you turn the alarm on your mobile phone into a ringtone for incoming calls? Also, why didn't you tell me about this earlier? Don't you know how to cancel the alarm before turning it off?"
Du Jianfeng weakly explained: "Change the alarm to the ringtone of the incoming call, so that it is easier to get up, the average person oversleeps and often can't hear the alarm sound, but the phone is generally not missed...... Also, you turned off my phone, and I was going to explain it to you, but you said that you didn't have time to explain......"
Lou Chuanying: ......
Wang Qiang lowered his head and held back a smile desperately, this is really an acute child meets a chronic child, Mars hits the earth!
I really want to look up and see Lou Chuanying's face now!
But for the sake of respect for life and respect for the future Principal Lou, well, don't look up...... Anyway, I can think of it, hehe.
After a while, Lou Chuanying threw the phone to Du Jianfeng and said, "I won't use your broken phone, cancel the alarm by myself, cancel everything that can be turned on automatically, hurry up." ”
Du Jianfeng hurriedly wanted to catch the phone, but he still didn't catch it, and the phone fell to the ground with a "clang".
Wang Qiang glanced at ...... Oh, it's actually a blackberry? This Mr. Du is still very trendy, 03 years of apples have not come out, BlackBerry has just become famous, the mainland has not been officially introduced to the BlackBerry brand until ten years later, Blackberry's Tianmeow flagship store was almost ten years later before it was established, I didn't expect Mr. Du to use it now.
Du Jianfeng picked up the mobile phone aggrievedly and complained in a low voice: "Then you don't have to throw other people's mobile phones." ”
Wang Qiang almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard it, listen to this aggrieved tone, and look at this aggrieved little expression.
Lou Chuanying snorted: "Teacher Du, I'll give you another chance, do you tell me whether you didn't catch it yourself, or did I deliberately throw your mobile phone?"
Needless to say, it must be the former!
However, Wang Qiang clearly heard Du Jianfeng say: "Before answering this question, I want to ask about the preconditions...... Is that okay?"
Wang Qiang suddenly raised his head in surprise...... Mr. Du, is it so iron-headed?
Lou Chuanying's face was a little cold, and he said lightly: "You ask." ”
Du Jianfeng said seriously: "Excuse me, did you ask the question just now as the dean of academic affairs, or as my good friend?"
it! It's really an iron-headed baby!